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Marlboro 27's are amazing
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the only thing about 27s is that they are so good that you don't want to stop smoking them. i smoked about a pack and a half yesterday, and that's a lot for me. i'm used to about 1/3 pack a day
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That's why I don't smoke them, haha. I thought it was just me who, whenever I have a pack, smokes them frequently. They're pretty expensive where I live so I'll stick with Basic, which is perfectly named.
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how much are they up there? they're 4 somethin here
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It's $4.07 for Marlboro products where I usually buy my cigarettes. Basic is $3.59.
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see, in my opinion, an extra 50 cents is worth it for a substantially better product
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I see what ya mean. But the better the product, the more I smoke. And that means I'll be saving more money for cigarettes. I try to make a pack last at least 24 hours. Which is hard since I've been drinking more and I always need a cigarette when I'm drunk.
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that's true. but if i'm going to kill myself by smoking, i'm going to make sure i enjoy it to the fullest. if you're gunna die, it might as well be fun
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so do yourself a favor and go buy a pack of 27's today. if not for yourself, then for me haha
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the only thing about 27s is that they are so good that you don't want to stop smoking them. i smoked about a pack and a half yesterday, and that's a lot for me. i'm used to about 1/3 pack a day
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I don't smoke much, but if I do I like camel wides.
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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and Guitar Demon...I really have not listened to a lot of Mortiis....although I've heard some of his weird dance music stuff.....
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I have heard a few tracks from it and I like it a lot...but I really like a lot of video game soundtracks, and that's what it reminds me of...
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Can someone please send me The Unspoken King. I've been tryin to get this album now for a while now and for some reason i can't get a hold of it. if one of you guys help me out, i'd really appreciate it.
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Pig Destroyer couldn't make the show in Philly last night, so MI was added last minute. Best metal set I've seen in a while. Metal keeps skipping philadelphia, getting kind of sick of that.
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Can someone please send me The Unspoken King. I've been tryin to get this album now for a while now and for some reason i can't get a hold of it. if one of you guys help me out, i'd really appreciate it.
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Why the hell would you want that thing?!?! 
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Oh shit! That's the new Craptopsy! What garbage! I was just grabbing it cos it was free. Shouldn't have bothered 
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Haha, did you learn your lesson?
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ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha
i am off to visit my girlfriend in texas
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NOT ENOUGH SLEEP TO TOLERATE 10 HOURS OF TRAVEL
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ahhhh ha ha ha ha ha
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But they've got some show in Baltimore in september. Shows in Baltimore are always apeshit.
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And with Pig Destroyer playing, it may be complete and utter chaos.
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Only thing that tops seeing them in Philadephia or Baltimore is seeing them in DC. Which I missed earlier this year.
They are playing this place called Sonar; I'm hoping they are playing in the room without a barrier. No stage dives would disappoint me.
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Fixed that for you.
But yeah, the metal scene on the east coast is fucking slacking. Seeing Misery Index the other night was the closest thing to a GOOD metal show I've seen in months. I think I'd stand a better chance of catching indie shows than metal ones.
Local music scenes have become nothing but mall kids listening to shitty metalcore and bands that try to rip off death metal and fail at it.
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Not much physical evidence, just seeing less of it around where I live. Which is saying something. There was well over 50 local bands that sound exactly the same and the numbers have been dwendling.
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Yeah, fuck it. I don't care for arguments over music anymore - have enough of those in real life, why would I want to bring more to where I come to relax(internet)?
So guys, what's a good position for shower-based sex? I'm running low on ideas and my girl friend will be home in 3 hours and I'm not feeling very creative right now. Help please. |
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Eh, didn't think it was an argument.
I don't care for sex in the shower... or in water for that matter. Ruins luberication.
Have you done it in the butt?
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Yeah, fuck it. I don't care for arguments over music anymore - have enough of those in real life, why would I want to bring more to where I come to relax(internet)?
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So guys, what's a good position for shower-based sex? I'm running low on ideas and my girl friend will be home in 3 hours and I'm not feeling very creative right now. Help please. |
This actually made me laugh... if you're strong enough, pick her up by the ass and fuck her against the wall
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I don't care for sex in the shower... or in water for that matter. Ruins luberication.
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Nope, but I'm talking her into it. Seems like fun but I've heard some nasty stories about pre-anal sex. Just ask Nick(Bassbehemoth), he's privy on the matter.
Steve, I wouldn't trust myself lifting my girlfriend while in the shower with soaps and shampoo. To me that sounds dangerous. You could slip. Screw it, I'll just secks then shower. |
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Eh, didn't think it was an argument.
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Why not make shit up as we go-fox
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Whats everyone's obsession with sticking their dicks in assholes? it sounds unpleasant, but then again I really don't know anything about sex besides from what I see on porn. and yeah, I never could get off to girls being fucked in the pooper
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Whats everyone's obsession with sticking their dicks in assholes? it sounds unpleasant, but then again I really don't know anything about sex besides from what I see on porn. and yeah, I never could get off to girls being fucked in the pooper
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Requiem? Strong?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I'm adressing a couple of recent statements (don't know how to quote more than one person).....
school here starts in one week, so I'm pissed...
of all people yes I, 7-string warlord, have fucked my girlfriend in da pooper countless times and it seems gross at first but it's not really bad at all. In all honesty I have done it without a condom I think every time......I am a sick, sick bastard....
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I just got back from the gayest show of all time. My band headlined a gig in a fuckin' library (big time, right?), so we get there and it's all gay emo kids who think they are metal...and the band before us was on when some kid was doing some hardcore dancing and hit a chick in the face...then everyone got in a giant all out emo fist fight and the cops came and shut the show down before we could play....
BULL-fucking-SHIT!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Oh CHRIST! I can't believe the government missed that!!!
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Good job Blitz, bashing on me without any prior knowledge of my physical condition. For all you know I could be a body builder, construction worker or a fucking accountant. In reality, I'm none of the above. Don't fucking judge me by other peoples insults. The only thing you know about me is what the other members have said as insults. Should I even start on you? I've seen pics of you, I've heard your biased statements and I've even fucking seen you agree with someone just so they don't say anything harsh to you. You're the weak one.
Just so you know, I did have sex with my gf last night, even better, I did the position mentioned by Steve. Fuck off, you follower.
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Whats everyone's obsession with sticking their dicks in assholes? it sounds unpleasant, but then again I really don't know anything about sex besides from what I see on porn. and yeah, I never could get off to girls being fucked in the pooper
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Could you get off from it if your girl gets heavily off from it?
Seriously, any kind of sex is a put of if your partner is not into it.
Unless your some kind of domination perv.
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Could you get off from it if your girl gets heavily off from it?
Seriously, any kind of sex is a put of if your partner is not into it.
Unless your some kind of domination perv.
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Doinking a chick in the ass makes you feel like a fucking hero dude. Especially when the chick screams out in whatever the fuck that feeling is when shes getting sodomized.
Oh yeah, I'm back. And where the hell do I get my custom title?
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I put my penis in this girls butt before, felt cold....and yes she was alive. Didn't enjoy it much but god she had some good pussy!
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Oh yeah, I'm back. And where the hell do I get my custom title?
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When the fuck did you get here?
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When the fuck did you get here?
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Sup Foo been driving the old muscle car this summer?
Also tonights the Roast of Bob Sagat or however you spell his name, should be a good watch.
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Okay.
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Good job Blitz, bashing on me without any prior knowledge of my physical condition. For all you know I could be a body builder, construction worker or a fucking accountant. In reality, I'm none of the above. Don't fucking judge me by other peoples insults. The only thing you know about me is what the other members have said as insults. Should I even start on you? I've seen pics of you, I've heard your biased statements and I've even fucking seen you agree with someone just so they don't say anything harsh to you. You're the weak one.
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I'm not judging you by other peoples insults you toss-pot... I've seen the photo's you've posted on here, you look like you weigh 50 pounds soaking wet. I don't claim to know very much about you at all, except for what I have seen in your posts. Moving on, what biased statements? What are you referring to exactly? And when have I agreed with people just so they don't say anything harsh to me? Why the fuck would I care if somebody says something harsh to me? I've been having run-ins with all kinds of assholes since I was a young child, so it wouldn't really bother me now.
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Just so you know, I did have sex with my gf last night, even better, I did the position mentioned by Steve. Fuck off, you follower.
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I guess you think you're all high and mighty now just because you get laid Follower? I don't follow what anybody does. I watch what I want, listen to what I want, read what I want, associate with who I want, and don't let the opinions of others get in the way of any decisions in my life. Get your facts straight before you rant, don't act like you know me, and learn to take a joke you big fucking baby... I wasn't even trying to rip on you.
On another note, what are you studying at college? And how long are your courses?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Oh CHRIST! I can't believe the government missed that!!!
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Just for the record, I don't think it actually had anything to do with 9/11. A friend showed me that photo yesterday, and I thought it was strange...
Just a coincidence, although I'm sure there are people out there like Dale Gribble (King of the Hill) that would make a big deal out of it
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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well yea, clearly this is proof that the people behind the matrix were behind the attacks
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Thanks Steve...definitely needed to share that on the internet eh. 
I remember the first time I had anal, my ass hurt for weeks!
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Weeks? Did you get fucked by a horse? Or a black guy?
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I remember the first time I had anal, my ass hurt for weeks!
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LMFAO. im not that into beastiality
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My mother's purple strap-on.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
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Bassbehemoth, thank you for my new signature!
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Man oh man I'm in the mood for some meat right about now, so much so that I don't even care how implicitly gay this sentence is.
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