Massachusetts-based grindcore legends ANAL CUNT have revealed that they will release their forthcoming new album, 66 More Reasons To Hate Us Even More Than You Already Do, on May 13th via Relapse Records. The album is set to feature the following tracklisting:

01. Buy This CD So I Can Pay My Medical Bills
02. You're Not Crust, You're Just A Dirty Spic
03. Miscarriages Are God's Way of Telling You That You're A Failure
04. Theme From Charles In Charge
05. You Go To A Community College
06. If You Didn't Want To Be Raped, You Shouldn't of Been Born A Woman
07. I Laughed Because Your Son Is In A Wheelchair
08. I Went Back In Time And Voted For George W. Bush
09. You Have A Goatee
10. Cutting In Front of God Forbid In The Welfare Line
11. The Pedophile Wasn't The Biggest Fag In Decrepit Birth
12. Stealing Shawn Whitaker's Coke
13. You're A School Crossing Guard
14. You Read Conspiracy Theories On The Internet Because You Have No Life
15. Even We Have Better Customer Service Than Neurotic Records
16. You Look Like You Get Financial Aid
17. Earth Crisis Are Only Straight Edge Because You Can't Suck Cock And Do Coke At The Same Time
18. I Told You I Put You On The Guest List, But I Lied
19. You Look Pro-Life
20. This CD Installed Spyware On Your Computer
21. I Posted A Video of Me Running Over Your Dog On YouTube
22. You Collect Food Stamps
23. I Edited Your Band's Wikipedia Page To Say That You're All Gay
24. 18-1
25. I Hit Your Wife For You Because You Were Too Much of A Pussy To Put Her In Her Place
26. The Kitchen: Get In It
27. You Look Like You Take Public Transportation
28. I Had Your Grandmother Deported Because You Parked In My Driveway
29. Your Husband Is A Garbage Man
30. I Didn't Accept Your Friend Request On MySpace Because You're A Jew
31. God Hates Fags
32. Mandatory Abortions For Scene Kids
33. Laughing While I Cross Your Picket Line
34. You Have A Xanga
35. You Drive A Bus
36. Anyone Who Votes For Hilary Clinton Is A Faggot
37. I Hacked Your Facebook And Sent Your Nudes To Everyone In Your Class
38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis
39. I Put Up The Bail Money For The Guy Who Raped You So That He Could Rape You Again
40. I Hit You Because I Love You
41. You Joined The National Guard, But You Were Sent To Iraq
42. Tipping Off The Authorities About OiNK
43. Impetigo Reunited? Yeah, No One Cared
44. Psychical Therapy To Learn How To Walk Again Is Gay
45. Job For A Talentless Faggot
46. No One Listens To Anal Blast
47. I Jerked Off To Your Baby Pictures
48. Punching The Ugly Cunt From Arch Enemy In The Face Backstage
49. You Watch The View To Reinforce Your Own Stupid Opinions
50. You're Only A Promoter So Your Shitty Band Can Get On Shows
51. Willowtip Is Afraid To Sign Us
52. Picnic of Love Was Sarcastic, I Really Think You're A Worthless Cunt
53. Roseanne Barr
54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
55. Look Back And Laugh At Sexist Jokes
56. I Was Going To Do An Interview For Lambgoat, But They Tried To Grab My Dick
57. You Look Like You Get Paid Minimum Wage
58. If I Cared About An At The Gates Reunion, I'd Be A Faggot
59. Even Though I Agree With The Majority of Your Political Stances, You're Still A Fucking Nigger
60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition
61. I Came Inside Your Wife 10 Minutes Before You Went Down On Her
62. I Know Your Band Sucks Because You Signed To Ferret
63. You Wear A Youth Medium, Even Though You're A Large
64. Your Girlfriend Listens To Devourment Because She's Fat And Realizes She's Ugly
65. You're Tighter Than Your Daughter

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HAHA

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The only good part about this band is the song titles.

edit: and upon a second look these song titles are pretty damn good LOL

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brilliant!

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Haha! Top quality anal cunt tracks...

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hahah that's great

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26. The Kitchen: Get In It

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38. Decapitated Should've Flipped Their Van Before They Recorded Organic Hallucinosis

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hHAHAHahHAHHHAHHAHAHHAAH

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL


I would point out a few of my favorites... but the list would just be too long.

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man, this makes me wanna listen to the band

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More of the same boring snore rock.

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Dude, its Anal Cunt. I don't think its any great injustice to good music that they're putting out another album. Relax.

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Anal Cunt is awesome, funny and some of the music is actually pretty tasty!

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these album titles are jokes, people.

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Who said it was? It's just more boring shit that everyone will giggle over because old people would think it's offensive.


You think?

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isnt that what a joke is

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hey waitaminute...

"66 More Reasons To Hate Us Even More Than You Already Do"


theres only 65 tracks. i smell a big ol' "LOL"

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It's a joke in the way that Superbad and Knocked Up were comedies.

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no.

Xannibal is just cranky because he didn't get a birfday fread and TD is upset because he out grew his Dad's taste, who now has to resort to blowing his load on boring baby pictures.

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cheers havve a good one

There. A condensed birthday post all for me.

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upset? yeah man, you can just see all my anger in that "no"

hah, its pretty pathetic that the only reason you felt the need to talk shit to me now is because i didnt assist you in tracking infinity. grow up, and get over the fact that i didnt help you in a PM that no one knows about (until now).

BAHABWHAHAHAHA

You truly are a 12 year-old.

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This is getting out of hand. I think we need to cut off fagdragon's internet for a few months, and try to get him laid or something. It's worth a shot.

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hah, nice display of how people react when they have absolutely nothing intelligent to respond with.


yeah, side with the wrong guy, simply because hes your mod buddy.

its actually out of hand that you guys can never accept when youve done something wrong.

http://images.artnet.com/artwork_im...diane-arbus.jpg


What the fuck are you arguing about anyways?

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And nice display of classic whinedragon "THER INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS". Anywho, anymore of this and you'll get a suspension for inciting internet riots!

I'm not a fan of AC's stuff, but its funny to listen to once or twice and I'm pretty sure they're aiming for that exact thing. Putnam is trying to be offensive, and it gets old and lame, but its funny for what it is.

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fine. hope youre pleased with yourself.

I can't wait for this to come out. I could care less if it sounds exactly the same as every other album. I just need it.

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wow this forum is getting unbearable

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Well, that settles it then. If even someone with a sense of humor as great as YOURS doesn't think this is funny, it must not be.

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Well shit. I forgot the "This forum isn't for opinions you little faggot pussy! Except the mods (especially FBS, everyone needs to suck his dick whenever he says anything)" rule.

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ban imo

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heh heh. "Job For A Talentless Faggot."

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I dub this the official PMS thread.

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come on people, this thread is about anal cunt!





















they rule

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Anal Cunt is a joke, quite literally. Not only that, the actual music only appeals to those who are tone-deaf. As said before, they aren't meant to be taken seriously.

Brittany Spears has a one up on them, and so does South Park.

i hope this band is a joke. no statisfaction from them? maybe theire whole existence is a essoterric joke?

Wow. That's some world class sarcasm and straight to the point! You embody the angst of adolescence AND the sharp wit of Carrot Top. Seriously, is Matthew Perry your comedic inspiration? You sure proved me wrong!

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hahahaha

you remind me of a mix of Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons and a big fat lady with a big soaking red tampon

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You guys are lame.

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