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Old 2002-11-29, 21:00
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Old 2002-11-29, 22:48
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now i think i should tell you a little bit about what i do. i'll come to your office tomorrow and if you don't have my money, i'll split your fuckin head open, and just about the time i get out of jail, you'll be comin out of your coma. and i'll split you head wide fuckin open again, cuz that's what i do, cuz i'm fuckin stupid, i don't give a fuck about jail. so fuckin try me fatso, you fuckin try me. think he got the point???
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Old 2002-11-29, 23:41
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MetalPoldi, how much would I have to pay to get you to hang out with me? You are the funniest sonofabitch I've ever seen.


i like when he said, "i like to donate blood, 'cause afterwards i like to drink lots of beer and get drunk real fast!"
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Old 2002-11-30, 00:05
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Yeah, damn those 3 black metal bands that make good music...


wait, 3? nile, varg............... and me?
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Old 2002-11-30, 01:07
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now i think i should tell you a little bit about what i do. i'll come to your office tomorrow and if you don't have my money, i'll split your fuckin head open, and just about the time i get out of jail, you'll be comin out of your coma. and i'll split you head wide fuckin open again, cuz that's what i do, cuz i'm fuckin stupid, i don't give a fuck about jail. so fuckin try me fatso, you fuckin try me. think he got the point???
~Joe Pesci(casino)


Is that a quotation from the movie "Casino"?
But i take it for real, that you'll do that.
How'll do you do that? Be creative. I don't want to die a boring way.
I just learned something about some substances that you'll die a fucking funny way.

@atifman
It was a very cheap but funny week.

@PST 88
Where'll you be?
You have definetly to go to Cologne. One of the best towns in germany. The have those jewish churches, too. Synagoges, i think.
It's ok to be jewish. Not everyone can be a perfect son of a bitch.
You know i eat pigs and drill them. That's not so jewish, isn't it?



Today we had a demonstration at our university (i know, typical for students). We did (still do) a "24-hours tesching" ( damn my lack of english words. ). I was there when they told us something about drugs and the history of beer. The whole room was full and all of us drank beer.
Now i know how i can make opium, heroine or cocaine.

And about the beer:
In history they had prpblems with water. It was not sterile. If you drank it, there was a good possibilty to day. So they had to options:
1. (in china) they cooked water. And by accindent they invented tea.

2. (europe) they invented by acindent beer, because of the alcohol it was "sterile".
There were again to possibilities how it happened:

a) the women made bread. And, typical for women , they forgot something.
wait some days-> beer

b) ill people don't like hard bread. So they made it softer with water.
wait some days -> beer

the teacher prefered the first version.

It was so much fun!!! And all the time you heard beerchugs and people burping.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 01:19
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Old 2002-11-30, 01:23
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Old 2002-11-30, 01:25
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Old 2002-11-30, 01:51
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ii'm guessing "braut" means "perverted man who likes to dress as a woman with chest hair"
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Old 2002-11-30, 02:56
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in hungary, is may 10 really "naked day"?
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Old 2002-11-30, 03:54
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sure as hell hope not, or i just went nude on the wrong day.....
maybe that's why people gave me all those weird looks.
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Old 2002-11-30, 05:06
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wait, 3? nile, varg............... and me?


Hell no dude. Children of Bodom, Immortal, and Dimmu.
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Old 2002-11-30, 05:40
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I actually dont know where I'll be going. It's a very vague trip. But it's a trip, goddammit! I'll be in a town near Stuttgart at some point, I forgot the name. Herman Hesse was from there. I still forgot the name. But yeah, I'll come out to wherever you are. Just to spite slayme for calling me a Jew. And I can live without a synagogue, I dont really go to them anyway.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 15:00
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Perhaps Heidelberg, Tübingen, Freiburg? That's all next to Stuttgart.
But then you've got to travel through whole Germany. Take a map: I live near "Rostock" in the north east at the baltic sea.

I think nearly everybody here can live without any churches that belong to their religion.
 
Old 2002-11-30, 15:46
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Hell no dude. Children of Bodom, Immortal, and Dimmu.


CoB's balck metal? i always thought they were more melodic death
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Old 2002-11-30, 16:36
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They sound more like black metal than death metal to me, and I'm not going into all of that "melodic" or "technical" type of bullshit.
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Old 2002-12-01, 00:20
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Fuck, what a boring saturday evening.
I learned for three hours chemistry. Played "Gothic" (great game), but it fucked up. It don't want to start anymore. So i decided to drink some beer and spend my whole evening in the net. That will be quite expensive.

Any suggestions waht i can to instead of being in the net?
No, i won't masturbate.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 00:27
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Jimi Hendrix shouldn't be dead.



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if JH didnt die, it wouldnt of inspired malmsteen to start.... no malmsteen ina guitar world is a crazy thought.....

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Old 2002-12-01, 00:33
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Hey PST 88,
Do you really think your god has a bigger dick than mine?
I just think it seems to be, because of the missing prepuce.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 00:35
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:O

if JH didnt die, it wouldnt of inspired malmsteen to start.... no malmsteen ina guitar world is a crazy thought.....



What a shame.
Malmsteen is to full of himself.




Oh god, i'm talking about people's signatures.
But i'm to lazy to go to bed.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 00:48
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What a shame.
Malmsteen is to full of himself.




Oh god, i'm talking about people's signatures.
But i'm to lazy to go to bed.


haah same here, its 1:45 am in the UK :P

malmsteen is a god! if hes full of himself he deserves to be!
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Old 2002-12-01, 02:40
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i just ate dinner...mexican...it was okay.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-01, 04:32
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Old 2002-12-01, 06:25
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Malmsteen is no god, fuck you for saying so. Cunt: yes; God: no.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 06:31
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Anyone not down with donuts, is no god.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 12:55
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I don't like fuckin' donuts.

I am back. My internet was broken. I bet you all missed me. Bastards.
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Old 2002-12-01, 15:47
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doughnuts are goddam delish. specially those tim hortons ones
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Old 2002-12-01, 16:04
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really? you were only gone for like 4 days
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Old 2002-12-01, 16:28
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Old 2002-12-01, 16:33
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Old 2002-12-01, 17:03
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yeah dont donuts remind you of dream theater
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Old 2002-12-01, 17:03
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Old 2002-12-01, 19:13
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I don't like fuckin' donuts.

I am back. My internet was broken. I bet you all missed me. Bastards.


I was wondering where you disappeared to...

Oh yeah, I like donuts, but I won't eat them anymore. I like them a hell of a lot better than Dream Theater, at least.

And Christina Aguilera is a fucking whore.
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Old 2002-12-01, 19:49
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How random.


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Old 2002-12-01, 19:52
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Well, most of it was because of above posts...but my brother was watching somethin on MTV and it was Christina Aguilera shooting a video or something, and she looks so trashy, and like a whore, it's rather irritating.

I'm a strange guy, I know.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 19:57
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it was Christina Aguilera shooting a video or something, and she looks so trashy, and like a whore, it's rather irritating.


But we should respect her. You know, she said she's mature now.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:00
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Stupid bitch needs slapped, or shot.

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Old 2002-12-01, 20:02
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Am I allowed to do this, god?

But a friend (btw he's a metalhead, too.) will shoot me afterwards. He loves her.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:04
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Well if the god you are asking is the Drunken Yeti God, then by all means, shoot away

Um, well your friend can love her all he wants afterwards, as long as he doesn't mind necrophilia.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:05
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Stupid bitch needs slapped, or shot.



slapped? on the ass? by me?
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Old 2002-12-01, 20:07
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Heh, go for it man, her ass was basically hanging out in the video thing, so I doubt she'd mind.

Fucking whore. I hate Christina Aguilera.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:08
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wow, a god-given assacination. The police will call me insane. So i won't go into jail.

I don't think he would mind. I just have to give him the main pieces like the ass, the boobs and the vagina.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:11
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Hehe, yeah, I should write me a Bible
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Old 2002-12-01, 20:15
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I'm your Jesus, who'll spread the truth about the real god over the whole surface of the planet and beyond.
I'll have no patience or feelings for non-believers.
My organ for the words of the walpurgis-bible will be a twenty-string bass.
 
Old 2002-12-01, 20:18
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Much better

No patience, feelings, or remorse. Those bastards can face my wrath.

Bratwurst will be my ambrosia, Beer my nectar.
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Old 2002-12-01, 20:33
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Hahaha, that's awesome!
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Old 2002-12-01, 20:47
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Old 2002-12-01, 21:24
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Old 2002-12-01, 21:38
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Old 2002-12-01, 22:20
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-12-05, 17:47
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RTT, is fucking so old now, Anyone heard from Cagz (RTT founder)?
I ain't seen him in months! Legacy lives on though! Will have to find the guy, know where he lives so would be a start!
Is Rexy, Bunny, and da bunch still on here?
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Old 2002-12-05, 21:50
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wait...? WHAT!?
Whered that come from?
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Old 2002-12-05, 22:02
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Give it up Gav...even if someone was dumb enough to say it, no one'd be dumb enough to believe it
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Old 2002-12-05, 22:05
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Well, I'll be damned...

I guess it makes sense, since he said it to weijia, but it's still not something you should say to someone, even as a joke... I think powersofterror owes someone an apology.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-05, 22:14
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Yeah, appologise to Weijia now!
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Old 2002-12-05, 22:19
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I think one of these days I'm gonna sit and watch the Who's Online thing for a while, and make a list of names of everyone who is shown as "Viewing Attachment in Thread: Nicest Tits" for longer than 10 minutes, and post it on here...leaving my own name out, of course
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-06, 00:00
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Well, I'll be damned...

I guess it makes sense, since he said it to weijia, but it's still not something you should say to someone, even as a joke... I think powersofterror owes someone an apology.


what?!?!?? when'd that happen?!?!?!
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Old 2002-12-06, 00:45
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I like walpurgis's new signature.
It's more social and it's fucking true.

Beer and tits are the most importantthinfg in the world. So the threads about those topics can't get "off-topic".
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:10
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Chemistry is cool.
Just the organic chemistry, although i have to learn about that a lot about that.
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Gimme some C2 H5 OH!!!
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:10
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I like Walpurgis' new signature, too. He's a pretty smart guy from time to time.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:15
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But your first sentence is wrong. There has to be "Christina Scabbia" (singer of lacuna coil). Damn, she's hotter than Tarja.
So, don't be that "self-proud".
 
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I've seen her, and think Tarja looks better...and I guess you just don't know me well enough to know that I wasn't serious about that.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:20
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I knew that i shouldn't take your statements to serious
I'm fucking drunk at the moment, but i try to spell good.
Just "fuck you" and your first sentnce of the signature.

But Scabbia s hotter. Definately.
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:33
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since i was unaware of having to post randomness here, ill do it agian!

I HATE CHEMISTRY!!!


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No problem. Just helps us keep the crazy factor down. We're pretty cranky lot but it's the only thing that keeps the forums from turning into a zoo at the behest of a bunch of 14-year-old cocksuckers who can't argue without 'ya mamma' jokes.
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Old 2002-12-06, 01:48
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haha, I haven't noticed any of the moderators to be cranky, which ones are you referring to, James?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-06, 01:52
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Old 2002-12-06, 02:50
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i'm starting to dislike chemistry too, i had to do a crappy lab today. i tried to figure out how to do it like 2 hours before we had to do it, but i only kinda got the gist of it. i still didnt know how to find out if that molecule was polar or non-polar, and it was hard for me to try to figure out the molecular geometry of it. and sometimes the electronic geometry. but i didn't have problems with lewis dot structures, those weren't bad. i don't wanna look at another molecule for like 3 days
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Old 2002-12-06, 06:56
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Old 2002-12-06, 07:05
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hey everyone molecules can suck my dick!! i remeber highschool chem. my teacher was a cock for a while, then he turned out to actually be a cool dude...he gave us the answers to our final.and now that im in college...im really not lookin foward to takin chem again because i know these professors will be dicks
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Old 2002-12-07, 03:05
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bah, chemistry is so fuckin easy at the moment.
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Old 2002-12-07, 03:31
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Old 2002-12-07, 04:07
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Old 2002-12-08, 03:07
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bah, chemistry is so fuckin easy at the moment.



Hey.. fuck you! jk. The problem for me aint the class its our "teacher" shes a fat bitch and gives us too much work.
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Old 2002-12-08, 03:20
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Old 2002-12-08, 03:28
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Hey.. fuck you! jk. The problem for me aint the class its our "teacher" shes a fat bitch and gives us too much work.


my chemistry teacher was atleast 4oo lbs. and he gave us sooo much work,
yet he was really cool. my physics teacher is also fat( she's pregnant) and she
is also a workaholic. she gives homework, and i do it. i like to make fun of her
and all she does is laugh. she's pretty cool.
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Old 2002-12-08, 04:11
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argh!! i keep thinking you're the other guy! and the other guy's you!
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Old 2002-12-08, 04:14
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Disturbing, isn't it?
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-08, 15:38
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Old 2002-12-08, 17:16
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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Old 2002-12-08, 17:51
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Old 2002-12-08, 20:54
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Disturbing, isn't it?


quite
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Old 2002-12-08, 22:53
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then beat the other guy up, and steal his avatar
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
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Old 2002-12-08, 23:11
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Old 2002-12-08, 23:13
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Old 2002-12-08, 23:18
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your a dick, sqeejipoop.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.


This is my band's page
http://www.myspace.com/ferocitydentontx
 
Old 2002-12-09, 01:19
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Christ almighty...alcohol ) + bob = one fucked up bob.

I drank a liter and a half of vodka in a half hour, among other things.
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-09, 04:00
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geez thats alot.

(i'll change my avatar back soon)
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Old 2002-12-09, 04:02
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Nah it's now ta w ho le lot really...
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Fuck Brad and everyone who looks like Brad. From the looks of this picture, I think he's jerking off too much. Keep him away from LouAnne.

I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-09, 04:07
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Old 2002-12-09, 04:24
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30 shots of v odka aint aht mcuh.
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I never fucked a 10, but one night I fucked five 2's.

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You really have no dignity. I would rather have sex with my fifty year old father.
 
Old 2002-12-09, 04:57
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Learn to drink, weijia! And shut the fuck up.
 
Old 2002-12-09, 13:38
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i'm chinese, of course i cant drink much!
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Old 2002-12-09, 15:00
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