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I can't watch the real murder videos. It's one thing to watch the crazies voluntarily poke and cut themselves but watching the crazies take someone's life is a whole other world.
Remember that infamous beheading video released by terrorists around 2003? Do you remember that news story about the teacher that got fired for showing it to a bunch of students? That was at my school.
I was talking with my English teacher before class and he mentioned that he hadn't seen it but wanted to so I gave him the link. He decided that it was for the best of his students that they see "What we are up against" and offered to show it to anyone who wanted to see it, and, from what I remember, showed it to his entire senior class. The next day or so it was ALL over the news and he was soon fired. He was, and I don't use these word lightly, an extremist right-wing germophobe was had a serious obsession with The Beatles (and Yes). Good teacher and quite the character but a seriously dumb-fuck thing to do.
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Shit, was that the Nick Berg video? One of the first to come out of Iraq? I saw that one, and I think I was somewhat desensitized by the "Chechnya collection" and didn't find it to be too bad. But a teacher showing it to students? Fuck haha. What age group are we talking here? I can't imagine myself seeing anything like that even in my last year of high school. Perfect tool of indoctrination, though: "They're coming to take your heads! Submit to the Right for protection!" 
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If Nick Berg is the journalist guy, then yes.
I was especialy nervous when I was called to the Principle's Office and questioned about it, and who gave him the link. LIED THROUGH MY TEETH!
My class was probably 15-16ish. It was a silly idea and I was pretty surprised to see him do it... wait, no I wasn't. He could be pretty unorthodox, like the time we spent an entire month studing The Beatles and their impact on the world. Or the time he called the Senior AP English teacher the "quisessential liberal teacher spreading the media's left-wing propoganda."
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If Nick Berg is the journalist guy, then yes.
I was especialy nervous when I was called to the Principle's Office and questioned about it, and who gave him the link. LIED THROUGH MY TEETH!
My class was probably 15-16ish. It was a silly idea and I was pretty surprised to see him do it... wait, no I wasn't. He could be pretty unorthodox, like the time we spent an entire month studing The Beatles and their impact on the world. Or the time he called the Senior AP English teacher the "quisessential liberal teacher spreading the media's left-wing propoganda."
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Ahh, it wasn't Nick Berg then, it was Daniel Pearl. His was much easier to watch because he was already dead when they started cutting. They had beheaded him in the usual style, only to find that there was a malfunction with the camera, so they "staged" a second beheading with his corpse. Very crudely done. But hey, Al Qaeda's production skills have come a long way since then!
Haha your teacher sounds like Stephen Colbert without the satire. You actually reminded me of a music teacher I had once. She was a substitute, and we had her for several months, and I'm not kidding - the entire time was spent studying...you guessed it, The Beatles. Granted, she was a music teacher, but fuck me...there is a curriculum, and The Beatles (originally known as The Quarrymen - the only thing I remember from that class) weren't on it. Certainly not several months' worth! |
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I hope you mean "He" instead of "You", as I had enough of the fucking Beatles in the womb. She doesn't sound too far off. I understand their influence on music, culture, and fashion, but I certainly don't think their song writing and 'composistion' should be intenselty studied (which I'm guessing you had to do, it being a music class).
I was wrong, looks like it was Berg. Here's a link to the news article: http://articles.latimes.com/2004/ma...al/me-website15
He's the first teacher mentioned, Steven Arcudi.
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I hope you mean "He" instead of "You", as I had enough of the fucking Beatles in the womb. She doesn't sound too far off. I understand their influence on music, culture, and fashion, but I certainly don't think their song writing and 'composistion' should be intenselty studied (which I'm guessing you had to do, it being a music class).
I was wrong, looks like it was Berg. Here's a link to the news article: http://articles.latimes.com/2004/ma...al/me-website15
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I agree 100% - The Beatles were of their time, a time seemingly of faddish hysteria, and their music/musicality has never impressed me, and I hate the fact that I'm almost obliged to feel otherwise.
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Wow, finally someone that isn't sucking Colbert's dick about how he should be president. I don't have an opinion on him, I don't care.
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I've been listening to Colbert's audiobook, "I Am America, and so Can You". It's quite enjoyable, more so because I don't have to listen to the obnoxious whopping and screaming from his audience every other sentence.
This is turning into another RTT haha, better post something gross to keep us on track:
This is a fake clip from the classic "Faces of Death", showing a paedophile being impaled. Not terribly convincing, but I think this thread needs to lighten up a bit lest we all become chronically depressed:
http://tu.tv/videos/castigo-a-violador
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The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs (the chaps who participated in the "3Guys1Hammer" video, and other murders/crimes) have been sentenced to life imprisonment, with the except of the third participant who didn't take part in the murders but was involved in robberies and animal torture; he has received a fairly apt 9-year term for being a wee cunt.
Life in a Ukraine prison. They'll be begging for a hammer to the face in a week.
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The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs (the chaps who participated in the "3Guys1Hammer" video, and other murders/crimes) have been sentenced to life imprisonment, with the except of the third participant who didn't take part in the murders but was involved in robberies and animal torture; he has received a fairly apt 9-year term for being a wee cunt.
Life in a Ukraine prison. They'll be begging for a hammer to the face in a week.
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Holy shit. I thought that video was fake. Wow, some kids |
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Are you sure that's not the vid I posted? A genuine impalement is one of the many holy grails of the gore underground, along with footage of seppuku being performed and the complete version of "chechclear" haha. |
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Just looked at the one you posted. That's the one I saw lol. I didn't know it was fake though, mind you I saw it when I was about 13 or 14 so I probably didn't know better 
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I think he's infinitely funnier than John Stewart. I don't think I've ever laughed at that guy.
I've been listening to Colbert's audiobook, "I Am America, and so Can You". It's quite enjoyable, more so because I don't have to listen to the obnoxious whopping and screaming from his audience every other sentence.
This is turning into another RTT haha, better post something gross to keep us on track:
This is a fake clip from the classic "Faces of Death", showing a paedophile being impaled. Not terribly convincing, but I think this thread needs to lighten up a bit lest we all become chronically depressed:
http://tu.tv/videos/castigo-a-violador
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Ugh that has to be a horrible death. I read a similar story somewhere, (it might have been here, forgive me if you guys know of it already) this time dealing with an old man. The old man was a horny fucker, so he was fucking his plunger in the shower while hanging on to the shower curtians. those things are fucking weak though, so of course they broke and the man took the whole plunger handle up his ass and died.
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I read a similar story somewhere, (it might have been here, forgive me if you guys know of it already) this time dealing with an old man. The old man was a horny fucker, so he was fucking his plunger in the shower while hanging on to the shower curtians. those things are fucking weak though, so of course they broke and the man took the whole plunger handle up his ass and died.
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Hahahaha something tells me the family didn't tell the coroner the first half of that story. It's almost worthy of a Darwin Award.
He probably died of the same thing that killed "Mr. Hands", that is, a perforated colon and related complications. Not something I want to have printed on my death certificate! Which is why I've stopped letting horses and plumbers fuck me. |
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Some people might enjoy it. I guess it's all personal preference. I always wondered though, what if one of the seeds got stuck in your willy-hole? 
I was reading a newspaper about 4 or 5 years ago and came across an article about this one guy in Alberta that pulled his car over on the highway to steal a pumpkin from a farm, then got back in his car, cut a hole in it and started fucking it. Unfortunately for him, he had barely even started when a police officer pulled up behind him and knocked on his window and caught him in the act
Fuck, I wish I had kept that article
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I was reading a newspaper about 4 or 5 years ago and came across an article about this one guy in Alberta that pulled his car over on the highway to steal a pumpkin from a farm, then got back in his car, cut a hole in it and started fucking it. Unfortunately for him, he had barely even started when a police officer pulled up behind him and knocked on his window and caught him in the act |
LOL I don't know what's more pitiful, shagging a pumpkin or being so broke that you have to STEAL one and quickly ravage it before the cops turn up. Then again, the thrill of the big pumpkin heist is probably half the fun.
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LOL I don't know what's more pitiful, shagging a pumpkin or being so broke that you have to STEAL one and quickly ravage it before the cops turn up. Then again, the thrill of the big pumpkin heist is probably half the fun.
Speaking of bizarre sexual practises:
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Man, why in hell did i even click that link.....
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"Kids in a sandbox" ruined wanking for me, I'm not gonna have my precious shitting taken from me as well!
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I had no idea what that was, but curiosity got the best of me again and I just HAD to search it on google...
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I had no idea what that was, but curiosity got the best of me again and I just HAD to search it on google...
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Same here...weird fucking people on this earth and the internet brings them all together.
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Same here...weird fucking people on this earth and the internet brings them all together.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I saw that shit years ago, and I still have to give my cock a reassuring squeeze every time I inadvertently think of it. I've already grabbed it 3 times since I started typing this.
I'll watch any beheading video, but I'll never watch that again! For anyone else who's feeling curious, this video shows a man willingly accepting a dildo up his cock-hole.
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I saw that shit years ago, and I still have to give my cock a reassuring squeeze every time I inadvertently think of it. I've already grabbed it 3 times since I started typing this.
I'll watch any beheading video, but I'll never watch that again! For anyone else who's feeling curious, this video shows a man willingly accepting a dildo up his cock-hole.
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Ughh I know. It's even worse than the 16 year old kid in Germany who chopped his willy off when he had a bad LSD trip.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Ughh I know. It's even worse than the 16 year old kid in Germany who chopped his willy off when he had a bad LSD trip.
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..When was this? Link.
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My bad though, he was 18, and it was some other kind of hallucinogenic drug... and it wasn't just his penis, it was his tongue too.
Link.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Aaaah, he was using Datura. That really doesn't surprise me. You've got to be pretty stupid to mess around with Datura as it causes full-blown delirium.
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Poor kid.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I doubt any female will ever be interested in him now... no tongue OR cock! |
Fuck him, here's me with a fully functioning set of appendages getting sweet fuck-all anyway.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Are prostitutes expensive there? |
I sure hope not I'm gonna be a transfer student there next year.
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I don't quite get your English there...
Hey if your still around next year man definitely gotta get up with you if your still in Ireland...Keep me in the safe places!
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Hey if your still around next year man definitely gotta get up with you if your still in Ireland...Keep me in the safe places!
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LOL just remember this and you'll be safe:
If you see a lot of green, white and orange flags your name is Paddy. If you see a lot of red, white and blue flags your name is Billy  hahaha
What are you going to be studying? I'm just curious to see which subject could possibly be interesting enough to make someone want to move here to learn about it! Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?
In keeping with the thread's theme, here's a video showing a pretty brutal death at a rodeo:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=81...-i-ve-ever-seen
I'm not an animal rights sort of guy - the only time I care about pigs and cows is when I'm trying to decide whether to have them with gravy 'n onions, or in a bap - but I get a certain pleasure in watching bulls get the upper hand in rodeos and bullfights. There's just something about the arrogance and the mindless, needless cruelty of the chaps involved that makes me wanna see them gored or trampled. |
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You know this whole time I've been saying transfer student when i meant to say Exchange student.
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Well I'm majoring in Computer Science but shit man I've always wanted to go over seas and see what the deal is..looks especially beautiful in Ireland.
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Well I'm majoring in Computer Science but shit man I've always wanted to go over seas and see what the deal is..looks especially beautiful in Ireland.
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Well, as much as the people who live here piss me off I can't deny that the vast majority of Ireland is pretty breathtaking, so you won't be disappointed in that department. Portions of Hollywood movies are commonly shot here just for the scenery, although that's usually down south (I think Cork was used in Saving Private Ryan, and it's pretty obvious which scene has been shot here when you watch the film). Do you know which end of the island you'll be visiting?
Computer science, eh? Every time I try to read up on that stuff my head feels like it's been packed tight with wet sand hahaha, it's just too beyond my publicly educated mind |
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Computer science, eh? Every time I try to read up on that stuff my head feels like it's been packed tight with wet sand hahaha, it's just too beyond my publicly educated mind |
I'm pretty sure its around Dublin man. Also I've been programing since i was 13 a lil hacker i was in my young days...couldn't find anything better to major in so i did that. It's easy if you keep your mind open.
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I'm pretty sure its around Dublin man. Also I've been programing since i was 13 a lil hacker i was in my young days...couldn't find anything better to major in so i did that. It's easy if you keep your mind open.
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Dublin is down south, so you'll definitely have a more "Irish" experience there hehe.
I was also doing something quite regularly when I was 13, but unfortunately there are no university courses for that |
yea i was also slapping the clown as well at 13, but made time for other activities.
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Some of us can multitask. Everything I've ever said on this forum has been typed with one hand, especially when I'm in this thread.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Some of us have ticklish balls, and get no pleasure out of them being touched.
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LOL NOT THA MICH4LZ GLOVE NOO!!!
Really I have ticklish nuts..when I'm having sex and she touches my balls i almost fall to the floor like a small child and go "Stop*Laughing*, Stop*Laughing*, stop*Laughing*". Anyone else have ticklish nuts?
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Na i don't have a girlfriend I'm a complete whore man if you want the truth...what i meant to say is when any girl.
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I like that way when we see most Irish people on T.V. their a ginger kid, have a lot of red headed people over there or some then?
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I like that way when we see most Irish people on T.V. their a ginger kid, have a lot of red headed people over there or some then?
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Maternity Waiting Room
Midwife: Mr. Smith, I have some good news and some bad news.
Mr. Smith: Shit...well, give me the bad news first.
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Don't worry mate, it's fake When you know that while you watch it it's actually pretty obvious. I think the weird wanking ritual at the beginning, and the ooze coming out of his dick near the end of the clip, makes it seem more believable. It's a little detail you wouldn't think would be worth the time/effort fabricating.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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A man films his wife giving birth to a dead baby:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=80...-father-records
Apparently the child was killed as a result of malpractice on the part of the medical staff, which is what I'm assuming prompted the father to get the camera out.
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Father: There’s no one, no one here. There my love, there. There’s no one here, just let it come out. Let it come out, it’s already out, mom. There, let it come out for god.
Mother: I don’t want to. I don’t understand. I don’t want to. No.
Father: There nothing more will happen
Mother: When are they coming?
Father: Look, Look (pointing at the baby) for god sake. Look at what’s going on, because of you all. Help her. For god.
And.. Blah blah, something that she’s been like that since 6pm.
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A man films his wife giving birth to a dead baby:
http://theync.com/media.php?name=80...-father-records
Apparently the child was killed as a result of malpractice on the part of the medical staff, which is what I'm assuming prompted the father to get the camera out.
Here's a lazy translation from a gore forum:
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.
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Oh it's just one of those Necrophagia-clips.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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hahah i showed that to my gf and she dry-heaved.
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Haha yeah it is pretty revolting.
You should buy one of those pumps and give it to her, just to see the look on her face
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Did you hear the one about the Canadian bisexual porn star who murdered a guy and sent body parts to various politicians after eating a few himself? Well, here's how he procured said parts:
Obviously NSFW
http://forum.goregrish.com/threads/...a-murder.16849/
I was laughing at frankly indefensible volumes at various points in this clip. See if you can figure out which!
Something a little less nihilistic:
Russian Mafia Hitman Performs a "Hit"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=942_1337867910
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Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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I just wanted to thank you guys. I was reading through the entire thread again, watched a couple of videos and now I'm about to puke. fml
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I don't feel like making the mistakes you guys are making haha. I SHALL CLICK NOTHING!
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Well, it's your loss man. Like, I understand if you're a little, like, you know scared, perhaps, but it's totally your decision and I'm sure we all will respect you none the less for it.
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