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hahahah

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GODDAMN!
Any of you guys Biology Majors?

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Haha

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i know better than to click on that shit

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hahaha, it's nothing bad GD. great link to send to all your friends and family

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I wish I would've majored in bio..

d00d biology is 4 pussies, music majors are teh br00tal shit we r so cool

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just click on it you puss. it cant get worse than a man masterbating with a bag full of shit that he collected from some random girl.

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Oh yes it can... trust me.

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A dude masterbating with shit he caught from some random chick is pretty disgusting, at least in my opinion. I just can't imagine that much shit on my dick and it makes me gag. Its way worse than 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar, bme, etc. I am on the internet about 10 hours a day and I've seen it all.

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I think 1 guy 1 jar is the most revolting thing I've ever seen

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yea I don't know why I ever filmed myself doing that, sorry.

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You should be sorry. I've been having nightmares for the past two months you bastard. And now I can't even look at a glass jar anymore without traumatic flashbacks... I have to buy everything in plastic jars now

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I just cut out a coupon for jars this morning. $2. 00 off. If you want it I'll donate it.


you guys are such dumbasses


They're Ball jars, too! I just remembered that! And they have them for the freezer, too. Just trying to help.

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You obviously haven't seen 1Mick1SandwichToaster

Watch this space!

Any videos with the title 666 porn actors and 1 brain

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I got drunk and filmed my own last night. I'm going to call it 1Canuck3HockeySticks

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Mine is caled: 5 Dead Girls, 1 Guy Who Fucks Them All And Wanks One On Their Corpses.

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Mine's better. 1oldHag2spatulas1casserole with onions

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of my friend's hubby is responsible for that

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I'm both hungry and horny. I'm not sure which I should deal with first. I do have a burger which looks kinda like a pussy if you tilt it on its side...but if I eat it first then I'll nothing to slide a sausage into...but if I fuck it, I'll have an extra salty burger which is already dripping with relish. Decisions decisions!

Then you'd better tell him to stop swallowing pig spunk! He's gonna kill us all!

mcdonalds then? lol

& rofl!!!

oh paddy meant to tell you but forgot, the other day i was recording a prog called "swings & roundabouts", it's a series of programmes aimed at 5-7 year olds so they can learn & appreciate the cultural differences in northern ireland. in this prog there is gaint "mr potato head" i swear that thing is freaky as fuck!!! it just moves it's eyes & occassionally it's arm. it gets people to carry it or it drives in a car.

dunno whether that would scare you or erm interest you?? lol

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Scare HIM? riiight. I think Mr. Potato Head would run from him.

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lol lb think of a giant potato head midget sized....

....yeah okay you may have a point there lol

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Oh, the images that's conjuring!!

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lb

i think the final thread of sanity you had has been cut now lol

*hugs*

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I fucked the giant potato head. He's a Protestant, so it was done in the spirit of cross community relations, although footage of the ordeal was cut from the show because apparently children can't be allowed to watch violent, passionless sex between man and tayties. Unfortunately, the fact that my cock became clogged up with little chunks of starchy mush after having fucked him in every eye has earned me the nickname "Spudgun". The good news is that I can now starch any shirt simply by pumping thick gobs of jellied-milk all over it like some sort of heaving, vomiting anaconda.

Bunny, are you allowed to distribute copies of that show to anyone? I could sure go for some 5 - 7 year old action if you can spare the cost of a jiffy bag and a box of Kleenex and a balaclava.

short answer "no"

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That better not be the bag of toenail clippings! You said you'd keep those forever!

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Reminds me of a joke:

What's E.T. short for?
'Cause he's only got little legs. FUCK YOU, leave him alone! He's good peoples! Even though he kinda looks like an abstract pooh-sculpture.

I've already scraped the crusty cheesiness off of them with my teeth, so they're not much use now anyway, not unless you wanna glue them back on and let some more algae and toe-barnacles accumulate under them.

I think we're long overdue a new RTT thread! Who the fuck's in charge around here?? This is a shambles!

Paddy McMullan is an anagram of "Damply Land Cum".

You were bored, weren't you?
I think new RTT's were supposed to start at a certain post count, but I don't know if that's still so or not.

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I think 300 posts, or thereabouts, is the max. At least that's what it's been for the past few.

This will not stand! But I just popped a Viagra, so any minute now.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

It also fits "Panda McMulldy" and "Dandy L. Cum Palm". It probably fits a whole lot of gross, disgusting things; you are a truly revolting creature.

P.S. - it also fits Lpdau Mlnyacdm.

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Heaving, pulsating, bubbling, rancid lumps of toenail-yellow, clotted, partially dehydrated, stinking, blood-spotted, buttery gobs of spunk be upon you my friend

Actually, I was about to, but not NOW. You ruined it.

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hey guys, bar fights and broken arms don't mix well, in case anyone was wondering.

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