yeah and exept TheRaven and powersofterror, we dont know them...

have a good one powers!!

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What's the best software for burning MPG/AVI/WMV files onto a DVD-R that would work in a standalone DVD player? I'm looking for something that will let me build cool menus and shit too.

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So is Mike Myers just exadurating then, or what?

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I've been wondering that myself.

I just got home. I went to a party, got drunk and saw a lot of boobies. It is 6:18 am here and I haven't slept since about 11:00 pm Thurdays. So I've been awake about 31 hours. Fuck I'm a dumbass.

Good night!

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Exaggerating?

Yes. Lots.

did problematic really die?

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Yes.

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You're the biggest piece of shit I've met on the internet.

Lol, literally.

haha

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Yeah, pun intended.

STOP SHOWING OFF

ITS OUR GODDAMN LANGUAGE WE WILL SPELL IT FONE ETTIKLY IF WE WANT TO

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You fucking asshole

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You're a fucking fat piece of shit. Actually, you're not a piece, you're a whole piece of shit. There is no piece of anything fatter or more worthless than you.

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I don't do or condone drugs anymore, but I smoked salvia last night as well as last Friday. A gram to myself each time while being drunk...intense.

Not quite sure why it's legal.

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It's legal because most people that try it, never want to do it again haha

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Fonetically?

When browsing I read 'I don't do condoms anymore'

You scared me son.

This is true..both times I tried it was for free because my friends didn't want what they had left! haha.

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Haha same story here man. Did it twice because it was free cause my friends didn't want it. After the first time I swore i would never do it again, but then i thought maybe it would be different the second time...nope. Same fuckin thing. You won't see me puffin on that shit anymore.

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My friends and I were outside smoking up and we got on the subject of salvia; about it being legal and what the hell it is. My guess is its a very underground drug.

What's it like? The high I mean.

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neither would i. i havnt heard either one of those two anyway.

Band Of Horses is a mediocre indie band.

HORSE The Band (my guess is their name is a Band Of Horses joke) is a random metal band that uses a Roland syth with a Gameboy cartridge, making the keyboards sound like oldschool Nintendo. They're a required tase.

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It's fucking retarded. That's the best way i can put it. Read some reviews on Erowid.org if you want to get a better understanding of it, but good luck, I've done it twice and I still dont understand what the hell it does to you.

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Debilitating. It makes it so you can hardly move or even speak; you can process full thoughts, but speaking is just impossible. The times I smoked it, it made it feel as if these invisible waves were forcing me to sit/lay down, and there was no making it go away. It was similar to the effects of a hard acid trip, only much different (not as many melting visuals... hard to explain in words), and the intensity of the "trip" was waay more intense than even 8 or 10 hits of acid, only not nearly enjoyable in my opinion. It's very bizarre, and not for any dumbass kid who has no experience with drugs. And marijuana isn't a drug. I still can't fucking believe the shit is legal.



An "acquired taste" you mean?

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steve would you mind if i dropped over one weekend and burned some cds? i need some toxik....megadeth rust in peace reissue...exodus, etc i know youre the go-to guy around here

by the way our metalhead friend (not me) got fired the other day so metal cds will only be picked over by me from now on

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Big weekend

Had Big Day Out 08 just now, saw a lot of bands including;

Rage Against the Machine
Enter Shikari
Bjork
Regurgitator
Grinspoon
Faker
Silverchair
- amongst others which i cant recall just now, and also this wicked dance/break rave dj that was awesome, who i didn't catch th ename of

went out last night, hit some alternative clubs to get smashed, met a lot of cool people and listened to a lot of metal, saw a few locals, then went to some real clubs and danced and drank, was awesome.

then we went to a strip club at about 3am and that fucking ruled, i got a private lap dance and shit. was fucking sweet night.

im not even paying for it in the way of hangovers either. guess karma evened it out with all the cash i spent...

Cool news. Me and my friend's band are gonna be on TV.

My friend was talking at this diner with this friend of his about our Star Wars band, and some agent or someone for a show called "The Big Brother and Itchy Show" overhead him and was interested in putting us on TV as our own Star Wars characters.

We recorded last night. Just some 30-second shot, but was still pretty cool. We made up our own characters and back stories (I'm Darth Excrucyyus and my friend is Darth Infadarious). Wore makeup to look like Sith Lords; He put on some corpsepaint and I Shaved my head so I could paint my face, glue some horns to my head or something and look like a Zabrak (which was what Darth Maul was), but sadly I couldn't find horns so I was just stuck with face paint. He looked like Vortex, and I thought I looked like the love child of Galder and Chad Grey.

http://youtube.com/user/tootuncomin ; Check it out if ya want.

They say they want us back and they want us to do our own skit or something. Dunno when we can play some music, but we definitely are gonna use this show to get some members.

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Glad you're out having fun rather than sitting on your ass and playing MMORPGs all day.

How is Enter Shikari live? It's a huge coincidence that I stumbled upon this band today while you were probably watching them live.

one of the best live performances ive been to. overly energetic, mosh pits are sick, singer was climbing all over the rigging and shit like 20ft high

heaps of hot scene girls there too haha

and usually live they get peeps to make human pyramids but they didnt here

i want to see rage

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Hmm, yes. You should stop by around noon tomorrow... I should be awake by then

He got fired!?!? LOLOL. I need full details. What the fuck is he gonna do, start slinging pizzas again??

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Yeah, I wasn't paying attention.

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LOL i honestly dont know!!! hes probably in BAD shape this weekend

i might call you tomorrow then, depends how my days going i guess. gotta get to the gym before they close it at 3 (....old fogeys)

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Aright... I got to take some broad from waterford I met out tomorrow afternoon/evening some time, so the earlier the better. So sometime before the gym, a'ight?

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There's all kinds of various "stories" associated with salvia trips... from people jumping on top of car roofs (most likely bullshit and made up) to chicks feeling like they're "turning into toasters" (according to a girl I used to know) but my own experience is closest to Steve/MTM... it just makes you immobilized and think of the most random, abstract shit. In the opposite, it could you into an active dumbass, but not nearly the way that certain stimulants do. Like all dr0x, it's subjective as hell. All I know is it makes one feel stupid/silly as shit, but not like when ecstasy is kicking in.
BTW The "invisible force" is supposed to be "Lady Salvia" guiding you towards her, so you can "find" her. Some people have actually claimed to have seen, and had an inner-trip experience with Lady Salvia herself. To me that sounds like an awesome Maudlin Of The Well-esque lyrical idea, but I have yet to meet Lady Salvia.

I hate when people make it harder to buy shit. I'm trying to buy a flame-top Jackson Warrior from a guy, but I can't decide if a ball of dust on a photo he sent me is a ding he's talking about or not. Until he answers my question, he ain't gettin no cash.

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say what you will.
he's probably not even dead.

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To all wondering why it is legal, it's incense. It's legal to burn as such but illegal to smoke. About the experience, MTM and Sycophant hit it right on the head. When I did it for my second time, I felt silly and embarrassed and I just didn't know what to do with myself nor could I even bring myself to do much at all. I could understand what everyone was saying to me but all I could do in response was mutter. So I just went and laid down on this fold out bed my friend has right next to where we were burning the festivities.

I've never heard of "Lady Salvia" but I wouldn't mind meeting her. :P That invisible force you were talking about.. I've only ever heard that referred to as just plain "Salvia gravity".

To sixsicsix: Many of us read the news article about it now just stfu please.

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http://www.smh.com.au/news/national...6812922156.html

theres a million more where that came from you fuck. noone thinks you are brutal, hardcore, grim or cool in and way you fat cunt. we dont think you are cool for disrespecting the dead. we dont think you are extreme in any way other than physical size, bush pig. you see jan was a fucking intelligent young dude with his life ahead of him. fit, healthy, smart. he had finished his entire schooling. he had a future. he did not need to die at all.

you on the other hand should fucking fall into a type 2 diabetic insulin coma for being so fucking grossly over weight, and stay there rotting away in your own fat and stupidity because you cannot keep your fucking mouth closed and exercise some fucking self control. what a fat waste of breath you are. i'd tell you to get fucked but you're so ugly i know that's never gonna happen - no matter how much you pay the whore.

i hope you have fun living life as a fucking disabled obese statistic, you failed life.

Infinity: 1
SSS: -0

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Centipedes? In YOUR vagina?!

Man, the score to The Fifth Element is fucking great. Serra did a fantastic job. Any fans?

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On the money.

Watch your step six, you're walking on thin ice.

Yup!

I think they're a bunch of fucking sellouts. With their political correctness back in the day. Now they're only playing the uber-big venues with ticket prices going through the roof because they need to get paid.

Fuck that, anti-capitalism my ass. They lost all their credibility if you ask me. I wouldn't be surprised if they come out with a new album as well. Back in the day when I was young and ignorant I liked them, revolutionary music I thought... Well, maybe. But their later work wasn't all that great.

Audioslave didn't quite do it for me either. It's ok but not great. I like Cornell's solo work better.

I wanted to see them but as soon as I heard what festival they are playing on and with who (metallica, foo fighters, etc.) I said fuck it, I'm not going to pay 100 bucks to see Rage. I'll grab one of the old dvd's and buy booze for 100 bucks.
And no, I'm not pissed because I can't afford to go, because that's no problem, for me they've just fallen off the scale.

hmm, im going anyway

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Remember what Zack said. You are not a $lav€



Maar gast, vergeet je roze hoedje dan niet hé

i like their music. don't care too much for the politics behind them. i know that's one of their main things, but it doesnt interest me so much as the music, it never did really.

i would never pay to see them at a festival but i would still love to see them live and if they did do a new album and it was anything like battle of la i'd fucking love it.

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hey lets do it another time, i gotta do a ton of homework for classes this weekend anyway


if you dont reply to this ill call you around 12 i guess, dont want to wake you up haha

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Wow, cool, never heard that before. It's a fuckin weird feeling, I knew that much

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lady salvia,haha. that calls to mind kurosawa's blizzard from the dreams movie

http://youtube.com/watch?v=teK1v5sRsyI
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5Af-DZkRyzk
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEDk5ysFiuw

actually one of my least favorite dreams from that movie, mount fuji in red was my fav

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he was still a dick.

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A girl I know almost told me the exact same story about how s he thought she was an inanimate object.(don't remember which) Salvia doesn't really interest me, I like having control of my body. Which reminds me of when I fainted.

The only illicit drug I consume are prescription pills.

Oh and SixXPounds, it wouldn't be smart to come to these forums anymore. After those flippant remarks every one is doing to be dubious to you and not take shit you say serious.

No matter he made to you but you cant wish dead at all. I wasn't very friendly with him, but i still respectful.

Infinity: LOLL

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Out through the night
And the whispering breezes!
To the place where they keep
The imaginary diseases!

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Wow, Giants won the Super Bowl.

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Cool. How many home runs did they hit?

So I believe that I am victim to the absolute worst stomach flu ever experienced by man. I want to die. Die. Die. Die.

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Ahh, the dreaded emo flu. I heard that's been going around.

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uh you serious? its football not baseball

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I'm pretty sure he's just joking.

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I think they won by like 3 baskets.

I thought they shot a birdie two inning?

the weirdest thing happened today. Last night I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep and it was hot as hell so I took off my socks and threw them on the chair next to me and this morning when I woke up, both socks were neatly placed on top of one another right next to me in my bed. I'm in this room alone and the door is always locked.

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Brooding in English class I came to a decision that I need get out and enjoy what activities that are exclusive for my age.(fucking younger girls) Any advice? I've been confined in my house for over a month and have no idea where to start.

1) Find a chick you want to bang
2) get her to want to fuck you
3) always wear a jimmy hat
4) contrive a faux-relationship to keep on getting it
5) Remember that no matter what happens.. it can NEVER be your fault (never!)
6) if she makes you mad, just repeat steps 1 to 4 on her friends and refer back to step 5 with appropriate levels of defiance

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thro a party man

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You need looks and confidence for the first two steps. Without confidence your looks are nothing.

A jimmy hat? Condom or one of those weird flat-hats?

What do you mean by the fourth statement? I know what a faux pas is but not in the context your using it. Sorry for ignorance.

Yeah, it's never my fault because I'm too weak to do anything in relationships even if it's oviously and rationally their fault.

I only know like 3 females. And guys don't interest me ATM.

Should I? Honestly if I went to parties I could easily get laid by a drunk chick, but what's the fun in that? LOL

Go out, pick up chicks.

Don't know what you guys do out there but over here it's usualy having a dring in a pub/bar/club whatever and you just look around if there's any hot ass in the vicinity and chat her up!

Sounds like you haven't tried yet. hehe!

The question isn't what's the fun in that, but why you haven't done that yet! I'm reading what I just wrote and I see Def already said the same thing I did. Dude, going to a party is like Guitar Center during Green Tag Madness, you'll never know what kind of shit you'll end up playing that night.

Panterica's got a point, what if you throw a mad-ass party and have shitloads of hot babes come over.

Jimmy Hat = condom, it's some term we use here in L.A.
And what I meant by the 4rth statement was that sometimes you have to 'fake' a relationship with some chick if you want to keep boning her. Of course if you really cared about her you wouldn't do that, but we're not talking about that here.

And who said anything about guys? When I meant her friends I meant girlfriends. A chick with too many guy friends = tease/skank waiting in the wings

EDIT : Ok after 5 minutes of thinking the best advice to you would be just talk to 'em, like Def said. Yeah it'll be awkward at first but you'll get more confidence and balls as time goes on. The point is you just gots to DO it. Besides, you can totally use your passiveness to your advantage.

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man your young, right? so no bars or pubs or clubs as def said. so you gota thro yourself a kick ass party dude. just invite EVERYONE. dont discriminate against anyone you think is a loser or whatever. cuz your all just gona get shit faced anyways and the more the marrier. so yeah, go party man. if your not gona thro one yourself then get out of your basement and go to someone elses place and party haha. idk where you live but where i grew up there was always wicked parties going on. every weekend man you gota get out and let the ladies notice you. and like def said man, just go talk with them. i find if you dont think about tryin to score when you talk to them is better too. and when your drunk you WILL have all the confidence you will need man! good luck

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a real shut in wouldnt cry out for help with teh ladies

a real shut in would stay in that house for another month lolololo

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Fuck throwing a party unless you want your Xbox to get blackpeopled.

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LOL I've seen the hot chicks commenting you on myspace, bboi

You need to network. Very rarely will a hot girl approach you compared to a young ugly-decent looking girl. If there is a girl you like, start hanging out with one of her friends and eventually start to hang out with her through the friend. Just make friends in general you n00b. or go watch teenage movies

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ok yeah you dont want your shit gettin stolen thats for sure. go party at someone elses place. or party outside in the summer anyways.

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HAHAH dude one time last summer when I was on my way to one of my co-workers parties, she asked if anyone I was bringing was black because the last time she'd thrown a party, a few black people just stole all the whiskey and left. And they were the only blacks there so it made them look even worse.

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You guys have Afro-Americans at parties?

If your shit gets stolen, the people you are inviting aren't exactly friends. I'de hang their ass off my balcony fo' sho'!

On another note, if you're young and can't get into bars, pubs, etc. you can always chat up girls at school or during other social activities. Hell, I even picked up chicks at the tennis court. Just drop some stupid lines, even if it does make you look like a dick, it's still good practise. And after a while you'll get the hang of it!

Just build up some confidence, at a party it's super-easy to talk to everyone, even if you don't know many people at the party! Fuck it, drink beer and talk to strangers, it can be great fun. Hell, I've had great times doing just that, you might make some new friends in the process as well.

A lot of girls are damn shy themselves and try to hide it, some aren't shy at all. But a lot of girls dig the silent and passive guys as well. There's this ancient Dutch saying that goes like this: 'op elk potje past een deksel.' which basically means every pot has a lid that fits on it. I don't know if that makes any sense in English

sure it does

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This is true. I was thinking more of the lines of big open-house parties though.

I find it's best to meet the ladies through friends/friends of friends.

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Girls around you're age are very childish and can be real teases. Just talk to some of them(Go to Church, Parties, and small hang outs), dont get stuck on one, and try not to let all of them find out you're talking to them.

Practice on the ugly girls.(Beggars cant be choosers) Get that practice in, get ahold of the hot ones and show off your new talent. First time you do it I doubt you last 30 seconds to a minute. Don’t be ashamed happens to most of us.(45 seconds for me the first time lolz) Remember be ready to fuck any girl that comes your way.(but don’t go too low crack whore for example)

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I have an english saying: "My dick fits any cunt." Which basically means in Dutch, "Ik houd van natte overhemden", I know that doesn't make sense.

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welp heres my two cents. obviously youre not a raging sex addict or a real social guy in the first place, which is why youre asking for advice. doing all these things will probably just be uncomfortable for you and if it doesnt feel like you id say just dont do it

just hang out at places you like and wait til you bump into someone you share interests with, instead of going after anything that hoves into your field of vision

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Hahahaha.

Reqtum, the key is to talk to them about your favorite anime and how many FPM (frags per minute.. or fags!) you get in Halo 3. They'll totally want to inhale your balls.

But seriously now. If I'm not mistaken you're still in high school. One of the only things I miss about high school is how fucking easy it is to talk to girls. Not only are they everywhere, but you're forced to spend 5-8 hours with them a day. You're locked into rooms with them for most of that time, too. 60% of the work is done for you. Its basically like Lewis Hine just wanted all the kids to get out of factories and get layed. And really, its all about confidence and not being desperate.

BUT SERIOUSLY: You don't have to be fucking and going to parties all the time to be happy. Maybe just make new friends and change your surroundings a bit. Who knows what may fall in your lap.

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yeah well my shit never got stolen so i have no negros hangin off my balcony haha.


...negros on the balcony is mighty heat score!

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Giving Requiem sex advice? This is what we do now? YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED.

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Don't be jealous, Req needs lovin too.

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Just be confident. There in lies the answer.

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This is truth. Girls also love a slightly cocky asshole..A.K.A Confident. lolzlz.

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Hahaha blackpeopled.

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why? ju- just why?

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Ouch

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I know eh? It's terrible. I'd bet anything that some feminist dyke drew that, framed it, and 'hung' it in her living room, no pun intended

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I need to piss, but I already pissed recently. But it still feels like I need to piss.

Don't you hate that?

I thought I was the only one. I've had incidents like that that last for like 45 minutes and I can't do anything but sit on the toilet.

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Yep. I'm on a (admittedly, futile) quest to make myself pee. I've had a few glasses of water in 10-15 minutes. Knowing my luck, hyperhydration will occur now.


Hey, Dylan, do you sit when you piss? That's hot, bro.