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Old 2007-08-12, 04:37
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Old 2007-08-12, 04:42
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Old 2007-08-12, 06:51
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Old 2007-08-12, 07:28
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i guess it got deleted.....cunt.
 
Old 2007-08-12, 07:34
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Old 2007-08-12, 12:36
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2007-08-12, 13:39
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Old 2007-08-12, 14:28
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Old 2007-08-12, 17:22
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Haha, that's crap
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Old 2007-08-12, 17:31
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i attended a wedding, last night. i dont know where i heard that those are boring, but this one was NOT boring. maybe because i missed the actual part where they get married... but it was a good night. i had some guinness, here at home, before my friend invited me. and there was a keg, at the place. lots of food too. maybe it was more fun, because we were at our friends house, rather than some unfamiliar hall. anyway, my friends sister moved out a long time ago, and i had never seen her. now i know what the other guys were talking about . shes an elementary teacher, and shes smokin'!! im not sure if the keg ran out, or we just decided to grab one of the bottles, but we drank some tequila, at a pretty late hour. i dont know why i dont have a hangover, but im fucking glad!
 
Old 2007-08-12, 17:33
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Old 2007-08-12, 17:34
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Old 2007-08-12, 19:37
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you guys are all a bunch of cunts, why? Because i decide it....
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-08-12, 20:40
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Old 2007-08-12, 20:47
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this video sucks....SUCKS, this is the gayest thing i've ever seen in my life and 80'S sucks...mullets sucks, 80's rock sucks.....Nile rocks...Van Halen is not that good compared to Jason Becker
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Old 2007-08-12, 23:48
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Old 2007-08-13, 00:58
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LOL
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Old 2007-08-13, 01:11
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Could be worse. He could have included Slipknot as TRUE metal, or maybe SOAD.
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 01:21
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Or Trivium.

I remember reading somewhere that the main guy in Trivium had his own black metal solo project. I'd really like to see that. He'd get pwnd hardcore by black metal. I bet Gorgoroth stopped him from releasing anything first hand.
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Old 2007-08-13, 01:50
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this video sucks....SUCKS, this is the gayest thing i've ever seen in my life and 80'S sucks...mullets sucks, 80's rock sucks.....Nile rocks...Van Halen is not that good compared to Jason Becker

Nile sucks, and I have a mullet and I will kick yer ass
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Old 2007-08-13, 01:53
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LOL

Do you really not like Nile anymore?
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Old 2007-08-13, 01:55
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I still like Nile, I just felt like slinging mud back the other way
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Old 2007-08-13, 01:57
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Haha i remember that one night we were drinking i had you play lashed on guitar. Good fucking, from what ive heard of the new album i wasnt able to get into it much. Don't know if i should check it out
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Old 2007-08-13, 02:36
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Haven't heard it myself, I can't imagine it being anything groundbreaking. I could be mistaken though. Not likely in this case.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:02
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its AAOTW part two


in maryland the movie theater here (muvico 24) is entirely egyptian. zac and i were laughing about possible song titles a la karl

TICKET CONTAINING THE VERIFICATION NEEDED FOR OBTAINING ENTRANCE TO THE VIEWING AREA

JAMES, BRINGER OF SNACKS
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:04
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TICKET CONTAINING THE VERIFICATION NEEDED FOR OBTAINING ENTRANCE TO THE VIEWING AREA

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Old 2007-08-13, 03:04
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:08
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Anyone hear about that lady that gave her 3 year old crack and pot? It was the only think on the news for the last 2 hours here.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:11
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meh.
they should OD that woman so she gets a taste of her own medicine.
OR inject her with every addictive drug there is.
yeah THEY is the man
 
Old 2007-08-13, 03:15
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Shits a little to expensive to be sharing like that.

On a real note did you hear about the two parents getting busted for forcing their two kids to snort coke?
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:16
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I'm sure that she would enjoy getting drugged up as a punishment...Especially if it was free of charge.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:17
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Shits a little to expensive to be sharing like that.

On a real note did you hear about the two parents getting busted for forcing their two kids to snort coke?

LOL
long are the days of peer pressure

'SNORT THIS OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM YOUR COMPUTER"
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:18
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that's not the point.
the point is afterwards.
imagine having a physical addiction to multiple drugs.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 03:21
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LOL
long are the days of peer pressure

'SNORT THIS OR YOU'RE GROUNDED FROM YOUR COMPUTER"


Either they were real fucked up, or rich, to waste such perfectly good powder on kids who don't even realize their high. The kids were like 3 or 4. Must have mixed it with a pixy sticks or some then.

"Hey son, here's some powder for your noisy"
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:24
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That's fucking stupid. There are people who don't deserve to have kids.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:25
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that's not the point.
the point is afterwards.
imagine having a physical addiction to multiple drugs.


Anything that will make a person sell their house i make the decision not to try it. If the kids are/were addicted their mostly to young to remember, even though it fully sucks ass that such parents exist in this world.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:28
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Anyone seen the "Hills Have Eyes 2"? If so how good is it, I'm about to watch it just don't wanna waste my times.
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:31
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yah it does.
i can't believe these people who find out that the chick is pregnant and their like: alright let's try this whole thing. WITHOUT REALIZING THAT IT IS A POTENTIAL PERSON. it;s a mixture of arrogance, incompetence, and being an asshole.
it just makes me mad. i know that it would make Chuck sad to know this as well
 
Old 2007-08-13, 03:36
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its AAOTW part two


in maryland the movie theater here (muvico 24) is entirely egyptian. zac and i were laughing about possible song titles a la karl

TICKET CONTAINING THE VERIFICATION NEEDED FOR OBTAINING ENTRANCE TO THE VIEWING AREA

JAMES, BRINGER OF SNACKS

HAHAHAHAHAHA


HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
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Old 2007-08-13, 03:44
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TICKET CONTAINING THE VERIFICATION NEEDED FOR OBTAINING ENTRANCE TO THE VIEWING AREA

JAMES, BRINGER OF SNACKS

Fucking great hahahaha
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Old 2007-08-13, 10:48
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this video sucks....SUCKS, this is the gayest thing i've ever seen in my life and 80'S sucks...mullets sucks, 80's rock sucks.....Nile rocks...Van Halen is not that good compared to Jason Becker


Bitch.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 13:54
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its AAOTW part two


in maryland the movie theater here (muvico 24) is entirely egyptian. zac and i were laughing about possible song titles a la karl

TICKET CONTAINING THE VERIFICATION NEEDED FOR OBTAINING ENTRANCE TO THE VIEWING AREA

JAMES, BRINGER OF SNACKS


Hahaha, fucking hilarious.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 15:58
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THE CHAIR ONE IS SEATED UPON WILL BE INDULGED IN PLEASURABLE CINEMATOGRAPHY
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Old 2007-08-13, 17:49
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i have this candle, that came in a glass sort of cup. it was pretty much all burnt up, but i lit it anyway. once it was to the very bottom, somehow the flame got huge. i thought it looked cool, so i left it. then i got up, and looked at it, and it seemed odd. i tried to blow it out, but it was like blowing out a torch! so i spit on it, and the craziest thing happened. it started sizzling and popping, and it didnt stop for TWO FUCKING MINUTES. it was sizzling really loud and crackling like bacon on a hot pan. wtf. when it was over, i got a clothespin and moved the glass cup... it had sunk into my tv! it didnt sink in very far, probably because this is some hard plastic, but it sunk about the width of two quarters. i thought that was pretty wierd.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 18:58
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Old 2007-08-13, 19:25
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I ordered cds from The End Records and got them in 2 business days later. That was with the free shipping. Paying $10 for 2nd day arrival would have been pointless.
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Old 2007-08-13, 19:26
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Nile sucks, and I have a mullet and I will kick yer ass


You really have a mullet...I want pics of this


I rather prefer you to lick my ass than kick my ass!
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Sick. It's an overly sugared and overly carbonated vagina drink.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 19:44
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I ordered cds from The End Records and got them in 2 business days later. That was with the free shipping. Paying $10 for 2nd day arrival would have been pointless.


Indeed. The End rules..they charge VERY LOW shipping to Canada and are always fast.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 19:47
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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 19:57
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I'd cum in her even if it was my own daugther.



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It's really sad, all those people who don't understand why we shouldn't act like our enemies. The real victory is not only killing and imprisoning the terrorists, but also letting civilized manners override the lust for revenge, once the battle is over.
 
Old 2007-08-13, 20:49
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"TO BREATHE IN A CASKET!!!"

SIX FEET BELOW!
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Old 2007-08-13, 22:57
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i have this candle, that came in a glass sort of cup. it was pretty much all burnt up, but i lit it anyway. once it was to the very bottom, somehow the flame got huge. i thought it looked cool, so i left it. then i got up, and looked at it, and it seemed odd. i tried to blow it out, but it was like blowing out a torch! so i spit on it, and the craziest thing happened. it started sizzling and popping, and it didnt stop for TWO FUCKING MINUTES. it was sizzling really loud and crackling like bacon on a hot pan. wtf. when it was over, i got a clothespin and moved the glass cup... it had sunk into my tv! it didnt sink in very far, probably because this is some hard plastic, but it sunk about the width of two quarters. i thought that was pretty wierd.


Why does weird, and unfortunate shit always happen to you?

YOU MUST HAVE DISGRACED ODIN!!!!11!!
 
Old 2007-08-14, 17:34
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Why does weird, and unfortunate shit always happen to you?

YOU MUST HAVE DISGRACED ODIN!!!!11!!


That isn't as weird and unfortunate as the time one of his friends stuck his toothbrush up their ass.... or was that someone else, timedragon?
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Old 2007-08-14, 17:43
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So, two friends of mine got tattoo's done today. One has the trendkill snake, looks awesome.

But fuck me, I'de never get a tattoo. Can't even get one because of my work but uhhh imagine beeing 60 and walking around with a greenish mark on your leg or arm that looks like shit.
 
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Roth is back! Eddie's son plays in the band too, and he is only 16. They would have gotten back together earlier but Eddie went to rehab. Expect another great album in the next year or so.
 
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That isn't as weird and unfortunate as the time one of his friends stuck his toothbrush up their ass.... or was that someone else, timedragon?

'twas my "friend". i forgot to tell you guys!!! word got out, about that. haha. at the wedding i mentioned, the other day, he was there, and i heard someone say "toothbrush", my other friend, and i, just looked at each other and tried not to laugh, cause the "friend" was nearby. loz.
 
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'twas my "friend". i forgot to tell you guys!!! word got out, about that. haha. at the wedding i mentioned, the other day, he was there, and i heard someone say "toothbrush", my other friend, and i, just looked at each other and tried not to laugh, cause the "friend" was nearby. loz.

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Old 2007-08-14, 20:10
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So, two friends of mine got tattoo's done today. One has the trendkill snake, looks awesome.

But fuck me, I'de never get a tattoo. Can't even get one because of my work but uhhh imagine beeing 60 and walking around with a greenish mark on your leg or arm that looks like shit.


Most people are going to look like a wrinkeled turd at 60. Might as well be a wrinkeled turd with a spot of green
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Hehe, that's true.

Still, tattoo's are not for me. I remember some girl getting the regular tattoo above her ass. It made her look soooo fucking stupid. I mean come on, think of something for yourself, not another fucking tribal...
 
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I need to practice and et my knack back, but it's hot outside and I"m sick. Why couldn't he ask me to play guitar?
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Hehe, that's true.

Still, tattoo's are not for me. I remember some girl getting the regular tattoo above her ass. It made her look soooo fucking stupid. I mean come on, think of something for yourself, not another fucking tribal...


Who said anything about tribals?
Thats like saying piercing's are shit because all the "blonde dozen" have the same bling one in their navel.

Or guitars are stupid because so many people are playing crappy fender squires

I want a tat, but I'm not getting one until I actualy know what I want, and have the money to burn on a good artist rather than go to some shady back alley place.
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yeah, it's cool if you get something great done. Unfortunatly 99% of the people with tattoos get stupid shit written on their body.

Which makes something else come to mind, most people that get tattoo's are probably dumbfucks
 
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My friend is getting one soon. It's either gonna be a Star Wars tattoo, or a Harvey Birdman one.
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haha. or an anchor! sailor fags!
 
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fuck you!
I'm thinking about a big fucking chinese dragon.
Full colour and all

Oh, and this is full of awsum
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im in maryland and my mom just had to put my dog of 15 years down. she feels awful and conflicted, not only am i not there to help bury her but the house im at doesnt even have fucking cell phone reception. she was driving home from the vet very upset of course, and the call got dropped four fucking times
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im in maryland and my mom just had to put my dog of 15 years down. she feels awful and conflicted, not only am i not there to help bury her but the house im at doesnt even have fucking cell phone reception. she was driving home from the vet very upset of course, and the call got dropped four fucking times


Poor you, I had to do this once...with my 14 years old dog..I grew up with him...and i had to bring him to the vet to put him down....I cryed so much that the vet didnt make me pay full price, only what i had on me. But the feeling of bring something you grew up with to face the death is terribly sad
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that shit is never fun. we had to put our dog down that we had for (at the time) about as long as we had my little brother. she was part of the family. really tore my mom up since she spent the most time caring for and with the dog.
 
Old 2007-08-15, 02:31
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Yeah I had to go with my family to put down my dog of 14 years last summer. Sad shit, I could go for not getting an animal anytime soon. I'm going to be pretty upset when my cat goes, she's going on 16 or 17 years now, haha. Perfectly healthy though.
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It's like, "Who's been talking about me?"

that would be me.
 
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YEah, but not anything good, I bet. <_<
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YEah, but not anything good, I bet. <_<

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Hehe, that's true.

Still, tattoo's are not for me. I remember some girl getting the regular tattoo above her ass. It made her look soooo fucking stupid. I mean come on, think of something for yourself, not another fucking tribal...

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mainly just about your life. so yeah, you're right.


ZZZZZZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y'know, in the morning, I look down, and there's that morning dew on my pubes. Alot of people didn't know that. Cept your mama.
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Right for the sweaty balls! Nice!


Y'know, in the morning, I look down, and there's that morning dew on my pubes. Alot of people didn't know that. Cept your mama.


so you sleep naked outside?
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You ever go to a tattoo shop and look at their photo albums with pics of work they've done before? Fuck, there's some nasty looking people in there. Those photo books and tattoo mags are like an excuse for disguisting fat people to take their clothes off and have their picture taken.
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Perhaps.....
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man, when I got my tattoo done, the guy was playing stone sour really loud on the radio and the conversation went as such.

Guy: like the hair man, you ever listen to these guys?

Me: actually no, nu-metal kind of disgusts me.

Guy: NO Way Man! these guys are straight metal, almost THRASH...



I left it at that because he had an electric needle against me and was working on a permanent mark on my leg.
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What does getting a tattoo feel like? Or what is the closest feeling to it

I'm thinking about what I want to get still, it'll probably be a year before I finally pick something. Always wondered what it felt like.
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What does getting a tattoo feel like? Or what is the closest feeling to it

I'm thinking about what I want to get still, it'll probably be a year before I finally pick something. Always wondered what it felt like.


You can always wonder what if feels like but you can get one with out feeling it. If I ever decide to get one, which I doubt I will, I'm going to go a bit drunk.
 
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What does getting a tattoo feel like? Or what is the closest feeling to it

I'm thinking about what I want to get still, it'll probably be a year before I finally pick something. Always wondered what it felt like.


On the wrist..like a chainsaw.

On the inner foreman, especially closer to the main vein at the elbow..like taking blood.
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What does getting a tattoo feel like? Or what is the closest feeling to it

I'm thinking about what I want to get still, it'll probably be a year before I finally pick something. Always wondered what it felt like.

the outline is a bit like someone dragging a fish hook through your skin.

the shading seems as though it would be the worst part, but the adrenaline you get from being stabbed that many times kind of almost numbs it.
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Hehe, that's true.

Still, tattoo's are not for me. I remember some girl getting the regular tattoo above her ass. It made her look soooo fucking stupid. I mean come on, think of something for yourself, not another fucking tribal...


My girlfriend got a tatto above her ass too, it's the wings of Tinker-Bell, because she totally physically looks like Tinker-Bell and the same fucking attitude!

Another friend of mine got a tatto above her ass and it's Quebec Flag with a tribal.......sooooooo original
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Right for the sweaty balls! Nice!


Y'know, in the morning, I look down, and there's that morning dew on my pubes. Alot of people didn't know that. Cept your mama.


Umm, I believe that's called crotch rot and penicllin will cure it.

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cheech and chong haha!! Pothead movie!

CTL...We didnt ask you to tell us about your morning dew...you bastard!
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If you'd like to tell me what I ever did to you or why you think I don't deserve to post, then anyone can PM me.

But yeah, anyone who want to start pointless shit with me, just don't bother. Remember its the internets; not real life!

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But yeah, anyone who want to start pointless shit with me, just don't bother. Remember its the internets; not real life!

Long day, I'm going to lay the hell back down.

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It was a year, and I don't see why it even matters anymore.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen people leave and say they aren't coming back. At this point its me being bored every now and then and posting. Its not the same "I'm an elitist fuck who needs to grow up" thing that it was for me last year.

Cause if it was, I wouldn't have bothered coming back...
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It was a year, and I don't see why it even matters anymore.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen people leave and say they aren't coming back. At this point its me being bored every now and then and posting. Its not the same "I'm an elitist fuck who needs to grow up" thing that it was for me last year.

Cause if it was, I wouldn't have bothered coming back...


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