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2007-12-15, 19:36
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New Blood
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Boston, MA
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extremely sexual guitar playing
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2007-12-15, 20:20
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Supreme Metalhead
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: West Coast
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ROFL!
You could play some Steve Vai shred licks and kill your gf!
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"So often our hands get caught up in ruts of muscle memory. 'Muscle memory' is an accurate term. We get used to doing certain things, without even being aware of them. This ultimately not only shapes and therefore limits our technique, it also shapes what we compose, what we write. We end up thinking still unknowingly trapped in that box." -Adam Nitti
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buy a stick of graphite (art stores) and rub it into your nut
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2007-12-15, 21:13
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Antwerp
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Dark Angel'd make her explode.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
Asphixa - bass, demo out asap
Adustum - bass, guitars, full length out soon on XXXXXXXXXX recs
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2007-12-15, 21:36
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Land of Dust
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Wait til she gets some Decrepit Birth rocking in her vagina!
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(Did you know In Flames had a 2005 album called "Come Clarity"? How prophetic. I think they're trying to tell us all their sperm are dead.)
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2007-12-15, 21:56
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Vaginal Warts
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: I live in a giant bucket.
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I don't know, if you start playing necrophagist or something there could be some pain involved. Cool idea, though, and if I were a girl I bet I'd love it!
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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2007-12-16, 18:21
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Crusher of Skulls
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Somewhere down the road
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Play some Defeated Sanity and brutalize the vagina.
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My Trust is in WHISKEY and WEEDand SLAYER
 Long live DIMEBAG
ROGspace Cunts. Book us
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You thought of mixing wheat flour with saturated fat, and putting it the resultant shit in a styrofoam cup. Shine on, you crazy dead yellow diamond.
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May the best cunt win.
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2008-03-11, 20:45
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
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Man, I wished I knew this years ago!
Then my ex wouldn't complain so much when I played guitar 
..I bet Requiem has one...
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2008-03-12, 00:44
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Post-whore
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Toronto, Canada
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wow. im getting that for that next girl who happens to come over and ask what it is.
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In the US "fanny" is a word used to describe the ass or butt. Here in the UK "fanny" is a lady garden (vagina)
I was very bemused as a youngster watching the Golden Girls when Blanche said she was going to "spank her fanny" I had visions of a geriatric vertical bacon sandwich red and bruised from being disciplined!!!
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2008-03-14, 09:45
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Quantum.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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What a wonderful idea. What a wonderful world we live in.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
- Carl Sagan
"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2008-03-14, 11:39
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
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I guess sudenly every girl will prefer brutal death metal over teenybop shit 
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2008-03-14, 13:38
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El Diablo sin pantalones
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Yggdrassyl
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"Use that wah-wah pedal, bitch!"
hmm.. I wonder if you can use a stereo chorus with two differnt of those guibrators.. where to stick it? Use your imagination 
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2008-03-14, 16:46
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the siamese
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: naked in a dead teenages dump
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it has been posted, but this is really funny, so its ok!!
I would say jason becker can shred a vagina!
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
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2008-03-31, 04:43
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New Blood
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 29
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haha first time ive seen this
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