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Old 2008-09-18, 19:20
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Haha, I may be getting a job at a shipyard in Panama City.
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Old 2008-09-18, 20:50
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ah nice doing what?
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Old 2008-09-18, 21:06
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fuck HR work, get a mans job and work in a shipyard UNIONIZE BABY


It ain't no man's work if it ain't got log carrying through snow muddled swamps somewhere in it.
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Old 2008-09-18, 21:32
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ah nice doing what?
Probably general labor starting out at 10 bucks an hour or I could take a 6 week training course in welding (whilst getting paid for it) and be paid 18 bucks an hour. 10 hour shifts (4 am - 2 pm) with Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays off.
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Old 2008-09-18, 21:54
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It ain't no man's work if it ain't got log carrying through snow muddled swamps somewhere in it.

well we dont go through swamps, but thats an average winter around here when more firewood is needed



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or I could take a 6 week training course in welding (whilst getting paid for it) and be paid 18 bucks an hour. 10 hour shifts (4 am - 2 pm) with Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays off.

dude go that route, im doing the apprentice program here at the BIW shipyard (building navy destroyers) and i think MTM is in an apprentice prog. too as a pipefitter.
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Old 2008-09-18, 22:35
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dude go that route, im doing the apprentice program here at the BIW shipyard (building navy destroyers) and i think MTM is in an apprentice prog. too as a pipefitter.
Yeah, I'd be a fool not to go that route haha.
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Old 2008-09-18, 23:40
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Probably general labor starting out at 10 bucks an hour or I could take a 6 week training course in welding (whilst getting paid for it) and be paid 18 bucks an hour. 10 hour shifts (4 am - 2 pm) with Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays off.

That sounds like a great opportunity man, I'd definitely go for that if I were you.
Congrats
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-19, 02:01
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are you dead yet had a few good songs but it mostly sucked.


Agreed. I don't think it was utter shit, like most are calling it.
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Old 2008-09-19, 06:22
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Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality - sex with dead, gay, frozen, african american, baby animals

Just thought i would throw that out there.
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-09-19, 08:25
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Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality - sex with dead, gay, frozen, african american, baby animals

Just thought i would throw that out there.

Is that even a real term??

Edit : After googling it, I now know that it's an Urban Dictionary entry... I feel like an ass now
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-19, 16:29
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haha yeah, me and my friend were stoned and lookin up random things on urban dictionary and came across that and laughed about it for like 15 minutes
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-09-19, 17:45
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new Misery Index leaked.

good so far.
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The one time I go to check this thread, it mentions me getting fucked by a dude.

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Old 2008-09-19, 18:58
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That sounds like a great opportunity man, I'd definitely go for that if I were you.
Congrats
Much thanks.
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Old 2008-09-19, 23:33
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Is that even a real term??

Edit : After googling it, I now know that it's an Urban Dictionary entry... I feel like an ass now

I go to urban dictionary when Im bored... I feel like more of an ass, not doing anything on a friday evening
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Old 2008-09-20, 21:20
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Yo dudes, the fuck is up with Bob ze Metalleu!? He got a mullet, and then vanished into thin air!
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs

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Old 2008-09-21, 01:48
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Old 2008-09-22, 17:51
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i like yelling at shit!


As in "WADDAYA MEAN, "GAME OVER"!? I'LL SHOW YOU"
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs

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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2008-09-22, 21:04
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fuck HR work, get a mans job and work in a shipyard UNIONIZE BABY


I have people that do the mans job for me. That way I can save energy and do the real man's job for my girl in the evening and in the morning I don't want to be exhausted by something as overrated as work.
 
Old 2008-09-22, 21:47
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hahah
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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Old 2008-09-23, 00:06
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Yo dudes, the fuck is up with Bob ze Metalleu!? He got a mullet, and then vanished into thin air!

That's weird, but he did seem to be posting less and less.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 00:09
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-09-23, 00:47
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Totally
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-23, 00:57
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ugh
head colds suck for studying
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Old 2008-09-23, 01:25
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ugh
head colds suck for studying


what don't they suck for?
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-09-23, 02:18
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This place is slower than the vicious cum heaping sliding down Darko's left ass check.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 02:23
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I have people that do the mans job for me. That way I can save energy and do the real man's job for my girl in the evening and in the morning I don't want to be exhausted by something as overrated as work.

haha so true, it is overrated.
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Old 2008-09-23, 02:35
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what don't they suck for?


for browsing this slow forum
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Old 2008-09-23, 02:36
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what don't they suck for?

Sick days
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2008-09-23, 02:38
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im in the middle of my usual seasonal allergies. i just coughed for the first time this fall.

SO IT BEGINS!!!

since a nasty respiratory viral infection when i was a newborn my lungs have been totally susceptible. i get this whooping cough (not the disease) that shakes the whole room. sounds like an alien escaping me
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Old 2008-09-23, 02:51
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im in the middle of my usual seasonal allergies. i just coughed for the first time this fall.

SO IT BEGINS!!!

since a nasty respiratory viral infection when i was a newborn my lungs have been totally susceptible. i get this whooping cough (not the disease) that shakes the whole room. sounds like an alien escaping me

haha

anyone remember when this board used to have guitar pro contests? fuck, I'd start one but I'm not motivated enough. Maybe one of you shits are though.
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Old 2008-09-23, 03:10
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Haha, i remember those days. That was after the time when Tulvox and I tried to plan a "battle of the musicians" song. DeathCS won the guitar track for the song, someone added programmed drums, and then no one laid down bass or vocal tracks. That'd be cool if that was revived.
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 03:16
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Those were the days. I remember logging on to listen to everyone's compositions. I would never contribute a piece but my votes went out after numerous listens to each track. Maybe I should ask TheOldMan to start one.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 14:16
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And from all my once in a month/week visits I choose this day. 8D Just make a thread and copy paste the rules.

Yeah. There was another school massacre in Finland today. It hasn't even been a year since the last one. 9 people died. The shooter is still alive as far as I know, though he probably won't survive.
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Old 2008-09-23, 16:12
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haha so true, it is overrated.

Good to see you're still around. How's tricks?
 
Old 2008-09-23, 16:13
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And from all my once in a month/week visits I choose this day. 8D Just make a thread and copy paste the rules.

Yeah. There was another school massacre in Finland today. It hasn't even been a year since the last one. 9 people died. The shooter is still alive as far as I know, though he probably won't survive.

Damn... lots of sick teens in the world today. What happend to the old days when you could be brutal by pushing another guy in the mud, or slam his head through a window.
 
Old 2008-09-23, 18:13
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Any of you guys heard Jeff Loomis's solo album yet? It's freakin unbelievable.
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I don't know about you, but I deadlift because I strive to be the first human tree stump pulling machine


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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2008-09-23, 22:28
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i like yelling at shit!

I like yelling shit period!

I'm aware of myself! I feel like a chicken! Goddammit, Dale! What the hell damn guy! Your fucking phone doesn't have minesweeper, WTF?! Smell ist Krieg! Arsknorsk Blak MeTaL! Rahh!!!

.... hope if didn't forget anything..... oh yeah. SHIT!

...... PERIOD!

How's everyone doing?
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Old 2008-09-24, 01:24
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Good to see you're still around. How's tricks?

clean and sober! well for the most part. still have the odd drink. fuck i need to go to a good party, im gona go insane right away haha. and i need big fat blunt too. lmfao fuckin rehab is crushing my spirit... ill never go back to coke/crack again tho. that shit will fuck ur whole life up man. hows shit going with you? i need to start saving my pennies for a trip to amsterdam
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Old 2008-09-26, 00:25
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fuck its been 2 days and no new post in the rtt? shit
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2008-09-26, 00:29
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must be some sort of record... MT forum has hit an all time low
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Old 2008-09-26, 01:24
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haha i was kinda thinking the same thing. i remember once we went through a whole rtt in an afternoon
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2008-09-26, 06:39
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I know I'm not the first one to say it; but this place really did slow down since Infinity got teh b00t.

Edit : My shit has been green for the past week... is there something wrong with me?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

Last edited by blitz906 : 2008-09-26 at 08:28.
 
Old 2008-09-26, 15:44
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Too much MT consumption.
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Old 2008-09-26, 22:52
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I know I'm not the first one to say it; but this place really did slow down since Infinity got teh b00t.

Edit : My shit has been green for the past week... is there something wrong with me?



That is a fucking strange coincidence, just about a week or two I had green shits also. Nasty, green, shits.
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Old 2008-09-26, 23:06
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That is a fucking strange coincidence, just about a week or two I had green shits also. Nasty, green, shits.


Green shit is the result of too much time spent on the MT forums.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2008-09-27, 01:34
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Edit : My shit has been green for the past week... is there something wrong with me?

Have you been eating generic brand fruit loops? That stuff makes my feces all different colors.
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Old 2008-09-27, 09:07
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Have you been eating generic brand fruit loops? That stuff makes my feces all different colors.

Nope, I don't eat cereal of any kind. I haven't been ingesting anything out of the ordinary yet my shit remains green
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Old 2008-09-27, 12:40
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welp id go to a doctor


or just google it
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Old 2008-09-27, 14:05
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I just reinstalled windows XP and my mozilla scrolling bar is so fucking choppy I can barely use it. How the fuck do I fix this??
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Old 2008-09-27, 16:40
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Did you install the appropriate video card driver?
 
Old 2008-09-27, 21:53
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I thought I did... I installed the audio one and it worked fine. I installed like 5 things for my video bullshit and none of them helped.
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Old 2008-09-28, 16:57
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Start > Run > dxdiag > Click on the Display tab

Is your video device detected? (displays information about it)
 
Old 2008-09-28, 17:31
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No! There is no device detected. There's a note on the bottom that says the system is using a generic video driver and the provided one should be installed
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Old 2008-09-28, 18:04
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a friend turned me on to linux a while back been running that since. its not as user friendly but id never go back to windows. just to many problems imo
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No! There is no device detected. There's a note on the bottom that says the system is using a generic video driver and the provided one should be installed


that happened to me last xmas, ended up going through all my old CD's that came with my computer originally to find the right one from the driver installation CD's. i can't remember if that fixed it or i had to go online and find more drivers. but i remember it being a bitch.
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Just take how the side panel, learn what video card you have, and download the correct driver.

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Girl and I are doing shrooms for the first time Sunday morning, around 6a.m. What's the best music, activies, etc to partake in while on shrooms?
 
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Girl and I are doing shrooms for the first time Sunday morning, around 6a.m. What's the best music, activies, etc to partake in while on shrooms?

Watch videos of huge spiders and other creepy looking insects on a nature channel and imagine them crawling all over you. I guarantee you, it's fantastic to do while on shrooms, a fucking good time for all!
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Old 2008-09-30, 15:25
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Watch videos of huge spiders and other creepy looking insects on a nature channel and imagine them crawling all over you. I guarantee you, it's fantastic to do while on shrooms, a fucking good time for all!



You'll want to play some gangsta rap music. Have lots of sex and get some badass movies to watch. Whatever movies you decide to watch could change the trip.
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Old 2008-09-30, 18:28
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forest wandering. the music is all preference. id recommend Summoning, but thats just me.
 
Old 2008-09-30, 19:32
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Girl and I are doing shrooms for the first time Sunday morning, around 6a.m. What's the best music, activies, etc to partake in while on shrooms?


I'd agree with Timedragon, go into the forest and listen to some atmospheric black metals. fucking kvlt
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I think it'd be amazing to be tripping in the forest and listening to Finntroll's Visor Om Slutet
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We've already decided on going to various parks and non-rural areas. Music is probably going to be some pystrance/goa, Modest Music and what-ever else I find before then. No drug has got me so hyped up to try like shrooms are.
 
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Acid is 1000x better than shrooms. I thought shrooms were kinda lame in comparison.
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How many grams did you consume? I've read from various reports that shrooms are much more intense.
 
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Acid is 1000x better than shrooms. I thought shrooms were kinda lame in comparison.

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How many grams did you consume? I've read from various reports that shrooms are much more intense.

My report:

no.
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Old 2008-09-30, 20:34
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We've already decided on going to various parks and non-rural areas. Music is probably going to be some pystrance/goa, Modest Music and what-ever else I find before then. No drug has got me so hyped up to try like shrooms are.

I don't get it. Why plan so much shit, I think it's more fun to leave it up to the moment...

Or, just hump the shit outta her.
 
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Acid is 1000x better than shrooms. I thought shrooms were kinda lame in comparison.


I once ate a whole half an ounce of shrooms and harldy felt anything...
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I once ate a whole half an ounce of shrooms and harldy felt anything...


You had garbage shrooms then.
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obviously. I was pretty pissed off, I guess the little runt burnouts tripped off them though.
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Old 2008-10-01, 01:28
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When you trip on a acid or mushrooms, you know it. If you "didn't think it did anything" it means you got ripped off.
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Old 2008-10-01, 01:37
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How many grams did you consume? I've read from various reports that shrooms are much more intense.


I ate an 8th of some really potent shrooms. Trust me, i tripped my balls off, but the trip itself is just lame compared to an acid trip.
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Old 2008-10-01, 01:41
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I've eaten enough shrooms as to where I have had colors fucking shooting at me nonstop and I can't leave the room. Kinda one-dimensional compared to a 700 mic dose of cid though.
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I don't get it. Why plan so much shit, I think it's more fun to leave it up to the moment...

Or, just hump the shit outta her.


i agree. i never plan out my trips. and i always end up having a good time wondering around aimlessly lol
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Same here. When I'm gonna get pissed, I usually just establish the location where I'm going to consume my drinks, and the people I'm going to be with. But we always end up going somewhere else and bringing more people along than we planned on, which is what makes it fun. Alcohol + random events + random people = one hell of a night. Planning everything ahead of time takes all the fun out of it.
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Even if you try to plan ahead, once you start tripping you're probably going to come up with a whole new agenda anyway. I'd always be like 'yeah, we'll trip and go do this and that and whatever' but once i start tripping i usually get distracted by other stuff and come up with new ideas for shit to do
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Old 2008-10-01, 06:30
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Shrooms are just different; back when I used, I'd go to each for different things. Neither acid nor shrooms are particularly intense, though, as far as psychedelics go.

As far as all the planning, where should we go, what should we do, etc: If you want to have a structured activity I recommend going to the YMCA, maybe enrolling in a pilates class. You've already ruined your first experience with a drug.
 
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Neither acid nor shrooms are particularly intense, though, as far as psychedelics go.

obviously not dosing enough then. id say acid can be pretty intense.
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Shrooms are just different; back when I used, I'd go to each for different things. Neither acid nor shrooms are particularly intense, though, as far as psychedelics go.

As far as all the planning, where should we go, what should we do, etc: If you want to have a structured activity I recommend going to the YMCA, maybe enrolling in a pilates class. You've already ruined your first experience with a drug.


You've experimented with research chemicals? I've only tried 2c-i and a faint dose at that. However, I plan on extracting some DMT soon.
 
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You've experimented with research chemicals? I've only tried 2c-i and a faint dose at that. However, I plan on extracting some DMT soon.


Here we go again..
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I just got Antithesis by Origin, and my response is holy fuck! Finite is a great song
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Old 2008-10-02, 00:31
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I was actually kinda disappointed. They're starting to stray away from their totally trademark sound. Not that they still aren't unmistakably origin.
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Here we go again..

Exactly what I was thinking.
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Old 2008-10-02, 12:17
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Exactly what I was thinking.



Actually I thought this too.....

Going to buy Amon Amarths new Album in a few days.....anyone got it already?
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yea i got the special version with the bonus dvd. i really dig it, johans voice sounds deeper than an any other album
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Actually I thought this too.....

Going to buy Amon Amarths new Album in a few days.....anyone got it already?


I have it. Pretty good if you ask me, but it seems like a lot of people hate Amon Amarth... "LOL BATHORY IS BETTER OMG NOOBS"

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I've been wearing the same boxers for two days. I have cum deposits all around the cock-hole....
 
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I've been wearing the same boxers for two days. I have cum deposits all around the cock-hole....


damn, i wear my boxers for about a week at a time and they never smell. My balls used to smell horrible though, there was some kind of cheese growing on my pubes so I had to shave them off.
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That's not cheese, it's dried up cum. My boxers didn't stink. They were just filthy and cum laden.
 
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That's not cheese, it's dried up cum. My boxers didn't stink. They were just filthy and cum laden.


Nah dude I never cum on my balls. I think it was accumulated sweat, but it smelled kinda like gram crackers but stronger...
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You guys made the brownie I was eating taste bad.
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Old 2008-10-03, 02:46
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You guys made the brownie I was eating taste bad.


lol. at least my pubes didnt smell like brownies
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Old 2008-10-03, 02:54
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That, my friend, would be interesting and appalling.
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Old 2008-10-03, 03:01
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That, my friend, would be interesting and appalling.


maybe if I where black.


mmmm ballsweat.
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