KNOW YE NOTHING FURTHER THAN YOUR OWN STENCH?
HEAVEN IS INDIFFERENT TO YOUR SALVATION OR CATASTROPHE!

So there.

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I agree.














Jimi Hendrix shouldn't be dead.

yes he should be dead. he OD'ed, its his own fault

1.the dragon is ok, however, it looks like "The Joacim Lies Bleeding"

2. that kid was "Heeding the Call" to kick Joacim's ass.

3. He is "Stronger Than All" except for when he opposes crazy kids with beer bottles

4. Joacim- "The Fallen One"

5. "Let the Joacim Fall"

6. Joacim went to "Dreamland"

7. "At the End of the Rainbow" is a few scars and a hospital bill.

8. "Steel Meets Steel"? more like bottle meets face....

9. "Stone Cold"=Joacim

10. I guess "The Way of the Warrior" is to get their asses handed to them by little punks

11. "Always Will Be" scarred

12. Joacim couldn't "Raise the Hammer" in time cuz the kid raised the bottle too quickly.

13. "Living in Victory"? yeah right, I'd say he just lived a night at the hospital

14. It is sad how a "Templar of Steel" can lose to a kid with a bottle.

15. I guess the word "Power", in Power Metal dioesn't stand for physical power.

16. Joacim should have been wearing his plate mail armor WITH the helmet

17. Joacim lost cuz he was only carrying his Dragon Slayer Sword instead of his Little Punk Black Metal Fan Slayer Sword.

18. Joacim couldn't get any help from his fellow band mates because they were busy masterbating to a movie......... not a porno movie, no, it was "Lord of the Rings"

19. Oscar (HF guitarist), would have helped Joacim, but he was trying to hit on some women by telling them about his Level 35 Paladin

20. Joacim lost the fight because Jesper Stromblad wasn't there to help him, Joacim probably expected Jesper to automatically help him because Jesper helps HammerFall write so many of their songs.

1. the drummer was having Joacim "Heed the Call" in his pants.

2. "PeckerFall"

3. Power metal clearly stands for Joacim's cock working power.

4. Joacim is and the drummer are going "Back to Back'.................. in bed

5. "The Dragon Lies Bleeding" ............ probably from the butt if Joacim just got to him.....

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goddam dude let it go, jeez......it's already established that this Joacim character is a faggot......let it go dude.

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don't let it go, fuck him in his faggot ass.

falafel

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??

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hey wally, since you're becoming a nuclear technician, can i call you homer?

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shut the fuck up weijia

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no

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Shut the fuck up weijia and get your goddamn middle eastern foods out of here. Wait, nevermind, just shut the fuck up.

yeah middle-eastern food rules (i could go for a crunch patty sandwich right.....now), but weijia sucks big moneynuts.

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goddam

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I CANT LET IT GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its cuz nothing like this will EVER happen again. the ONLY thing that can top this is if Byron from Bal Sagoth gets his ass kicked.








damn nightwish is just too good.

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ha, i like that last spam thread

"Seems like it might be useful......"

i like how he even added the smiley face next to the thread...............

pathetic

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If a black man played metal, would it then be black metal? And is there such a thing as spermafrost?
I just have to ask!

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if a black man played metal it would be called Stuck Mojo. Spermafrost? never heard of the term............

it is really difficult to try and cut out a neat slice of banana cream pie.....messy.....

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or sepultura, the crap of today

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well Stuck Mojo is fronted by a man with African heritage.

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As is Sepultura, thus the mention of them. However, powers, I doubt Sepultura's THE crap of today. Whether or not they're crap at all, I'm sure they dont deserve to be the definitive example of crap. That's just unecessary.

No, they're not example of the crap of today. Leave that honor with 95% of the current death/black metal scene.

well the 'fuck adam' thread dissapeared..which is good, but who is adam???!!!

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doesn't matter who adam is, put the guy on your ignore list and don't post in his threads. As soon as I see the thread, I delete it anyway.

ah, whatever, i was just showing my discomfort for the new sepultura

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fair enough.

did you know that half the things on your sig are not around as often as they
used to be...
Black metal
Varg
Morbid_death
Nile

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yep, doesn't bother me none.

.

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haha! nice one.

sepultura is fronted by a black guy? i had no idea.............

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hehe, i;m still here




ok. i'll shut the fuck up

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yes, you should shut the fuck up.

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its election day today

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wow, thanx for the informations

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i'll steal slayme's favorite sentence:

shut the fuck up mrweijia

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everyone beats me to it now, its sad.

have another chance

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CtHuLhU owns you, boy...

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Its a miracle!!

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so there was a peace march today, and people had banners and shit like that. among them were:

-fuck bush, fuck chretien
-fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
-fight terrorism, kill your god
-jesus is the other terrorist
-lawyers against the war

i forget the rest

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i just bought gloves that double as mittens, they're cool as fuck. they'll keep my warms pretty hand.

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Yes, because we all remember when, in John 13:22, Jesus planted a bomb in the base of that den of heathens and blew them all up. I think that was right after he healed the cripples, but I'm not sure.

People who protest are exactly as ignorant as the ignorant motherfuckers in power. They should shut the fuck up. As long as I'm saying it, you should too, weijia.

Oh, and I am more than willing to fuck for virginity.

my calices are huge..fly my pretties fly!

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Verbal Abuse anyone?

?what?

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Uh, nothin.

Right.

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SHUT the FUCK up weijia!
is that better?

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Thanks, he cries when I say it now.

wha!??!? thats not verbal abuse! thats just plain abuse!

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they're filming "the twilight zone" by my house this weekend. i've never watched the show, how is it?

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My God's pussy is tighter than your God's.

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no its not, your god is a loose whore.












mine's a tight whore

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ask me how loose your god's pussy is.




you god's pussy is soooo loose,
when she sits on a bar stool, she can't
keep herself from sliding down....


hahaha, my 1000th thread!

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what's the deal with msn messenger

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Mine works fine...

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the new version is cool.

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i use windows messenger

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They are the same thing.

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yeah i guess. it made me download the new msn, i dont like it. the previous version was better because i could get rid of the tabs.

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Um, I don't have the tabs on mine, and I have the newest version, unless one came out and the messenger never alerted me.

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Do you have a little section to the left of the Add a Contact thing and below the buttons?

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i dont quite understand, but theres tabs to the left of the contacts, with the bell and the graph. in the blue area.

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Go to the Tools menu at the top, and go to Show Tabs...there should be an arrow, then some titles with checks next to some of them. Uncheck any of the ones that have checks, and see if that does anything.

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Well, I hate to break it to all of my fellow black metal haters here, but I like more BM bands than DM bands now...

None of them are as cool as Morbid Angel, but as far as quantity goes, BM has won, lol.

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so what'd you do this weekend

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imagine jim carrey in a mosh pit

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Blasphemer.

Not my fault...I expected more death metal to be like Morbid Angel, and the only band I've heard that sounds remotely like them is Hate Eternal, for obvious reasons, and I don't really even like them that much. I also gave Cannibal Corpse, Deicide, Cryptopsy, Immolation, and a few other bands some serious listening time, and don't really like any of them.

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silly air guitar. hehe its getting on aswell. hahahaha

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Welcome

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launch.yahoo.com is good

it's like a radio station, man

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and you get to choose who goes on yours and you can skip songs you don't like

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These RTTs keep taking longer and longer to grow...anyone else noticing that?

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yeah dude.
forums have really slowed down and gotten dull lately.

i hope we're in the trough of the sine wave that is these forums

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The trough of the sine wave eh? Man you really need to stop going to school

What's up man?

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not much man
my brother got married on saturday, i took pics, that was fun

i'm listening my internet radio station on yahoo, it's pretty cool, i just listened to morbid angel right now and cannibal corpse

right now i'm listening to kid rock (it's random who they pick but you can skip it)

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it's pretty nice to listen to music you don't have with you when you're kinda far away from home like me.

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What Morbid Angel song was it?

That's cool about the marriage thing, though man.

I haven't been doing shit aside from lifting...I got laid off on Friday, so now I dont' even have a job anymore

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angel of disease

now i'm listening to In Flames

this radio station exposes me to music i would never bother checking out on my own time.

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In Flames isn't bad, but I don't listen to them that much anymore...

I've been listening to basically only Children of Bodom and classical lately.

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yeah, i wonder why

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did you get laid off from that warehouse or the navy?


try kalmah, its like children of bodom, but different

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Hahah, I got laid off from the windowframe factory, I don't think you even Can get laid off from the military

I'll check out some Kalmah. Any songs to recommend?

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Kalmah - Evil in you, and kalmah - hades, those own, Lars and nemo told me to get them, i love!


If you like CoB, check out Dark Tranquility

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for kalmah, also try "using the word" and "they will return" its really hard for me to get their mp3's off kazaa. i only have 4

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for my chemistry class next quarter i think i got a nun as a teacher

i think i might try to be like eddie griffin in the movie "double take" and slap her ass and say "there's a first thing for everythang...."

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A chemistry nun? That's great. I think she'll only do alchemistry and you'll try to synthetize gold.

Just 13 days till my organical-chemistry exam. There are so many reactions you have to knw, but i like it.

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I drank my first "Glühwein" of this year today.
It's a warm wine with spice and sugar. That's why you get quite fast drunk.

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SUCK MY FIST METALPOLDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MetalPoldi, how much would I have to pay to get you to hang out with me? You are the funniest sonofabitch I've ever seen.

Again?
So i think you're now fistless. Remember i bite.
Now your guitar-carrer is finshed.

@ slayme
Just pay the ticket to Germany and i show you the life of a son of a bitch.
Wait, this one was against my mother. GRHHHHHHHHH
Why's walpurgis now in your signature?

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Because I'm just that damn special

Actually, it's because I like more black metal bands than death metal ones...either that or it's because it would piss off Cthulhu Dawn, since he tried so hard to get on slayme's sig, but never could, hehe.

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<----- (Hammerfall Smilie?)

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Walpurgis was seduced by the dark side, and betrayed the order, that's why he is a resident in my signature now.

Yeah, damn those 3 black metal bands that make good music...

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Fuck them in their stupid asses.

Hey Poldi, I'm gonna be in Germany, can you show me the life of a son of a bitch? What? Oh... I see. Just slayme? It's because I'm Jewish, isnt it? ISNT IT? Goddammit!