LENO LIED!!!!

still after traveling abroad and seeing all sorts of airports, i knew for sure when i was back in an american one

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definately wrong

america is still first. australia is 6th

Your source, Infinity?

Airports aren't a great place to judge a country.

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he was drunk...thats all you have to know

Darko: everyone know it, USA is #1 fattest country in the world

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Shit was hilarious; saw it a while ago. Pretty much the reason I won't touch that game at all...

Holy shit, Decrepit Birth defaulted a picture of Bill.

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according to a random BMI calculator, i'm one of the people included in that forbes list. i'm at 25.8..if i was under 25, i'd be off the list.

I bet! We don't have many fat chicks over here but the ones that are fat, well... they're REALLY FAT!

1. Nauru 94.5
2. Micronesia, Federated States of 91.1
3. Cook Islands 90.9
4. Tonga 90.8
5. Niue 81.7
6. Samoa 80.4
7. Palau 78.4
8. Kuwait


MICRONESIA?! Fuck that shit, americans are the FaTt00rRzZ

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i really dont mind a little love handle here and there, but it grosses me out when girls wear tube tops and spandex when theyre a solid 50 pounds over weight

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haha. Yes.

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little coincidence, this morning. i turned on the tv, and some movie called Camilla was on. i hadnt changed the channel yet because i was navigating through a website. i looked to my left, and saw my Dissection dvd on the dresser. in a bit of a goofy mood, i whisper/growled the dvd title "Rebirth of Dissection". 1 second later some old lady, on that movie (Camilla) said "a young man killed himself after that concert".

haha...

hah i know what you mean.. i go to a tech college and goddamn, theres chicks here with 2 to 4 rolls of fat in the warmer months...

generally i enduce vomiting when i see this

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Agreed. Most of them have southern accents and claim their "sexiness" and that you "can't handle it" when questioned.

If a gut, a flabby ass, and tits that rest on said gut are "sexy..."

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Meh. I'm a trained guy myself, I don't like girls with a fat ass. I don't even enjoy huge-ass tits. It's nice to have a hand full but when it's bigger they're usually hangers, or at least in the long run..

Everybody fancies something else but hell, I really can't stand fat chicks that think they're 'all that'. They take up too much space and should sod off.

I can't handle them because I wouldn't wanna touch them with a ten foot pole!

Exactly!

I honestly don't mind a girl with a few extra; but if she lacks ankles, count me the fuck OUT.

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then let it be known....metaltabs does not appreciate teh fatties

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Yeah, and fuck muffin tops.

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yup

http://bsornot.whipnet.net/images/G....vs.america.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/perry_pete...99/fat-boys.jpg

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Dutchies at ma housewarming party, no fatties allowed, only titties!!

http://85.17.225.69/62250001-623000...046_5_7KNX.jpeg

http://85.17.151.144/61900001-61950...588_5_t75U.jpeg

I shit you not. I can hook you up with their hyves 'for da dutchies. hehe!

Doc, maliesingel is gewoon zwaar de shit zoals je ziet... trekt de vrouwen aan weetje

moar?

Fuck, those girls are extremely hot. Well, I'm gonna go masturbate.

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Unless I'm reaaaaallly drunk.

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Anyone wanna tell me what /b/ is?

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/b is on a forum board named 4chan, you have /b in all other chan sites.

/b is full of random stuff, full of inside jokes known by b-tards.

b-tards: also known as anonymous, are people that post on /b.

It's like the chit chat on metal tabs. But /b is a very special place. you can say whatever you want to, because you are anonymous.

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haha, well they're real cockteasers. I know one of these model girls and if you know one model you quickly know a whole bunch.. Definetly no girlfriend material by the way but fun to have at a party. My new place rocks

godverdomme eddie, godverdomme

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Do you need a roomate? Just invite them to my house warming party.

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Figures as much. Fuck that noise. A girl is a cock tease to me if she is wearing pants.

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Hahah!

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Yummy

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What ever happened to that kid from Iceland, Manowar?

http://metaltabs.com/forum/member.php?u=4698

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got a life?

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I was wondering that when I saw today is his 17th birthday.

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Same^^

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wow!

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I really wish I would have met up with you when I was in The Netherlands... dat is jammer. I even remember taking the train past Utrecht and thinking "oh shit, isn't that where Eddie lives?".

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Yup, that's where I'm at. Utrecht is the 'hub' of all trainlines.. And there's hot chicks! Doc, the girl with the white beanie lives in wittevrouwen

stop giving me all her information when i know shes out of my goddamn league

hmm, its been a while since i fucked that black chick, my hormones are starting to pop up again

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Just go to the Tivoli and pick up chicks!

Dunno but that's what I would do if I was looking to meet a girl.

LOL. GROSS! Come on! You can do better than that.

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no im not gonna fuck that black chick again, just sex in general has been 3 months

fucking valentine, haha

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black chick: salty and smelly cunt

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Too bad about the hair though, otherwise she's just about perfect.

+1

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...endID=160301158
caught these guys last night at an artsy fartsy bar ( circus cafe for you saratogians)
was a fun show

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haha wtf... where the hell are you getting this information from Bob?

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Probably the one black whore he fucked after her aerobics class.

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mtm-you would be happy to know i picked up Realms Endless war last night.

no other news from this cat

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lolzlzzl @ black girls having salty cunts.

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i know everything, dont consider my english level, but i still know everything!

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Whats up bitches.

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Don't feel bad, other than this 45 year old milf last year i haven't been laid in almost 2 years.

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Recuperating.

Your hand still camped up from Valentines?

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Is there such thing as Celtic folk metal? I'm looking for fiddles and shit Someone reccomend some good bands if there are any. I'd really like to check it out.

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Yes its called gay metal.

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cruachan is the only thing that comes to mind, i dont care for it but a freind of mine loves em

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Thanks man, I'll check it out.

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I just gave them a listen. They're not that good; could have been a lot better.

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Dude, Korpiklaani.

It isn't Celtic but its till right up your sonic alley.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM

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if your looking for folk bands though check here

http://www.truemetal.org/metalmagick/index2.htm

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Cruachan is exactly what you're looking for! Listen to Some Say the Devil is Dead. It's a great drinking song. Brings back many memories.

Give a listen to Waylander too. (just the album Reawaking Pride Once Lost)

Why haven't I listened to folk metal in so long!?

EDIT: No offense guitardemon but GoC is off on a few of their labels. Just use Last.fm to find similar artist.

none taken, its not my site.but what do you mean theyre off?

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Just by clicking on letter A you'll see.

WHEN DEATH SLEEPS HE DREAMS OF YOU!

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do you need the application to use last fm to seach and what not?

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Blitz, its easier if you dont specify "celtic". simply look for viking/folk. Eluvietie, Suidakra, Thronar, Einherjer, XIV Dark Centuries...

and in the Bands-folk thread would be better

Any of you guys watch Breaking Bad? Its fucking GREAT.

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nope. what is it about exactly? i've seen several commercials. what i get out of them is that the dad from malcolm in the middle killed someone and makes drugs? meth?

The dad from Malcolm in the Middle has cancer and makes meth. That's what a friend told me about it, he loves it. I can never catch it on though.

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I haven't seen it yet, but my friend was telling me about it. I've heard from a few people that it's awesome.

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Basically its about a high school chemistry teacher who gets diagnosed with serious lung cancer.He hooks up with a junkie to combine his networking skills with the teacher's ability to make incredibly pure meth to pay the bills.

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I watch it every now and then. It's a great way to take my mind off of dreaded Sunday nights. It is a pretty good show but it lacks a certain liveliness/spark.. hard to pin point the problem. Also, it's a little frustrating when I flip on AMC in hopes of catching a great movie and a t.v. show is on.

On a related note, AMC will be playing The Godfather I, II, and III tonight, Tuesday, and Wednesday night, respectively.

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Defniitely have heard good things about it.

Heard a thing about it on npr too.

In other news I've started playing saxophone. I actually signed up for lessons too and i start on thursday. Woooord.

I got an alto sax from a friend for free, but i think over the summer i'm gonna buy a semi ok used tenor sax.

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i saw the strangest thing today. i still cant figure out what was going on. it was around 45 degrees here today, and theres snow on the ground so it was super foggy. i was driving home from the gym on a two way road thats 45 mph. i saw one car on the right pulled over waiting to get onto the road. then on the left side of the road there was a subaru off the road in the opening of a neighborhood. the white subaru outback had its trunk open. mind you it was exceptionally foggy so you could only see maybe 100-150 feet ahead at any given time. so about 30 feet from the subaru's open trunk there was this guy. he was probably 50-55, he had on a checkered shirt and truckers hat. looked pretty tan and dirty. but the scary thing was that he was walking REALLY strangely, and was on the white breakdown lane marker. his legs were all hobbled and bent together, they made like a diamond kind of shape. he was BARELY moving, but he was walking away from the white subaru. he was dangerously close to moving traffic especially considering how foggy it was. i know it sounds strange and dramatic, but he looked exactly like a zombie. his jerky motions, his weird legs, unkempt appearance. i drove past then i decided to double back around on a few streets and drive by again. if he was still way out in the road i figured id call the cops or something. but within 3-4 minutes, both cars were gone and so was he.

ive been replaying this in my head all day long and i cant make any sense out of it. the white subaru was defintiely involved, and i think the other car probably was too. why was the trunk open, why was this dude walking alone? why was he walking like that? i described it to mom and she said thats how people with cerebral palsy walk. but why would a dude who was that badly hobbled go for a walk on a main road in foggy weather?

most curious, why was everything gone within MINUTES? it looked like a combination of some kind of strange kidnapping gone awry and a zombie movie

really disturbing imo

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THE END COMETH!

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When are you going into the Navy?

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sounds similar to the show "weeds"

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the hell? i see the living dead and you talk about tv shows?

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What i want to know is why didn't you decapitate or set the guy on fire?

What a fucking selfish asshole.

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The world still turns, even when the dead rises.

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any plausible explanations though? im going nuts trying to figure out what that little scene was about

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Sounds like some kind of bum either drunk or really fucked up on some kind of substance.

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yeah but downtowns a good mile away... i guess thats the best explanation, but whered he go/what was with the car and trunk thing?

i guess thats what makes the most sense.. or if he was really disabled with like cerebral palsy or something

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Yes! Yes! All valid questions!

Why WOULD the trunk of a car be open? Why did they even design those things with hinges?!? Why was ONE person walking, AND ONLY ONE?! Why weren't TWO PEOPLE WALKING?! And why so strangely?! It was as if he was drunk or disabled!! THERE'S NO REASONING TO EXPLAIN THIS!!

And most disturbingly, IT ALL VANISHED IN MINUTES!! AS IF THERE AREN'T BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON THE PLANET EACH WITH A FREE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS FUCKING INSANE MAN

INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

are you trying to be a wanker or funny?

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A combination of the two i'm sure.

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the two are mutually exclusive?

more questions transient, more unexplainable questions!

why WERENT there two people walking, anyway? the guy could hardly do it alone

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its true!

whoever was talking about weeds earlier - thats an awesome show.

linked up nintendo DS with a friend last night, played advance wars DS, was awesome! very fun.

also bought worms OW2, is a very solid game!

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.


lololol.

Maybe you saw a real life trailer to Romero's new 'Diary of the Dead'?

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welp it didnt work because i dont feel like seeing any zombie stuff after that hahaha. also was reading world war z today and im done with that too

sounds stupid to just read the description i guess, but between the fog and the weird visuals it was too much

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He probably escaped some serial killer's dungeon but was picked up before he could get help because you had to think for a few minutes if it would be an incovience to you before you decided to turn around and help a man that looked like he's shiting brains.

You just killed a man, Tranny.

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maybe the guy was a dedicated jogger out in the fog, and the white subaru clipped him. if thats the case maybe the guy had a first aid kit in the trunk he was getting, or he was getting out a chainsaw to kill the fucker, cause who doesnt have a chainsaw in the bed of their truck...honestly

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either that, or a government conspiracy...which means you know too much and you have little time to live.

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My friend wrote lyrics for a Star Wars parody of "Forget About Dre." It's now called "Forget About Darth." Fucking A. I shall post lyrics when it is finished.

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