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Grand Theft Auto (1997)
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The first and official GTA thread
So, this is the first and official Grand Theft Auto thread. I'm a huge fan of pretty much all the games in the series. Which one is your favourite? Discuss characters, gameplay, missions, and feel free to ask for help and if you are having trouble with a certain mission or whatever.
I'm also SO fucking excited about the release of Grand Theft Auto IV! Check out the two trailers for it here ...it looks so fucking sweet. I just hope my system can run it, I can't afford an upgrade 
 Cheers to one of the best PC/Console series out there
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I never was a PS guy which was what GTA originally came out for. But I did play while at friend's house. GTA III was the one which I had most fun with. The new one looks pretty sick. I'll probably buy it for PC.
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I never was a PS guy which was what GTA originally came out for. But I did play while at friend's house. GTA III was the one which I had most fun with. The new one looks pretty sick. I'll probably buy it for PC.
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Yeah I BARELY play consoles. Mainly PC games... Sometimes my gf's XBOX 360 when I'm at her place but that's it.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I had to say San Andreas, I haven't played a video game so much in my life. I've been playing these since day one as well...a fantastic franchise indeed.
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Vice City all the way! Best missions, best main character, best story line, plus it took place in 1986. How can you lose!?
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III and SA are my favourites. SA was huge, and there was something just good about III. I didn't enjoy Vice City too much though, too rough around the edges.
The 2D ones were also good fun in their day. Like Micro Machines, but without so much racing about.
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San Andreas all the way! Best missions, best main character, best story line, plus it took place in the early 90's. How can you lose!?
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San Andreas was the shit
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Vice City for sure.
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Pfft, GTA2 all the way.
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The first one was the best,no doubt about it.It even had bikes with reverse 
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San Andreas because it is the truly do anything game.
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Haha, yeah... San Andreas Pwn3d. The gameplay, weapons, vehicles, characters and storyline were all incredible. Even though I'm finished the game I still like to play around in the city. It's just that great. I can't even imagine how much better the next one is going to be  I'm fucking stoked
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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i dont know if i should vote, because i havnt played SA.
when i was younger, i had the playstation releases. part II was definately better than I.
i think i spent more time on III, than i did on Vice city. III was awesome, for most fans of II, because it was what we already liked, but, thanks to technoloty, enhanced x10,000.
most people, probably, should prefer SA, because their goal is to improve every time. and, up to Vice city, my favorites have all come in chronological order.
Vice city is my favorite, thus far.
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VC and SA are awesome, but nothing beats the original! (and 1969)
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2007-07-20, 20:54
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San Andreas, my god. That game is out for three years, and everyday I'm discovering new things in it.
Recently, I'm into stunting with the NRG-500, trying to grind, jump curbs, ride walls, hopping from roof to roof, etc. I watched some tutorial vids on youtube but those amazing tricks are fucking hard to do.
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I cant believe so many people chose SA.
I chose vice city.
San andreas really didn't grab me. Sure it was huge and it's impossible to find every single detail; but the game play of VC was so much better.
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I cant believe so many people chose SA.
I chose vice city.
San andreas really didn't grab me. Sure it was huge and it's impossible to find every single detail; but the game play of VC was so much better.
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It was good, but all the rough edges VC had SA covered hands down.
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You can drive boats but can't swim? No thanks.
It was good, but all the rough edges VC had SA covered hands down.
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I had to go for GTAII just because its the first one I played, and besides its just fucking classic. Of the 3D-era releases, Vice City was my favorite. San Andreas was cool at first, but then it just got boring. For one thing, the map was huge, but half of it was fucking country...wtf? Also, the whole stats system was gay. Well, cool at first, but the novelty wore off in a hurry. It's like they were trying to make the game sort of RPG-ish, and I fucking hate RPGs. They have to be the most boring games. I especially disliked the fact that you were basically forced to go eat every so often to stay "healthy". Dude always got hungry at the worst times. So yeah, it's not the best game in the series by far, but still cool. Its the only one I own....make that owned. Some douchebag stole it out of the case a few months back. Asshole.
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my vote goes to gta2. it was between that and 3. i went with 2 because at school my roommates and i all had the game and would play it over the network together. if it weren't for network play, i'd have voted for 3. i haven't played the first two though.
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Yeah, swimming is an awesome idea for GTA. I also like the fact that you can use a bicycle and pull off stunts, always fun when you get bored in between missions. Maybe the new one will have skateboards 
This may sound kinda stupid but... does anyone else think it would be cool if Rockstar games produced a GTA in the future with a female character? They have all been male so far and a female would definately make things new and interesting.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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The original and London 1969 were brilliant, i do hope they make an updated version of London 1969, that would be great  My vote goes to the original though.
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San Andreas has the best game play of all the GTAs so far, but my favorite storyline was 3, so it gets my vote.
I haven't beat any of the GTA games yet.
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I have to say GTA 2 because, it's the only one I use to play that long. Not because i think its the best one but, only because i didnt play that much at GTA Vice City or San Andreas...that sucks
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Tie between Vice City and San Andreas here. I was more into Vice City when it was new though so I voted for that.
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Vice City was the game of my (earlier) teens I will cherish forever. Shit was better back then.
GTA 3 also kicked serious amounts of ass. Good memories playing that.
Never played San Andreas, I guess its too bad, but id rather be a mafioso than a black gangster. Well I played it for about 30 min at a friends place, most of the time rode around on a bike. It was ok.
Interesting, I never knew there was a GTA: London 1969. Sounds interesting.
I remember playing GTA in 1998 at a cousins house in Poland. Being 8 years old, I was awestruck. Driving around in the crazy blue Viper was possibly my first true video game euphoria.
And you douchebags, GTA4 will definantly not come out on PC. I can't even watch the fucking trailer without it lagging like a motherfucker. The amount of processing power needed to play that game on a PC would be huge, and hugely expensive. The amount of space it would need is huge too. So its not coming out on PC. And I'll lol at whoever tries to get it working on pc, cause it won't be fucking worth it.
Anyway, next year ill probably buy a PS3 for this game.
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And you douchebags, GTA4 will definantly not come out on PC. I can't even watch the fucking trailer without it lagging like a motherfucker. The amount of processing power needed to play that game on a PC would be huge, and hugely expensive. The amount of space it would need is huge too. So its not coming out on PC. And I'll lol at whoever tries to get it working on pc, cause it won't be fucking worth it.
Anyway, next year ill probably buy a PS3 for this game.
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The amount of processing power needed to play that game on a PC would be huge, and hugely expensive. The amount of space it would need is huge too.
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Yeah, right. Three years ago, San Andreas was the biggest game (three entire cities!!) ever made, blabla, and it worked. The graphics in the trailer are pretty detailed but what the fuck, Oblivion runs on my computer and it's visually as impressive. Besides, the models are (compared to the current standard) not spectacular, obviously to allow the game (or platforms) to render a couple of crowded streets at once.
And have you ever heard of Crysis? THAT is what I call graphically impressive. And it comes out on PC. So your argument is pretty irrelevant. And what do you call a huge amount of space? Medieval 2 is 7 GB to install.
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Dude, you have to give me your emulator if it works. You will save my life.
Goddamnit, first Call of Duty 3, now this.
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Your slow internet is not a factor with how computer will be able to handle a video game.
After looking it up, it isn't coming out on PC but I will get it emulated.
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I have ADSL 2+. 2.5MB/s.
The video on the site plays at 6184kb/s.
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my vote goes to gta2. it was between that and 3. i went with 2 because at school my roommates and i all had the game and would play it over the network together. if it weren't for network play, i'd have voted for 3. i haven't played the first two though.
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Just like your brother... Me and him used to play network gta2 all the time.
That dumb cock would always get in a car and try to run me over. Eventually i got good at jumping over him with the rocket launcher in hand, and then turning around and blowing him up before he could get away.
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I have ADSL 2+. 2.5MB/s.
The video on the site plays at 6184kb/s.
This is a new type of big. It almost looks fucking real now. You'll all see, your pcs will not handle it, thats why PS3s have fucking blu-ray, so I lol at you all.
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First of all, theoretic internet speed (even if that's what your connection icon shows) rarely matches the real speed.
Secondly, after not replying to my correction of your previous post, you do it again. Tell me, what does blu-ray have to do with the (pc or hardware) requirements of a game? Blu-ray is simply a DVD that has tons of storage room (50 gigs instead of 4,7). Easy for PS3 because you can't install entire games on it. Doesn't make a difference on a computer: you'll have to install them, whether it's 2 gig or 10. It has nothing to do with hardware.
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First of all, theoretic internet speed (even if that's what your connection icon shows) rarely matches the real speed.
Secondly, after not replying to my correction of your previous post, you do it again. Tell me, what does blu-ray have to do with the (pc or hardware) requirements of a game? Blu-ray is simply a DVD that has tons of storage room (50 gigs instead of 4,7). Easy for PS3 because you can't install entire games on it. Doesn't make a difference on a computer: you'll have to install them, whether it's 2 gig or 10. It has nothing to do with hardware.
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Not to mention PCs have much more capacity for video and graphics than any released system could ever dream to have so this argument is pretty lame.
Edit: And since when has blu-ray players been exclusively PS3?
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Just like your brother... Me and him used to play network gta2 all the time.
That dumb cock would always get in a car and try to run me over. Eventually i got good at jumping over him with the rocket launcher in hand, and then turning around and blowing him up before he could get away.
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First of all, theoretic internet speed (even if that's what your connection icon shows) rarely matches the real speed.
Secondly, after not replying to my correction of your previous post, you do it again. Tell me, what does blu-ray have to do with the (pc or hardware) requirements of a game? Blu-ray is simply a DVD that has tons of storage room (50 gigs instead of 4,7). Easy for PS3 because you can't install entire games on it. Doesn't make a difference on a computer: you'll have to install them, whether it's 2 gig or 10. It has nothing to do with hardware.
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Yes, I know it doesn't, after doing speedtest.net just now quickly, I got 11183kbps. That's theoretical, and I gave the realistic speed I get off Apple and Microsoft.
Cuntfag.
Yes indeed, blu-ray isn't a necessity. But a game developer is not going to release a game on pc when most pcs are running about 100gb of hard disc space, and gta4 full install would require a large percentage of this, so its not marketable. The graphics require too much processing power. So other games have great graphics, but can you play them at optimum power? I know when I would play games like BF2 and CS:S on my system which isn't the worst, it would lag like fuck. Graphics cards worth $400 would be able to handle GTA4. Ram and CPU would need to be boosted a fuck load. I have discussed this with very many of my enthused friends, I do not think I know nothing. |
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Yes, I know it doesn't, after doing speedtest.net just now quickly, I got 11183kbps. That's theoretical, and I gave the realistic speed I get off Apple and Microsoft.
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Yes indeed, blu-ray isn't a necessity. But a game developer is not going to release a game on pc when most pcs are running about 100gb of hard disc space, and gta4 full install would require a large percentage of this, so its not marketable. The graphics require too much processing power. So other games have great graphics, but can you play them at optimum power? I know when I would play games like BF2 and CS:S on my system which isn't the worst, it would lag like fuck. Graphics cards worth $400 would be able to handle GTA4. Ram and CPU would need to be boosted a fuck load. I have discussed this with very many of my enthused friends, I do not think I know nothing. |
You make solid points and i understand where you are coming from, but to say it won't be released is kind of ridiculous. Maybe not at first but maybe later. The same happened for every single GTA to date.
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Yes, I know it doesn't, after doing speedtest.net just now quickly, I got 11183kbps. That's theoretical, and I gave the realistic speed I get off Apple and Microsoft.
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Yes indeed, blu-ray isn't a necessity. But a game developer is not going to release a game on pc when most pcs are running about 100gb of hard disc space, and gta4 full install would require a large percentage of this, so its not marketable. The graphics require too much processing power. So other games have great graphics, but can you play them at optimum power? I know when I would play games like BF2 and CS:S on my system which isn't the worst, it would lag like fuck. Graphics cards worth $400 would be able to handle GTA4. Ram and CPU would need to be boosted a fuck load. I have discussed this with very many of my enthused friends, I do not think I know nothing. |
My 600 dollar stock gateway computer runs source just fine....
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Yes, I know it doesn't, after doing speedtest.net just now quickly, I got 11183kbps. That's theoretical, and I gave the realistic speed I get off Apple and Microsoft.
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Yes indeed, blu-ray isn't a necessity. But a game developer is not going to release a game on pc when most pcs are running about 100gb of hard disc space, and gta4 full install would require a large percentage of this, so its not marketable. The graphics require too much processing power. So other games have great graphics, but can you play them at optimum power? I know when I would play games like BF2 and CS:S on my system which isn't the worst, it would lag like fuck. Graphics cards worth $400 would be able to handle GTA4. Ram and CPU would need to be boosted a fuck load. I have discussed this with very many of my enthused friends, I do not think I know nothing. |
You might need to clean your PC, but I'm thinking your ISP is screwing you on speed. Ping speeds sites are not accurate for all of the net.
I play online games with servers in Japan. My shit is very fast but a kid in China with a junk PC and shit ISP will ping the program micro seconds before me due to physical distance lag. I'm on the other side of the world and there is a major lag. A micro second is an eternity in the world of high traffic online gaming. |
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Yes, I know it doesn't, after doing speedtest.net just now quickly, I got 11183kbps. That's theoretical, and I gave the realistic speed I get off Apple and Microsoft.
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Yes indeed, blu-ray isn't a necessity. But a game developer is not going to release a game on pc when most pcs are running about 100gb of hard disc space, and gta4 full install would require a large percentage of this, so its not marketable.
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O my god, you just don't get it, do you? How can a game TODAY be 100 GB? That would mean TWO BLU-RAY DVDS. That might happen in the future, but be realistic. It will be be two regular DVDs, or one Blu-ray that's perhaps a quarter full.
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The graphics require too much processing power. So other games have great graphics, but can you play them at optimum power? I know when I would play games like BF2 and CS:S on my system which isn't the worst, it would lag like fuck. Graphics cards worth $400 would be able to handle GTA4. Ram and CPU would need to be boosted a fuck load.
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Yes, I can play Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion at full power. I have a Dell XPS worth of 2200 euro's, one year old. It lags on the überheavy scenes (a plain full of dynamically rendered grass with 4 enemies and a giant gate), which you won't get in GTA. GTA's buildings are simple blocks with texture on it, the cars spawn only near you, and half of the trailer you saw probably wasn't in-game anyways, just short sequences of mission endings.
Besides, if you would play GTA (IV) at half it's visual settings, you'll still have a great game and be able to play it on a medium-class PC.
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You make solid points and i understand where you are coming from, but to say it won't be released is kind of ridiculous. Maybe not at first but maybe later. The same happened for every single GTA to date.
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O my god, you just don't get it, do you? How can a game TODAY be 100 GB? That would mean TWO BLU-RAY DVDS. That might happen in the future, but be realistic. It will be be two regular DVDs, or one Blu-ray that's perhaps a quarter full.
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Yes, I can play Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion at full power. I have a Dell XPS worth of 2200 euro's, one year old. It lags on the überheavy scenes (a plain full of dynamically rendered grass with 4 enemies and a giant gate), which you won't get in GTA. GTA's buildings are simple blocks with texture on it, the cars spawn only near you, and half of the trailer you saw probably wasn't in-game anyways, just short sequences of mission endings.
Besides, if you would play GTA (IV) at half it's visual settings, you'll still have a great game and be able to play it on a medium-class PC.
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I didn't say 100gb. I said large percentage of. I have 120gb of memory, ok you pwn me. I'm not making an estimate, im no game developer.
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I will be a game developer. That's what I'm about to study from October onwards, anyway. And a large percentage of 100 for me is 50 or more. Which is still unrealistically far above the expected 5 - 10 GB range.
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Yes... just like every other GTA since 3 came out. San andreas and Vice city in my opinion were better on computer anyways.
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Blitz - A female character would just get cheated and raped in every second mission. But it would be fun anyway.
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Well I meant a tough hardened female character, the type that people would think twice about crossing.
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im more interested in how many buttons they can push than the actual gameplay.
if i was making this game id take it from NYC straight into the bagdhad, the iraq war.
that was the hunch i got from watching the trailer, looks to be set in this decade, liberty city....a middle eastern character.
they would probably make it so you could simulate a 9/11 style attack. i wouldnt be suprised if its the most offensive thing possible.
anyway, i like gta 3 and what made it fun was the ability of the game to take you into west coast style gang culture from the 90's and parody it, mock it, glorify it and immortalize it.
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That would be like... ouch. Not good. Not fun to play.
But they won't do that, methinks. If you listen to what the main character says in the first trailer (I killed people, smuggled people, ...) my guess is it'll be a former mafioso kind of guy, trying to get out of it, but who needs to do a few more jobs to buy his freedom. Add some insane plot twists to that, though.
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If you listen to what the main character says in the first trailer (I killed people, smuggled people, ...) my guess is it'll be a former mafioso kind of guy, trying to get out of it, but who needs to do a few more jobs to buy his freedom. Add some insane plot twists to that, though.
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A future-based game would be cool. Enough of the past! Or even another present game would be cool. Of course, because they like to keep it fairly historically consistent, they would need to do good research to create a realistic future.
They have to fly it decently far forward into the future before I think they started getting all the crazy technology, like bionics to extend some of your stat's bars or gaining abilities like dark sight or for grafting weapons, or optional weather like Back To The Future II, or zero-dimensional compression for stashing lots of gear on you, like in Ultraviolet. And Gun Kata would have to be a martial ability you could learn. Gangs would also have to be philosophical movements, or like miners who mined the Sun.
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A future-based game would be cool. Enough of the past! Or even another present game would be cool. Of course, because they like to keep it fairly historically consistent, they would need to do good research to create a realistic future.
They have to fly it decently far forward into the future before I think they started getting all the crazy technology, like bionics to extend some of your stat's bars or gaining abilities like dark sight or for grafting weapons, or optional weather like Back To The Future II, or zero-dimensional compression for stashing lots of gear on you, like in Ultraviolet. And Gun Kata would have to be a martial ability you could learn. Gangs would also have to be philosophical movements, or like miners who mined the Sun.
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Anyways, I think they should make a Grand Theft Auto somewhere in Europe, or maybe Canada... "Grand Theft Auto : Toronto eh!" lol
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A future-based game would be cool. Enough of the past! Or even another present game would be cool. Of course, because they like to keep it fairly historically consistent, they would need to do good research to create a realistic future.
They have to fly it decently far forward into the future before I think they started getting all the crazy technology, like bionics to extend some of your stat's bars or gaining abilities like dark sight or for grafting weapons, or optional weather like Back To The Future II, or zero-dimensional compression for stashing lots of gear on you, like in Ultraviolet. And Gun Kata would have to be a martial ability you could learn. Gangs would also have to be philosophical movements, or like miners who mined the Sun.
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I remember a while back when I sprained my ankle about 4 years ago, i sat in my room listening to Slayer and played GTA 2 for days.
But I don't see how anyone could like the first few games from the time GTA 3 came out.
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Hmm, this thread died pretty fast. But I was wondering which character was your favourite in the game? And why? (Aside from Carl, obviously)
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Jizzy(Charlie Murphy is hilarious, see boondocks and Chappelle show), and OG Loc, or whatever his name is.
Aside from that, the main GTA3 character(he never talks, which is awesome), and just about everyone in it. I loved the whole mafia story. Unfortunately, after playing GTA San Andreas, it's really hard to go backwards into GTA3
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I've really had no reason to post about GTA, but a friend who knows I'm into gardening sent me several of the radio shows "Gardening with Maurice" and they're hysterical. Had I known about that when my kids were playing it I'd probably have asked them to let me hear it.
Are you blossoming????
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Although I've gotta say, Lazlo doing KChat on GTA3 was hilarious back in the day.
FYI, all exclusive content for GTA4is going to the 360 version. M$ paid a hefty bill to keep it only on the 360 version.
Plus the PS3 is the reason the damn game got delayed, too. 
http://www.gamespot.com/ps3/action/...updates;title;2
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Best radio show has to be K-chat in Vice City, when they interview that feminist who dressed up like a guy, infiltrated the world of men and wrote a book about it. That one will always crack me up.
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I think i've gotta go play some GTA tonight. Got some free time. Some San Andreas sounds fucking amazing right now.
Maybe it was just me, but did SA feel... "epic" the first time through?
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My favourite would have to be Mike Toreno. Smug assholes are hilarious
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I was watching HGTV Gardening by the Yard this morning and one of the guests had a familiar voice. I figured out it sounded like Maurice. I've looked around the net and didn't get anything positive so do any of you know if his voice was done by Michael Glassman? He has a gardening business in Sacramento and does do a radio show for real.
Thanks! And if it's him he doesn't have that much of a flamer voice, but the resemblance is crazy.
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Yeah there are alot of celebrity voices on GTA:SA.
Faizon Love (Sweet)
Yolanda Whittaker (Kendl)
Clifton Powell (Big Smoke)
MC Eight (Ryder)
Jas Anderson (OG Loc)
The Game (B-Dup)
Big Boy (Big Bear)
Ice-T (Madd Dogg)
Samuel L. Jackson (Officer Frank Tenpenny)
James Woods!! (Mike Toreno)
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Just noticed a few strange things about San Andreas (I've been playing it alot lately) - No city buses, or school buses, anywhere to be seen in the game.
No animals anywhere (Stray cats, people walking dogs etc...)
No women with strollers or children walking around the streets.
Not quite realistic, I mean... children and animals do exist don't they?
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Just noticed a few strange things about San Andreas (I've been playing it alot lately)
- No city buses, or school buses, anywhere to be seen in the game.
- No animals anywhere (Stray cats, people walking dogs etc...)
- No women with strollers or children walking around the streets.
Not quite realistic, I mean... children and animals do exist don't they?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Aren't there school buses around the shipyards? I haven't played in a while. For the second two: just think about it... can you imagine the controversy that would ensue if you had a broke ass black dude running around town slaughtering animals, small children, and babies in strollers? Although Postal 2 got away with way more...... in like, 4 countries.
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I understand that. I know GTA would never do that. But you get my point... it's not very realistic when you think about it
Postal 2 kicks ass
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I want to play postal 2! I wonder if it's for mac, I'm gonna check right now.
And I'm pretty sure GTA IV is going to ruin my fucking life Why do these goddamn games keep coming out?! Do they think I have control over whether or not I play them?! FUKC>
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Who else thinks it would be cool if they made a new GTA London 1969 at some point? With teh modern grafix and wut not. I think it would be fucking sweet.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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I did once. I never really got into it, but I haven't given it much of a chance. It's basically Rockstar's toned down GTA, for a younger age group. Not to say that you can't be older to enjoy it, but when it comes to sandbox style vg's I just stick with GTA; don't see any other way to go, really.
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I did once. I never really got into it, but I haven't given it much of a chance. It's basically Rockstar's toned down GTA, for a younger age group. Not to say that you can't be older to enjoy it, but when it comes to sandbox style vg's I just stick with GTA; don't see any other way to go, really.
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What I saw of Bully, it looked pretty entertaining (although, yes, it is a toned down gta).
Although I didn't mark it as my favorite GTA, I don't think I'll ever be as blasted away by a game as when I first touched III. That was such a crazy introduction to sandbox games.
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Blitz i dont know if you knew this but GTA4 aint coming out for the pc.Im skipping school for this and not going to prom either because of it
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Maybe not on the first release, but it eventually will.
If they don't they'd be breaking a trend they've done since the very first game.
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That's fucking great news! Where did you hear that?
I just hope the system req's aren't too steep
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