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RTT #141: Elvis lives in my colon
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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it's officially a lie, truth devoid believes it....and he is devoid of truth...
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cunt
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cunt
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like a 12 year old?
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If the title was true, which it is definitely not, my grandmother would be corn holing you with the end of her walker.
Grandma : "Elvis, are you in there"
Steve: *agonizing screams*
Grandma : "Shut up cry-baby, Elvis is about to sing 'Bringing it Back'."
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Yes! And I'd probably put her in the oven, too. 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Do you eat her afterwards as well?
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Someone finally believes me and admits to it on the forum. Not that I need you guys to believe me. It bothered me at first but who gives a fuck, it's an online forum moderated by biased pricks. 
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its not that i dont believe you, its that im completely uninterested in your sex life. or anyone elses on this forum.
do.
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as for google chrome, google has all of my emails from the past 3 years or so. thats quite enough data for them. they dont need to monitor my browsing habits ,too
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Actually I like my meat slightly pink inside  Yammy.........
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Attention moderators: please ban the spam-bot that's plaguing our forums. His name is Raissevet.
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I thought I'd might as well bring this up here....if someone wants a Press kit, or promotion kit from my band....what all does that exactly contain?
No flames...it's a legitimate question.
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all recordings, some live video, anything written about your band, shows you've played, etc...
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Alrighty.....we don't even have our demo yet and this Italian promotion/distribution thing is interested in us. I feel terribly under-qualified.
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lol dont sign to anything
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well, it's not like he hasn't heard us, we have tons of live songs and stuff....but why would I not want to sign with anything? wouldn't that be a good thing?
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By the Way, anyone remember who used to have the Old Greg avatar here?
I just saw Old Greg today, I fucking loved it!
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well, it's not like he hasn't heard us, we have tons of live songs and stuff....but why would I not want to sign with anything? wouldn't that be a good thing?
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welp
somebody hasnt heard of record labels before
either do some serious reading, research, and discussing or prepare to get completely ripped off
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I'm researching as we speak. and it's not really a label, it's a management and promotion thing...but they will find record labels that are interested as well. So far I am digging the idea.....I may be getting sucked into a vortex here...but a European tour this summer sounds pretty kickass to me.
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maybe he thinks ud be a "sell out" if u signed
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I would imagine that you are allowed to read a copy of the contract before you sign it?? If it sounds like you're getting fucked somehow, then don't do it. It's not like you're trying to work out a 3 album deal between with atlantic, columbia and reprise... 
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I would imagine that you are allowed to read a copy of the contract before you sign it?? If it sounds like you're getting fucked somehow, then don't do it. It's not like you're trying to work out a 3 album deal between with atlantic, columbia and reprise... |
exactly man, these guys will help us find a deal...and if it's shit, I won't do it....
i mean they are total indie labels, but still man....this is the dream I had already given up on...ya know....so even if it fails.....I was already expecting it. 
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And get fuckin hammered when you're doing it 
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I'm a fuckin third grader!
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Holy shit dude...I think the most disturbing part is that there actually is a picture of a little girl in underwear like that....
one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while!
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she isn't twelve....she's like 8!
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 I'm confused.
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You seen it, YOU CAN'T UNSEEN IT!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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shes got bush she cant be that young  still fucked up though
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Wow, this should change everyone's perspective on Requiem 
For your own safety though, STAY AWAY FROM YOUR STEP-FATHER.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Wow, this should change everyone's perspective on Requiem
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Hahaha, i wonder what they are thinking..
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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last night i went to see origin and crytopsy:
1 local band, another band from montreal and origin had a 30 min time slot, while cryptopsy had over 2 hours!
show started at 6pm (no one really showed till origin hit) and cryptopsy spent the whole time out side lifting weights and not wanting to talk to fans haha. I paid 20 bucks and origin alone was WELL worth the $ I saw a song and a half of fagtopsy and left (they were really bad). I managed to get the new origin disk, and was temped to get their 1st but i lacked the funds. however... on cryptopsy's merch table they had a sign, it said:
"facebook/myspace profile pictures with cryptopsy $10"
hahahaha!!!
fucking sell outs.
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Yeah it seriously disturbs me to know that there are cultures who think that way. I'm from America, and even if we've done some very Ass-ish things in history, that type hostility seems overdone, and unprovoked.
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Fuck, that's the lamest thing I've heard in awhile..
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Fuck, that's the lamest thing I've heard in awhile..
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LOL at the last 2 vids. Lars drum fill at the end is fucking priceless. 25 years of song writing and he plays the shittiest drum fill ever.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Got ahold of the new Bloodbath. Didn't get a good listen yet, just kinda skimmed it over but it seems pretty badass. Better than I expected actually because i wasn't really too impressed with Unblessing the Purity.
I got a whole shitload of new music in the past few days.. everything from the new Aborted, new Finntroll, entire Destruction discography, and a whole bunch of other shit. I should be entertained for a few days.
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Release From Agony is seriously an ass kicking technical album!
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Right now acid is readily available for me. However, I don't do lsd because I don't know if I'm in the right mindset yet. I may give it a go when I feel "ready", or do a threshold dose.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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I didn't get a birthday thread!
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*whispers* happy birthday localfag
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I'm not seriously bitching or anything, it was just a reason for me to post.
I've been here for like three years goddammit!
but seriously, my birthday was uneventful anyways.
got an Opeth poster flag, and I played with some tits.....that's about it.
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