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Old 2009-03-11, 23:58
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I'm back from Myrtle Beach, did I miss anything?


Holy shit, right on my street...Have fun? Can't stand it my self.
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Old 2009-03-12, 00:40
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Holy shit, right on my street...Have fun? Can't stand it my self.
Shit, I forgot you lived there.

It was okay. The water was too cold and so was the wind. Spent most of the time getting drunk in the hotel (we stayed in the Caribbean beside the beach). My bud Joe and I was hoping to get some ladies to join us but no luck since there was barely anyone on the beach. It was confusing considering it was spring break.
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Old 2009-03-12, 01:10
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Shit, I forgot you lived there.

It was okay. The water was too cold and so was the wind. Spent most of the time getting drunk in the hotel (we stayed in the Caribbean beside the beach). My bud Joe and I was hoping to get some ladies to join us but no luck since there was barely anyone on the beach. It was confusing considering it was spring break.


Spring break for most schools here didn't happen until this week, the other half want go until next week, and the rest take it (tech schools, high schools) like the first week of April. You want see a lot of people take spring break at the beach from other states because as you stated "Too cold and the wind". Did you hit up any of the clubs? Titty bars? Maybe your bad luck came if you just tried to find them on the beach.

Lol how did you like your stay at the Caribbean?
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Old 2009-03-12, 01:13
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Old 2009-03-12, 01:43
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Spring break for most schools here didn't happen until this week, the other half want go until next week, and the rest take it (tech schools, high schools) like the first week of April. You want see a lot of people take spring break at the beach from other states because as you stated "Too cold and the wind". Did you hit up any of the clubs? Titty bars? Maybe your bad luck came if you just tried to find them on the beach.

Lol how did you like your stay at the Caribbean?
We wanted to go to some strip clubs but my friend is 20 so it was a no go. While I was taking pictures from the balcony these 2 fine ass chicks yelled and jumped for us to join them but we couldn't find them when we got down to the beach haha. I was sneaky and managed to take their picture while they were trying to get our attention.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...or/100_0123.jpg

Oh and the Caribbean isn't as nice inside as it is outside haha.
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Old 2009-03-12, 01:52
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We wanted to go to some strip clubs but my friend is 20 so it was a no go. While I was taking pictures from the balcony these 2 fine ass chicks yelled and jumped for us to join them but we couldn't find them when we got down to the beach haha. I was sneaky and managed to take their picture while they were trying to get our attention.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...or/100_0123.jpg

Oh and the Caribbean isn't as nice inside as it is outside haha.


Chicks are decent looking young though...Lol thats why i was laughing about you staying there place looks awesome on the outside and well inside its not too cool...

Man basically you came down way too early next time hit me up when you guys decide to make a trip here I'll tell you when the best time is to come( an exact date) when the place will be loaded...usually falls around next month too. So what way did you guys take here? See the great South of the Boarder amusement park and stores?
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Old 2009-03-12, 01:59
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There was mostly old people there haha. There was a handful of hot chicks but they were with their boyfriends (all seemed like douchey frat boys).

I'll definitely hit you next time we go. I might be going back around summer, I'm not sure.
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Old 2009-03-12, 02:04
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There was mostly old people there haha. There was a handful of hot chicks but they were with their boyfriends (all seemed like douchey frat boys).

I'll definitely hit you next time we go. I might be going back around summer, I'm not sure.


4th of July its packed. Some beaches on down from Myrtle are cool...just have to find the places to chill out at.
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Old 2009-03-12, 06:21
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We wanted to go to some strip clubs but my friend is 20 so it was a no go. While I was taking pictures from the balcony these 2 fine ass chicks yelled and jumped for us to join them but we couldn't find them when we got down to the beach haha. I was sneaky and managed to take their picture while they were trying to get our attention.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...or/100_0123.jpg

Oh and the Caribbean isn't as nice inside as it is outside haha.


what? I went to a strip club when I was 18
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Old 2009-03-12, 06:27
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Myrtle Beach is like that. I don't know if they changed it since I discovered this but you have to be 21 to get a tattoo there.
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Old 2009-03-12, 08:43
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I just found a porno of a girl that goes to my school

It's going to be very strange next time I see her...
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Old 2009-03-12, 09:10
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LINK/SCAN/UPLOAD THAT SHIT
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Old 2009-03-12, 10:14
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I just found a porno of a girl that goes to my school

It's going to be very strange next time I see her...

Links NOW!!
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Old 2009-03-12, 11:51
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I just found a porno of a girl that goes to my school

It's going to be very strange next time I see her...
She's at school? How old is she? I need to know if this erection is sending me to hell or not.
 
Old 2009-03-12, 12:35
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LINK/SCAN/UPLOAD THAT SHIT



YAI MAN!
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Old 2009-03-12, 12:36
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At 18-19 you shouldn't let your mom hold onto your insurance card. This is just one reason why.

That's strange. I once got treated for a yeast infection by a doctor who looked like a bald Chris wearing Groucho Marx glasses. Come to think of it, he just probed around a bit without prescribing anything. And he paid me. He left the money on the dresser. It was a weird doctor's visit. But at least he was willing to do a house call.


I don't even have Groucho glasses anymore, so I don't know what you're driving at.

Dr. Fuego makes house calls because he CARES.
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Old 2009-03-12, 15:37
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She's at school? How old is she? I need to know if this erection is sending me to hell or not.


Age: Legal

Awesome Megan
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Old 2009-03-12, 18:24
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Age: Legal

Awesome Megan



Now take that link and e-mail it to her father! lolololol.
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Old 2009-03-12, 18:46
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YEAH BLACKMAIL HER



Me and BB should get 20% each of the profit's though.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Old 2009-03-12, 19:15
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YEAH BLACKMAIL HER

Me and BB should get 20% each of the profit's though.
I pretended to give a shit about her age, isn't that worth 5 or 6%?
 
Old 2009-03-12, 19:23
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lol dump
 
Old 2009-03-12, 21:05
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haha I came within just a few feet of her today (no pun intended), and I'm definitely going to say hey next time I see her

I need to make as many conspicuous innuendos as I can. She's plays the flute.

"Hey you can really handle that thing well."

"I saw your performance last night, it was terrific."

"Are you planning to become a professional?"

"It looks like you're really good at handling large things in your mouth."

"I watched a porno with you in it and masturb-- wait, that came out wrong, sorry."
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-12, 21:36
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Now take that link and e-mail it to her father! lolololol.

HAH! Do it!!!

Or at least spread it around the school.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-12, 21:41
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You go to school with her? She looks like she's at least 25 to me.
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Old 2009-03-12, 21:53
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haha I came within just a few feet of her today (no pun intended), and I'm definitely going to say hey next time I see her

I need to make as many conspicuous innuendos as I can. She's plays the flute.

"Hey you can really handle that thing well."

"I saw your performance last night, it was terrific."

"Are you planning to become a professional?"

"It looks like you're really good at handling large things in your mouth."

"I watched a porno with you in it and masturb-- wait, that came out wrong, sorry."

lmfao!!

Awesome situation man, I wish I wan in it, ahahaha.
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Old 2009-03-12, 21:58
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Ya lolz gais, spr43d it all round school and totlaly make funs of her for doing it

tht way shell never trust mens to makke prons with here again lolzolzolz witch is so lulz to us cause we cant get lade and hait woman

make that biches life miserible fuck her she shouldnt be doing any prons even tho i desparately wish she or anyone with a vaginer would make one with me
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Old 2009-03-12, 22:09
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Sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to agree with Chris on this one. I'm not one to act like a little bitch and spread her picture around the school

I'm just gonna keep it to the privacy of my dorm room

I hope I grow balls and talk to her at the next party. But seriously it's gonna be hard to avoid freudian slips: "So you play flute? Yea I suck on flutes, damnit, I suck AT flutes, you don't suck on anything I'm not implying that shit fuck sorry."
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-03-12, 22:58
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haha I came within just a few feet of her today (no pun intended), and I'm definitely going to say hey next time I see her

I need to make as many conspicuous innuendos as I can. She's plays the flute.

"Hey you can really handle that thing well."

"I saw your performance last night, it was terrific."

"Are you planning to become a professional?"

"It looks like you're really good at handling large things in your mouth."

"I watched a porno with you in it and masturb-- wait, that came out wrong, sorry."
Genius hahaha
 
Old 2009-03-13, 04:31
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TELL HER THAT SHE'S A WHORE. LOL.
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Old 2009-03-13, 04:36
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TELL HER THAT SHE'S A WHORE. LOL.

And that Jesus was crying.
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Old 2009-03-13, 13:13
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"Cum on me AHHHH AHH CUM ON ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Slut. She looks like 25 and is still in school? And the guy...a teacher?
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Old 2009-03-13, 13:14
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TELL HER THAT SHE'S A WHORE. LOL.
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And that Jesus was crying.
LOL!!

Something tells me that if you're starring in pornos you're generally not too worried about your reputation. Especially when you're at school - that's pretty much your biggest demographic!
 
Old 2009-03-13, 14:12
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Shit if I were you, don't say shit...kind of childish if you're gonna try to fuck with her about it.
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Old 2009-03-13, 15:00
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Shit if I were you, don't say shit...kind of childish if you're gonna try to fuck with her about it.


I agree. He could tell her "You suck dick like an ace" very nonchalant though.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2009-03-13, 15:24
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Slut. She looks like 25 and is still in school? And the guy...a teacher?


I don't think many people would earn a doctrine before age 25.
 
Old 2009-03-13, 15:40
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She did state that she was 19 at the very beginning of that video...
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Old 2009-03-13, 18:41
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Ahhh come on! You know I didn`t meant it so!
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Sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to agree with Chris on this one. I'm not one to act like a little bitch and spread her picture around the school

I'm just gonna keep it to the privacy of my dorm room

That's no fun
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-13, 19:21
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tht way shell never trust mens to makke prons with here again lolzolzolz


Who the fuck cares. As if theres some shortage of low life whores

Shes a disgusting piece of trash that deserves no respect or privacy in her decision to be a fucking immoral slut.
 
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Old 2009-03-13, 19:29
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Shes a disgusting piece of trash that deserves no respect or privacy in her decision to be a fucking immoral slut.


Oh so she can't do what the fuck she wants?
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Old 2009-03-13, 19:37
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Shes a disgusting piece of trash that deserves no respect or privacy in her decision to be a fucking immoral slut.
...he says as he cracks one off.
 
Old 2009-03-13, 19:49
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Oh so she can't do what the fuck she wants?


Who said she cant do it? You got a problem with my opinion in the matter? too bad.


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...he says as he cracks one off.


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...he says as he cracks one off.


haha.

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Touché...touché.

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Now I would never date a pornstar or a stripper, but I believe everybody has their place in society.
Ignoring the obvious health concerns, I'd have a serious problem with watching or being aware of other guys having sex with someone I was in a relationship with, regardless of the fact that she'd undoubtedly feel nothing for them. So yeah, god love 'em and what they do for us as a society, but I think I'll stick to rubbin' one off by myself for the time being

Not that I'm beating off hoards of pornstars with a big stick or anything
 
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haha.

Now I would never date a pornstar or a stripper, but I believe everybody has their place in society.

But it's amazing how their place in society is the same place as maids and housekeepers; on their knees, getting down and dirty. Yet pornstars get paid more. Doesn't seem fair to me.
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A bit sexually deprived are we? LOL!!!

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hahaha fuck that takes me back to the elementary schoolyard

either way thats def one of the better amature scenes ive seen
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Old 2009-03-13, 22:08
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A bit sexually deprived are we? LOL!!!

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That should be his avatar. Seriously, it's all anyone around here sees whenever he posts. Tell him you don't like one of his favorite, shitty bands and it's an automatic bitch fest.

If even Requiem is less whiny than you, it's definitely time to get laid.
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Old 2009-03-13, 22:15
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That should be his avatar. Seriously, it's all anyone around here sees whenever he posts. Tell him you don't like one of his favorite, shitty bands and it's an automatic bitch fest.

If even Requiem is less whiny than you, it's definitely time to get laid.

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Old 2009-03-13, 22:27
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Old 2009-03-13, 22:30
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what would you change his avatar to?

btw reguim what is your avatar
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Old 2009-03-13, 23:07
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On the topic of porn, here's an interesting British-made documentary about the industry in the U.S by Louis Theroux. It's part of his "Weird Weekends" series from 1998:

http://www.veoh.com/collection/loui...v272773PcfMgSBn

The guy's a genius, you should definitely check out his other material (it's available on various streaming video websites; just search Google Video).

Louis' cameo as a sheriff in a gay porno is fucking hilarious. I read his book, and apparently the porno he was in turned up at his local video store in England haha.
 
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Shes a disgusting piece of trash that deserves no respect or privacy in her decision to be a fucking immoral slut.


She's no less of a human than anyone. Being a total cum-dripping shlong vacumm doesn't mean you can't accomplish great things. For instance, consider these 5 Whores Who Changed The Course of History

Now whens the last time you altered the course of history?

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Old 2009-03-14, 04:41
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Now whens the last time you altered the course of history?

Doing something horrible to alter the course of history, doesn't exactly qualify as something respectful.

and... why is anyone arguing with me on this. you want to defend the fucking pathetic life of a stupid, filthy porn star? do you really want to do this? or is it just the fact that its your loathed timedragon, and you simply must disagree with him. real convincing argument.
 
Old 2009-03-14, 05:26
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Doing something horrible to alter the course of history, doesn't exactly qualify as something respectful.

and... why is anyone arguing with me on this. you want to defend the fucking pathetic life of a stupid, filthy porn star? do you really want to do this? or is it just the fact that its your loathed timedragon, and you simply must disagree with him. real convincing argument.


Actually, it has much more to do with the forcefulness and completely unfounded conviction of your utterly deplorable argument. The fact that you harbor hostile, sexist ideals literally identical to those of the average serial killer is disturbing, but wouldn't bother me so much if you weren't so insistent that others here should accept and share your completely revolting sociopathy.

So, again, why don't you go out and try to get yourself laid. 15-20 years from now, 13 hookers will be still be alive because of it. Heck, 4 of those 13 will manage to turn their lives around, contribute to society, and raise healthy families. Don't get laid for you... get laid so those 9 kids can have a good mother someday. If that doesn't appeal to you, do it so you don't have to toss Aryan Brotherhood salad in the federal pen. Seriously, they'd have you on a steady diet of maple syrup and dingleberries in about 4 days.
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Old 2009-03-14, 05:42
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why don't you go out and try to get yourself laid

Why dont you first realize that i dont need to even try to get laid. im in a serious relationship. but i wouldn't expect you to know this because i dont talk about it on here. So how about you stop suggesting bullshit that you have no idea as to what you're talking about.
 
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Shes a disgusting piece of trash that deserves no respect or privacy in her decision to be a fucking immoral slut.


...so what, people do strange shit for money all the time, don't talk shit unless you're in their shoes.
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Old 2009-03-14, 05:55
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worst reasoning ever.


You're completely a bitch you know that?
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Why dont you first realize that i dont need to even try to get laid. im in a serious relationship. but i wouldn't expect you to know this because i dont talk about it on here. So how about you stop suggesting bullshit that you have no idea as to what you're talking about.


That's cool. Most serial killers are, after all, married or in a serious relationship. I bet that means they don't hate women after all. Thanks for setting me straight.

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my argument would have been that just because youre in a serious relationship doesnt mean you're getting laid, but i'm not getting involved
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I think 90% of women are stupid whores with lizard brains. I still am polite though, and strippers are fun.

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my argument would have been that just because youre in a serious relationship doesnt mean you're getting laid, but i'm not getting involved

Yeah, its better to not get involved with things you know nothing about.
 
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Yeah but with that attitude you'll never get laid. Pull yourself together man!


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I think 90% of women are stupid whores with lizard brains. I still am polite though, and strippers are fun.

here comes the flames

No flames, that's pretty accurate. Most of them are pretty fucking dumb. If they were all smart, they wouldn't let you fuck em and there probably wouldn't be any strippers Coke and strippers, seriously what gets better than that?
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no, mainly because it'd be too hard to type a solid, well-written argument with only one hand

oh so if you had two hands right now, you could tell me all about my life? how fortunate for you that you simply just cant type it, but do in fact know all about my situation. you should have stuck with your gut-feeling.

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If they were all smart, they wouldn't let you fuck em and there probably wouldn't be any strippers Coke and strippers, seriously what gets better than that?

And with that attitude, you'll get various STDs. But its ok because i assume that while you sit there drinking coca-cola and watch porn, you arnt actually involved in drugs and whores.
 
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Oh noes every single stripper out there has an STD


thats because every stripper has sex with everyone and anyone who is willing. duh.
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Oh noes every single stripper out there has an STD

oh hey, thanks for joining in against me. that makes 8 guys that are arguing in favor of sluts/pornstars/hookers/strippers solely for the sake of arguing against 1 guy that disapproves of them.

1 year ago, a man in a strip joint here got herpes on his face, from a stripper in the club. now, since guys that visit these clubs are not exclusive to one dancer for the span of their weekly visits, the number of them that have STDs isnt really as important as the number of multiple dancers a man will encounter.

Now does anyone else wish to join in and argue the for glory of prostitution and pornography, against me? i certainly dont have a problem arguing against it, so go right ahead.
 
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I'm not against anyone. However you seem over-zealous when it comes to your stance on strippers/porn/whatever


edit: and didn't you start this argument in the first place?
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1 year ago, a man in a strip joint here got herpes on his face, from a stripper in the club.


omg! a cold sore!
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1 year ago, a man in a strip joint here got herpes on his face, from a stripper in the club. now, since guys that visit these clubs are not exclusive to one dancer for the span of their weekly visits, the number of them that have STDs isnt really as important as the number of multiple dancers a man will encounter.

What kind of retard is he for putting his face on any part of her? Serves him right for that. You wrap your cock before she touches it, what makes you think it's ok to kiss/tongue-fuck her?

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And with that attitude, you'll get various STDs. But its ok because i assume that while you sit there drinking coca-cola and watch porn, you arnt actually involved in drugs and whores.

Only for bachelor parties, new years and when we work overtime and have $2,000 checks in our hands You're really paranoid or something. I think you took what your high school health teacher told you too literally. Do you still believe smoking pot will kill you too?
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I'm not against anyone. However you seem over-zealous when it comes to your stance on strippers/porn/whatever

Dude, i have 8 members arguing with me about it (or 7 if you just dropped out). its going to look obnoxious. Most people argue with me because they just want to argue with me. Usually, the topic doesn't even matter. A member i'll let remain nameless, once argued against me in favor of men that mutilate their dicks, simply because he didn't think i should have a problem with it. Well i dont think anyone should have a problem with me having a problem with guys that destroy their dicks, and make it totally useless thereafter.

If anyone wants to stop defending porn and sluts, then i'll stop posting about my distaste for it. To respond, there must first be a post to respond to. And im going to reply when someone says something to me. Not my fault that a growing number of members are fighting me on it.

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Do you still believe smoking pot will kill you too?

I smoke it. But i havn't had any in weeks.
 
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51 °F. Overcast.

And considering that i have a hangover and am not going anywhere, i'll remain inside.

Oh, and you forgot to tell me why pornstars deserve respect.
 
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In this case, she doesn't. She's planning on making another film in Europe really soon. She's a total slut.

However, she deserves enough respect to not be completely humiliated at school. BUT, she may actually enjoy this... porntars are hard to read, man.
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However, she deserves enough respect to not be completely humiliated at school.

i would have. but lucky her to have a sympathetic schoolmate to be the one that came across her video. well, sympathetic after being made fun of.

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Old 2009-03-14, 21:24
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i would have. but lucky her to have a sympathetic schoolmate to be the one that came across her video. well, sympathetic after being made fun of.


Really stop posing for the internet....
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Old 2009-03-14, 21:33
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Cops were out last night...went through two damn road blocks, lost, and in the ghetto. One threatened to bring a drug dog out on me...The blacks must catch hell in their little ghetto suburbs...Told the cop I was lost when he asked for my license and I was from out of county, when he asked what i was doing over there so far away at 1 in the morning i said " Seeing a girl", (which was the truth) and fit well with the condom wrapper that fell out my wallet while retrieving my license lol...
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Old 2009-03-14, 22:24
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LOL, timedragon Vs. metaltabs. No one state your opinion on here or you will be punished and flamed in paragraph form by the Official League of MetalTabs Douchebags.

Pornstars deserve respect for the amount of sex they go through. Sex is very painful, but I don't expect any of you to know that. Requiem spent 2 weeks in the hospital after he lost his virginity.
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Old 2009-03-14, 23:11
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Really stop posing for the internet....

Because its VERY hard to expose a porn star in your own school. Its especially hard if you despise them.

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Cops were out last night...went through two damn road blocks, lost, and in the ghetto. One threatened to bring a drug dog out on me...The blacks must catch hell in their little ghetto suburbs...Told the cop I was lost when he asked for my license and I was from out of county, when he asked what i was doing over there so far away at 1 in the morning i said " Seeing a girl", (which was the truth) and fit well with the condom wrapper that fell out my wallet while retrieving my license lol...


Really stop posing for the internet....
 
Old 2009-03-14, 23:37
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LOL, timedragon Vs. metaltabs. No one state your opinion on here or you will be punished and flamed in paragraph form by the Official League of MetalTabs Douchebags.

He makes it waaaaaay too easy. Kinda like when reqtum told us he had sex. He gave us tons of material for that one.
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Old 2009-03-14, 23:54
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He makes it waaaaaay too easy. Kinda like when reqtum told us he had sex. He gave us tons of material for that one.

Its easy because its a group against one. some people would call that cowardice. Also... HELLO, you're a mod, and you have other mods on your side. think about it.

Its all good though, it was funny seeing you jackasses defend porn stars, due to the fact that i was bashing them.
 
Old 2009-03-15, 01:42
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Damn, TimeDragon, I wasn't even bashing you and you still bashed me

No insults coming from me, though, this case is totally too chaotic right now.
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I think Timedragon came on strong about his opinion, and I also think there were a shitload of bad arguments presented to bash him for his opinion. Getting laid is not a determining factor in whether or not you will be a serial killer, nor does it determine much of anything else important.

Pornstars are human beings and deserve a certain amount of respect as a human being, just like any one else in society, but you can't really fault some one in for finding what they do a little disreputable.

As long as everyone can respectfully agree to disagree, then everything is copacetic.

OOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr we could all be whiny faggots who argue our opinions for 10 pages with a huge lack of fair content, a huge load of personal attacks, AND one small red target.

That said, I'm watching her video.
 
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Old 2009-03-15, 01:48
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One threatened to bring a drug dog out on me...The blacks must catch hell in their little ghetto suburbs...


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Old 2009-03-15, 03:13
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