if i grow big enough balls, i'll be sure to document it as best i can.

Wasn't planning on missing a day of school but after last nights incident there is no way anyone, that did the same thing as me, would go.

I was lying in my bed when I felt vomit enter my mouth and then my nasal cavity. I shot up, ran to the kitchen and threw up into the bin. Forgetting about the vomit I go into the bathroom and the instant I get there it spews from my nose and my mouth like in the Exorcist and splatters all over the walls, in between cracks, behind the toilet, on the toilet paper holder, on our magazines and magazine rack, and on the shower curtain and in the shower.

Too bad this wasn't your everyday liquidly vomit. This was orange vomit with rice in it. Prior information you should know; I cooked a box of Rice a Roni to myself with out anything to drink- while parched from the huge meal I located a Sunny Delight and downed it without hesitation. Now back to the vomit, it was orange and had complete pieces of rice in it. The whole meal had came up!

Now my bathroom was in havoc, I was feeling sick, had at least two hours a head of me and the only thing I could do was whimper into my parents room and inform them about this horrible incident. At this moment my life would have been better if I was dead. I've never seem myself so weak and vulnerable to words. My mother was making me feel like the biggest POS on Earth and I believed every word she told me. Eventually, I cleaned as much as I could and stumbled into my room and retired.

This could be the result of weed. I'm not really certain but from this point on if I plan on smoking; there will be a meal planned out before I smoke. None of this impromptu shit like I had last night.

haikthxbai

you... told on yourself!?!? HAH!

by the way, dont lay down after eating. you cant properly digest food that way. noobz.

kthx

I was expecting some responses like:

Response 1: "sux2bu"
Response 2: "orly"

hah. man, im just wondering why you even went to your parent's room. should have cleaned up the mess, brushed your teeth, and gone to sleep. i know you fealt terrible, but ive been there and i do whatever i can to AVOID my mom then.

well, against my better judgment, i went ahead and ate one of those little bastards. god damn they are hot!

pepper and quarter for size reference.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3229s.jpg

me thinking "what the fuck is wrong with me?!"
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3238s.jpg

chewing it up.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3241s.jpg

me after the heat kicked in. cleared my sinuses out really quick, made my eyes red and watery, also put a good bit of sweat on my brow.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3251s.jpg

drinking some milk after i figured i had enough pain for one sitting.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3252s.jpg

me after the whole ordeal..i survived.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c...a/IMG_3253s.jpg

LOL

haha, nice sequence of pictures graf.

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does reading/thinking about spicey food make anyone else salivate? not the good way, its almost like theres spicey food in my mouth already or something

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haha awesome graf.

I'm gonna have to try me sum'a them.

You might have just cooked the food wrong or somethen. Doubt it was the weed unless you were really high, ive seen people vomit from i guess being "2 high".

Anyway i smoked last night my self and just so happens im sick as well. I think someone may have been sick that was smoking the blunt with us.(basterds for not saying anything)

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Driving for someone is gay, especially when they have you driving places neither of you know where it is.

HOME SWEET HOME!

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and lolol @ graf.

they aren't the easiest pepper to come by..someone on a spicy food forum i post at sent them to me. she grows a shitload of different kinds of peppers. be warned though, they are fucking hot! for a few seconds, you are chewing it up and thinking ok..so far this isn't very hot, then it builds up pretty fast and is burning the hell out of your mouth. once the heat hit me, i almost immediately needed to get a tissue to blow my nose, my eyes turned red and got all water..even had a couple "tears" roll down my cheeks because of how watery they were.

i had dinner and am drinking a pretty strong beer, but when i burp, i can still taste that pepper.

oh, and if you do find some..make sure to have a glass of milk ready to go! last thing you want to be doing while your mouth is on fire is have to run to the kitchen and pour a glass. the milk helps..but it doesn't last..

hahaha. the quote (below) just made my mouth water!

LoL graf thats funny shit. My mom makes these pickled Jalapeno peppers that clear your sinuses as well as your intestines

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ive recently acquired a taste for hot sauce and spicier things. its partly because the cafeteria food here at school is so bland and dry.

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hot sauce fucking rules. some of the crazy hot ones with pepper extract have a bit of a metallic taste to them..some don't. just ordered some defcon 1 and 2 today. can't fucking wait for those to get here..then it's time for some wings! that stuff is seriously the best wing sauce i've ever had. srsly.

MTM - those sound pretty good. i had a jar of them at the old house, but tossed them when i moved. they weren't homemade though, probably not as spicy either. great for random cooking...i put them on all kinds of shit. stir fry, tacos, hot dogs, pizza, burgers, etc. hah i didn't think about the exiting of this pepper..i'm fairly used to that sort of thing though, so i don't think it will be too bad.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cf...b6-d8968ef81592


PRetty good band, I think. Listen To the last song "Covered in Blood Again."

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In profile, graf looks almost exactly like me. That was unexpected. Fortunately my beard is cooler.

haha ...yea i have shaved it a few times recently. had it going pretty good for a while..then started working in a few offices so i had to shave. gotta get used to shaving it though..won't be able to have a beard for long.

Dayyum I wanna see you now.

that sucks. it suits you well.

hes posted a pic before. a pretty mean beard, i remember.

hah thanks. i actually agree...cause i have thick ass eyebrows, so it kinda balances everything out. plus i hate shaving. i'll have to see if i have any pics when it was as long as i've ever had it. not insanely long, but i've never had so many people call me grizzly adams before.

I've never seen the cunt(fucked myself over by saying that).

I do believe that smoking weed calms you stomach down. At least it did for me when I used to wake and bake all the time.

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Just imagine graf, in profile, with a cooler beard. Head on we look nothing alike. Good thing, or I'd have to kill him

And I am not Sage Francis.

Gidday boys

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Look what the cat dragged in!

How are ya old timer?

Good man, fucking bored at work and thought of popping in here.

Havent been here since last year apparently

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I always plan out the night's activities before I smoke. Keeps shit simple and from me doing stupid shit.

I actually start laying stuff out beforehand so that I don't make as much noise when i'm stumbling around the house high out of my mind.

But that sucks dude, Sunny D and rice a roni? Makes me want to puke just thinking about it.

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Smoking does relieve nausea though, that's why they prescribe it to chemo patients. You didn't get sick from the weed, bro. unless if was laced with somethin fucked up like rat poison, which for your sake, i really hope not.

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i need to buy some weed

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im looking for a drug that induces super happiness or elation or like ups your endorphins or whatever, but does NOT block out pain

so im looking at like laughing gas, but that DOESNT block out pain

you get my idea? suggestions please

eating a really hot pepper will give you a nice endorphine rush as well as cause pain.

OMG LOCK UP TEH BAG OF CHIPZ.

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tonight is the finntroll show. woooooooohhhhhhweeeeeeee!

You lucky motherfucker. I've been listening to them a lot lately.

Usually any drug that has that effect will block some amount of pain. Why do you not want to block pain anyway?

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Speed based X?

speed...mush....you can feel pain while you do them..if you ABSOLUTELY want to feel them...you sick fuck

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Guitar Pro is awesome, but can be very very VERY gay sometimes.

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indeed...oh fuck indeed

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How do you get it to stop lagging? I'm tired of having to restart my computer.

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Increase RAM.

word

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yea, sounds like it to me. i've never had any problems with that program lagging.

My bittorrents advance at RACING speeds in college... 100 b/s...

Can someone help me out, I mean, damn that's slow. I use Azureus, and can't get anything to work, even after research.

GuitarPro makes me angry because I don't have it and everyone else does, thus, I don't have access to ANY good tabs.

And this is so AW3SUM: Spinning Lady (it works)

I can make it go left or right as I please... yipee...

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Buy it then.

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maybe they have some kind of download speed cap to prevent everyone from downloading a bunch of shit at high speeds and eating up a bunch of bandwidth?

Test your speed.

speed-test.net
internetfrog.com

Maybe your ports aren't open aye?

One question; On Immortal's "Diabolical Full Moon Mysticism", The last two tracks are "A Perfect Vision of the Rising Northland" and "Perfect Vision of the Rising Northland." I haven't listened closely to see if they were both the same in some way. The latter is long than the former, so what's up? Is the first song about a POSSIBLE vision of the rising northland that Demonaz throws onto the table at some kvlt boardroom meeting, and the second song is about Abbath saying "FUCK YOU!" and throws down an even better version and they declare that this is what the Rising Northland will look like once the Extreme MAkeover Home Edition crew get there? WHAT'S UP?

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Just listen to the music, damn.

Anyone watch the new episode of Southpark last night? It was pretty good but they are running out of ideas.

I missed it. The tourettes episode a week ago was great.

Of course they're going to run out of ideas. This is the eleventh season.

Tourettes episode! Really need to tcheck that one out, seeing how Tourettes Guy was my idol.

I heard he died. True?

It was the best episode in a while.

True, I moured for days.

Off to lunch.

As long as people are doing and saying dumb things, they'll never run out of ideas. The shows always mocking SOMETHING but sometimes they do a really sloppy episode that is pretty meh.

They write their episodes the week they air. Of course some of them aren't going to be as good. But it'll be a while before they have nothing to offer.

With that being said; I should shut my mouth.

Finntroll played a great show. this was my first time seeing the new singer. hes good, it was just a surprise because i hadnt heard about nor noticed the change. it was a 5 hour drive. im happy with the trip. stayed the night, and didnt have to pay for a room. my friend's sister lives in that town. met the band, minus the keyboardist and drummer. they didnt go outside. Samuli (skrymer) was a bit drunk, and was talking me. we talked about the weather... . then he mumbled something, i didnt catch. oh well. a good night. Sami was talking to a chick, when i bugged him for a sig. Mathias was talking to a small group. someone mentioned Ensiferum when i approached, and i happend to have the Iron longsleeve on. Mikael said he liked it in our town, and that it was nice to be out of Germany (whatever that may mean).

anyway, woot

Sounded entertaining, glad you enjoyed yourself. Though shows aren't my choice of a good time.

Anyone like Muse? Heard one of their songs on the radio, the keys were stellar and the guitar doesn't drown out the other instruments.

i see 1-2 shows a year. if watching/hearing/meeting some of your favorite musicians isnt a good time, i dont know what is.

Getting you dick sucked by a 15 year old girl for free.

i prefer long lasting memories as well as videos and pictures of a great show, by a band i love, to that^

To bad I'll never experience either.

haha, you are such a dork.

Awesome to hear Trey..did you say that they have fans in Eastern Canada and that they should play there?

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cool, sounds like you had a good time. i've never seen them play before..i imagine they'd be a great band to see while having a lot of beers with friends.

sadly, i haven't been to any shows in a while. not sure when the next one will be either, though basstendecies was talking to me about hitting up the maryland deathfest next year in may.

See you guise lata. Going to be a fun and busy weekend.

Why do we have two closed threads of some girl wondering if she is pregnant?

Here's how you find out; Wait 9 months.

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and both of them have a signature giving praise to this website..and neither have any other link in their profile. weirdest spambots i've ever seen..

George Fisher would be a killer rapper.

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Twista would be a hell of a death metal vocalist.

yeah, i had about 5 guinness draughts, that night. my friend forgot his ID, so he had nothing

nix, OOPZ I FORGOT TO MENTION. loz. well it really didnt occur. the small talk i made was very very brief, and due to being a bit intimidated, i came up with little to say or ask. later that night i realized all the questions i should have asked

MY GRAND SLAM WAS SUPPOSED TO COME WITH SAUSAGE

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and Eric Clapton would pwn Muhammad Suicmez

If anyone cares;

http://collect.myspace.com/index.cf...iendid=77973749

MY friend's band is playing on Dec 10th at Pop's along with "The Faceless."

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those acoustic guitar solos Vital Remains threw in on the songs I Am God from Forever Underground and Entwined by Vengeance from Dechristianize are THE SHIT!!

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they were the worst professional live band i have ever seen in my life. and i was "lucky enough" to see them. multiple reports of them getting paid up front and then leaving before playing on this latest tour

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i didn't think they were that bad live. they didn't floor me with their performance or anything, but i've seen much worse i'd say.


is it just me, or is metaltabs running a bit slow today? other websites seem to be loading just fine.

edit..i guess that post loaded pretty fast..maybe it was just a hiccup.

thats fucking terrible

i think the site is loading fine. although, i usually dont notice because i turn to the tv after i click something.

damn it..adult swim fix isn't loading the videos. i'm trying to watch the new metalocalypse now! not tomorrow.

xgraf: can you give me the link to the second season of metalocalypse please?

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Just saw The Prophecy with Centurions Ghost and Witchsorrow (i missed The Drowning due to train delays, but apparently they were pretty good).

Never heard Witchsorrow before, but really enjoyed their stuff, sounded not too dissimilar to Sabbath in the riffing. Worked really well as a 3 piece, I look forward to seeing them again.

Centurions Ghost: Seen these guys (and gal) a couple of times before, and again, they didn't disappoint. Big, powerful sound, although the bassist had some problems, the bass amp kept cutting out, i think it might have been because it was turned up so loud, that when he played, it was square wave city.

The Prophecy: a favourite of mine, played about 5 or 6 songs, only one of which was an 'old' track off the latest album, Revelations- this band have been plagued by issues when they've gone into the studio, when i saw them in '03 (i think), they hadn't released their first album yet, and their live show was already and album ahead, and has been the trend ever since. The first gig down south in a year or so, worth the wait i'd say

Unfortunately the venue had no ales on offer (that's not a mis-type there, there really were no ales!), so Guinness and John Smiths were the order of the evening, mid to high price at £3.10 and £3 per pint respectively, but i'd rather have spent that on real ale myself.

Good times overall this evening, rock and roll

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cool, sqol. i havnt heard any of them. sounds fun though.

hey man, the guinness was 5 dollars at the finntroll concert. i paid the price, and had 4 draughts. i'll never do that again, but we were running late and thats why i didnt stop at a gas station.

You can bring your own drinks into the venues over there? Not allowed to do that over here, they make you pay through the arse for drinks!

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http://www.adultswim.com/adultswimfix/

it's not working so far at all today though. i downloaded 2.1 and 2.2 today with a torrent..no seeds for 2.3 yet.



nope we can't either..that's why you pound them in the parking lot before going in.

nah, we cant take our own beer. but ive always had some in the car, and i would just go out to it. i usually take two in at a time, with my cargo pockets. but even more often, i just have a water bottle (or two) full of coke and rum.

Just had some type of Schnops(fuck spelling) that was Cinnamon flavored, t'was good. Also had some Butterscotch schnops that was good.

schnapps

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nay says i ta ye. i hate those damn liqueurs..too syrupy and sweet. i guess they are good for mixes..

+1670

like goldschlager...ewww

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Yeah the gold one had actual pieces of 24k gold. haha

Last night was pretty fun, altogether, this was a great weekend.

Which is called Goldschlager.

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I got me a little corn cob pipe. heehee.

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LOLL

goldschlager is disgusting....

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i hate the stuff..but wouldn't say disgusting. just too sweet and thick for my taste. can't stand any of those syrup like drinks. give me some beer or scotch/bourbon/rum any day.

I feel whole-heartedly that sweet and syrupy liqueurs are some of the worst things in the world. Not because I don't like the taste, though I don't, but because I just think it's a bad idea for something to be alcoholic and not taste like it is. So I drink beer and whisky. And when I drink a lot, it's because I want to, not because I'm suckered in by the taste.

rum is bad too...but i agree with scotch/bourbon....and whisky and sooo many else lolll

dont know why i dont like rum loll

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for once, i have to agree with you whole heartedly. i hate liqueur. the only part of your post i can't agree with is about drinking a lot. for me, it is three things. taste, because i want to, and because i am compelled to.

bob - rum isn't my favorite, but it's not bad. used to drink a lot of rum before i got into scotch/bourbon/whiskey. the liquors i don't like are vodka and gin. i'll drink either...but only if there isn't something else.