Sarcasm gets caught up in the language barrier I guess.

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NILE-WAS-FUCKING-TIIIITS!!!

best show ive EVER been to.

Nile, Nailshitter, Chthonic... so many more


shit, i was windmilling and it was hitting the stage.

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I'm in my new house now you bitches I just got my 15Meg net hooked the damn up too

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Bitch! How much are you paying for that?

And who is your ISP?

lol nailshitter.

Congrats on the move, Soul

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24 meg here, bitch.

56k mothafuckaz!!!

Dude, I'm coming over with a case of beer.

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What kind of beer.....?

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I drink shit beer. I can't deny it. Not a huge beer drinker, so its generally one of the following for me:

Red Stripe, Corona, Coors, Miller, or Victory Golden Monkey.

You at least have to give me some credit dropping the Golden Monkey name. 9.8% beer and it doesn't taste like piss!

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haha... beer nerds








not that it matters, but i feel like mentioning that im finally getting into a "normal" sleeping schedule. classes, 5 days a week, and they start at at 9 and 10. (although, i have to wake up at 8 and 9). earlier today, at six o'clock, i was tired enough to sleep. heading off, now.i know i'll sleep fantastic, tonight.

the name sucks but theyre actually great

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Heh, no, my friend Josh is a beer nerd. If you speak of a lesser beer in front of him, he goes into this "holier than thou" rant about how you need to drink better beer.



Yeah, I've been trying to get back into a sleep schedule, and i've been up early all week, but the past 2 nights, I haven't been able to sleep for shit and I don't know why. I got to sleep 6 hours ago, and now I've gotta go to work. I'm used to doing this, but I'm so damn fed up with it.

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He is just here for the bumfucking.

Man, I wish I got paid for donating blood...FROM SOMEBODY ELSE

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Ur 50 |3r0074L!!!11

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try talking to yourself. listening to that sure made ME sleepy

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Sounds like a snob rather than an advocate.

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Get the shit kicked out of you by 30 or 40 people and you'll sleep like a baby. I'm sure somebody here'll volunteer, bugfucker.

Just in Oregon, met some of the biggest beer snobs I've met in my life. And, of course, they're right. It's amazing the amount of incredible West Coast (Rockies and West) beer that's not available in the East.

But then I drink the lesser beers we do have available and realize: I just like beer. I'm pretty happy whether or not I have some cum-in-the-pants microbrew where I can name the ingredients and whether they followed the Reinheitsbegot (not a real word; just made it up off the top of my head) or not in making it, so long as I have a beer. Followed by several others.

Miss'd ya.

Old news...
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/inte...1185387,00.html
It's not our diet...it's the metrosexual inflation of faggotry.

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That was my point. Its irritating.

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HAHAHAHAHA.

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hey cunts

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Sup big guy?

I actually cam to Metalmedia forums today. Kind of a coincidence, eh.

aaah...i had school today and in my art class theres a weaboo beside me who is always complaining and say that she is the best is drawing manga stuffs...she is fucking annoying...I want to kill her

so is that okay to kill her? should I?

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Weaboo? Like a Wapanese kid?

If so, yes you should kill her, but devise a meticulous plan first.

yes an ultimate wapanese girl...she is asian but...she is weaboo

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not too much man, working listning to metal. same ol shit i guess

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I was fucking around with an MSN AI chatbot and this is what he said to me.

SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Fine.

Anyway...

Tell me something. Do you like collecting?

John says:
dicks

- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Whoa. You've got a foul mouth.

Just got back from two weeks in Biarritz (France) and St. Sebastian (Spain)

Fucking hell, just drove 1600 km in less then 10 hours with two others, I'm broken! Belgium took like 1,5 hours

For the Dutch; Belgie gaat als een malle, cruizer op 190 en gaan!

Good fun though, that surfin' stuff. I'm especially good at hanging on the beach afterwards and drinking a lot of beer. And talking to a lot of people with different nationality's!
I met a French surfer chick, she was a friggin' master-sergeant and has done over 600 chute jumps And she looked really cute, what a shocker!
Have the most rediculous photo's as well, but I'm going to bed now, it's allmost 4 at night and everything hurts.

Did I miss anything here?

After talking to a few Americans in Biarritz I remembered we should have more beers again. So if you're in the area, drop me a line.

Those Americans were the real rich-ass tourist kind of Americans. If anyone knows Biarritz you'll know what I mean, dropping 150 euro for a dinner and 30 for a cocktail at 'da palace'. Got photo's of me having a cocktail there as well. And pissing in the sea in front of it later on. haha.

hey cody

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Still drivin truck and working construction?

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good fucking god! my brother and i split the bill on a 100 euro a night hotel room in rome and we thought that was high. it was also all about the (i forget the volume, but was larger than 12oz.) bottles of birra morreti for 1 euro.

Guess what, I have 4000 posts..again!

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...again?

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when the mods decided i had too high of a post count, they deleted RTT100 and took out a bunch of everyone elses posts too so thats the second time he has hit 4,000 posts

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Exactally, Tranny lost around 3,000post probably more.

I would be at over 5,500 post! Not that is matters though. I have no life so post come easy for myself.

Heading over to Brookshires to see if they need my assistance.

Well your post count was a burden to the server Alex was going broke.

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if thats the case, there are a lot of inactive user accounts, that should be deleted. and rather than locking threads, delete them.

That's not too bad for a good hotel in Rome, I guess... Biarritz is friggin' expensive and that's why there's a crapload of American Jetsetters there.

I also met Jeremy Clarkson there, the guy from Top Gear. Didn't talk to him or anything because his car got swarmed by tourists, haha.

50 euro plate of fish: http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL95...5/275689737.jpg

Drinks for 40 euro: lame and lost Corona, a sex on the beach, Gin Fiz and a Daiquiri
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL95...5/275689726.jpg

The view, free:
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL95...5/275689729.jpg
http://pic80.picturetrail.com/VOL95...5/275689732.jpg

i agree with timedragon seriously, people subscribe but they dont post.

Why not delete account that didnt posted or those who didnt been active for the last year.

hehe i didnt loose any posts

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You guys don't even know how much we delete.. Since only the mods can see the deleted threads, and other stuff like user notes etc.
If we close something and don't delete it right away, or later on, there's usually a reason.

The user accounts are under the admin's control.

The not been active for a year one seems stupid to me. I've been away for about a year as well. The empty accounts don't take up space on the forums, posted threads/posts do. And ofcourse attachments take up heaps of space.

i know, i dont know much about it. not trying to complain, just suggesting. i see, you guys do what you can.

i erased part of my post, and it related to what you said about "a reason". i had said "im sure some threads are locked, but not deleted, in case they need to be re-opened, or referred to or something"

anyway, yeah... its not my issue, to discuss.

lol ya and there are no enemy tanks in baghdad

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Right. We deleted RTT 100 because of a pointless grudge against Transient rather than because it was a clogged, ass-dragging piece of shit. Anything that spent that much time as the asshole in a metaltabs-wide mental gangbang that went on for months deserved to be put out of its misery.

I probably won't be in Europe for a long while yet, man.

dang. maybe I'll be in NY next summer. beer in your country or my country, your beer, my beer, it's all the same to me.

No biggie.

Maybe the unactive user thingy is something to take up in site feedback. Somehow I think it was covered in the past in a galaxy far far away but I'm not sure.

That is funny. I haven't left Europe for at least 23 years now

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the hotel we got was right next to the main train station there. glad for that...didn't want to carry my shit for too much longer at that point. can't wait to go back to europe some day. maybe if i'm lucky, i can get stationed over there somewhere in the navy.

that's cool about clarkson, he's a pretty funny guy. i love their show.

and damn that food and booze is expensive! my wallet hurts just thinking about it.

fuckimbored

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Yeah, but last time I was in Europe I drank with Def. It's not that I haven't left America. Just not lately.

Unless you count Canada as another country.

Mediacom. They claim I'm getting the 15Mbps line even though the network can only physically do 10megs max as per the hardware specs. I argued with the sale reg for about 0.3 seconds until I just accepted he knew more than I. They say I get the 15meg package but only charge me the 10meg price Sounds like a sale pitch to me. My speed test this week have not once peaked above 10 Mbps but do sustain at about 8Mbps DL speeds. 8megs average is not to bad for $30/month. Its the fastest average tested ISP I've ever had.

Shit, maybe I could start an ISP that swears to have 50Mbps speeds but only charge 10megs speed prices? Obviously the escape clause could be that recorded speeds will vary depending on conditions, right

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I've had a free 10/10 mbit connection for almost two years now since the ISP can't get their shit together .

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pretty much just driving these days. the guys i work for lost alot of their drivers so now i pretty much pick up the load drop it off then on my way again to get anther one, instead of sticking around and working on that job site

what about you

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At the trailer park party last night, the keg was done at about 1am. lol. A friend of mine passed out and I had the great idea of putting my balls on his forehead and lip. He wakes up this morning to find the pictures on his camera. Now he wants to kill me. haha.


BOOM. HEADSHOT.

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HAHA! Awesome, man.

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holy shit! doooood. hah.

LOLL bassb, did you really put your nuts on his face and took a pic of it?....POST THIS PIC!!!

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saw that coming, a mile away

FAG
j/k

bouhouhouuu you found my little secret!!!! wanna secks?!!! lololozzzl000!!!!1!1one

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aha, yeah a friend of mine did that to another friend of mine at a party. Damn funny.
I got my pubes shaved on my 21st when I passed out. These things happen.

Photo thread...

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This is why I'm not drinking for my 21st.

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hahah those things never happen here (bah with my friends)....I fucking dont want to have hair pubes of others in my house!

But it must be really funny! (just when its not in my house)


CTL: do you trust your friends?! If not bah....dont drink until you pass out!

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Well, I have enough common sense not to take anything remotely alchoholic anywhere near a mobile home.
At least I'll never wake up with bb's balls on my chin

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you will have mine!!!

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watched the stockholm knockout live dvd yesterday and now im on one of my bodom kicks. so far have listened to every studio album in chronological order while doing homework

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I trust one of them. The rest, when they get wasted, are just meh..... unless we're playing Halo, then it gets interesting.

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I got an idea, up to you to do it! Put a 2 side scotch tape on you chin, then put scratch powder on it, then see the result...it should be very funny for you!

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You should always make sure everyone gets more drunk than you! There's only one person I trust with my life, every one else can get fucked, they always do stupid shit to me when they can, cheeky fuckers!!

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I leanred two new Death songs today; Bite the Pain, and Flattening of Emotion. Still a little rough, but I'm getting there.

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I'm going to Austin tonight.

deuces.

Flattening of Emotions is a great song.

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Ooh, yes it is. B)

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do you know a good death song to learn?....i dont know them a lot. *ashamed*

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Flattening of Emotions, silly.

You like death metal and you don't know of Death a lot?

Go buy some albums immediately.

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Thinking the same thing.

Get Symbolic first. Then work your way around. Personally, I wouldn't be too worried about getting Scream Bloody Gore (their first labum, btw). It's alright, but nothing as spectacular as his later material.

If I clean up my playing on those last two Death songs, I will have learned Symbolic, The Philosopher, 1000 Eyes, Zero Tolerance, Bite The Pain, Spirit Crusher, and Flattening of Emotions. *gleeful squeal*

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I don't want any weird canadian std's on my chin

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Sup peps?

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brains: your chin will look like canadian bacon!

Well, I know death but i never learnt a song of them and i know they are a legend! But i need to get more songs

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Austin is tight.

Sup Cracka jack. Wut sayn ho?

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human / spitirual healing always been my two fav albums by them

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I made myself some play along CD's. Organized them by tuning;

E-standard/Drop D;

Black Sunshine- White Zombie
Blessings Upon the Throne of Tyranny- Dimmu Borgir
Burn in Hell- Dimmu Borgir
Du Hast- Rammstein
Enslaved and Condemned- Old Man's Child
Fall of Man- Old Man's Child
Flag of Hate- Kreator
Get Your Gunn- Marilyn Manson
God of Impiety- Old Man's Child
Progenies of the Great Apocalypse- Dimmu Borgir
The Reflecting God- Marilyn Manson
Shredded Huma ns- Cannibal Corpse
Sweet Dreams- Marilyn Manson
Tormentor- Kreator
A New Level- Pantera
Moon Baby- Godsmack

Eb-Standard/Drop C#
Angel of Death- Slayer
A Skull Full of Maggots- Cannibal Corpse
Conflict- Disturbed
Covered with Sores- Cannibal Corpse
Death To Jesus- Deicide
Fuel For Hatred- Satyricon
Hammer Smashed Face- Cannibal Corpse
Homage for Satan- Deicide
Stripped, Raped, and Strangled- Cannibal Corpse
Avarice- Disturbed
Awaken- Disturbed
Believe- Disturbed
Bound- Disturbed
Decadence- Disturbed
Deify- Disturbed
Down With The Sickness- Disturbed
Droppin' Plates- Disturbed
Fear- Disturbed
Stupify- Disturbed
Ten Thousand Fists- Disturbed

D-Standard;

5 Minutes Alone- Pantera
1000 Eyes- Death
Becoming- Pantera
Bite The Pain- Death
Cruelty Bring Thee Orchids- Cradle of Filth (Wasn't til after I burnt it that I found out this song is actually in Drop D)
The Deepest Gray- All That Remains
Flattening of Emotions- Death
Gilded Cunt- Cradle of Filth
The Philosopher- Death
Spirit Crusher- Death
Symbolic- Death
Zero Tolerance- Death

Drop C
A Bid Farewell- Killswitch Engage
Amerika- Rammstein
Awake- Godsmack
Bitter and Then Some- Converge
The Book of Heavy Metal- Dream Evil
The Broken Vow- Converge
Confined- As I Lay Dying
Homewrecker- Converge
Illusions- As I Lay Dying
Into The Moonlight- Dream Evil
Keine Lust- Rammstein
Meaning in Tragedy- As I Lay Dying
M.O.M.- Dream Evil
Overburdened- Disturbed
Re-Align- Godsmack
Sacred Lie- Disturbed
Straight out of Line- Godsmack
Stricken- Disturbed

Drop B;

-1- Mudvayne
The Blister Exists- Slipknot
Death Blooms- Mudvayne
Dig- Mudvayne
Disasterpiece- Slipknot
Duality- Slipknot
Eeyore- Slipknot
Eyeless- Slipknot
Get This- Slipknot
Internal Primates Forever- Mudvayne
On Wings of Lead- Bleeding Through
People=Shit- Slipknot
Purity- Slipknot
Runes to my Memory- Amon Amarth
Save Me- Damageplan
(Sic)-Slipknot
Three Nil- Slipknot

C-Standard/Drop Bb;

Carry the Cross- Arch Enemy
Rise Within- Deth Toll
Fix- Deth Toll
Flight For Freedom- Deth Toll
Guardian in the Making- Deth Toll
My Innerthirst for Justice(Revenge) is Quenched- Deth Toll
F(r)iend- In Flames
Mandalorian Crusade- Deth Toll
The Quiet Place- In Flames
Sodomy Conquest- Deth Toll
Touch of Red- In Flames

B-Standard/Drop A;
Bury Me an Angel- Arch Enemy
The Immortal- Arch Enemy
Kinetic- Arcturus
Nightmare Heaven- Arcturus
The Pursuit of Vikings- Amon Amarth
The Seduction of the Dark Side- Deth Toll
Zombie Autopilot- Unearth
Everything Ends- Slipknot


*cringes from pain caused by the tendonitis that came from typing this all out*

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Yo homo don't be slangin my words around. Have to put a cap in dat ass.

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Speaking of ass, when you gonna change your avatar? I want some boobs, nigga.

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CTL: Becoming - Pantera is in E standard, I learn that song in E standard

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I'll change it tonight and give you some boobs.

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Give me your mom's boobs.



And Bob- Trust me, I played along with it in D, and it sounded perfectly in tune.... well, not PERFECTly since Dimebag tunes his guitar, like, 1/4 lower.

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Whatup? whut it be lyke? Weah it be at? Nameen?
From the FBI Web :
Young, black, inner city males, ages 14 to 35, commit 56.6% of all violent crime in this country, while they comprise less than 3.5% of the population, and, contribute less than 1/10 of 1% to the gross national product.
In 22 Yrs under cover on mean streets, in cities worldwide, I have never seen a more malevolent, cruel, animalistically clever, yet stupid, criminal than the American inner city Negro.
Al Queda is the "Least" of your worries, the "Real" terrorists have been right here in the ghettos' since th 60s. Tell Congress you want money from homeland security allocated to clean the "Criminal" element out of the "Inner cities". Call now, before your mother is "Beaten to death" for a "Couple of dollars", and your wife and teenage daughter are "Gang Raped" and, "Sodomized", or, your son is "Murdered", just because some "Ghetto Dawg" thought he looked at him the "Wrong way". CALL NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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lulz wtf

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He's saying that Niggerz cause trouble!1

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He said a bad word.

I just got back from Austin.

Big cities > small towns

bah here its usually niggerz (not black people, niggerz only) who cause trouble....

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WRONG scream bloody gore is a terribly underrated death/thrash album

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Nah it sux

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uhhh, listen to track 1

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Does anyone got Skype?