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Old 2002-12-27, 03:04
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Hell, that might be an expensive hobby to get into! That Black Lotus Card looks really great though...
 
Old 2002-12-27, 03:07
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$3 a pack, for newer cards, 15 in a pack...well, booster packs.
Starter decks are $10 a piece, with 60 cards...and they contain lands, which you need to cast spells.

It's a pretty complex game, and yeah, it can end up being kinda expensive, and it's fucking addicting...I've been playing since 5th grade...I think that's about 8 years now...damn I'm old
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Old 2002-12-27, 03:14
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That's pretty scarey... 8 years. Oh well - just as long as if you enjoy playing it. Naw, that'd make you around 17-19 years old .. thats not TOO old.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 03:16
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I'll be 19 on January 18th. Like I said, it's an addicting and very fun game...
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Old 2002-12-27, 03:19
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Ill have to check it out... Im tired of my dad beating me at chess. He needs to find something else to beat me at.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 04:34
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i used to play magic too, then i got so confused by them adding new rules and all, so i started playing star wars cards. i stopped that too
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Old 2002-12-27, 10:04
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Magic, I remember all the geeky kids at my school did it... I played it once, ok, the cards are pretty cool and shit but I just can't get hooked on a freakin card game

I knew some guys who really bought alot of those cards and had matches together every weekend.. pretty scary hehe..

I'll stick to metal and beer in the weekends though, no cards for me
 
Old 2002-12-27, 13:52
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I'll stick to metal and beer in the weekends though, no cards for me


yeah its the best thing to do
 
Old 2002-12-27, 15:31
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i remember magic, that game was the coolest back in like fourth grade, i still have like 500 cards in my room
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Old 2002-12-27, 17:37
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yeah funny enough all the geeky kids in my school play them..and they eventually get stolen by the townies and ripped up
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Old 2002-12-27, 19:34
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I knew some guys who really bought alot of those cards and had matches together every weekend.. pretty scary hehe..

I'll stick to metal and beer in the weekends though, no cards for me


Well I'll be doing all three this weekend
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Old 2002-12-27, 19:37
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Well most things can easily be combined with beer..

chicks+beer = fun
metal+beer = fun
whores+beer= fun

etc...

I never experienced metal, magic and beer at the same time. I feel like I'm missing out on something LOL
 
Old 2002-12-27, 19:50
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Haha, give it a try sometime dude
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Old 2002-12-27, 21:00
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Old 2002-12-27, 21:01
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Is that Scott Stapp getting rammed by Richard Simmons???
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Old 2002-12-27, 21:12
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That's odd. Are you saying thats what happens when you mix magic, beer, and chicks together?
 
Old 2002-12-27, 21:42
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Is that Scott Stapp getting rammed by Richard Simmons???



Yep. It's Stapp's head on some other dude's body, but damn if just ain't somethin you'd love to see happen.


Nothin quite like a good anal fisting from Richard Simmons.
 
Old 2002-12-27, 21:54
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Old 2002-12-28, 00:23
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seems theres a new chick here: megadethbabe
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Old 2002-12-28, 00:26
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seems theres a new chick here: megadethbabe


At first I thought you were going to say the new chick was you!!
 
Old 2002-12-28, 00:47
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He doesn't have to say it.


I give her 2 days. It'd be nice to have a little legitimate diversity on the forums though, the females that post now(is it 1, or 2?)are pretty absent-minded and aren't exactly great representatives for their gender.

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Old 2002-12-28, 00:57
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Maybe listening to metal has dumbed us down. Haha. Yeah - Im just brillient in class but my social skills suck. Mrweijia could make ten friends faster than me... or so I believe.

Also if you look there isn't many female guitarists and bassists, even in my school. Most of the girls like horses, so if a guitar was a horse - lots of girls would be playing guitar.

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Old 2002-12-28, 01:07
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Mrweijia could make ten friends faster than me... or so I believe.


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Old 2002-12-28, 01:13
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Sad to see someone is thinking like that.
 
Old 2002-12-28, 04:31
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At first I thought you were going to say the new chick was you!!



hahaha, you wish!
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Old 2002-12-28, 04:32
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Maybe listening to metal has dumbed us down. Haha. Yeah - Im just brillient in class but my social skills suck. Mrweijia could make ten friends faster than me... or so I believe.

Also if you look there isn't many female guitarists and bassists, even in my school. Most of the girls like horses, so if a guitar was a horse - lots of girls would be playing guitar.



oh boy, you social outcast. just try harder. there are alot of female guitarists at my school, well a couple, but they all play punk-type chord things
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By the way, where the hell have you been Katham?


I've been quite busy these days...
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Old 2002-12-28, 09:15
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Hey, Sane, how're you?
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Old 2002-12-28, 09:25
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Yes...

I remember now what's RTT... heheehe
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Old 2002-12-28, 13:30
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Maybe listening to metal has dumbed us down. Haha. Yeah - Im just brillient in class but my social skills suck. Mrweijia could make ten friends faster than me... or so I believe.

Also if you look there isn't many female guitarists and bassists, even in my school. Most of the girls like horses, so if a guitar was a horse - lots of girls would be playing guitar.


Man, you're the same as me, my social skills are really, really bad....

I get in trouble easily, arrested even

but uhm, when it comes to chicks, heh, I still can get my skills in line
horses are loved by girls cuz 90% of them cums when they ride horses.

sick huh.

lots of girls over here play guitar, but most of them are ugly, however, there are exceptions, those exceptions, they are hunted by me.
 
Old 2002-12-28, 13:41
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Single, pissed off and dangerous. Yourself?
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Old 2002-12-28, 15:51
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Not so fine...

I had enought of love...
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Old 2002-12-28, 19:50
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-12-28, 19:51
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-28, 20:08
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i got a sword for christmas. called the sword of light or
something weird like that. my sister got it for me, she's cool now.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-12-28, 20:15
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That's different...is it a show model, or is actually sharp?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-28, 20:26
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it's definately for show.
she didn't want me to be the kinda dude who
goes outside and starts banging trees with it.

funny how they call it "factory sharp" , bullshit.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-12-28, 20:44
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Well, factory sharp means that it's supposed to have the look, but it's not meant for any actual use...
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-28, 22:53
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If you hit someone with it really hard I'm sure you could get the job done.
 
Old 2002-12-29, 02:44
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I dont think anyone wants to hurt weijia. Maybe some sick individual with no morals, like slayme, does, but not most people dont want to hurt him. Because, if you hit him in the head, he'd actually become more of a stupid cunt. No one wants that. Because, no matter how stupid he may become, no one is too stupid to go on the internet. The man who transcribed the Fantomas songs is proof of that. Therefore: do not hit weijia on the head.
 
Old 2002-12-29, 05:37
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I would enjoy smashing weijia's skull. I'm getting aroused by the thought.
 
Old 2002-12-29, 10:34
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I would like to have it on video tape *def grabs his camcorder*
 
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hahaha, me too, get me a copy..
 
Old 2002-12-29, 19:16
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Hmm, maybe I missed something...are you guys gonna videotape weijia's beating, or slayme's arousal because of it?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-29, 19:39
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Definetely the beating...wouldnt mind getting a copy of the arousal as well..HAHAHA
 
Old 2002-12-29, 20:37
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Definetely the beating...wouldnt mind getting a copy of the arousal as well..HAHAHA


I'd suggest that you might want to keep all forks away while watching the arousalment of slayme... 'cause you might just want to stab out your eyes and have them fed to the fishes - which later on you might regret. Unless, you like watching men getting boners or like poking out eyes. Eh.

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Old 2002-12-29, 20:53
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I would enjoy smashing weijia's skull. I'm getting aroused by the thought.

no, your mistaking that arousal for the fact that you crave mrweijas ass.
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Old 2002-12-29, 21:14
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I love deleting posts of whiny, trash talking little girls. Since metalchick seems to only frequent the chit chat board, I'm in luck.
 
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no, your mistaking that arousal for the fact that you crave mrweijas ass.


i'm craving your ass
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Old 2002-12-30, 01:08
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I love deleting posts of whiny, trash talking little girls. Since metalchick seems to only frequent the chit chat board, I'm in luck.


Gotta love it
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-30, 03:58
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Shut up, weijia. Dont go lusting after little girls pretending to be grown up over the internet. It's beneath you. Actually, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. Nevermind.
 
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Old 2002-12-30, 17:21
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I was going to say to leave weijia alone 'cause couldn't you see how hard he was trying not to die as a virgin? ha.
 
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Ok, here's a catch...

How was clapping invited?
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Old 2002-12-30, 18:36
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No, I dont know how clapping was invented. Im guessing that maybe it was something regilious?

Or the great people of olden days wanted to show a sign of graditude to the great works that people did that back then - and instead of flashing boobs, they decided to make noise. I still don't know.

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I was going to say to leave weijia alone 'cause couldn't you see how hard he was trying not to die as a virgin? ha.



the guy that cant make friends is telling me this?
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the guy that cant make friends is telling me this?


LOL, look who's talking,

shut the FUCK up weijia
 
Old 2002-12-30, 21:05
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the guy that cant make friends is telling me this?

Indeed. But I must correct you and say that I have two friends of seven years. So obiviously somewhere I befriended two people and made two friends - that was it. And no, they aren't molesters, or prison lesbians. I only said that my social skills were bad.

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Old 2002-12-30, 21:38
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What's wrong with prison lesbians?
 
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Old 2002-12-30, 21:53
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Nothing is wrong. Usually in prison - since it's same sex, sometimes both men and women will seek 'affection' and while they are in prison they will become what we know as gay or lesbian, although it may not be periment. Prison gays will sometimes 'rape' new members. I was just stating that I wasn't 'raped' into a friendship. Damn it.
 
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i hate gays, they're so, so....so fruity.

check that, MOST are....
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


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Old 2002-12-30, 23:15
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i hate gays, they're so, so....so fruity.

check that, MOST are....


How open-minded of you to say that.
 
Old 2002-12-30, 23:21
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Nothing is wrong. Usually in prison - since it's same sex, sometimes both men and women will seek 'affection' and while they are in prison they will become what we know as gay or lesbian, although it may not be periment. Prison gays will sometimes 'rape' new members. I was just stating that I wasn't 'raped' into a friendship. Damn it.


if you're afraid of being raped by a prison LESBIAN, then does that make you a woman?
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Old 2002-12-30, 23:30
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Yeah. It does, and I am a woman/girl/chick/dudette/gal/female. I've been a female since birth.
 
Old 2002-12-31, 02:28
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........................oh


well thats one more
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Old 2002-12-31, 02:29
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Old 2002-12-31, 02:36
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Mrweijia could make ten friends faster than me... or so I believe.




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Old 2002-12-31, 02:44
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so i went to the "fitness center" by my new apt, right? i was gonna pump my gun-skis. so i walked there, and it sucked balls, dude. it was small, dark, it had crappy equipment, and not alot of it, and worst of all IT SMELLED LIKE A FUCKING CAMEL IN THERE. like a camel with madd B.O. i was so disillusioned. i expected a fitness CENTER, not a small smelly dark room with no one in it. so my gun-skis didn't get pumped at all.
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Old 2002-12-31, 03:06
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Old 2002-12-31, 03:28
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"no more m sn, my phone number is 604 731 5668, woohoo 0 contacts!"


hahahahhahaha
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Old 2002-12-31, 04:16
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so i went to the "fitness center" by my new apt, right? i was gonna pump my gun-skis. so i walked there, and it sucked balls, dude. it was small, dark, it had crappy equipment, and not alot of it, and worst of all IT SMELLED LIKE A FUCKING CAMEL IN THERE. like a camel with madd B.O. i was so disillusioned. i expected a fitness CENTER, not a small smelly dark room with no one in it. so my gun-skis didn't get pumped at all.


shitty deal man. i got a nice Nautalis (not sure on the spelling) system in my basement. the bar alone weighs 45lbs!
 
Old 2002-12-31, 05:39
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@ slayme_ - i was implying those limp-wrist dicks. my precal teach i think is gay.
1. he's an asshole to me, only me.
2. he's over 30 and still lives with his mother.
3. walks around with his hands about chest, wrists up, and hands down.
4. he always smiles, even when he's writing on the chalk board.
5. he doesn't even look when he's on the board, he turns around, smiling
telling us in a nice way the lesson of the day.
6. i hate him. i guess that's not a reason, but what the hell.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-31, 05:43
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oh, by the way, when i work out on anything, the only thing that
happens is my boobs shrink, and my chest gets bigger. no matter
how much i kill my arms doing curls, my bicepts still are weak and
look like ping-pong balls. maybe i still havn't hit my growth spirt yet...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-31, 05:46
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That's because small excersizes like curls do not force the body to release enough of the growth hormones necessary for change. You have to do it after releasing a lot of the said chemicals by big lifts like the squat or deadlift.
 
Old 2002-12-31, 05:49
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what about treadmill bike?
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-31, 09:39
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damn you fitness obsessed americans.

now I know everything I see on Buy-TV is true.

all you guys probably have an Ab-Shaper at home and shit

ROFL
 
Old 2002-12-31, 10:08
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No, I dont know how clapping was invented. Im guessing that maybe it was something regilious?

Or the great people of olden days wanted to show a sign of graditude to the great works that people did that back then - and instead of flashing boobs, they decided to make noise. I still don't know.


Maybe, yeah...
But why did not they expressed it with screams...? (like a happy tantrum)
They're louder than claps, I think.
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Old 2002-12-31, 15:49
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damn you fitness obsessed americans.

now I know everything I see on Buy-TV is true.

all you guys probably have an Ab-Shaper at home and shit

ROFL


no, i only wieght train. i am probably one of the most un-fit men on the planet even though i can curl 125lbs
 
Old 2002-12-31, 16:46
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Old 2002-12-31, 16:48
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no, i only wieght train. i am probably one of the most un-fit men on the planet even though i can curl 125lbs



whoaaaaaaaaa!! with one arm????
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Old 2002-12-31, 18:16
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I love deleting posts of whiny, trash talking little girls. Since metalchick seems to only frequent the chit chat board, I'm in luck.

im only here to piss you off.
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Sweetheart, you can't piss me off. I hold the fuckin cards here, all you have is a vagina and a bad attitude.
 
Old 2002-12-31, 18:31
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So, what's wrong with girls with bad attitudes and tight vagina's?
 
Old 2002-12-31, 19:04
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Old 2002-12-31, 19:34
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Haha, last night was a good preparation for tonight, except my mom yelled at me because my friend puked on himself and passed out in front of the toilet
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Old 2002-12-31, 19:50
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LOL, that sounded like good fun, I'm only 2 hours away from new year now, and I'm just sitting here, drinkin, gotta go now though cuz I'm missing out on the fun/drinks/chemicals.

haappppy new year everybody and fuck yourself up BADLY!!!
 
Old 2002-12-31, 19:51
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Oh, you're one of those that plans on making it til midnight

Have a good one man!
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Old 2002-12-31, 19:54
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LOL yeah, thanks man, I'm gonna make midnight man, I had 6 heinekens over here and it's only 22:00 so I bet I'll have a serious headache the next couple of days, as long as I don't get into a coma of have a bad trip, I'm gonna be ok

take care guys, LOL, but have fun!

happy new year!!!!
 
Old 2002-12-31, 22:50
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Some useless information, but the federal prison in CO, the inmates had their ketchup taken away from them because they were making wine out of it. Happy new year's nutsacks! Although I have quite aways to go.. its only around 5pm.
 
Old 2002-12-31, 23:43
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MDAN MNAH

HAHYFPY FFJE JEAH!!!!111eda
 
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Old 2003-01-01, 17:00
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well, so do you.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2003-01-01, 20:19
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Old 2003-01-01, 20:20
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2003-01-01, 20:23
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nothing man.
how about you?
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