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Originally Posted by L,B'XXX

Paddy, it's time for your pill.

I already took it - I made a fat man fire it up my ass as he was cumming inside it. I farted and it popped out again, so I just ate it. Tasted like week-old cottage cheese. Which reminds me, I really must start taking my penicillin if I ever want to shift these face-lesions.

2009-05-11, 22:10

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That probably was week old cottage cheese. You said you were at the dairy a week ago serenading the cattle. Just next time you go back, don't try to milk the one's with one udder.

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2009-05-11, 22:13

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That probably was week old cottage cheese. You said you were at the dairy a week ago serenading the cattle. Just next time you go back, don't try to milk the one's with one udder.

You know, now that I think about it, I dreamt the entire episode. Turns out I'm not a deviant cunt with nothing to say that doesn't involve cum and midgets after all! I'M FREE! FREE! Free to cum inside midgets!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

P.S. Bull spunk is rich in essential salts and oils.

Last edited by Paddy : 2009-05-11 at 22:23.

2009-05-11, 23:27

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haha. Thanks for the comments guys.

I haven't touched drugs in years. I've learned my lessons long ago. I couldn't care less if I never smoked again.

The drug tests don't worry me in the least..the thing to worry about is the mandatory polygraph tests. Very personal questions. In-depth questions about every little crime/vice you've ever committed. All the drugs you've ever done, the amount of times you've done them.. Even Questions about engaging in underage sodomy, bestiality, children porn, ect.

In other words..Paddy would be a big fail.

Have you ever sent beer across international borders illegally?

Good luck man, I don't know how different it is up there..other than those red uniforms and smokey the bear hats, but I don't know that I could be a cop.

Tranny - Wish you well and hope that shit doesn't stick around long! That sucks man.

2009-05-12, 00:53

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So what are you doing for the hole there? What caused it?

It's properly bandaged. I'm not using any disinfectant cream or anything because my doctor told me to keep it as dry as possible. I've just been taking the antibiotics, and they do seem to be clearing the infection up quite well so far.

It just started out as an abscess that burst, which turned into an infected hole.

Good luck with everything BB! Glad to hear you found something you want to do

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 01:00

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I hope you don't take too long to heal. It sounds like it's an awkward place. Do you know what caused the abscess? Of course, you don't have to tell me unless you want to.

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2009-05-12, 01:20

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I hope you don't take too long to heal. It sounds like it's an awkward place. Do you know what caused the abscess? Of course, you don't have to tell me unless you want to.

Actually I have no idea. I just woke up about a week ago with this terrible sharp pain on the back of my leg. Then it must have burst a few days later because that's when it started dripping puss.

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Originally Posted by Paddy

Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 01:25

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Sounds like an Exhumed song.

2009-05-12, 01:34

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I've heard of animals having them so I suppose humans can, too. I'd never heard of one other than a tooth.

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2009-05-12, 02:14

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I've heard of animals having them so I suppose humans can, too. I'd never heard of one other than a tooth.

A skin abscess is basically a boil.
http://www.medicinenet.com/boils/article.htm

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Sounds like an Exhumed song.

Haha yeah

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Originally Posted by Paddy

Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 03:40

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Have you ever sent beer across international borders illegally?

haha, yes there is a question like that on the written million page questionnaire before the polygraph. Canada is in high demand for not only RCMP(patrol highways/rural/some major cities/towns), but city police. I'm thinking of trying to join the city police, so the red coat/brown hat would not be in the equation.

Thanks Blitz! It will be interesting at the very least. Good pay($72,000cdn after 2 years), stable career, lots of job opportunity, good retirement plan, etc. 5-8 years ago..if I knew I wanted to be a cop, I'd definitely have a LOL.

A potential police recruit can get away with quite a bit from their past, as long as you give them the truth on what you've done.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

2009-05-12, 08:32

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Thanks Blitz! It will be interesting at the very least. Good pay($72,000cdn after 2 years), stable career, lots of job opportunity, good retirement plan, etc. 5-8 years ago..if I knew I wanted to be a cop, I'd definitely have a LOL.

Good bloody lord!

That's pretty damn good pay. Sounds like there are many benefits to the job. And if you ever got fired, you could be like this guy

Yeah it's strange how some people end up in careers that they never would have considered a few years before. I saw this girl in public the other day that I used to go to high school with, she was mentally handicapped... not severely, but just slow. She's a nun now, wtf?
I know that was an irrelevant story, but I just wanted to tell it anyways

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Ha! 500mg of Amoxicillin ain't gonna shift that infection, son! They don't call me The Big Cheese for nothing'.

Incidentally, my doctor is actually from Dublin. He took one look at my infection and told me to tell you to stop spreading that shit around

I have proof that you were here too. You probably don't remember me taking this photo because I was awake long before you were. You need to wax if I'm going to let you come over again... I still have rug burn you twat

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 08:36

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haha, yes there is a question like that on the written million page questionnaire before the polygraph.

Haha, I wonder how that questionnaire looks like, you probably had some laughs while answering it?

BassB in the five-0, damn son.

2009-05-12, 08:41

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Bass, man you should start dealing lots of painkillers since you're a cop. I know that wouldn't be sketchy at all.

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2009-05-12, 11:36

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If you make it into the force even though you won't be wearing the hat and red coat can we still call you the Metaltab's Dudley Dooright?
The might see your past experiences as validation that you know what's out there and have chosen self improvement as well as being an asset to society. Just don't become an asshole like some people in uniform become. Of course, they were probably that way before they ever put them on so I don't think you'd have that problem.

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Just don't become an asshole like some people in uniform become. Of course, they were probably that way before they ever put them on so I don't think you'd have that problem.

Don't some of them start out good and end up being corrupted by power?
I'm not saying that will happen to BB though. I think we all know that he won't be one of the bad seeds.

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 12:52

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Haha, I wonder how that questionnaire looks like, you probably had some laughs while answering it?

BassB in the five-0, damn son.

Ok, I lied..it's 33 pages.

http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/recruitin...223%20FINAL.pdf

"64. Have you ever committed incest?"

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

2009-05-12, 13:04

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"64. Have you ever committed incest?"

Haha

I wonder if anyone has ever actually ticked yes

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-12, 16:29

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#68 Have you ever posted on metaltabs?

I said in uniform because whether its military or civilian some of them are horrible to their families, etc. A local cop that came to my house with a couple other cops once was provoking the person I'd called them on. The other 2 cops kept shooting me looks like they didn't know what was going to happen. About a year later he was convicted of raping his wife and all his assaults against her started surfacing from herself and family members. He was a total dick. I've heard of military officers being the same way sometimes.

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2009-05-12, 18:58

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This band really reminds me of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-p...feature=related

2009-05-12, 19:49

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TEITANBLOOD SEVEN CHALICES WHAT THE FUUUUUUUKK MY RIBCAGE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUUUUUUUUUU

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2009-05-12, 23:10

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This band really reminds me of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-p...feature=related

What 'Death' band are you referring to? Surely not Chuck's band..

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

2009-05-13, 00:21

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This band really reminds me of Death.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-p...feature=related

Huh? What album?

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2009-05-13, 01:02

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haha, good question!

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

2009-05-13, 02:40

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If I had a working sound card on here, I'd check it out.

Tomorrow we actually start shooting in my class..going to be fucking fun! We had our last power-point presentation today...then the majority of the day was spent outside spraying OC spray at people, swinging collapsible batons, shooting at threatening targets with a team member drills, and throwing people with various take-down strategies to the point where you can put flex cuffs on them and search them for weapons. Fun stuff! Can't wait for the tactical engagements.

2009-05-13, 03:38

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Are you going to join the boring ass Halifax PD or are you going to be a real man and DEMAND entry into the motherfucking RCMP? Seriously, the only reasons we keep you guys around are Bret Hart, Rush, Annihilator, and mounties. Jacques Rougeau knows what I'm talking about.

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2009-05-13, 04:12

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You forgot Mike Myers

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-13, 06:55

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You forgot Mike Myers

a-HUM

So yes TEITANBLOOD

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

2009-05-13, 11:10

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Yeah, I bet you can't wait for all that manly man violent body contact with other manly men. At least kiss 'em before ya cuff 'em.

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2009-05-13, 17:04

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haha. Well the only problem with the RCMP is they deal with mostly highway incidents(speeding, accidents, etc) because they are mostly rural. You also have to accept the fact you could be moved anywhere within Canada..including buttfucknowhere territories within the Arctic Circle.

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.

RIP moe.

2009-05-13, 17:27

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I'm doing womens work today

cleaning my apartment

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2009-05-13, 18:40

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I'm doing womens work today

cleaning my apartment

Amish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnQd7iIEBY0

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2009-05-13, 18:57

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lol Might be women's work, but not this woman. I've cleaned other people's houses better than mine. I'm genetically incapable.
Great video. Lots of Amish around here.

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2009-05-13, 19:14

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Amish?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnQd7iIEBY0

lol I think there is a translation issue here

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2009-05-13, 20:07

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Haha, enjoy the Yukon!

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate

God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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Originally Posted by Gomli

The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-13, 20:26

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My girlfriend and I are going to look at an apartment tomorrow. The owner is giving us an interview.

2009-05-13, 20:38

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Make sure you get a 2 bedroom. She'll need it.

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2009-05-13, 21:02

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Yeah man my girlfriend lives on her own and she has only 1 bedroom.

It's always tense there. Cause if there's a fight, well, there's only one bedroom.

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

2009-05-13, 22:19

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Haha only if we had the money.

2009-05-13, 22:38

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Well, get a playpen at least so you can turn it upside down over her and throw a blanket on it like a birdcage so she'll be quiet.

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2009-05-14, 00:54

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What 'Death' band are you referring to? Surely not Chuck's band..

Well I must say, the riff at 2:00 sounds like a blatant rippoff of one of the riffs in Spirit Crusher.

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2009-05-14, 01:18

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2009-05-14, 01:20

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Well I must say, the riff at 2:00 sounds like a blatant rippoff of one of the riffs in Spirit Crusher.

Right? I'm only a fan of two Death albums and those are the last two.

2009-05-14, 07:12

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

2009-05-14, 08:28

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I prefer this one

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2009-05-14, 12:51

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wow

That's fucking terrible.

2009-05-14, 13:10

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

you gotta be fucking kidding me! I just reviewed that one

http://www.lordsofmetal.nl/showrevi...d=13772&lang=en

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2009-05-14, 13:32

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Are you fucking joking man? Come oooon! The production of that CD is WONDERFUL! It's very dense and muddy, but you can hear what each and every instrument does man!

Oooooh fuck man I'm all over this shit. Okay I'm completely homosexual for whatever Norma Evangelium Diaboli releases but still.

Shiiit you ain't gonna tell me that you didn'tl ike those fucking humongous riffs, and the drums are produced superrrrrbly.

Shiiiiiit man what the fuuuuck! I've never cared for death metal, and most of its kraaknette productie, then this savagery comes along.

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.

2009-05-14, 14:02

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Okay, I had to listen to it after all the commentary. Nothing I'd listen to more than once, but I'm curious if parts of the lyrics are backward masked? As in recorded backwards and integrated into the song? And the hell if that ending didn't sound like a toilet flush which cracked me up.

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2009-05-14, 14:33

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HIIGH WAY TO THA DANGER ZONE!!

No. You don't fucking do that. Ever.

Top Gun is not allowed.

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2009-05-14, 15:33

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No. You don't fucking do that. Ever.

Top Gun is not allowed.

Why not Ice Man?

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2009-05-14, 17:13

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And MTM's a mod? Wow. Especially with the "Death to all but metal!" under his name. Maybe someone slipped him something.

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2009-05-14, 17:17

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hey all

my coloured overlay rulers arrived today

i have played about with them & so far have two together: green & pink colours together they make a mossy green kinda colour & so far it seems to be working

am sleepy but gonna do a bit of study make a bit of dent in it lol will be lurking

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2009-05-14, 17:18

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Maybe someone slipped him something.

Maybe he got into Paddy's medicine cabinet

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the song serial cocksucker changed my life

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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?

2009-05-14, 19:12

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WORK IS SO FUCKING BORING. PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO.

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2009-05-14, 19:26

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*hugs* darko

it's nearly the weekend

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2009-05-14, 19:30

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Fuck hugs.

*Drops trow'*

Chomp! Chomp! Me lady!

I would play quake live but for some reason on this computer everytime I get a gun I start walking backwards automatically and everything gets fucked up.

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2009-05-14, 19:39

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Have you been into Paddy's medicine chest, too?

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2009-05-14, 19:48

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No, but I've been fist-deep in Paddy's chest.

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2009-05-14, 19:53

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Alright, look. Whatever you've heard about this legendary medicine stash I have is all bollocks. All I've got is some general painkillers, anti-depressants and expired poppers and vials of cum and children's shit in little pots.

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*hugs* darko

it's nearly the weekend

What am I, a fucking leper? Where the fuck's my hug? It's the least you can do after nearly splitting me in two last Tuesday when you wanted to break in your new 32" strap-on but didn't have any K-Y Jelly and wouldn't even spit on it because you were afraid that I'd read too much into it and think you liked me or something.

GOSH!

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No, but I've been fist-deep in Paddy's chest.

That reminds me, I think I may have found your missing watch.

2009-05-14, 19:54

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Two gingers can't hug. They'll spontaneously combust.

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2009-05-14, 19:56

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Paddy, did you ever find that nad stretcher you were looking for? I told you I've got some heavy lead sinkers if you want me to send them.

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cum-bust, comb-us, cum-us, Comus!

The lower the valley, the higher the hill. The lower the valley, the higher the hill. Aaannd SCENE! All karmic forces please meet in Studio 12, same time, 1 week.

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2009-05-14, 20:00

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e-yup, he's been in Paddy's cabinet.

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2009-05-14, 20:01

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Paddy, did you ever find that nad stretcher you were looking for? I told you I've got some heavy lead sinkers if you want me to send them.

I find that if I just anger bunny my nads are usually stretched to breaking point within the hour, usually over the top of a red-hot bollard.

2009-05-14, 20:02

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I think i'd like to get into his cabinet

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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine

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the song serial cocksucker changed my life

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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?

2009-05-14, 20:03

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lol You don't know what you're saying. It's a dark and scary place.

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2009-05-14, 20:10

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I'm confused.. which of his cabinets are we talking about?

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2009-05-14, 20:13

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his medicine cabinet or his asshole. either should be a psychedelic adventure.

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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine

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the song serial cocksucker changed my life

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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?

2009-05-14, 20:13

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You said you were in his chest so you could let TruthD' into the meds cabinet. I'm still looking in my tackle.

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2009-05-14, 20:14

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I'm confused.. which of his cabinets are we talking about?

This one:

http://www.tutor2u.net/blog/images/...09684_thumb.jpg

I was ousted from it recently for my controversial views on women's rights. I stated that women have the right to remain sexalicious, and apparently that's not a compliment but a very offensive and chauvinistic thing to say. Being kicked out for that was a bit much, I thought.

Oh, and I also said that I love the smell of children's assholes especially when they've been freshly filled to the brim with bloody, lumpy spunk.

2009-05-14, 20:18

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*sings* It's rain-in' men, hallelujah!!

C'mon guys, sing, too. You know you want to.

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fine then darko you are just the same as paddy in my mind then

(a sick & twisted individual)

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2009-05-14, 20:20

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The female orgasm is the most purposeless thing in the world.

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2009-05-14, 20:24

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I started to disagree, but you're right. If there ain't more than one it ain't worth the trouble.

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2009-05-14, 20:28

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No, no. It just doesn't make sense for females to have them. Why should they get to enjoy sex?

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2009-05-14, 20:32

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Because if mama ain't happy ain't nobody happy. But no, it's not that important for either sex. It's just nice to have available sometimes. That might be hard for you to comprehend, but it's true.

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2009-05-14, 20:34

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No, I get it. Its my favorite present. I'm just trying to be misogynistic.

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2009-05-14, 20:40

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Well, you just keep your misergynecological comments to yourself!

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2009-05-14, 21:26

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my gf gets hourly orgasms.

2009-05-14, 21:35

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Doesn't that make you feel a bit redundant then?

OH BURN

No sorry.

I don't know about you guys, but me and Her can't have more than one actual sex-related orgasm each day.

Okay two with like, 8 hour intervals but seriously.

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2009-05-14, 22:29

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my gf gets hourly orgasms.

that's what happens when you and your girl share a 2ft double-sided vibrator throughout the day

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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine

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the song serial cocksucker changed my life

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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?

2009-05-14, 23:51

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his medicine cabinet or his asshole. either should be a psychedelic adventure.

lol!!!

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2009-05-15, 02:10

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No, no. It just doesn't make sense for females to have them. Why should they get to enjoy sex?

They shouldn't. They're all filthy whores with tiny lizard brains, and they NEED to focus more on CLEANING MY FUCKING DISHES and ironing my jeans unless they want some more eyeshadow courtesy of my knuckles. Bitches, amirite?

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my gf gets hourly orgasms.

Sweet. So you're cuckold, then? I might go to Texas for grad school, maybe I'll look you guys up. Srsly tho, pics first.

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2009-05-15, 05:27

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Question to anyone who has quit smoking; besides the irritability, do any of you ever feel extremely tired? I mean, whenever I had a cigarette, it would relax me, but ever since I've quit, I've had moments where I just felt drained.

This usually can be cured by getting pissed off at the next small thing (Not that I try to, it just happens), but when you're at work, yelling obscenities doesn't create a "comfortable consumer environment"

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2009-05-15, 11:51

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I'd think clinically that would pass after your lungs and blood actually get used to having oxygen in them. Maybe a bit of B vitamins would give you a boost during the adjustment. I dunno.
I hope you have great success quitting.

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...they NEED to focus more on CLEANING MY FUCKING DISHES and ironing my jeans unless they want some more eyeshadow courtesy of my knuckles. Bitches, amirite?

You mean you've never done the deed while doing laundry or dishes? What a sheltered life you've led!

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2009-05-15, 12:59

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You mean you've never done the deed while doing laundry or dishes? What a sheltered life you've led!

Andy Dufresne agrees.

2009-05-15, 13:23

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I think I'll be ordering my shit today. A Rogue LX200BL(lefty) an AmpegBA112 and some nice headphones.

2009-05-15, 13:28

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Whoa, nice shit you're getting there. I just got myself an Eden Nemesis RS400.

Not really a well known brand, but there are stories of them surviving housefires and still functioning. And there is MASSIVE low end you can get out of it.

EDIT: Oh a Rogue XLSLSFQS200?
Heard some bad reviews about it. Seriously, I'd recommend a Cort (read my bigass review on their quality here)

Seriously, you'd be a lot better off if you'd spend about 100 bucks more on a Cort or Ibanez. Tonewise you'd get a bit more versatility (Rogue pickups are pretty lame and only have one usable stance: all knobs 100% open), and their budgetlines àre quite sturdy. With almost every other brand you'd have to go replace your input jack once every two months, get the pots cchecked "cause there's this weird noise", you would get inbalanced volume-levels, ...

Trust me, I've worked with enough crap I MEAN low end basses to know which ones are a REAL bang for your buck (cause that seems to be each and every model's slogan in that category)

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2009-05-15, 14:13

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Andy Dufresne agrees.

Good point. Prison is no fairy-tale world, after all...

To answer the question, one time she didn't do the dishes for two days and it started to stink, so I fucked her doggystyle and dunked her head in the sinkwater to encourage her to get to work. It was pretty sweet... she learned to multi-task awfully quick after that!

Misogyny = hilarious. These are the jokes I can't break out to irritate my aunts at Christmas.

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2009-05-15, 14:24

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I think I'll be ordering my shit today. A Rogue LX200BL(lefty) an AmpegBA112 and some nice headphones.

Ampegs are fucking sweet

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.

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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

2009-05-15, 14:43

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WHAT THE FUCK!?

This is supposed to be funny...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEqw...re=channel_page

2009-05-15, 15:15

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25.000.000 views, holy fuck

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2009-05-15, 15:45

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YouTube really is an open sewer thorough which the narcissistic shit and spunk of talentless irritants flows.

PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO MY NEW CHANNEL!! It has 400 videos of me pointing at midgets near a barn! And the video speed is 4x, so it looks funny ha ha ha. Please...please subscribe...man, I'LL SUCK YA DICK!!

2009-05-15, 16:00

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Paddy, I warned you to stay away from my barn or I'll sic my whistle
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2009-05-15, 17:02

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wow...just wow

where are you getting these clips?

by the way, subscribed

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2009-05-15, 17:10

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Hey there, darlin', I just read this on RealAge and thought it might explain your mania. "Anger may trigger adaptive behaviors -- the kind of behaviors that allow people to adjust to circumstances and make productive, constructive choices."
It sounds like it might be a good thing as long as you don't let it get out of hand. The article was about "seeing red." If you want a link pm me.

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where are you getting these clips?

You've never seen "Menace II Society"? It's one of the all time great "hood" movies. You got'sta watch it ASAP, son! Fo' shizzle me timbers!

If you've seen "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood", you'll recognise most of the main scenes from it

And if you haven't seen that movie, you got'sta! You've simply GOT'STA!

2009-05-15, 19:33

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Okay.