I'm pretty sure that he believes he is banned forever.... Maybe that was the intention in the first place.

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Oh, he will be if he tries to come back. You can't cock tease us with a half dozen goodbye threads and then come back whenever you want something.

1. The first rule of The Metaltabs Faggots: Do not talk about The Metaltabs Faggots.
2. The second rule of The Metaltabs Faggots: Do not talk about The Metaltabs Faggots.
3. Everybody is a faggot. Make no compromises.
4. Call people gay as much as possible.
5. Your mum/mom/mother is gay.
6. Users who listen to shit music are gay.
7. Users who frequently get pwned are gay.
8. Users who respond seriously to informal/joke posts are gay.
9. Inifinity is our idol, whom we worship, cherish, and sexually satisfy, but he likes gay music.
10. By being on that list you must acknowledge you are gay.

Gay

My step-dad is drunking singing Madonna.

Break out the video camera

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The battery on it was defective. Going to have to call in concerns of it tomorrow.

Scanners are gehy. I have finally completed my picture which will be the cover for my band's "demo." but the fucking printer doesn't work. It's had its ink changed numerous times and it still prints in black and white and prints it out all shitty.

I Didn't just make some little cover on MSPaint. I painted it all out on canvas. All for nothing, man. Stupid AIDS in the air gaying up everything!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris_Benoit

I especially laughed at this

Oh god.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.co...:Benoitcock.jpg

Hmm, humorous but I don't know if I want to laugh at that.

Fuck that guy.

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Now THAT is funny.

Hey, maybe I better give Tulvox a call sometime and make sure he's okay.

I'm such a mom.

EDIT: Okay. I did that. He and his family are fine, but he had changed his plans that day and very likely would have been on the bridge if he hadn't.

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I can't believe you still find that funny you sick bastard.

its a shame to tell that he came from my town...

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Read the whole article.

He is a drug addict, child murderer. I don't respect that.

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I miss old tullie

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Don't bother bringing up that discussion again. It's not about respect. Do you think child murderers and drug addicts are a 'fun' thing? Sometimes I have to work with drug addicts and I can say that beeing a full-time druggie doesn't seem like fun to me.

He killed his own wife and kid for christ's sake, that's even worse. Ofcourse he's a stupid fuck but that doesn't make it less sad. I can't believe people think this is a laughing matter.

That shit is just in bad taste, that goes for the rest of that article as well, imagine family of him seeing that stuff. There's loads of druggies that OD or kill people if they mess with them at the wrong time or in the wrong place, they don't get any media attention.
Because he was famous he gets all the internet attention and people keep milking it like a dead cow. Fucking pathetic. Maybe it can be fun for a day if they're good jokes but this is just lame.

agree, drug addicts need someone to help them because its not easy to deal with drugs addiction. But you know media are media if people know you, they will talk about you, otherwise, you eat shit and you live with people judging you....in their eyes, you are njot a human, but a monster...pretty disgusting

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Yeah, I think he was surprised to hear from me. He's been working a lot so he said he's not online much anymore.

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My nose runs faster than this site. What's going on? Everything is loading too slow.

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Tell him that I said hello if you talk to him soon!

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Yup, that's what's up. And if it was real funny it would have been o.k.
It just wasn't funny to start out with and now it's just lame, people flogging a dead horse.

On the other hand, it finally looks like summer outside here and I'm going snowboarding next week, haha how weird is that.

man, snowboarding in Europe must be very nice. Like in Switzerland and Austrich, did you saw those hills!!! Is Netherland have some nice spot?

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hahaha. Just flicked over to "ROCKWORLD TV" to be greeted with the sight of viking metal band "Turisas" in full bearskins and warpaint playing live in what appears to be a boxing ring. These guys are hilarious. One of them is stomping about, pulling his grimmest metal grimaces whilst blasting away on his accordion. Hahaha

Here, I found a pic http://turisas.pictures.fi/kuvat/Li...nd/DSC_2946.jpg

Lucky. Turisas fucking rule.

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I love those guys. From watching their live videos I can tell they certainly put on a damn good live show.

WHY IS THIS SITE BEING SO SLOW?!

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coz ur mumz fat

You can say that again!
Funniest band after Meads Of Asphodel

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Nah, we don't have any nice spots, our country is basically flat

Austria, France and Switserland are great though! The Alps kick ass. Right now there isn't enough snow there so I'm going Glacierboarding in Norway

This is me in Austria last march : http://modulo10.rendered.hyves.org/...086_6_o3Tt.jpeg

I don't think I'll ever get a nicer view of the mountains in Europe!

They certainly are among the top of that. A lot of folk and viking metal bands have a hilarious appearance, but they play damn good music!

Nice picture Def. I want to travel Europe the summer I graduate high school.

See, his natural love of being in soft focus made him turn away from the camera when he sensed that the shot was in focus. Eddy don't fuck around.

No I meant funny musically.It's the first time I saw them with that picture.
Battle Metal!!!(Turisas isn't it?)

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Yes that is Turisas's album and also a song by that name on the same album.

You like the music but think it's funny?

You got that right, flatter than a pre-teen.
And the only spot where there's hills, they act like they're not even part of the Netherlands

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Haha, you know me too well man. Guess it's time for another beer drinking session!

Ehhh, you mean Limburg?

Well sometimes those guys get a bit crazy but they're allright. They make good beer and have good excuses to get wasted on a very regular basis, I mean they even have a national holiday for it, carnaval, hah!

I actually like those guys but I hate the 'Friesen' up there in the north, they act like they're all that but the only things they got is a lot of grass, cows and a fucked up dialect, man I can't even understand them and I'm used to a heavy 'Betuws' accent.

....truly amazing.

I saw quite possibly the most fucked up shit I've ever seen in my life yesterday. My sister has a Chihuahua/Rat Terrior mix that is only 2 months old. She is so small and helpless but has a fiesty attitude and is real, for lack of a better term, cute. Anyways, my sister accidentally stepped on her when she was carrying dishes to the kitchen and the dog started gushing blood from its mouth. It was making a high pitch squeal and was able to do nothing but shake and hack up blood. I saw the whole thing from the most objective perspective possible, all in slow motion, and it didn't quite hit me the severity of the situation right away. All I knew is that I had to get the dog to the hospital.

I ran upstairs, put on a shirt and shoes while my sister was meanwhile screaming her head off, thinking that she had killed her beloved pet. Her blouse was completely blood soaked and the dog continued to bleed profusely. My mom wrapped the dog in a towel and we drove to the nearest pet hospital.

Once we got there, and the dog checked in, the surreal experienced finally clicked. I fucking lost it and starting crying my eyes out for around 30 minutes, just balling. That fuckin dog man, it was really hard to see that.

Thankfully, the dog is okay. She suffered a skull fracture, but since she is so young, she'll most likely be able to recover, thank God.

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holy shit, moe

yeah, hope its ok. damn.

i don't really like smalldogs but that is really scary. hope nothing permanent happens to the dog.

Thanks for your concern.


I don't, either. I would never have a dog smaller than the size of football...but that shit was so scary. The dog is fine, but might have permenant eye damage. She was hemmoraging from the crack in her skull, but thankfully, we got her to the hospital in time.

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Damn man, i'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure that would have bothered me a shit load if I was in your shoes.

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I don't even want to think about that happening to our dog. If I winessed that I would probably be twitchy for the rest of days. Because of Chawuawua always walks beside our feet and when we are standing up she will stand by out feet. That is sad....

did you get down and fuck its bleeding gash?

daamn Moe...so sad seriously, and no jokes about it could be funny. I hope the dog will be okay.

My cat gave birth today!! She had 7 kitty and maybe another one, it could be long before the last comes out, so i will be glad to see him tomorrow! There are actually 10 cats at my girlfriend house...she is like The Crazy Cat Lady!

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OMG

YOU BETTER DELETE THAT BEFORE EVERYONE STARTS GETTING INTO WHAT MAKES SOMETHING FUNNY OR NOT

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OMG DE METULTABZ HISTORY IS TEH MAKE.

I'm a whiny bitch.

Yes, I sure am. Molested children whine less than I do.

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It is believed that Infinity is gay, but the closet door is stuck and he can't come out yet.

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Moonsorrow FTW

Just got the latest album

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anata

LOL.

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Anata is the shit


Check out the new
Sickening Horror.

And the new Odious Mortem.

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odius mortem suck

So do your tabs

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December Wolves tabs 100%.

Anata 100% too.

Well guys, I'm about to watch some Korean Nurse Porn and play Maple Story.

Infinity... you really are fucked up, like sick and twisted in the head. I am too and that's like the kettle calling the pot nigger, but seriously... have you any morals whatsoever?

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Jesus fucking Christ, I'm so sorry to hear that man. Even reading that almost brought me to tears cause I'm such a huge animal lover. I remember accidentaly closing the door on my cats tail a few years ago, I'll never forget how she screamed *shudders* I was in shock for like an hour after that. Anyways I'm really glad to hear the pup is doing better very lucky.

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Gay.


Dog got pwned? lolololololololololol.

What the hell is wrong with you sick twats? Does the idea of an animal being injured amuse you? Fuck those of you who think it's funny.

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Shut the fuck up problematic. For 3 days please.

Thank you.
EDIT: I just noticed that he got suspended... what's the reason?

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My guess would be for being an insensitive dick.

Most likely.

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Good call Def.

Anyone here listen to Augury? I just stumbled upon them, and thought they were great. Canadian bands seem to have no problem making good music.

Never heard of them, only Canadian metal band I listen to is Cryptopsy.

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Oh God, you really hit my heart there.

Yeah band sucks.

Rush, 3 Inches of Blood, and Woods of Ypres are from Canada.

I'd like to take this moment to point out a few things:

1. For some reason, every story I know of a small domesticated animal getting killed or nearly so because the owner stepped on it takes place in Austin or San Antonio, and I know probably a dozen.
2. According to a post that no longer exists, I'm more powerful than Jesus.
3. The Execrator cries like an 8-year old girl getting her first real assfucking.
4. Rush is not a metal band.

I hope this has been informative for you.

You're missing out on alot.



I have no fucking idea what you consider good music.



It was more reassuring than informative.

Oh really? What about all those long in depth conversations about what I consider to be good music we've had throughout all the years we've known and loved each other?

So are Sum 41

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So?

PST don't you think your actions where a bit drastic. Deleting his post, and suspending him.

I really don't know, but it's obvious that the love has faded over these many great years, and somewhere along the lines you began to despise what I would consider good music.


It's time for us to move on.

Live they kick fucking ass.

their first album always had that chick singing (not saying its a bad thing), but they only had a chick sing 2 songs the rest sounded better without her. The Current drummer for negativa drummed for them, and he was fuckign TIIIIIIIIIGHT... too bad hes not with them no more.

Also their live delay effects RULED ASS.

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I'm going to have to listen to more of them.

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what was dissection suspended for anyway

Terrible. There are a lot of great Canadian metal bands, but most are fairly underground.

Quo Vadis for the win.

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Being overly emo, I believe.

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For making way to many 'goodbye' threads expecting drama and always coming back in two weeks or so.
So the mods decided that goodbye should be for at least a year.

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What about Voivod!!1!1!!

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you have fun to making fun in ''pwning'' people and piss them off?. I know its a game for you, but THIS TIME...it was too much....THIS DOG DOESNT HAD BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT.....MAKING FUN OF ANIMALS IS STUPID EVEN IF ITS JUST TO MAKE FUN, YOU ARE A CUNT.....

*breath*...aaaah i feel very well now....but i have more to talk about...I won't

YOU ARE STUPID!!!!!!!

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LOLOLOL.

There are lot's of good Canadian metal bands out there..usually you just have to dig a little deeper for them.


Edit - Dissection was suspended again? hahaha, this board is fucking ridiculous.

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Like Cephalectomy... good stuff!

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Just kidding around man. I know that alot of people hate Sum 41 so I thought I'd mention them as being another Canadian band.

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I never used to like small dogs either, until I saw a Welsh corgi, those things are awesome I want one of those, and a purebred German Shepherd.

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Do I think that doing less than I'd said I would do was a bit drastic? No, I do not. If I'd banned him, then tracked him down to his home and fucked him with that bag of dildos, it would be a bit drastic. But deleting some posts I said he wasn't to post in the first place, and suspending him when I said I'd ban him, I do not consider drastic, and only even slightly surprising in that I haven't banned him yet.

He was suspended for first returning and then making a new account to sell his guitar back when he was first suspended. It's a bannable offense, and he'd have been banned at the time if I'd thought he'd actually come back, so we'll see how I feel about it in a few days. Maybe, in a week, you'll have your bugfucker.

Quo Vadis is the best canadian death.

Crazy, they are from my province.

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Kind of random... but does anyone else notice that this forum is slower than usual lately? My internet speed is perfectly fine with everything else except this forum.

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Yes, many people as well as I have noticed the slow speed. There's a thread in the feedback section

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Ah okay... just glad I'm not the only one who has this problem.

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It is thought that the huge number of guests in the forum have something to do with it. Everytime I look there are like 500 or so.

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http://www.gibson.com/Files//USA/2007/DSRVTAGH1_.jpg

Gibson's new reverse Flying V.

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