off to MDF

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Good luck with that. Fast food sucks but at least you're making money. I love working, imma buy a car soon. Looking for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

nice. it turns out the guy who was supposed to be interviewing me was gone today as well as the other time. So basically I drove to mcdicks twice for fun, hopefully he will actually be there the next time im scheduled

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fucker

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Did you eat any rabbit?

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mcdonalds for the win! looks like you got mcscammed

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nah they are just irresponsible

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they need to work on their mcresponsibility

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yeah. or some McCustomer is gonna give them some McComplaints

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FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU.

Queering being the archaic art of tethering fish skeletons to a bag of witches' toenail clippings as a primitive form of weather prediction? The Ultimate Warrior speaks the truth, but of course we already knew that, for he is indeed the most ultimate of warriors.

http://www.deathclock.com/

I'm going to be dead by 49 according to this thing

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I'll be 51, which is just about the time I had decided I would kill myself anyway, so happy days!!

haha It says I'm already dead! Actually it says I'll be 79. Shoot. And right before Christmas? Not if I can help it. If I'm healthy I want to live longer than that. At least now I do. BMI says 27 though. Eh, no big deal.

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I've come up with an awesome impression. I call it "the meat fly". Next time you're in bed or laying in the tub, clutch all of your meat at the base with one hand, right next to where it joins the rest of the body, and bunch it all together, and let it all flop over onto your belly so that the cock is pointing towards your face and the balls are resting atop the cock. The cock is the sucker and the balls are the compound eyes. The meat fly!

DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Haha this is so wrong, but whoever posted this video edited it in such a way that it made me lol.

http://www.efukt.com/20463_Never_Ca...Dick_Small.html

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"You are violating my human rights!"

"Lol we`re in Pakistan"

Hahaha wtf?!

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Haha. "Beating women is a national sport"

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^^^^^

I don't think those subs are the actual discussion.

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But...But I'm in scho... I.. There are people watch... Okay fiiiiiiiiine.

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Haha I know That's what makes it funny.

If there were no subs, it would be an awful thing to see

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That sucks. I came into LC at a good point in time(for me anyways). They were busy and hired me on the spot.

My bass is coming in today! I hope it comes in at least 2 hours before I have to work.

That should give you enough time to tune it. Did you get a 4 string or 5?

Why, oh, why do I click on links you guys post? At least I don't panic anymore.

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hey everyone

yeah am off work now till next wednesday!! flying out to see bf tomorrow

so erm yeah will be around when i gets back

laters,

be good

bunny xxx

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Make sure your broom stick has enough fuel! Then again, if it conks out half way across the pond you'll just be able to float the rest of the way.

SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER! BURN HER WITH FIRES!

And tell your boyfriend if I ever see him in Belfast again I'll...fuckin'...yeah!

Hope you have a nice time! This place ain't the same without ya, I have no one else to direct my strap-on related fantasies towards

What about BassB'?

Have fun, bunny! I've learned a few new crafty things lately. Not from Paddy either. haha Actually I told him how. Anywho, have a great time.

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hahaha. "Headshot!"

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OMGPOP IS FUCKING AWESOME

what the fuck is that

i dont want to google it

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A site with multiplayer flash games.

My bass and headphones came in,

He has a cock (and I bet it tastes like candy) so no need for a strap-on.

Bunny, don't listen to her, the only thing she taught me is how to catch trout without a fishing rod. Everything else I figured out for myself, including how to make sure my anus survives the inevitable pounding you are destined to give it via strapped-on love limbs. Bunny, you furry little happy creature, make my anus wide enough to comfortably accept any number of fruits and vegetables within its boundaries with minimal tearing and haemorrhaging.

For you bunny, a poem:

Bunny is so Nice, by Paddy "It's Just a Blob of Shampoo" McMullan.

Bunny is so nice,
She reminds me of ice
cream is very nice
Which also rhymes with ice
Cream.
BUT! But, oh but,
I want you in my butt
You may cast an anti-pooh spell
If you'd prefer to do without the smell
For I am the Pooh Lord
Who farts in F minor
And once sucked off a miner
A child, not a coal digger,
Although nothing was proven
Because I made the head juror snigger
With my funny jokes and such.
So bunny, you and I,
We can make a sausage pie
Together, you and I
You can have a staring match with my Jap's eye,
Pirates say "Aye!"
However, butt-pirates say "stuff me till I prolapse"
Perhaps, perhaps, prolapse.
BUNNY IS SO NICE LIKE ICE CREAM!

Paddy, learn. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Episiotomy

Just trying to help. It'll keep ya from ripping.

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Holy fucking shit on a biscuit, they actually do this to women?? Childbirth really is a horrible, nightmarish, grotesque atrocity of the body and abomination of nature. Fuck me that's horrific. The perineum has no business being snipped with massive blue scissors.

My chocolate cervix, on the other hand: snippy snip-snip!

Well, leaving hemostats in the nether-regions is worse! Darn interns. The only thing that was painful was that one darn stitch and when it came out it was fine. I had it done twice and no complications. I had a spinal with my first and just local the second time. Never felt a thing. Those sitz baths afterwards were nice. Like sitting in a toilet of bath water with salt in it.

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Let me get this straight...

The treatment for having your magic meat bridge snipped open with massive scissors is to be dunked in salty water? I think I may have figured out where Josef Mengele has been hiding for the last 60 years. Why not squirt lemon juice onto it, or dribble vinegar down your chocolate rapids? Why not just jab you in the neck with the bloodied scissors?

Well, I guess it all comes down to one thing: was it worth it? Are your children worth the torture and bodily dismantlement?

'Nuff said.

LEAVE THE PERINEUM ALONE.

Yeah, they were. But as you know, I'm torturing them every day by living so we're pretty much even.

And salt water is very healing. haha Hey, I just remembered the heat lamps we got to use, too! You'd have had a field day! Wow, the things you're reminding me of.

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That's fine, but do you have to torture ME as well?

I remember gargling on salt water when I had my teeth yanked.

What? You're expecting some sort of semen-related joke? Well, that says more about you than it does about me. Oh grow up.

Fisting a rusty sheriff's badge is yummy funtimes.

No, actually my brain doesn't travel the same derailing track yours does. It's more diversified.
And yes, torturing you is one of the highlights of my day along with singing Rubber Ducky. <- n/a since you don't drink

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Yep, she does. Did you completely miss the point of my last post? It's all for a good little snigger.

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Amadeus, the last check you sent me to torture Paddy bounced.

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Oh but come ON, did you really have to shout it out in the open like that?

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I think I've becomes a myspace whore. I've spent the better part of 3 hours sending out friends requests, attaching a link to my soundclick page. My head feels a little funny, like I took a small hit of weed. Except I can focus.

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You're one of the people that other's gripe about dealing with myspace!! STOP IT!!! The only friends you have are here!


Sorrrrry, Amadeus.

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So is watching you dance!

OHHHHHHHH SHIT!

You're actually quite good, you gotta post more vids, the other one was too brief (at least your part was) and too full of undisciplined children. You got any more clips? I won't be watching them naked, so don't even worry about that. I might also not spread peanut butter over my sack and let the neighbour's cat lick it off while I watch you cuttin' rug like an intergalactic carpet salesman, so don't worry about that either. Actually, forget everything I just said.

In fact, if you could just forget everything I've said from 2004 until now that would be just dandy.

BEWARE!

My mom called frantic because she opened up the trashcan on the porch with the birdseed in it and somehow a raccoon got in it and the lid shut. I'm pretty sure it's dying. It's breathing, but not getting out of the can which it could easily do and the only time it moved was when I brushed the outside of the can with a broom or touched it with the bristles. Since we're in the township we'd have to pay to have someone get it. I've never thought about shooting an animal before, but that entered my mind. Too close to her house though. Hubby says to just let it die naturally and we'll bury it so other animals don't get into it. Why can't I have a nice normal day?

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Tip the can over and empty it out, then stamp on its face. It's the kindest thing you can do at this stage.

Does your cellphone have a video recorder?

If you don't think it has a chance of surviving whatever the hell happened to it you should clip the little fellow in the brain, and throw its carcass from your moving truck as you drive by a play school. Children need to learn about savage animal executions at some point.

I don't know why I assumed you own a truck. You just seem like the trucky type. Do you own a truck? I'm resisting the urge to say "pick-up truck" as much as I can here...and I'm not sure why.

Seriously though, KILL IT! DO IT DO IT DO IT!

I know people like that. The funny thing is the majority of people that hate Myspace have a Facebook. I thought Myspace haters just disliked social networking as a whole.

They're posers.

Well, the varmit left of it's own accord. I brought my duct tape, and mirror with a swivel, and a broom to tape it onto. Mom got home and we went in the house and peeked gingerly out the kitchen door to see if it was in there still. It's gone so that's good I guess. I hope it didn't come over into my barn. *sigh* Enough excitement for one day.

Paddy, hubby has a small pick up truck he bought from a friend that has a mind blowing stereo system. However I don't drive it because I never learned to drive a standard. I have an suv. It's a Chevy Blazer. Not quite a truck, but I can haul almost anything in it much to husband's dismay.
On the way from mom's I spotted a bright red and white truck coming down the street that looked older. I was right and it was cherry. Probably a mid 1960's Ford two-tone with nice chrome. I gave the 2 old white bearded men in it a thumbs up. Beautiful old machine. Umm. Not the guys but the truck.

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I hope you showered afterwards.

Why? Do you want me to send my clothes?

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Not if they smell of bearded pick-up truck driver. The nasal-corroding stench of serial killer Ohio women is fine on its own, but even I have my limits.

They looked like Santa twins or else it was ZZ Top.

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Santa's triplets, surely!

And just because someone looks like Santa Clause that doesn't mean you should thumb them off.

It's cool Paddy. As long as I know for sure that there is half a continent and at least three borders between us, it is all right.
Yea fuck it, had I know that they would only tape those seven minutes I wouldn't have stood around slacking and talking. But yea, chances are I'll put together a couple of showoff videos of power moves and shit this summer; given of course that I can get my hands on a camera, find the time and remember it all at the same time. When I nail a somersault from standing still, it's bloody well getting documented!

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Hahaha awesome. Can you do that thing where you lay on your back and flip up onto your feet in one move? I always wanted to be able to do that, but when I try I just look like an injured ferret, dwindling out its last moments in the midst of gnashing death throes.

Lookin' forward to the vids (assuming you can get a camera). You could always stand in a gas station, bust a few moves, then rob the place. The CCTV footage would end up online before the cops even arrive!

Facebook pisses me off. I only registered so I could promote my soundclick page, but I can't embed a station on there like I can with MySpace.

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Proof, if proof were needed:

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5746/meatfly.png

oh no, now he's quoting himself and responding to it haha. Paddy doesn't even need others to talk to him on here, he can probably fill up the whole thread himself.

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as this place continues to die it will slowly become the paddy

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that's a scary thought

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You don't know the half of it. Well, at least he has to sleep sometime. Be vewy, vewy quiet.

I asked my husband if he ever did that and after he picked his jaw up and put his eyeballs back in the sockets he told me I talked to some strange people. I think he was just a little ticked that he never thought of it.

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I'm all dressed up to go to my gf's top 10% banquet at the high school. Free food!

Req, you do some weird shit cause of her haha

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pixplzoritdidnthappen

They'll probably think he's just the door man and not let him in for food. Would you?

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I'd recommend doing lots of drugs before hand. I cannot emphasize the word "lots" enough. It will either be hilarious, fantastic, or horrific. However, any of those outcomes should be infinitely memorable.

Good luck.

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How is it worth it to have a girl around if she tries to make you do shit like this all the time?

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Free food. Who cares about whatever it is as long as the food is free.

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May I recommend "Ito En" to any tea-lovers. It's summer now, so it can be difficult to help yourself to a warm cup of tea. This tea is bottled, and also really hard to find in stores. It tastes good, and you can just keep it in your fridge. The bottles are also gigantic, and should only cost you $4.00.

EDIT: sorry that I sound like a spam robot

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Would be much better if there was free alcohol and cigars

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that would be nice, but don't forget the strippers. but I generally think food is better than alcohol (unless you count beer as alcohol, but beer is food)

I'm surprised im not a huge fatass yet

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haha, are you homeless?

Anyway, i'd say it's pretty obvious who wears the pants in that relationship, although that's not exactly a surprise to anyone



He probably gets off by being the bitch in the relationship. I can tell because he brags about the shit she makes him do, as if he's proud. Sad as it is, i've seen a few guys get like that. That'd be the day i ever let my girl run my life

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Fuck. I've been looking for some Unseen Terror MP3's but can't find any torrents. Anybody know where I could find one? I already tried Demonoid and IsoHunt.

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Who told you guys about Operation Spunkling??

HA!

That wasn't shock, that was shame brought on by the fact that his allegedly innocent wife knows about what he gets up to when he's alone with his skinned elephant face.

I just checked a few other torrent sites and got no hits, but I tried searching with eMule and found a few of their albums If you don't know what eMule is, it's basically just like KaZaA and LimeWire and all of those other pre-BitTorrent P2P applications. Even though it's much slower than BitTorrent it still yields much better results most of the time, and you'll find some extremely rare files on there too. I'd steer clear of downloading software though, and especially KeyGens.

You might also wanna try Soulseek, which is like similar to the old Napster. And if you want a cracked version of LimeWire Pro I'll PM you a link.

Beer good, Napster bad!!

You guys are probably missing the point entirely since you are guys and probably don't have girlfriends. Maybe he likes to be around his girlfriend and likes to see her happy and maybe that makes him happy. And if there's food there so much the better.

And you know what can happen if mama's happy? OF COURSE YOU DON'T OR YOU WOULDN'T SAY SUCH DUMB STUFF!!!!

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I've used some P2P programs in the past. KaZaA and LimeWire are terrible for viruses aren't they?

Is Soulseek free to use? Or do you have to pay like you do with the new Napster?

Haha, exactly. Just wait and see what happens when you make your girlfriend unhappy. Poor ol' Percy will be laid off from his job for a few days

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All P2P technologies are prone to spreading viruses (including BitTorrent), which is why you should exercise great caution when downloading software and games. MP3s can't contain viruses, so you're safe enough if that's all you wanna download. Just never double-click an executable file and you'll be safe.

Soulseek is free, as is eMule. LimeWire is free, but the Pro version isn't

I don't have a Percy. And I'm glad.

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Thanks man Yeah I'm always extremely careful when downloading software. I'll give Soulseek a try to find those tracks.

And to show you how much I appreciate your help, I'll post a sexy photo of me taken last saturday at my local neighborhood pub. Enjoy!

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SHA-WING!

She doesn't force me. I like getting out and participating in events like that. Of course, I don't fit in.

Speaking of tea, Jimmy Carr said this after drinking some tea in an American coffee shop/restaurant "I see why so many Americans drink coffee".

xD

hmm...I'd take any kind of tea over coffee. shit's nasty.

For some reason I don't think I'm getting my McBurger flipper job, despite the good interview

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I LOVE coffee. I'm not big on tea, except for green tea, but that's more for hydration purposes. But i'd have to say that coffee is by far my favorite source of caffeine.

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Thanks again for the advice I found a fucking TON of Unseen Terror MP3's on SoulSeek

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Nice one!!

toxic holocaust fucking RULES live!

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I had a HORRIBLE encounter today. I mean 2 days ago was the raccoon and today -shivers. I went to the hardware store nearby to get some more plants for the cemetery because it's Memorial Day weekend and I saw a weird looking thing in front of the store that I figured was one of the local radio station's antennae. I was right, but it was a COUNTRY WESTERN station. I was waiting to be accosted, but I got past undisturbed. Phew. On the way out I was thinking the same thing. I dodged my way through the throng of rednecks there for the free food and got into my non-pick up truck and when I turned it on I breathed a satisfied sigh because Pink Floyd was playing. I felt so dirty and violated before that.

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Thanx now I`m jealous...Wild Dogs is my fav song by TH

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Easy: as soon as someone comes up to you with a clipboard or a microphone and starts talking, just raise a silencing hand and say "let me just stop you there. Now, FUCK off." and be on your way. It works great with charity workers and lost children, too.

hahah the gooch made another thread

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*gasps!* You do know there are laws here about mentioning that name.

Paddy. I wouldn't do that. But I would have told them I discourage inbreeding. No, I wouldn't have said that either. I would have said that I prefer ROCK AND ROLL!!!!! And threw up my Floppy the Banjo Clown sign!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

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lol who?

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the ultimate troll hes made countless fucking names all with gooch somewhere in there and then makes threads that also contain gooch, hell make a ton of threads then disappear for a few months then come back and do it again

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this sounds funny. why did i have to miss it

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Haha wtf? Did he used to be a regular member that got banned? Or did he just decide to join one day for the sole purpose of fucking around?

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It's all over that bloody continent. I remember a few years ago, when I was in Canada - I had just spent a wonderful day walking to the summit of Mount Revelstoke and back down, all in all covering a little more than forty kilometers that day, got back to the hostel pretty late. And on the square, five block away, but loud enough to rattle the coffee cups in Hitler's bunker, a country band started up. They should thank their lucky star I had my earplugs with me. I don't know if I've ever been so close to murder in all my life.
I feel your pain.

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I remember you being over there. Thank you for your condolences. It makes me all twitchy just thinking about it.

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Just in time for breakfast! This is what happens when you lick midgets!

EDIT : Well, sheee-it! They took it away!

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What the... fuuuuck?

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lol look at this question on Yahoo Answers

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...02160646AA3sdGS

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2STD...re=channel_page

Holymotherfuckinchristhellshitfuck?!?!
It`s UNBELIEVEABLE in what for a country you`re living

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Haha I've seen that. They're all a bunch of deluded nutters

Poor kids never even had a chance to think for themselves... brainwashed since birth

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