Discuss, cunts.

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If they don't wear it in-studio or when they hit the supermarket then they're just phony WANKERS!

EDIT: Just when you thought there was something to live for...

http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

And here's something I made earlier:

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/...ter87920406.jpg

HA!

Finally we see you and your band!

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Poor guy...he never stood a chance, did he?

With me as a mom? Hell, no. And now he has a granddaughter to pass all that wonderfulness I taught him.

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And what a pretty girl she'll no doubt be.

roflmao. Oh, that's sooooo not right!!!

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I know I`m not the first but second is almost the best place I ever was.....

Cuuuuuuun(ilingus)t

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You'll always be number one to me

Paddy, sadly, one more post and you're a whore.

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Is this the movie you starred in Paddy? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052357/

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My poor attempt at humor.

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WTF?!
Biatch

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Gomli, I think he likes ya. A lot.

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That's an interesting point: if you're not gay, but suck an ungodly amount of cock, does that count as whoredom? If so, my post count has little relevance here. If not, I may have to make a new account and start from scratch, because I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about me from reading my user title.

How's things, Joe? We'll have to have a game on OMGPOP one of these days. Draw My Thing is the most awesomest game ever created by humans. Well, it is when you're not lumbered with a handful of 13-year-old special needs kids. And not the brilliant "Rain Man" sort of special needs, either. I'm talking "I Am Sam" here.

Haha your pics were good, and you retained a sense of taste by not using the word "midget" once

Nah, but I executive produced this one:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1138002/

I think you were confusing that other movie with my gay pornstar name, "Vertigo", a name which I acquired after successfully anally penetrating a man from a height of 12 feet (not quite a world record, Michael Jackson can do it from 30, and he usually has a much smaller, tighter target to hit, so I wish him well). I only did one movie, "Lord of the Gravy Rings". I had to quit the business after I gave everyone AIDS and cancer and syphilis and male menopause and molested their adopted Asian kids. Fuckin' homophobes, the lot of 'em! Where's Milk when you need him?? Suckin' cock, that's where.

I wasn't being sarcastic!

I am NOT a 13 year old special needs kid!!! See if I ever OMGPOP with you again!

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You're not 13, but you're at that age now where you're coming down the other side of the "peak", and you're currently passing 13-years-old on the way.

OHHH SHIT!

Hey, I'm still waiting to hit my peak, buddy.

Oh shit? Did you step in the litter box again?

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Fixted!

I certainly hope you are. I have a petition with 400,000 signatures that will get you that way if you aren't. Little Paddy's running around is just unbearable to think about.
And your mum didn't say you were fat, but she said your brother is taking your place.

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No, we had a showdown 8 years ago in which we each had to munch her lunch, and whoever did it the bestest got to sleep with her for the rest of their lives. And who won the big slimy yoghurt hunt? ME, thems is who! So, no one is taking my place in bed next to mammy, and that's for DAMN sure, son!

Shizzle me whizzles!

Are you sure you took yer pill?

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All I've got to say at this stage is:

YO MAMMA'S GOT AN AFRO WITH A CHIN-STRAP!

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Up the bum, no harm done!

i just found out Decrepit Birth won't be playing the first part of the Summer Slaughter tour. Shit. Oh well.. Suffocation, Winds of Plague, Dying Fetus, and Origin will more than make up for it.

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Haha awesome thread title

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cock

i use this word a lot while playing CoD4... with/without a headset.

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I agree with the drunk guy above me

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Joe, what happens during the periods when you are without a headset? Do you just drunkenly mutter "cock" to yourself repeatedly like one of those piss-soaked old men who ride around on buses all day even though they've got nowhere to be? Is that what this is?? JOE! SPEAK TO ME! I'M A FRIEND!

Hahaha we currently have a spammer called "Fairygarden". I like this guy, can we keep him? Huh? Please? PLEASE? I'll report his spam posts every day, I promise!

I got an email today from someone today representing http://guitartoolkit.com/. They said they'd pay me to make Guitar Pro tabs for a commercial iPhone application they're developing, and will have the artist's permission to do so. Has anyone else gotten an email from these guys about this? They got my details from Ultimate Guitar. I doubt I'd go for it even if I was sure it was legit. Kinda goes against the spirit of why we tab in the first place. If it was an offer to do proper tab books that'd be different. Incidentally, how does one get into that sort of business? I'd often wondered about that.

Just reading the names made me cum 423 times.......god I`m so empty

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After that I'm surprised you didn't implode. You must look like a Flat Stanley.

Paddy, did they give you a link to their site or anything? A friend of mine showed me a website that contacted him about doing something for pay and it had the name google attached to it. But when I read the fine print it said it was offiliated with the big company of google. You have to watch stuff like that. I'd double check outside sources before I got into anything like what you received, but it could make you a few bucks maybe. A home based business? Yeah, buddy.

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Yeah, they gave me the link I posted. The software seems legit on the face of it, but it could be a phishing scam. Like "I work for these guys, gimme your bank details and I'll send you cash". I'm 99% sure it's a scam, because Guitar Pro is itself commercial software and I highly doubt they'd agree to another program making money from their technology, and I don't see any evidence that Guitar Pro is on-board with them. In fact, I'll contact the developer of Guitar Pro and ask him what the fuck's going on.

Here is the UG profile of the guy who contacted me, which he apparently created just today:

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/gtk-jack/

Although he emailed me directly, he didn't use my profile, but the name is the same and he had recently visited my profile page.

Did you happen to notice that he's 10 years old according to his profile? Hey, that's right up your alley! Maybe it's kismet.
That could be a typo or just a random number, but I put "agile partners" into google and that part of it look legit to me. I'd contact GP or UG about it. Some places do share advertising and it makes them both money.
And I'd read right past the link you'd posted originally. Excuse please.

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I used to mod UG, they've had quite some stuff like this, so I'de take care Paddy.

I posted on the Guitar Pro forum (well, the MySongBook forum) and I'll see what the devs have to say about it.

Don't worry about missing the link, I've long since resigned myself to the fact that you simply scan over my posts quickly looking for references to anal-fisting and just ignore everything else.

Cheers chief, will do

I think I remember seeing someone else posting a similar offer elsewhere, but I can't remember if it was for the same company. It does sound like the new wave of phishing spam to me, they're getting a little more sophisticated in their methods haha.

Ignore you? That would mean I was ignorant.
Are you sure you didn't send it to yourself? Oh, you said sophisticated.

Off to my crafty ladies group!

Crap! Change one. Vehicle has problem. Anyone wanna give me a ride there? Son's gone with his car so I can't take his.

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Christ, there was a motorcycle fatality on my street Monday morning. It was some guy I used to know in high school. He wanted to take his sport bike out for one last spin before he sold it, and managed to get it up to 80mph (128kph) on our residential street... until some old guy backed out of his driveway and the kid smashed into the car. I wasn't home when this happened, but apparently most of his body was stuck to the fucking car, and the bike flipped about 50 meters down the street.

Natural selection

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That's horrible. I'm so sorry to hear that. It only takes one stupid maneuver. I know my husband's a cautious motorcyclist, but you never know when something freakish will happen. It's a constant worry.

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Fuuuuuck. I remember one of my little bro's friends from school was killed along with his brother. The whole family were out on their individual motorbikes, and the two sons raced ahead of the rest of them (I don't think they were speeding, they just went on ahead), and when the rest of the family caught up with them they were in corpse-form, mangled and plastered against the side of a truck. Motorcycles are one of the most pointless forms of transportation anyway. Impractical and more dangerous than is required of a vehicle. Doctors have a name for motorcyclists - donors.

Paddy, may I request that we combine our strange minds and literary skills into a novel disguised as a childrens book? We could make a fortune... admit it, that would be worth the effort and the entertainment!

It would a collaboration of the skinny half-Italian psycho and Irish maniac, only to yield an outcome that blows everyone's fucking mind. I'll start working on names, and then we can discuss our findings later on in order to settle on one for good.

But, really, can you pass up the chance to trick parents into buying our absurd and tasteless ramblings? Little to their knowledge, about 10 pages in the story changes entirely into an eerie nightmare... I'm talking midgets, drugs, sexual fetishes, and other crazy fantasies that run through our filthy minds.

I say we start writing it now, in a separate thread where anybody else can contribute to our trash

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It would never be as good as The Atif and Walpurgis Show. *puts hand over heart while angels chorus*

Paddy's quite an inspiration. I'd love to hear what he's saying to the internet gnomes about his screwed up service right now.

"Paddy! Come back!"

Apparently Google/youtube is having an issue, too. It's timing out.

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Interesting...

I think Goodfellas beat us to it.

You have listed the ingredients for what may be the greatest literary adventure ever undertaken by two hot 'n' spunky young guys with massive cocks and nothin' to lose except all of their cool stuff. Our posts are definitely in the same ballpark, or on the same wavelength, whichever is sexier.

Sounds like a plan...but you can start the new thread, I'm self-conscious

Those guys couldn't hold a candle to Joe and I. You're only saying that because Walpurgis is your son and as such you have to make up for your neglectful mothering with massively over-compensating praise.

10 second call, sorted. THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, BITCHES!

I don't want it back, it was a gift. Wear it with pride.

omg........you're so retarded. I put it in the jar in the freezer that eldest son said he found in there. I thought it was frozen coconut.

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I'm not retarded; I am Sam.

Same program, Mr. Studmuffin.

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It's actually Mr. Muff Studder, but close enough.

Probably Mr. Stud Stuffer.

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Looks like we're getting a collection of names for your story! lol

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This forum should be renamed "L,B'XXX and Paddy".

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hijacked mother fucker!

in other news... duck man season 1 and 2 are out!!!!!!!!!!!!!

torrents hur i come!

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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...untitled-11.jpg

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hah, yeah i just messaged you about that before i checked this thread

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oh and mtm, back at ya

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Well, where have you been? How's the job prospect doing?

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FUCKING YES!! YES!!! Yehehehessss

And where the fuck is the Ren & Stimpy Ultimate Collection?? I've been waiting for that shit for about 8 years.

I have a motorcycle as well, don't use it a lot, just on sunny days to cruize around for a bit. It's not a sportsbike but a classic '79 honda cbx.

Yes, motorcycles are impractical and dangerous but pointless as a form of transportation? I don't think so, for some people it's a way of life or just a way to relax and get out of the daily stress by taking a ride in the weekends.
For a daily transportation they're great in certain area's with a lot of traffic jams..

I get your point, yes riding a motorcycle is more dangerous then driving a car. But basejumping is also more dangerous then taking the elevator. It does give more kicks

That's fucked up, doing 128 kph in a residential area just is plain fucking stupid. An easy way to get yourself (or others!) killed.

Still sad though.

Yeah, when I told my husband about this he admitted that when he was riding with friends once he got up around 105 mph and then it hit him that if a squirrel ran out in front of him he'd be dead. He said he'll do 70 or 80 if he's out in the open on the interstate which is pretty sparse and you have a broad view, but generally he doesn't go those speeds.

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haha, I've been busy with school and driving my car.

Cops still haven't called back for the summer camp..not sure if they will.



In other news:

http://thechronicleherald.ca/Front/9012024.html

Bill has truly been killed.

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I just read that here. http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies...dead-bangkok-ap
I wonder what brought that on.

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"For kicks" is different though, I can understand that extreme sports and basically anything which has an element of danger involved in it can give you a high nothing else can, and I concede the fact that motorcycles are good for navigating through traffic jams, but I still don't think they're practical. By that I mean, the trade-off between danger and practicality needs to be somewhat "fair"; the dangers of riding a motorbike far outweigh the benefits you get from choosing a bike over a car or whathaveyou. Two passengers maximum, a significant risk of death/injury and you can't carry your shopping on it!

If it's part of your lifestyle that's another thing, which I wouldn't argue with

I just hope we don't have a memorial thread for you any time soon!

I call dibs on the liver!

Does that make your liver quiver?
My husband would love to be able to ride his bike to work, but once he got there the patrons forget how to drive and he's afraid it would get backed into and run over. A neighbor even offered to get him some orange cones, but he said they'd get stolen. When the handicapped parking sign was put up someone stole that. Cones would be easy. Same neighbor has a big dresser Goldwing and he and his wife go everywhere on it. Not this kid. I can't sit in the same position that long. Put me on a horse and I probably could, but at least you can move around on one of those.

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I heard about it on the news this morning. My dad was a big fan of his and watched Kung Fu religiously everyday when it used to show on TNT.

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Yeah, that was a mainstay program when it was on. Every one called each other "grasshoppah" because of that show.

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Haha, you want my liver? I'm already on my second one man, you don't want that shit

The 'trade-off' concept is interesting, danger vs. practicality. I like that idea and I think a lot of 'rational' people agree with you. On the other hand, if this is what makes people choose their car, for instance, they would all be driving a Volvo, BMW or Saab. Because those are pretty safe.

I don't think it works like that, people don't always choose with their head, they use their heart as well. So in the US they buy a dodge, chevy or whatever and in Europe they buy an Alfa-Romeo, Fiat or Renault.

Plus quite a few people don't think the dangers of riding a motorbike outweigh the benefits you get from choosing a bike over a car. Okay, the majority of the public does, but the majority of the public are a bunch of boring retards. (I don't mean to offend anyone here, by the way)

The point of this? I'm trying to bring some nuances into the discussion, it's not black and white. Sure a motorcycle isn't a substitute for a car, for me it's just a hobby, for some people it's a lifestyle, for some people they're just widow-makers.

Bikers call that a two-wheeled convertible

from what i read, all 4 seasons of duck man are out!

and R&S's first 2 seasons are out. And those are really, the only ones worth getting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FszV6lM1Xx0

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Yeah, he said he has heat on his, but then he said it's something on the front that directs the heat from the bike backwards a bit. I'll have to ask him if that's his 2 wheeled convertible.

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Now there's a story I'm sure we'd all love to hear!

I understand what you're saying, and while I agree 100% with everything you just said I still don't think it changes the reality. If people are choosing bikes because their hearts tell them to (which is a perfectly valid reason - we're not robots!) it still doesn't make the vehicle any safer, and if your lifestyle or your desires require a motorcycle the risk is something you have to take with it - which you clearly have, to your credit. My comment on the practicality of a motorcycle really only applies to the logical motorcyclist haha, and like you pointed out most bikers aren't thinking in those terms, just as I'm not worrying about prison when I'm doing my paedo house-calls.

I wasn't offended by being called boring retard haha, but at the same time I think it's a bit of a cop-out to call the non-motorcyclist general public "boring" just because they chose safety/practicality over coolness and speed thrills (not that I'm diminishing the experience of coolness or speed thrills in any way!). It bypasses any need for a rational discussion of the pros and cons. I think the main reason I never got into motorcycling wasn't necessarily because I worried about my own health, but because I know that my family would probably worry every time I went out on it, and that I'm more likely than normal to do serious harm to the family by dying, gruesomely at that! Plus it's one of those things that requires a certain degree of attention and interest that I never had - being able to tune-up the bike, repair it, learning the ropes in that respect. I like travelling at high speeds as much as the next sentient being, but I personally don't give too much of a fuck about the inner workings of the machine I'm sat on.

Also, if I have to wear a special helmet and durable/leather clothes before I could travel I'd most likely just stay at home!

This is a very weird debate we're having haha!

I did have the first 2 seasons on DVD but they're currently collecting dust in my ex's bedroom and have been doing so since early 2005. I only got to watch them once before I lent them to her. She broke my heart twice! Still, one in three people will contract cancer at some point in their lifetime. Fingers crossed!

You should wear a special helmet sitting at your computer in case you fall out of your chair.

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I think it's already been established beyond any doubt that I AM SAM!

I almost had a palomino named Sam when I was a kid. But you're right SAM.
Does that stand for - She's a machine?

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No, it's Italian: I'm a Sex a Machine!

Fuck you, that was funny.

Why do you always quote the post right before when you post if it's applicable?

You're a crazy man, too.

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That's rich coming from you - you reply to people several posts up without quoting! GEE WHEEZE BABY PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOU TO AN ISLAND OF THE SWEET COLD BREEZE!

Besides, if you link to a single post (like this) it's easier for everyone involved if the quote is available.

Plus LEAVE ME ALONE!

FIIIINE! I will. not.

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Haha, Sweden is in Europe and two of those car brands are ours! I drive Saab, a 9-3. I was once hit in the side, driver's side, I'd say she came at me at about 80km/h. Though I couldn't open the door, the car could be driven away from the scene. The ladies in the Ford? To this day, I still don't entirely understand how they could crawl out of that wreck with merely one broken arm.

But damn, do I want a motorbike. I got to try one once, just in a big yard, an old friend of mine has a whole garage full of them. If it weren't for the fact that I need a car, I think I would have sold the Saab long ago and gotten a lisence for a bike. A big, grumbling HD, or something like that. Yea.

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The message didn't load anyways but xD Did you get the tab?

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yeah man, it's awesome. Made my day. Maybe one day when i'm bored i'll try to figure out the rest of the song... i wouldn't hold your breath on that though, i dont remember the last time i actually tabbed anything lol

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That pisses goldwing owners off big time

It is very weird and kind of pointless, it all boils down to our own preferences. Driving a car is (mostly) boring to me, shitloads of traffic jams, drivers that don't get out of the left lane. It's hard to do lane-splitting with a car.

I know a guy that doesn't know anything about his bike, he just brings it to a shop when something needs to happen with it. He just drives it to work every day in any kind of weather.
You're right though, most bikers do know everything about their bikes and do work themselves. The clothes are a bitch and if you use your bike for work it's annoying to get to work, you need to straight out your Hugo Boss suit and do your hair every day when you arrive..

The family thing, I know my family isn't quite fond of driving bikes, especially when they're overpowered and underbraked like mine. I might consider stopping if I had kids myself, I don't know.

I know, I'm from Holland I've driven some saabs, including a 9000 Viggen and a 2003 9-3 Aero! I found them both pretty damn impressive!
My brother drives a Volvo S80, which is probably one of my favorite cars, it's just so relaxing to drive it. Not sporty or anything but great for driving back home after a day at the office.
And ofcourse both Saab and Volvo have an excellent safety record. I'm still looking for an affordable 850 T5R sedan.

Is there any good riding season in Sweden? I can imagine it gets cold as fuck on a bike over there?

Oh yea, the frosty Northlands, where you ain't a man if you can't squeeze out a piss in little ice cubicles.
Well, one of the summer signs all across this country is the roads getting littered with bikers. You know we are only about nine million people on a surface larger than Germany, and lots of little meandering country roads crisscrossing it. And where I live now, it never even gets dark. So yea, it's pretty good biker territory in the Summer. And I want one...

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Crap. He has weapons. Maybe I better not. Although when he said we all should ride together he said that we might not want to be seen on our Harley with a Honda. His wife piped up and said "but they don't have a Cadillac and we do!" That was amusing.
Having a growly machine HD can be a good thing. Other people can hear you coming before you get there and it doesn't sound like a wannabe's whiny rice rocket. Plus if you're parked in the right place when you start up the vibration's been known to set off car burglar alarms. My hubby had some lady royally p.o.-ed when he did that.

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So I'm graduating tonight...Really don't want to go, gonna be long and boring. Then in September I'm going to school to be an audio engineer.

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There was a graduation across from my apartment last night, and I got to see fireworks that were right across the street. They weren't as impressive as the ones that I practically stood right next to in Costa Rica, though.

I really was wishing I had a paintball gun or something to shoot into the graduating crowd. Or I wish that I had some crazy speakers to blast CC while the band was trying to play

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Oh, go to your darn graduation. My eldest didn't go to his and I was really disappointed. Bob did though and it was nice. Of course, his class president was also the class clown so it was really an amusing speech.
Ya won't see most of those people the rest of your life so just go. Mom said so! And best of luck with your future in audio engineering.

I'd like to have a paintball gun to hit that damn car that goes by and rattles my windows with his subwoofers.

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you should have mooned them

paintball guns are fun, so are airsoft. I think im gonna waste some money on some.

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I'm never going to able to escape the nagging of my mother, even if it's through someone else! I know I've got go, not for me, but for others....oh well. Hopefully it gets over with quickly.

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Oh, our little warlord is growing up. *sniff* You're pretty smart for a guy.

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Got the first taste of road rash on my back from my dirt bike... maybe with pics to come

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An update about the guitar tab software scam I mentioned here.

I contacted the Guitar Pro developer and he said his company is not affiliated with the Guitar ToolKit guys in any way. Another user on the forum said that he had a look at the software and that it doesn't even have the capability of reading/displaying tabs, it's simply a tuner and chord finder or something.

Tricky cunts!

lol that whole thing is odd. Didn't he have a rope tied around Percy or something strange like that?

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blitz, Yeah, but his ex has come forward and said he was into some potentially deadly sexual deviation so it sounds like it might be an accidental death. Maybe once the autopsy is reported that will make it a little clearer. They're already romanticizing the event with his recent movies' clips that seem relevant and ominous to the situation. Media is ridiculous.

Paddy, good to know. Maybe they can get the person fned for false advertising. I noticed one on tv yesterday for free credit reports from all 3 agencies if you sign up for some financial services and that really irritated me because so many ignorant people will probably pay them money just to use that option which is free anyway. That's the part they were pushing though. Every shyster's gonna come out of the woodwork now with the economy in such bad shape.

What the heck am I doing up at 5:30 in the morning anyway................

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Sounds like autoerotic asphyxiation. But why would there be a rope around his schmeckle too?

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Cockring

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DO IT

I cut my leg yesterday, holy shit the skin parted like 9 millimeters. Fuck yeeeaah

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SCREEEEAM BLOOOODDDDY GOOOOOORE!

9 fuckin milimeters?? You`re my new god

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What???