haha, see blitz, women have this special ability that men just don't have. Its the craziest thing. It's called "multi-tasking". Now i know that just seems like a crazy idea. i mean why would you want to do more than one thing at a time? i have no idea. Women are just crazy, man, just crazy.

oh, and that worm is sickening

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Haha yes I understand the concept of multi-tasking, I was just saying how her sentence didn't really make sense ...you're explaining this to the guy that once ate his lunch while taking a shit (I was thirteen, give me a break) I also came home drunk once and tried to smoke a cigarette while taking a shower... I think I got like half a puff out of that thing

Multi-tasking doesn't work too well for me haha.

I think that worm was edited to look bigger... something about the overall photo doesn't look right.

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that's because we're men, and we're not supposed to do more than one thing at a time. it isn't natural. Though I am impressed with you ability to consume and expel food at the same time.

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just popped in during a study break & lol to all your comments!!

i work on average 36 hours a week & study on average 20 hours a week, plus working on my book of shadows plus helping take care of a parent plus trying to fit in spending some time with bf, both with visits & chats plus trying to spend time with friends & my family plus play computer games & attend tutorials so erm yeah forgive me if photographs of inkwork aren't high on my list of things to do (heavy with scarsam) & trust me i'm doing you lot a favour by not sharing a pic of me!! all a pic of me would be good for is scaring away mice in the attic!! (no scarsam - honest comment) if you saw a pic of me you would be with digust!!!

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Haha don't be so self-conscious! You're a woman - you're already irreducibly attractive to every man on here

*sigh*

okay, okay gonna post pic of me in the photobook thread now, but i did warn you!!!!

edit: pic of me posted, i'm prepared for the unflaterring comments now!!! *hides under duvet, under desk*

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One works 9 'til 5, Monday to Friday and then studies during evenings and weekends. It's fucking tough, I'll tell you that much.

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i must be blind. I see no pictarz

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It's attached to a post in the Photobook thread:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthre...8920#post598894

I'm a full-time student and part-time worker.

link to pics of ink in photobook thread

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Prostitution counts as full time work.

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When you're a prostitute, you can study while you work.

Haha thanks I always thought it would have made a good science fair exhibit Just me sitting on a toilet with a few sandwiches, a can of air wick, and a sign above me that reads "The complete cycle of the digestive system."

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Do they still sell Mountain Dew?? I haven't seen that shit in years.

Does this make your piss glow in the dark, too? If so, been there done that bought the corrective surgery.

New x-men spoiler in a screenshot

http://poststuff5.entensity.net/040...enwolverine.jpg

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Yeah they still sell Mountain Dew, it'd be pretty rare to not see it in a store. And that glow stick trick is dumb

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i thought the glowing mt dew trick was cool

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Ahhh, maybe they just stopped selling it in Ireland/UK. Do they still sell TAB in the U.S.? I loved that shit, then it suddenly disappeared from the shelves about 15 years ago haha.

TAB can still be found at a few stores...I think is a real micro company now, just can't compete with Pepsi Cola Inc and Coca Cola Inc.

I miss blue Pepsi though man that shit went good with Vodka....

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That's a shame, especially given the fact that Coke tastes like fizzy cancer. I suppose the companies that make it in this world are the ones who have no qualms about slaughtering brown people in order to keep their third-world plants operational.

Well Americas based on slaughtering brown people....Almost killed my people off.

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Are you of native American descent, Pr0az?

I am Native American...

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yeah proaz? cool what tribe? i met a few native americans when i was in toronto!

& paddy, i miss mountain dew & tab too *sigh*

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Shit man, it's an honour to meet one of you at long last! I'd say you guys have suffered more than any other race/culture in modern history, and Dances with Wolves was just fucking great

The "Incident an Oglala" was fucking unbelievable, I watched a documentary about it and read several articles - I can't believe that stuff still goes on to this day. Shit like that makes me realise how easy (in comparison) the Irish have had it. For starters, we still have half a country and at least half of our population is still alive!

What sort of upbringing have you had? Do you still have strong connections with your roots/heritage, etc.?

We should get a petition started: Bring back TAB and Tudor crisps!

My gf is 1/8 Cherokee. I also work with a guy that is practically full blooded Indian. Isn't funny how Indian are kept up with like animals?

How are you finding your new job at Little Caesars, by the way? I don't think I have the physical or mental capability to work in the fast food industry, I'd just end up trying to suffocate myself to death with a cheese burger or something. I don't even like going into places like that, and not just because the food tastes like the stuff that comes out when you punch a pregnant woman in the guts. I just find it to be a thoroughly depressing, hopeless despair-inducing experience. Maybe I'm over dramatising things a little...

Do they pay well?

The resturant buisness as a wage slave sucks in general. I worked at papa murphy's for a year, and thats somewhat of a fast food place, and a chain. The worst part is the older generation of customers. They are so fucking impolite and very picky.

Also, dealing with junior managers who think they are the shit because they are manager at a fast food resturant. That shit gets me started.

But there is a good part to working at a place like that. When buisness is slow, its basically skrewing around and talking.

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What tribe/band dude? My girlfriend is Métis, which generally means a half/half mixture of white and Native, but in most cases is a mixture of French Canadian and Native, which is what she is.

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Someone's using your avatar Req...
http://www.goregrind.us/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=23

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That cunt!

LC has constant work to do. If you're working early shifts, from 10-4, you will be alone with the manager. So that means we have to get all the shit ready for the afternoon. From 10-4 I made: about 6 batches of dough, 11 trays of sheet outs and at least 35 pizzas. Not to mention I cleaned out the dough machine. LC is one of the only pizza chains that make their own dough. Which adds a lot more work to the job compared to Cici's or Dominoes. It's not bad once you get used to it. Regardless, closing is always a bitch.

But hey, I'm getting my first paycheck 4 days before my bday. So i'll be going shopping out of town the prior weekend, this weekend. Gonna pick me up a cheap left handed bass at Guitar Center and hit up Abercrombie, Hollister and Aeropostle!

And BTW, don't consume more than what labels say. I took 4 shots of Stok'd and drank a 16 oz cup of black coffee.

Fucking right man, there's nothing better than buying yourself something nice with your first wage!

Bahaha, you're such a tool. You've got to be kidding me.. wait no - I believe this.

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What kind of shirts do you wear? Band tees?

There is really nothing wrong with having some nice casual clothes to wear.

What else do you expect for after high school, Dying Fetus shirts and black jeans? (unless its a show of course)

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I wear shirts with kitten-heads in space, wearing glasses, shooting lasers.

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In my opinion, there is something definitely wrong with paying $100 for a pair of jeans or a t-shirt, and that's a conservative estimate for some people. I think its fucking sad that people will fall for that kind of shit and spend that kind of money to "look good", as if expensive clothes really had any worth or lasting effect. The argument "but it makes me feel good looking nice" is also sad, because self-worth and happiness do not come from the external or any other transient thing.

You dress-up for shows? Who are you trying to impress? No one is going their to look at you. DRESS TO IMPRESS!!

Jesus..

Its true that you can't wear a Dying Fetus shirt and ripped-to-hell jeans to a good job interview, but you also don't have to spend $400 on an outfit either.



I usually wear band t-shirts or shirts that I have made, often shop at thrift stores (where I can get your old $60,000 shirts for $10, ha!) and at discount places like Target or something similar.

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The $100 jeans with holes everywhere, paint splatters, and whatever the fuck else they throw on them is just ridiculous. I don't mind spending $50 on a nice ralph lauren polo every once in a while to have for special occasions, but i rarely will spend more than $20 on a shirt. $15 or less band shirts at shows are fucking great.

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I had no idea that stuff was that expensive. I wasn't saying I dress to impress anyone at shows. generally at shows you wear band t-shirts, like I said.

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Yeah? What were they drinking?

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I'll buy the stuff if they have sales, nothing wrong with it...I have a weird ass style though i mix up my dress a bit.

Req - dress the way you think you look the best.

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ive sold out and now wear business attire like 3 days a week :/

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Somehow that doesn't surprise me. You always seemed the type that would wear Elvis Costello. Sneaky metalhead.

Hey, I'll sell my old torn up paint clothes to the highest bidder. I won't even wash them first. Except my husband's old first class Navy dungaree shirts with the slash through the crow from when he got busted down to second class. (heehee) 13 years and no good conduct ribbons. That's gotta be a record so that one's a keeper.

Walpurgis still wears his band shirts that have holes I could fit a leg through. I think some he had in 7th grade. He's his mother's son. He does dress up occasionally though. He is his mother's son.

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I forget are you the sickly guy or is that Timedragon.

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Those are about the prices I'm willing to pay. No more than $50 for a pair of jeans and no more than $20 for a shirt. Polos and dress shirts can go up to about $35. I'm wearing a $100 dollar hoodie right now, but I got it for $40.

Darko is just cheap.

Proaz: tranny is the guy with horrible back conditions.

Haha, do you have to dress up for your internship or something?

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hahah, he has back problems but not really 'sickly'

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lol i can't remember!! fuck it was years ago, a local drink though was good beer!

& for work I can get away with wearing my black combats (which i pratically live in!) & my purple converse, though i do like my cardi's at work nice, long & cosy & you can hide things in pockets...

....pockets are good!!!

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I wasn't quite sure what you were annoyed about until I read this. I've never heard of the stores Requiem mentioned, but I have to agree that there isn't a pair of jeans in the world that's worth more than £15 of my money. And tee-shirts? I get packs of 3 for about £5.

The worst of all is designer underwear. £50+ for y-fronts? Fuck me pink. Who the hell is gonna see 'em? If you're gettin' down and dirty with someone surely it's unlikely that, in the midst of the romance, she's gonna pause and comment on your taste in undergarments, before proceeding to rip 'em off and chew on your meat-mallet. And if she does pause, and says "hmm, they look quite cheap...I might shoot off, to be honest" then it wasn't meant to be, because she's clearly an imbecile.

It pisses me off a little when I get designer shit as gifts. I can't help but think to my ungrateful self "Fuck, I wish they'd have just given me the cash, or got me several cheaper gifts". Plus I hate the idea of walking around with Calvin Klein printed on my chest. I'm not a human fuckin' sandwich board, and if I was, I'd like to be the one getting paid. Not to mention the fact that some poor little brown kid is probably knocking this shit together for 4p an hour in some dank basement in the arsehole of nowhere.

chronic back pain but nothing sickly about me?

sometimes i get the sniffles during allergy season. . .


anyway yeah, its for the internship, i actually dont mind. dress pants are a lot thinner than even dickies or jeans, so its a lot more comfortable. i dont have to wear a tie, so its fine

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for my security job that i had before i broke my arm, i had to wear dress pants, dress shirt, tie, and a sweater (if it was cold). It sucked but I didn't really care. Who cares what youre wearing as long as your bringin home a paycheck at the end of the week. I dont mind dressing up a little on special occasions, but a tie and sweater are a bit too far haha

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Haha for some reason an image of Barney Calhoun popped into my mind when you described how you had to dress

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I've been watching Breaking Bad and Eastbound and Down all day. Good stuff.

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Breaking Bad is pretty good

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Breaking Bad is really good.

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Haha, that's Behold... The Arctopus! Pretty whacky/intense stuff. I really liked their first release and demos, but the new stuff is a little bit much for me.

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I'll have to check out some of their recorded material, watching them perform live probably isn't the best way to get a first impression haha.

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Oh yeah that band. Really talented but...I still laughed my ass off. they look like total nerds and the guitar solo is so out of place
heres a better one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgN...feature=related

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Yeah, I was just going to say - live is not the best way to get a good feel for them.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BgN...feature=related

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That has a "malformed video id". I don't know what to think of that other video, it's like an even more intense version of Gorguts or something. Definitely strange,the solo was pretty cool though.

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Do you like Skullgrid, Dylan? "Some Mist" has to be one of the best songs I've ever heard. I love the way they somehow turn the opening atonal riff into a more melodic version as the song progresses without losing the identity of the original riff. Colin Marston is a genius.

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Hey Paddy, check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIr7SrHafkU

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The comments there are funneh!!

"this sounds like one huge r2-d2 gangbang "

HAHAHAHA!

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I wrote a similar piece to this a few years back when my guitar fell down the stairs.

HAHAHA fuck me, I was on the little guy's side right up until the very end when he started listing all of his previous arrests. That mofo is cold blooded!

Doing handstands for a few bucks is hardly criminal though, I really don't see why the cop even wasted his time, plus the tourists weren't in distress and didn't seem to mind.

When I was in Mexico I saw guys like this all the time, usually at traffic lights/junctions. One guy laid down his shirt, put broken glass over it, picked up a rock and lay down on the glass with his back, pushing the rock up and down to add weight to himself. Talented chaps, it's a shame they're living on the streets!

Haha, I just realized that I posted the wrong link Apparently the one I posted before was that cops second encounter with the same midget. This is the first encounter, which is actually much funnier in my opinion.

Haha, did people actually give money to the guy in Mexico?

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I didn't, mainly because I didn't have any haha, but I'm sure he must have been making some dough, otherwise he'd just be self-harming.

i saw BEHOLD THE ARCTOPUS at MDF and they covered a coroner song! awesome right? well i ddnt even notice that they were playing a coroner song until i saw someone talking about it online later... hahahah

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Ahaha, oh man when started to climb up the pole to escape and the cop starts laughing.. I lost it.

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Haha yeah that part is fucking hilarious But not as funny as when he starts screaming and doing backflips. Or when he's like "I can break these cuffs... AGHHHHHHHH!!!"

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HAHAHAHA!

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I feel bad for the little niglet.

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I can tell by your language.

NEW SOUTH PARK TONIGHT WHOOP WHOOP

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well really, why the fuck is he even getting arrested? Waving down cars? sounds like bullshit.

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I can't speak for all black people, but the term "niglet", in the proper context, is fucking HILARIOUS.

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hahaha. I actually saw this one when it was on TV a few years ago. The cop ends up going to a casino(I believe its Circus Circus) and asks one of the manager's if they can get him a job because of his acrobatic skills. They agree to give him a job!

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hahah that little Las Vegas dude is friggin' great. I saw that video a while ago.

When I think of midgets, now, I think of the movie "In Bruges". Anybody else seen that?

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You're black(?), thought you were mixed.

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Niglet

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Haha yeah I saw the full scene on YouTube about a year ago. I had to post the break.com version because the YouTube one got removed for some reason. Most likely copyright bollocks or some shit... YouTube has been fucking anal lately

Haha I love that one part on the second encounter video... "I want Arnold Schwarzenegger... I was looking for Mike Tyson, I wanna fight him too."

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Chris is Chicano.

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i...pg?t=1239291533

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wow it's been dead here today.

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I live in the US. Half black is black. A quarter black is black. An eight black is black. Don't ask me, it's just the way things are. For the record, I'm half black and not especially dark skinned. A lot of people think I'm Portuguese or Hispanic, actually.



Lulz. I don't represent White Fence OR 18th Street, motherfucker. Get off my nutz, kid!

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One drop rule?! LOOOOOOOOOL it's funny because it's actually pretty true around here.

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hey mtm i couldnt agree more with what your user title is saying "death to all butt metal"

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Sounds like how it is for some to be Native American, as the old saying goes "If they have a nose bleed, they're out of the tribe"...

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No... it's death to all but METAL.

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http://new.music.yahoo.com/kanye-we...check--15348921

Win.

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Native Americans are in a completely different situation... their genocide has been so extensive that, to a great deal, most Native American genotypes only survive to the present in a highly diluted state.

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I'm having a weird problem at the moment. I can't download .torrent files from BitTorrent websites. I was able to download them earlier, but for the past couple of hours I, and my little bro on his PC upstairs, are no longer able to. When we click the download link the page looks like it's trying to fetch the file, but nothing happens. Both Firefox and Internet Explorer have the same issue.

Right-clicking the file and choosing "Save as..." doesn't work, nor does using a proxy server or download manager. I've tried resetting Firefox's download prompt for this filetype so that it asks me what I want to do each time (which is what was suggested on another website). This allows me to get the save dialogue box to open, but the downloaded file is zero bytes.

Like I say, this only started a few hours ago, so I don't think my ISP (which has no P2P throttling or the like) or security software is blocking the files. I've tried about a dozen different BitTorrent sites, too.

Torrents that I had already downloaded are currently working away in uTorrent, I just can't get any new .torrent files.

Very weird. Any ideas?

Try getting a torrent file from someone via MSN. That is an extremely strange problem. Sorry I can't help.

did you restart your computer? i know its probably the first thing you thought of, but sometimes the simplest solutions slip the mind

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Oh for fuck's sake, I rebooted and it fixed it haha. Cheers TD

I'm still confused as to how it affected two PCs at the same time, though. Oh well, who gives a flying fuck about that now? I can download MIDGET BEHEADINGS AGAIN!

midget pr0n is betturz.

I finish in like 5 seconds to that stuff.

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how is everyone today?

am off work on monday & tuesday something to with easter & some dude being hung & walking again! lol

taking tonight off from my studies to faff about online & will be studying weekend & monday & get assignment sent off monday night & can relax tuesday

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You're young, you'll get to a stage when midget porn just doesn't do it for you anymore, then decapitation-inspired wanks will be your only source of stimulus.

Bunny, at long last reveal why you insist on visiting people's homes at this time of the year and leaving chocolate eggs in the night. TELL ME

Not guilty paddy i'd be going around eating the chocolate eggs!! not delivering lol

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