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You've never seen "Menace II Society"? It's one of the all time great "hood" movies. You got'sta watch it ASAP, son! Fo' shizzle me timbers!
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Fucking classic. I still prefer Boyz N Tha Hood, but they're each excellent as both movies and as sociological references.
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Good parody of the two aforementioned movies.
Back to topic at hand. Isn't anybody gonna keep up with the misogyny theme?
I'll try to jumpstart this-
Oh,
Women shouldn't be allowed to talk.
We should seal their lips with strong adhesive caulk.
And if they try to write things down,
we should drag them out of town
and anesthetize their legs so they can't walk.
Bah biddy booh!
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I can't help it, here's one more-
Women shouldn't get to go to school.
Anyone who educates them is a fool.
Instead of reading books
they should focus on their looks
and carry men's possessions like a mule.
Bipadee bop!
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Umm, Chris? Mr. Moderator sir? There's a reason it didn't continue. This RTT hit the 300 mark.  Yes, a woman. A woman that won't tote that barge, lift that bale, or put another log on the fire is telling you.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Shut up, bitch, Artie Kendall has some poetry for us all to enjoy. I don't mod Chit Chat, FWIW. Thank God for that! I'd hate to have to read half the threads in here...
Ahem...
Oh,
Women should be forced to stay indoors
and never fed until they've done their chores.
But men should all roam free
to commit adultery
with an endless string of sleazy German whores.
Bah diddy bah!
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This still isn't closed yet? 
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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LAST POST HERE AHH!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Vaginal Warts
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fuck you both, and fuck the moderator that posts after me, but I'm the last one
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Sup guys I was jus' wandrin' in here mindin' my own business OH SHIT LAST
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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fuck you all this is the last fucking one 
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Last fucking one what?
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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That's because you're a failure.
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Yeah, been busy with a new band...
last... maybe
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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Nice, what kind of band?
ddaliwch
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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thrashy blackish death metal
bah do bop bop... what's with all the scat lately?
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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cunt
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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TEITANBLOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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or Public Enemy...it`s your choise!
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Public Enemy and THE CLAN anyday man.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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You guys are so fucking petty. GROW UP!
L is for Last, which is what my post in this RTT shall be
A is for Anvil, which features heavily in Wiley Coyote cartoons
S is for Slip 'n' Slide, which is a game your mother likes to play with me on a nightly basis
T is for Taste, which is the savoury residue left over inside my mouth after I lick your mother's butt-crack
. is for Period, which goes nicely on toast
Cum and midgets and fisting and spunking cumming midgets being fisted in the ass and mouth.
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nope. try again.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Mods always win. You can't lock the thread. Where the are the chit chat mods, anyway? Fucking dorks.
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