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Old 2007-07-13, 21:08
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st@r warzlolz

I fucked Luke Skywarker
He sucked my Chewbaca
I came in his nostril
He vomited sake

His pretty pink sphincter
turned black with I finished
Then Han Solo ate his ass
and vomited, in it, spinach

It smelled so unpleasant
I called over leiah
she exiled Han
and called him a traitor

That's the last time I'll watch
Luke get a rimmy
Star Wars fucking Sucks
Long Live Ren n Stimpy.
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Old 2007-07-14, 03:09
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HAHAHAHA

Pretty good man.
 
Old 2007-07-14, 03:49
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There is a galaxy far far away saying, "Moe Blunt is a cunt."



Those lyrics were funny, though. I feel so good, though, knowing I helped inspire you to write this.
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Old 2007-07-14, 23:22
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It's better than any other Star Wars themed lyrics I've ever seen on here.
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Old 2007-07-14, 23:41
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It's better than any other Star Wars themed lyrics I've ever seen on here.


I agree.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2007-07-15, 19:51
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hahaha first time i see themed lyrics from star wars like that!...man, I love you!
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