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"Girl. You know it's true."
Sorry. I had a Milli Vanilli moment.
This is funny and not. I just dragged around and coiled about 120 feet of extension cords to weed eat around my yard with my electric weed eater. Then I spray the poison ivy I found in a few places. I got about a dozen plants in the ground and carried the water to them. I came in to get a pop, soda to you folks that talk funny, and I can hardly get it to my mouth cuz my arms are so fatigued. I feel like I have parkinson's. It hurts so good though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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"Girl. You know it's true."
Sorry. I had a Milli Vanilli moment.
This is funny and not. I just dragged around and coiled about 120 feet of extension cords to weed eat around my yard with my electric weed eater. Then I spray the poison ivy I found in a few places. I got about a dozen plants in the ground and carried the water to them. I came in to get a pop, soda to you folks that talk funny, and I can hardly get it to my mouth cuz my arms are so fatigued. I feel like I have parkinson's. It hurts so good though.
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Why whatever do you mean? I'm thinking if he told me to get out in the kitchen and rattle some pans like he does I'd be able to with no trouble.
I refuse to make any comments about anything else you've said.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Why whatever do you mean? I'm thinking if he told me to get out in the kitchen and rattle some pans like he does I'd be able to with no trouble.
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 I can't right now! He's at the club still up to his gonads in paperwork same as earlier.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Since he's getting paid for it he'd be the hooker. I think he'd be glad they didn't kiss him first. Most of them are old vets.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Since he's getting paid for it he'd be the hooker. I think he'd be glad they didn't kiss him first. Most of them are old vets.
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"Hi, I'm Paperwork, would you like to get gonad-deep into my furry paper cut?"
"You kiddin' me? My wife's got Parkinsons! I ain't paying for this shit no more!"
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"Honey, I'm hoooo-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-holy shi-i-i-i-i-i-t!"
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If you're having fantasies about me and Denny then you're more crazy than I ever though. Although he does still have a cute butt.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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If you're having fantasies about me and Denny then you're more crazy than I ever though. Although he does still have a cute butt.
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He wears his chaps. It's cool.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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No, you're getting confused - he doesn't say "I'm wearing chaps" he says "stop pummelling my rectum with a sharpened broom handle, my ass-cheeks look like a couple of massive chapped lips!". It's an easy mistake to make when the guy's mouth is firmly chomping down on a massive rubber brick. |
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I'm glad you said brick instead of something else, but no. If you'd like me to I can send you some old 8 mm of us playing Post Office. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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What the hell do you mean by that last remark? haha I'm-a beat chu up. And not the way ya like it either.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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What the hell do you mean by that last remark? haha I'm-a beat chu up. And not the way ya like it either.
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Wow, I really think you have me confused with "BobbiE the 24 inches or more let me breed with your finest draft horse and make pretty babies" from Bolivia.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Wow, I really think you have me confused with "BobbiE the 24 inches or more let me breed with your finest draft horse and make pretty babies" from Bolivia.
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That was good! Can you do that?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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SCREEEEAM BLOOOODDDDY GOOOOOORE!
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HOMPH?ZA
HERE I GO
DEEP TYPE FLOW
JACQUEQS COPUSTAU COULD NEVA GET THIS LOW AAAH
CHERRY BOMBIN SHIT's BOOM
JUST WARMIN UP A LIL BIT VROOM VROOM
RAPPNING IS WHATS HAPPENING SO
KEEP HTE POKCETS STACKED AND THEN HANDS CLAPPING NAD
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GOTTA GET UP AND BEEEEE SOMEBODY
GRAB DA MICROPHOINE PUTV STRENGTH TO DA BON
DA DA DA ENTER TDA WU TANG ZONE
DA LAW, IN ORDER TO ENTER DA WU TANG
YOU MUST BRING THE OL DIRYT BASTARD TYPE SLANG!!!
REPRESENT! THE GZA
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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Graduation was gay-tarded, everyone who spoke prayed for like 10 minutes straight. When did graduation from a public school become Church night? Me and my band mates had a lot of fun though, makin' fun of kids, so I guess it was ok. Got a shit load of scholarships!
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ah, how could I forget?
that explains it.
But we still have Devourment and Pantera...oh and the jonas brothers 
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You also have Rick Perry, and this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTl7A_KY0A4
I've been to Texas though, and I have to say that EVERYONE I met was really kind. I'm certain had I have gotten to know them better in the short time I was there, they'd have turned out to be insane though.
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we north easterners are a pretty cold and unfriendly bunch in comparison
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Hell yeah dude, that show should be fucking sick! I've still got a month+ to go
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Hell yeah dude, that show should be fucking sick! I've still got a month+ to go |
It's at northern lights amirite? There's a show in montreal as well... you be blown the fuck off your feet if you saw the crowds up there...
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If he's in NY he'd need a passport to go to Montreal now, wouldn't he?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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It's all the fault of two people. A love tainted by distance.... fates tempted by the internets.... paths crossed by metaltabs... |
Irritatingly Deep "Trailer Narrator" Voice: "In a world where their love was forbidden, in a time when the interwebs was his only means of communicating with women with any degree of confidence or feigned self-esteem, comes a story from the makers of Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. This summer, Weinstein & Golderburgers, in conjunction with Zionist Propaganda Pictures, brings you - Babe: Pig in Space!"
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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How about forgotten night crawlers in the crisper? They get pretty br00tal in there.
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Irritatingly Deep "Trailer Narrator" Voice: "In a world where their love was forbidden, in a time when the interwebs was his only means of communicating with women with any degree of confidence or feigned self-esteem, comes a story from the makers of Honey I Shrunk the Kids and Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. This summer, Weinstein & Golderburgers, in conjunction with Zionist Propaganda Pictures, brings you - Babe: Pig in Space!"
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Summer Slaughter was awesome. Suffocation dominated the show, followed by Dying Fetus. Winds of Plague and Origin were really good too. Necrophagist was boring as all hell. I actually left halfway through their set. But other than those douche-core bands that played, it was amazing. I recorded some videos on my blackberry that i'll upload tomorrow. The audio is basically shit, but the video came out crystal clear. Worth a look, i guess.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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A riddle for you all
What walks with four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
And don't go searching it on google... that's cheating!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I think I know, but I won't tell.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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It's a very old riddle.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I was thinking that, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Looks like we're on the same wavelength then.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I just said a bad word out loud to myself when I read that.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Haha what word is that?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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What walks with four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?
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This isn't really that old one, with the sphinx that ate anyone that couldn't answer the riddle and all that business, is it?
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I think the answer is "man". As babies (the morning of our lifetime) we crawl on all-fours. When we grow up (the afternoon) we learn to walk on two legs. When we are old (the evening) we often require a walking stick to aid us, hence three legs.
I think I'm right anyway!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Ahh come on how old and boring is THIS?!
I only say Sphinx...
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haha no, well what it was was the guitars weren't very clear over the drums, and as you know with them it's pretty much the whole point of the band. So basically it was 3 guys standing there, not moving anything except their fingers and you couldn't hear what they were playing over the very overpowering drums. The crowd wasn't really into it either, and that takes away from the show. Then again, it's not exactly easy to follow up Suffocation, as they were just incredible.
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I've never given Suffocation the time of day actually. I think the only piece I was really into was Demise of the Clones.
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Despise The Sun EP has the best production, so it's the perfect place to start. Everyone here will disagree with me but my personal favorite is probably Souls to Deny, but really, all Suffo is great. I've always been into them since i started listening to death metal, but seeing them live changed the way i look at them. I think they're one of those bands that are just meant to be seen live to get the full effect, especially since their albums tend to have muddy production.
Here's the videos i recorded on my blackberry from the show. the sound quality if virtually inaudible, except for winds of plague (but it's still hard to hear) but the videos are pretty clear.
suffocation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieaOVhDPTWQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7goKI8jZ_w
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I think the answer is "man". As babies (the morning of our lifetime) we crawl on all-fours. When we grow up (the afternoon) we learn to walk on two legs. When we are old (the evening) we often require a walking stick to aid us, hence three legs.
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Despise the Sun is a good ep, but the songwriting is pretty one-dimensional and the snare drum is literally nonexistant. I listened to that album for TWO years thinking the drummer didn't use a snare when he blastbeated, LOL. But yeah the production is definitely clear on that release. Souls to Deny is up there as one of my favorite Suffocation albums as well, narrowly being beaten out by Pierced and Effigy. Their older shit is just so hard to beat.
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I got ahold of Blood Oath today. Seems pretty solid after one listen. Dismal Dream is a killer track.
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Fuck me, Cephalic Carnage used to be so awesome.. WHAT HAPPENED?!
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I didn't think Xenosapien was that bad. It was no Lucid Interval, that's for sure, but it wasn't terrible.
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This is what I was thinking even though it seems a bit of a stretch for an answer. Right?
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It is the right answer; can't remember exactly who the characters in question were, but it's one of the traditional story's out of ancient Greece... and it's inconsistent like fuck. Twentyfive years of crawling, twenty five years of walking and at fifty you hit the cane, yea right; it's damn mean to eat someone for not seeing the logic in this.
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Amadeus, how about a whoop you with my cane? I'll have to borrow my mom's, but it's doable. Ole buddy, ole pal.
Wait, 25 years of crawling? 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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**POTENTIAL SPOILER TO BLITZ'S RIDDLE**
I think the answer is "man". As babies (the morning of our lifetime) we crawl on all-fours. When we grow up (the afternoon) we learn to walk on two legs. When we are old (the evening) we often require a walking stick to aid us, hence three legs.
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It's from the story of the Spinx. The Spinx lay crouched on the top of a rock along the high road to the city of Thebes, and stopped all travellers passing by, proposing to them a riddle. Those who failed to answer the riddle correctly were killed. The only one to answer the riddle correctly was Oedipus. The Spinx was so mortified at the solving of her riddle that she cast herself down from the rock and perished.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I got ahold of Blood Oath today. Seems pretty solid after one listen. Dismal Dream is a killer track.
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I preordered that one..haven't seen it yet though..any day now.
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Yes, you are correct
It's from the story of the Spinx. The Spinx lay crouched on the top of a rock along the high road to the city of Thebes, and stopped all travellers passing by, proposing to them a riddle. Those who failed to answer the riddle correctly were killed. The only one to answer the riddle correctly was Oedipus. The Spinx was so mortified at the solving of her riddle that she cast herself down from the rock and perished. |
I would have thought Oedipus would have been too busy trying to fuck his mother to roam the realm solving riddles!
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Amadeus, how about a whoop you with my cane? I'll have to borrow my mom's, but it's doable. Ole buddy, ole pal.
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I just made an educated guess of an average life span of seventy five years, and as the riddle claims that a life can be divided into three distinct stages which furthermore are proportional to sections of a single day, that is the conclusion. Like I said, inconsistent like fuck. Maybe I should publish?
Oh yea, treat me rough. Just remember, I ain't Paddy; the last girl that tried to whoop me (granted, that was with a pillow, but it's the thought that counts) wound up getting tied down with her own t-shirt. Not that she complained, mind you.
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Don't threaten me with a good time! I think metaphorically the crawl should be the mid 25 years since that's when all the bad habits seem to reach their height. Hubby and I were out on the porch yesterday and I was on the bottom step. He got a pop in the shoulder for being humored about all the grey hair I've acquired. I'd be more apt to pop you than Paddy. He said he's a leper.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I got ahold of Blood Oath today. Seems pretty solid after one listen. Dismal Dream is a killer track.
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Anyone know how to permanently delete a person from a forum site so they can't re-register under different names? I know it can be done by name, email address, host, and IP, but the person has gotten around several methods and is going to other forums slandering a particular person they've had a problem with. It's ridiculous. I did pm a couple mods here, but haven't heard back from them yet. The person has changed names a good 10 times already. Any help I can take back is appreciated. Thanks.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Anyone know how to permanently delete a person from a forum site so they can't re-register under different names? I know it can be done by name, email address, host, and IP, but the person has gotten around several methods and is going to other forums slandering a particular person they've had a problem with. It's ridiculous. I did pm a couple mods here, but haven't heard back from them yet. The person has changed names a good 10 times already. Any help I can take back is appreciated. Thanks.
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If blocking the IP address didn't work it could mean that he/she either has a dynamic IP (i.e. one that changes every time they log onto the web) or that they're is using proxy servers to "fake" their IP address. I think you can block proxy servers, but that might mean blocking legitimate users who need to use proxy servers because they're at college or living in a police state haha.
You could report them to their ISP. Track their IP addresses and see if it's the same ISP each time. If so, send them your logs and evidence of this twat's misbehaviour. A letter from their ISP warning them to stop being a fuckwit would probably be enough to scare them off. If not, me and Chris will mosey over there and have a "word" with 'em |
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Thank you. I'll paraphrase that. I don't want to give those folks heart failure.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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lol^^
Yeah I don't know too much about that stuff
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Anyone else dig early Borknagar? Specifically the first album. The second release is alright, but the first is fucking awesome. Garm's got such a great screech.
Speaking of Garm, Ulver played their first show a few days ago. There are a few poor quality videos up on youtube. I almost had a seizure watching them play 'Little Blue Bird'.
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Odd, I took a nap about 2 hours ago with Borknagar's s/t playing beside me. I'm not saying it put me to sleep, I just find it to be quite relaxing. Garm's screams have so much power (especially in Svartskogs Glide).
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It is a bit relaxing in a strange way. The bass lines in track one and three are fucking awesome, too. Great writing.
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wow, i know it's out of discussion but, it's funny to see that the same people still posting here since i left a year ago. I was curious so I logged....oh my god, I feel so nostalgic!!!
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Could be. There were plots? I don't get into gross or gory. The grossest thing I get into is the crisper drawer in my fridge once the celery liquifies and the oranges rot.