WE ARE 138!!!

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Woop.

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Since word CUNT is in the title, does my previous use of the word CUNT count?

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Its all about getting it first I think.

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It doesn't matter what you think.

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no!!

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anyone ever wonder why some teachers require papers to be ridiculously long? today in my comp 2 class the teacher mentioned how the final research paper was going have to be 10-12 pages. I got scared on the inside....and pissed. what can be said in 10 pages can be said better, in my opinion, in like 5 or 6. going 10 pages is just going to mean stretching it out to the point where it's going to sound really redundant.

sorry to bitch in this thread. I told myself no one would give a shit a few minutes ago when I thought about posting this, but I just had to get it off my head.

It will most likely be double space and word spacing of 1.5 but that's still a hefty amount.

What a dick.

Lois our love cannot be measure in nipples and dimes....I mean nickles and boobs...money.

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Oh... cunt

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It depends on the class and the topic. In comp 2 college class, yes a 10 page paper of just about anything is going to be pretty dumb, especially considering who takes that class. (everyone)

In a real philosophy, english, or other writing intensive class 10 page papers are extremely common. My friend probably writes a 7-10 page paper a week for class. (even in the summer still) Hes usually taking philosophy, english, and history at the sametime so he usually has one paper due for one of the classes and they're usually pretty long so he'll stay up all night the night before writing the paper. He gets B/Cs for writing the night before and not proof reading, so at least hes pretty good at writing.

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Yeah, 10 pages isn't that bad. Just depends on what you know about the subject. I'm sure I could write volumes about guitars, amps, and metal only to scratch the surface.

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Definitely. Hell my sister wrote like a 200+ paper for her masters thesis.

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we call that a book, not a paper. That shit is ridiculous. I had to write some 10 pages for something years ago. Can't remember what it was, but I probably got a B on it.

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well yeah of course.

yeah I'm pretty sure we get to pick the topic, according to what she said. but I'm still not sure what I could go on for 10 pages about.

Easy, The Templar Knights.

Hahaha nice title. Very fitting

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DAMMIT! i wanted to be a brain eater...


hey mtm-I tracked down a copy of xentrix ghost busters haha great shit. thought you would like to know

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dude thats easy. our senior paper had to be a minimum of 25 pages or they wouldnt accept it and you would fail english for the year which meant you wouldnt graduate.

200+pages is just nuts

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goddamn I'm fucking lost on this forum. I forgot how to use it

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Jeeeesus fucking christ.

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Finally got a computer, yay

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oh man

My socks smell like turpentine

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Does me being a cunt count as well?

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I feel like a newbie


slayme loves black metal and vaginas..............kidding.

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this brings me back

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What is this like a Green screen reunion? Now we need like the 20 others that have randomly stopped posting and have moved on to "bigger better things."

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HOLY SHIT.

I haven't seen this dude in years.

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i've been hiding

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lol whats going on here

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o rly?

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reminds me of "the better years of metaltabs"

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Does it suck now?

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suck, no, is it dead, yes.

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rottingtabs



i can't beleive all the people staying loyal and tr00. Whatever keeps you out of trouble, I guess. I'm balls deep in it.

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im in abit of trouble too. i stay here to get away from reallity haha

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The only thing that is dead is your parents' sex life! loloLOLLOZLOZLZLZLZ.


I finally convinced my mom to have me insured on her car..until I save up for another one. 1996 Red Rustang!

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wasn't funny.


Forum isn't as alive as it used to be. Not terrible though.

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fixed

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hahaha

Haven't listened to Vital Remains in a while.

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Is it really you, Baby Boo? Have you come back to me

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Meh, it's not dead, it's just sloooooow.
(new) people kinda stopped comming after all those tabs got suspended.



I think we realy need a RTT thread hall of fame..

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The associations the title gave shouldn't happen to a dog on a metal forum. Sure, it improved with a second read, but that first second... sheer horror. No, worse. Coooountry.

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haha.


How the fuck do you forget how to use this forum? metal+crystal meth=life.

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haha niiiice.
Yeah i think the tabs thing has really made this site almost worthless to go to outside of the forum, and even that is pretty pointless for new members. Lets face it. I'm sure there are much "better" website forums to join that are based on metal and at least encompass more than "tabs." Sure there are new people coming for help with playing or gear, but i'm sure gear websites and actual metal forums are more likely to attract those people. And as far as tabs go I stopped coming here for tabs probably about 6 months to a year after i first joined the forum because there wasn't a whole lot from the bands i liked anyways by comparison to ultimate-guitar.com. (which is the only tab site i use)

This website is pretty much for people who have already been here and have had a home here. Nomad (hes the guy who runs the website right?) i would imagine would need to come up with some sort of way to attract new and more people to get his traffic up. I think if i was him and this was my website i would consider closing it due to the cost it probably takes to maintain the website and for what it is worth if the main object and purpose of the website has been comprimised to the point where the legitamacy of the website is now in question.

Regarding RTTs: The other day i thought about going and tallying up who all has made RTTs and see who has made the most. I'm pretty sure its probably somebody who doesn't even post here anymore hah.

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I'd suggest tallying all from a certain year on if you want a good outcome. If you count a lot of the ones between whenever the first was, until around late 2003, you'll probably get the same 4 or 5 people who don't post anymore.

I know I'm not even close. I think I've made possibly 3, maybe 4 at most. If we are counting all time though, my bet is on Memnoch, Def, or TheDoctor.

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SMN trollops this forum

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Hmm, I'm actually new to the site...

The reason I'm here is basically because the forum is about both, about metal and about guitar and I feel there many really good players here who could help me with problems and that stuff

Still, the tabs thing sucks a lot...maybe it would be good to get an update about how things will going to continue... but I guess, many bands won't reply and tell wheter it is ok for them to see their tabs in the internet... I still wonder, why it isn't possible to put all the tabs online again and only take off those, where the bands rejected a permission? i guess thats still better than what many other tabsites do... or one could also send all the tabs to those people, who are active on this site for a long time - would be cool for them and they could maybe help out, if someone needs a tab?

however, i agree that it would be great to have something besides the forum and the tabs in order to attract people. i just thought about this for a few minutes and came up with two things:

for those rather new to guitar playing a lesson-like thing. but not the common "how to palm mute / play power chords..." stuff but "how to play that metal song" - articles, with detailed description (maybe also on the theory used), tabs, backing tracks, videos,... i know this would be quite some work, but even having like 3-5 songs like this would be really cool for people learning without a teacher. another nice thing might be a "one hour per day practise program". something like "20 minutes warm-ups, 10 minutes technique (hammer on/pull offs, bends, tapping,...), 20 minutes speed practises, 10 minutes scales" or so with example exercises for everything, general tipps (using a metronom,...) and so on. i guess many people starting out with guitar playing are wondering what they should actually practise in order to get better
and maybe some other useful articles for beginners and intimediates

and maybe one could do some contests for the experts we have here. could be anything like "best self-written solo of the week", best cove version of a song that was choosen by the community before, best tab of a song that was chosen before and so on

as said before, i haven't thought about this ideas for too long (and they probably don't belong to the chit chat forum), but maybe you find some of them still usefull

Ah, someone new to the site who isn't completely illiterate!

Nice ideas but some things just take up a lot of time, if people are willing to invest their time it could work. I think there is enough tacit knowledge around this forum.

Vienna is a pretty interesting city by the way.

I'm too metal for B9board faggotry, and not metal ENOUGH for SMN.

and the crushing blow to this site was indeed the majority of the tabs being taken down. I'm not a big fan of Ultimate Guitar, or any other tab site for that matter.

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I made some back in the day but I'm very sure that I'm not even in the top 3!

Ahyeah. Ultimate Guitar, I used to mod there. It's insanely busy over there.

Figured with as long as you have been around that you had made more than that. And I've never even looked at UT's forum. I would figure its either full of more elitists than this place has ever had, or mallcore kids who found out about death metal at Hot Topic.

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It's different. I think the population there is a less mature. Which is quite a feat.

I've been around for a while here but I've also been gone for some time. The green screen has magic powers.

What? Isn't trollop brit slang for a skank?

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hahahahaha damn i just checked, i knew it was that but i thought it was also a verb

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The sheer number of people that go to that website is a good enough answer to that statement.

We'd have more obnoxious 14-18 year olds if we had a website that had tabs from pretty much every band out there, not just inclusive of metal.

I thought back in the day when there was the discussion for a live chat on here that we should somehow set up "jam rooms." It would be pretty cool to be able to jam on guitar or something with somebody else on the site. Or just be like yeah check out this new riff and what not.

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I'm going to go to Prague near the end of this month, and I just discovered that there is a brothel there that doesn't cost any money as long as they make a porno out of you fucking a hooker. Damn, it looks like I finally will get some.

if you don't believe me:

http://www.prague-life.com/prague/big-sister

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I MISS MY POOKY WOOKY BEAR!!!!!!! *hugs*

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There's no age limit? Be sure to upload your video on here!

I hope you don't mind people like Requiem jerking off to your brown, young asshole.

The cheapest way to get laid is to pay for the girl's booze.

Edit - I think I've proven my first statement from the post above me.

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Nicks a wise man.

and

Fuck, everytime I do that I get a huge tab at the end of the night....

Its cheaper to meet a girl at church and take her to brunch

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Im 18, age of consent in Czech republic is 16 I think

And Bassbehemoth: I'm not gonna shave my asshole and dye it pink

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haha. Fuck the bar man! Start the evening at your place and end it in the morning at your place. My current relationship started with a bottle of Sauza Gold Tequila. Our one year anniversary is Sunday.

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if anyone wants to get drunk and prank call, I have a number to post. I don't want to post it and get banned/suspended, so PM me about it.

Girl was prank calling my buddy for months on end, and she fucked up and pranked without blocking her number.

We also have her address.
Will be shitting in her mailbox ASAP.




Seriously.

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PM me it. I can't guarantee anything for tomorrow. I'm not drinking tomorrow, only make pranks while extremely wasted which is still seldom.

PM'd. Will post number in post if a mod tells me its cool.

Oh, and don't block your number when calling. Won't go through. I may have a relay number to dial if someone sends it to me.

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You should just post it on 4chan if you want an immediate, and likely more disturbing, than any member of MT can pull of.

already posted it on /b



Dude, 4chan. Disturbing but great.

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Mhmm

Most people only stay with 4chan for so long before changing over to a better chan. It's a proven fact.

I switched over to Jackie Chan.

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ha

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4chan fucking sucks, its like middle school

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Sort of, its like being a 9th grader and picking on 8th graders.

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So i'm curious Dicksuction....
When you were banned for a year+ (however long it was again) did you troll metaltabs as much as Infinity does?

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No one trolled as much as Infinity did, let alone any forum regulars. I don't even remember why dissection got suspended

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he made a goodbye thread, and then came back. pst didnt like that.



in other news, anyone that says violin cant be self-tought, is wrong. after my first two hours of ever playing, ive recorded a half decent melody. with the help of my reverb software, it sounds pretty nice.

Oh yes I remember now

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Twice wasn't it? If not i do remember the final one. It was one of those classic hilarious reads even like 10 months later.

Oh infinity still trolls. I see him somewhat regularly on the currently on list.

Timedragon: Nobody said it couldn't. Good luck being good at it. Its the same with most instruments. Sure one can pick them up and play "ok." But to be able to do more than "half decient melodies" is where the boys are seperated from the professionals.

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actually, someone did tell me it couldnt. and when i first picked up a guitar, i was awful. here i am 6 years later, and i am at a good spot. some people have the mind for it, and some dont.

guitar helped me to know what to do on violin. they are different, but i understand the notes.

and.... i fucking guarantee you i will be playing more than "half decent melodies" once ive at least passed the 2 hour mark of experience.........

I've had my violin for almost two years.....and I hardly play it, I wish I could though.


It's hard for me to even tune the damn thing.

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What makes it difficult to tune? I've never touched one.

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7string: if you have a piano/keyboard, its easier than you think.

ah yeah man.,..I know/do



I have a real shit violin that never stays in tune.


and then I can't play the notes in tune anyways....I'm fret dependent.



but you have inspired me to at least attempt my violin a bit more.

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Wtf is trolling?

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A troll is a person who is deliberately inflammatory on the Internet in order to provoke a vehement response from other users.

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i dont think thats a george carlin quote dude

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to be fair it was like a year apart from one another.

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I knew there was 2 of them...

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I believe you may be correct...

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And who is george carlin?

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??? really

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Well I was sorts of just busting balls All I know is that he was a comedian. Everyone around here praises him like god but I really don't know one single thing about him

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same here, and shit when i heard he died a few weeks ago my first thought was
....shit i thought he died several years ago haha

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was that the drummer from Decapitated?

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Witold "Vitek" Kieltyka = George Carlin

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OMG he was a doppelgänger or something?

http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.co...ppelganger2.jpg

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