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Old 2009-07-22, 02:17
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Old 2009-07-22, 03:32
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yehp

What do you mean nobody cares about him? Is he sick or something?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-22, 03:33
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Let's hand deliver crystal meth to each member of the forum. That'll get people typing shit up reeeeal quick.

HAHA! It actually does seem to be picking up a bit now.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-22, 03:49
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Old 2009-07-22, 04:13
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i bet you can't touch it as much as me!

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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
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Old 2009-07-22, 11:52
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Old 2009-07-22, 11:54
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No one can beat me in touching penises!

Paddy can!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-22, 11:55
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Paddy can!

Only because he`s one gigantic penis!
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Old 2009-07-22, 12:06
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Only because he`s one gigantic penis!

Not true at all.
http://kormoranos.files.wordpress.c.../micropenis.jpg

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-22, 17:07
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HAHA! It actually does seem to be picking up a bit now.


glad to see the FBI didn't intercept my shipments.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-23, 19:47
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haha! Last post in this thread.

Toasted bread. Melted cheese. Quiznos!
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2009-07-23, 20:12
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haha! Last post in this thread.

Toasted bread. Melted cheese. Quiznos!


damn I love that place
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Old 2009-07-23, 21:45
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Last.

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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-23, 22:57
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we can play this game, but sadly mods always get last post.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-24, 01:37
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we can play this game, but sadly mods always get last post.

That may be true... but somebody still has to get second to last post
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-24, 09:03
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-24, 10:54
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Holy shit Truth! Behind you!!!

HAH! SECOND TO LAST
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-24, 11:37
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Forget it bitches
I`m gonna slam your arses off


Penis.
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Old 2009-07-24, 12:26
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Is there any danger of you guys GROWING UP??

GOSH!
 
Old 2009-07-24, 12:34
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Is there any danger of you guys GROWING UP??

GOSH!

I thought you liked 'em young
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-24, 17:39
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Still not closed?
Where are our gods

FATHER WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME
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Old 2009-07-24, 18:59
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalThrashingMad
I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-24, 19:04
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So do you
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Old 2009-07-24, 22:59
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You both do.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-24, 23:10
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FATHER WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

lol nice
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
 
Old 2009-07-25, 04:14
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-07-25, 04:36
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Old 2009-07-25, 07:09
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Originally Posted by Paddy
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-25, 07:14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-07-25, 10:33
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Wädscheina!!

Minä haluan olutta!
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Old 2009-07-25, 11:51
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Hemorrhoids.
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Quote:
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-25, 17:22
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Mental Hemorrhage

331 Posts in here now<!
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R.I.P moe
 
Old 2009-07-25, 21:36
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cocksucking balls, anybody?
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-07-25, 21:44
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nah, i'll pass on that joe
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-26, 03:06
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Haha. When are the mods going to close this?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-26, 03:40
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I bet THIS will be the last post

cuntfaggotwhore

however, the mods have a reputation for posting before they close the RTT's anyways!
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Originally Posted by PST 88
The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


Blackwater (Friend's Metal Band)
MY WEBSITE!


R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-07-26, 04:59
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^^wall blocking joe from the last post

unless he can sneak through that crack
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2009-07-26, 05:01
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SPAM CP
 
Old 2009-07-26, 05:19
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


Quote:
Originally Posted by viewer_from_nihil
the song serial cocksucker changed my life


Quote:
Originally Posted by BassBehemoth
Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-26, 07:05
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WTF, motherfuckers?
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Quote:
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2009-07-26, 09:05
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-26, 11:26
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Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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R.I.P moe
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:13
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thats one annoying spammer eh
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:15
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Yeah over 250 new threads he opened
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R.I.P moe
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:16
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Holy fucking spam!
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:22
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This place is showing its age.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:28
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thats one annoying spammer eh

Haha, I don't know why but when I saw all those threads I burst out laughing.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
Quote:
Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-26, 13:54
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We as a forum should spam them with all kinds of questions and everything but actual orders.
 
Old 2009-07-26, 15:03
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hahaha i like it
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2009-07-26, 16:03
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Old 2009-07-26, 16:07
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Old 2009-07-26, 16:17
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wow. holy fuck.
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Old 2009-07-26, 17:18
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Old 2009-07-26, 17:41
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anyone who actually posts here should be a mod
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Old 2009-07-26, 18:27
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Yeah most of the older mods left ....how about some new ones...from Germany! We know how to lead! Believe me
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Old 2009-07-26, 19:18
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Old 2009-07-26, 19:24
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Only the truth dude! We all know that
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Old 2009-07-26, 19:24
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Old 2009-07-26, 20:22
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anyone who actually posts here should be a mod


yeah really. All us regulars who've been here for a few years should be mods, cause obviously the current mods aren't regulars anymore
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Old 2009-07-26, 21:38
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Old 2009-07-26, 22:01
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she's probably used to that sort of treatment
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-07-26, 23:42
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yes i agree... but the difference here is that it would never come out and result in her death via suffocation.

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Old 2009-07-26, 23:50
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Old 2009-07-27, 00:52
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Yeah most of the older mods left ....how about some new ones...from Germany! We know how to lead! Believe me

Hahaha!
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Old 2009-07-27, 01:32
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funny how the newest RTT is buried somewhere and this was supposed to be closed
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Old 2009-07-27, 04:36
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Haha yeah. I guess we all just got attached to this one.

It's already 66 posts over

Haha this t-shirt rules.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2009-07-27, 13:07
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Long live the final RTT! Seriously, we need an RTT like #100 but with like a 10k limit.
 
Old 2009-07-27, 13:48
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Why a limit?
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Old 2009-07-27, 20:01
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300 post RTT > Infinite RTT
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Old 2009-07-28, 11:28
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I think this one here will last until prob. 450 Posts
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Old 2009-07-28, 12:18
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I think this one here will last until prob. 450 Posts

Lets try for 500! Haha.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-28, 13:16
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Old 2009-07-28, 13:34
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-07-28, 15:18
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Old 2009-07-29, 08:50
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Old 2009-07-29, 14:27
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Old 2009-07-29, 16:05
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