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2008-04-05, 20:30
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My girlfriend thinks Nile is "Whiny".
So I was listening to "The Burning Pits of Duat" and I was like, check out the lyics:
I Hath Been Immersed Head Down.
In that, Which Floweth In Abundance from the Slaughtered Ones.
I Hath Been Made to Eat Feces and Drink Urine.
I Lay in Chains before the Undying Flames.
I am Helpless in the Presence of He Who is Master of the Pits of Fire.
I am Humbled and Broken in the Presence of Those Who Shall Consume My Shade in the Pits of Burning.
And she is like, he's just whining, isn't he?
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2008-04-05, 21:10
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Did you not explain the theme of Nile?
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2008-04-05, 21:32
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That song is written from the viewpoint of an enemy of Osiris being tortured and thrown into some fiery pits. It's fictional, it's not really whiny...
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2008-04-05, 21:33
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since when do girlfreinds know anything about metal? stop taking her 'insights' in the metal genre seriously
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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2008-04-05, 22:44
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And start making her have more insight on breathing techniques so she can deepthroat you.
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2008-04-06, 01:06
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2008-04-06, 02:47
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My Ass, Your Face
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Nile is the least whiniest band I can think of, pull your cock out of her ear and make her listen to it again, this time with your cock down her throat.
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A little section of Requiem's "I finally got laid" posts.
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Wore her out before I could finish(which im grateful for)
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2008-04-06, 05:39
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since when do girlfreinds know anything about metal? stop taking her 'insights' in the metal genre seriously
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since when do women know anything?? |
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2008-04-06, 05:44
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since when do women know anything??
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2008-04-06, 06:31
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before you retort, i never thought i would quote Requiem, but "NOODZ NAO!"
oh yeah and women also have this slit that gets very moist and and gives you something that rhymes with 
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2008-04-06, 07:14
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Dude, what the fuck is the point to your post?
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life
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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
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2008-04-06, 07:48
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Fuck this thread.
How did you think that this would be a good/useful idea? My girlfriend doesn't understand KSM but you don't see me making a thread about THAT.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2008-04-06, 12:59
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Dude, get with the program. Girlfriends don't understand metal. They just can't.
Some girls do, but they're not dateable anyhow
Also, they thell you girls find musicians horny, but that is always before you date them. Once they become your girlfriend, they just think it's stupid that you spend so much time and money on music, and rather have it spent on them.
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2008-04-06, 14:30
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before you retort, i never thought i would quote Requiem, but "NOODZ NAO!"
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2008-04-06, 18:36
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shes either sinister, stupid, or ignoring details to annoy you.
if she cant sympathize with narration from a prisoner of hell, then she must lack any compassion. if she reads the verse and cant comprehend what is being described, she must be dim witted. if she has been insulted by you saying that HER music is whiny, she must be ignoring the context of the story entirely, and expressing that YOUR music is (too) whiny. even if it isnt.
i have no other explanations to suggest.
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2008-04-06, 20:22
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Timedragon's post pretty much sums it up; your girlfriend is either A: An evil fucking bitch, B: An evil STUPID fucking bitch, or C: An annoying, evil, stupid fucking bitch.
Keep her away from your music, and everything should be fine.
Shameless Plug:
I'd lock this thread if I was a mod and leave an insulting comment like the one above for the thread starter.
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2008-04-06, 23:15
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and the point is?
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2008-04-07, 21:18
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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its well known that womens only got half a brain, just slap that bitch and rape her next time she says something stupid.
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2008-04-08, 05:26
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its well known that womens only got half a brain, just slap that bitch and rape her next time she says something stupid.
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SO BADASS AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME
AND REALLY NOT STUPID
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2008-04-08, 15:51
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As if Nile's lyrics are even articulated anyway. No one can understand the words they say.
Nile lyrics are useless and unnecessary.
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2008-04-08, 18:20
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Legio Draconorum Orkian
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As if Nile's lyrics are even articulated anyway. No one can understand the words they say.
Nile lyrics are useless and unnecessary.
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hah, thats interesting because you meant to say "are not/arn't", but said "are".
useless and unnecessary? well i put them to "use" when i read them with the music on. and i must say, it was quite necessary... |
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2008-04-08, 19:06
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They are necessary. They really help color in the music's eastern influence.
And, frankly, I think anyone who complains about what their girlfriend thinks is the one who's whiny.
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2008-04-08, 21:13
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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SO BADASS AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME
AND REALLY NOT STUPID
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shut up, you're probably a man with a vagina. |
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2008-04-08, 21:29
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why is this dumb thread still fucking open?
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2008-04-08, 22:53
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Whoops, meant to close it with my last post.
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