Howdy fucker!

What have you been up to? Ever since you got suspended you haven't posted as much.

Been pretty busy. Pulling security at a nightclub, real job, different girl friends, playing guitar, trying out for bands. Br00tal! I do find out if I'm going to Oklahoma today though.

Tm so are you back home? If so when everything cools off in your personal life, I'm riding up.(if thats cool)

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Its a combination of my opinion and examples. I've never played wind waker and i can imagine that it does since it has enough joysticks to allow it. I'm mostly refering to n64 and the new one.

Also the majority of the attacks you do in the game are just swing attacks. 6 special attacks is also extremely limited. Hell they also didn't make good use of the wiimote as far as aiming goes. But i'm not attacking the new zelda but zelda as a whole.

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THANK YOU!

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FUCK YOU!?

no..... fuck ZELDA!

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So its agreed. Link is rape. Zelda can be an annoying bitch but her tight pussy is worth the quest.

I just can't get along with dual-joystick controls at all, i was (trying to) play Halo on my mates xbox 360, and i could barely move the character around, let alone try and aim at the enemy!

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I can get by, but i'm personally a mouse guy by far. I'm old skool.

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Yea, mouse and keyboard, pure carnage

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Fuck mouse and keyboard. I need to buy an adapter so I can use my SNES controller on here.

i admit some games definitely call for a control without a doubt. I've wanted an adaptor to use a ps1 or ps2 controller on my computer.

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Does any one here use a PS2 emulator? If so, where do you get your ISOs from?

i went to band practice today, were schedualed to go into a studio in january and its gonna cost like 2 grand from each of us... I NEED to get a job this week...

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holy jesus fuck. How many songs are you recording and what not?

Sounds like we will be doing our cd recording in my house. (my bands) Hell we dont' even have a power amp yet for vocals..... dumb fuckers just don't get it. All we need is like 50 bucks from each person and that shit is very squared away.

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well, the cost includes 11 songs, cover art, all the inside art and jackets and whatnot, and 1000 copies of the CD.

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wow 16th already

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Damn that is pretty good. I look forward to it.

I called my friend promiscuous, not think she knew what it meant. Seconds later she called me a dick. lol

wow thats a pretty full packaged deal.

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ya, its also like a week long process.
I really need to be employed like this week though if im gonna make the deadline for the cash.
but its so damn hard to find a job where I live because everything here is around alcohol, heavy machinery, or requires you to be a young attractive female without a free mind.

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wow..totaly crazy..
I was watching some amateur dutch porn.. and there is this scene, where a girl gets gangbanged by a soccer team (that already kinda kills my mood..)
but she's a total look-alike from an ex off me, including manerisms..
I'm not realy sure, don't realy care if it's her or just someone who looks like it..
But my ex was a total nympho, so I wouldn't put it besides her to do stuff like that..it just kinda kills your hard on you know

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hahahah fuckin nice.

Yeah i was sifting there porn pics one day and there was this chick i SWORE looked just like my friends sister.

So i brought him over and showed him the pic hahaha. He agreed.

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LOL

Send me the video. So I can wank to your ex.

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but yeah.. at first I was like..woah..she looks kinda like my ex
then I was.. wow she reaaaly looks like my ex
then it went something like.. wtf? a soccer team?

then I wondered why we ever broke up

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Well, then what exactly is your problem? Just tell them you were corn fed and wink a lot.

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Awwwh. I feel bad for you but i'm laughing.

I'm over her, it's almost five years ago

but yeah..she was crazy.. hot..and crazy...

it's true what they say, the crazy ones are the best lays..

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WOW.
not cool.

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lol You know I loves ya. But I bet it would work.

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Wow.

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also the quickest to chop it off.....

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holy shit!
do you think the guitar forum has enough sticky threads yet?

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no ahha...

I mean it seems gay but think about how many threads go through there that ask the same shit.

In fact i dont' even visit the guitar forum anymore.

Actually secret info... i only visit chit chat, gear, and randomly poetry.

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im all bass/chit/vox/compositions...

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i mostly just come here..sometimes when it is slow in here or i'm wondering something about the guitar i'll hit up that section. other than that i sometimes make it into the bands/tours area. 99% just chit chat though haha.

When i'm bored i see what others are looking at, and sometimes i post on there.

I would say i least post in the bands and tours threads for sure.

Guitar almost the least posted in thread. I think i hate talking about guitar, even though its the instrument of choice of me. I think i play the guitar and don't even think/worry about it. Its just one of those things i've picked up and i don't really care for others input or requesting others input. (although i have decided i think i need lessons at this point).

I'm more interested in drums and maybe bass. I mean i play bass for a band and i want to play drums for a punk/ska band.

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i read more in the guitar area than i post. i have played way longer than my technical knowledge of the guitar would suggest..so i figure there are plenty of people here with better answers haha. sometimes i check out the sweeps thread, or the one where people post videos of themselves playing...and when i do that, i'll look at recent threads. i've got to hook up my webcamera. need some software though..got it before i had xp and the software isn't compatible.

Hmm thats gay.

I know there are probably habits that i do that aren't good, but i plan on at some point in time talking to and taking lessons on it.

Overall people say my playing is decient so.. i'm at least slightly happy with my playing.

Although after listening to this new darkest hour cd, there is nothing more that i want than to play like the lead guitarist of darkest hour. Kris Norris. He has such an.... individual melodic style thats so fucking amazing its ridiculous.

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twat is gay?

i'm happy with my playing ability, just not my knowledge of scales and theory...hell even whole chords. i don't know shit but i can figure out lots of stuff by ear. lessons would do me good also i think. i took a few lessons when i first began playing back when i was about 15...and that guy did show me several scales and whole chords..but i didn't use them after i stopped the lessons so they didn't stick. he figured out random songs for me from various cds i'd bring in after going over some of the previously mentioned things. now that i actually can play..i think i could make use of the things a teacher could show me..and nothing gets a teacher more pumped about teaching than someone that can actually play. that was the first time i had ever played..he probably thought of me as another punk ass kid trying to learn the guitar haha. lucky for him i wasn't into metal then, so he only had to figure out punk songs.

haha sounds good man.

I was refering "that sucks" to your XP problem.

yeah i think i could highly benefit from focused attention to certain areas of improvement. I want my scales to improve, which they probably have considering when i am on my guitar i usually spend almost 80% of the time sweeping.

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ahh wasn't sure what you were referring to.

yea, i could use help in some departments. i still am not good at sweeping..but i'm working on it. once i get through the first hurdle, i think it is going to be much easier after that.

i also need some work in the improv and writing areas. part of what pisses me off about writing is that i can play well above my writing ability..so i get annoyed and wind up just saying fuck it and playing other shit.

well i'm going to fucking bed. tomorrow is going to be a joke at work. we hired a new person that happens to be a friend down the street here. they are gonna hire one more person too since i'm leaving soon. my bosses and their wives (they also work there) left for NY tonight..so it's just going to be us. i imagine it's going to be the most productive day every..but i still have to go.

aint that how it always is

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Dude... did Soreu get banned? WTF?

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I can sweep with little to no problems, its just the matter of cleaning them up enough to sound pro.

I've got all my standard patterns forever burned and ingrained in my skull. I'm alot like the lead guitarist from Metalocalpyse. I will sit in front of a tv or be tlaking to people and have a guitar with me doing non stop sweeps or lead improv solos.

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Yeah, that's fucked up. It should definitely be revoked.

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yeah I saw that, I'm thinking def didn't realize he was just fucking around with that one post.

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I definantly agree. Soeru is a great guy, with great music taste, and contributes much to Guitar, Gear and Theory. For a little joke like that it should be just a deleted thread, and at most a suspension.

Auszwitztabs.com


...Or def might've been let down then angry.

yeah, I'm rather suprised he was banned rather than suspended.

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same here..i could see banning some person if that was their first, or one of their first posts..but he has been here for a few years.

in other news..i can't wait for my lunch break.

Oh, I did realise.

More people did this in the past and it's time to stop beeing fucking cunts.

Anyways, he's just suspended for one day. Don't get you panties in a bunch because I changed his title into Banned

You guys apperently don't know me too well.

uh yeah, I should revoke your membership too.

niggah

haha, Fuck off Def!


My new girlfriend has never taken a load to her face. I want to 'revoke' onto her eyeballs.

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haha get her while she's sleeping.

Simple, do the shadow dragon!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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haha, what the fuck is that?

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Shadow dragon:

Take her from behind, then pretend like you're gonna cum, retract and spit on her back.
Then when she turns around blow your load in her face

hahaha. Oh man, that is gold.

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HAHAHA! crazy bastard

I'd like to take this moment to officially recognize that you guys are idiots, and then explain to you how the banning process works.

We have the option of banning for 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 10 days, 2 or 3 weeks, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or 6 months, 1 or 2 years, or permanently, and of putting the user in the 'Banned' or 'Suspended' Usergroup. The only difference between these groups is that 'Suspended' members can private message and 'Banned' members can go suck a dick.

The more you know!

well, its not so much idiocy as it is ignorance, see, we've never been mods...

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Yeah, but BB at least was around when there weren't separate usergroups and every suspension was a 'banning,' almost all of you have been around when we had to change somebody's 'suspended' status to 'banned' so that they couldn't post during the suspension (through some fluke, 'suspended' members occasionally can still post), and in any case it's incredibly obvious that Def didn't confuse Soeru with a spambot and ban him for life, especially as he did not delete his thread it like he did with spambots (I can see deleted threads/posts, but even you who can't would have to be aware that the spam threads were gone). It would have taken just a moment of rational thinking if you'd been capable of it.

The behind-the-scenes info was just for fun, but you could and should have easily known what was up without it.

I can can say limitless things that are wrong about this myspace post....


I know way too many really beautiful girls who think they don't look good... It hurts... because it's our fault, guys I mean. We make girls feel like they have to be perfect. You know what I mean, flat stomach, big boobs, round booty, long legs, sexy lips, and on top of all that, they have to dress like a whore, and be one as well... nobody can measure up to that... and its not fair... because nobody should have to. Girls prefer being called beautiful instead of hott or sexy. The little imperfections are what make people special. If everyone was perfect the world would be so boring, variety is what makes life interesting. So guys, stop making girls have to live up to your, I'm sorry, our... deluded fantasy visions of perfection. Stop acting like boys and start being men... realize that women don't exist to fulfill our sexual desires. Stop talking to them solely to get with them, be nice to them because you want to be their friend, not because you want to hook up with them. Say nice things about them not to flatter them in hopes that you'll get some, but because its true and you know they like to hear them. In short... we need to grow up and stop acting like freaking retarded little boys.

Girls who agree repost.
and to the few guys who have balls and agree repost this

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my mower died...

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Be nice to every girl you meet because you want to be her friend, because every girl will be a great friend to have. Girls are just great people. Guys are the scum on a 20 year-old unflushed toilet and if you locked two of them in a room together they'd fuck after 20 minutes because all the think about is sex. I wish I had a vagina big enough to swallow the sun so I could be a really really great person like every girl without exception is.

lol

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You're right Powers.

did a girl slap you in the face?
i don't like unwholesome girls which are most of girls

Hey! Don't tell me information I should perhaps know, but have no idea about!

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DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT THERE WILL BE RANDOM EXAMINATIONS ON ALL THINGS THAT OCCUR HERE? YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE TO FLUNKING OUT OF METALTABS, MISTER!

Went bridge jumping today. It was definitely one of the funnest moments in a while.

Surprisingly the whole time I've been here I haven't got suspended yet.

I need a little help. My friends computer shuts off after staying on for about 20 minutes. So we assumed the power supply was crapping out on him. So he got a new supply and two new fans. Total equaling three fans on his computer. After the new hardware installation the problem still occurs. Can any one help out with suggestions?

I took some promo shots for my radio show in corpse paint. I'll post some pics in the PIC THREAD tomorrow.

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what?
did you jump off of a bridge?

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Yeah but there was a lake under it. Trust me, I did research on it before I jumped. First off, this lake provides out town with almost all of our drinking water. Well, it actually wasn't research. Ha ha I just watched my friends jump first. No one use that old fucking figurative speech quote.

ugh...just drank a glass of vodka with some olives in it..wound up pouring some club soda in there too. i used to be ok with vodka..but the last few years i just hate the shit...i don't know how anyone drinks this crap straight. after i killed that..i poured a good ol glass o' scotch! unfortunately i only have about one or two more glasses worth, and most of a 750 of vodka left

Damn my friend got 1408. This movie is insane.

I don't know what to post....

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Don't post any more. Leave you house and go watch 1408.

watch it where?

At the theaters or do the alternate solution. Pirating.

It seems that this guy forgot that we are on equal terms with women, we don't control what they do. Freedom rocks, and what alot of women do with it, makes me laugh daily.

This has been the funniest rtt thread I've read in a while.

People are always looking for a reason for everything that they can agree with, more often it's not the truth. If this guy feels that it is men who are the problem, he feels he can do something about it. If the very thought crossed his mind that some women like to be skanky, then there's nothing he can do except accept it, and that means relinquishing his sense of control.

I'm tired, and I'm probably gonna look at this post and say, "when did I start smoking weed?" So in advance; I'M SORRY!

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I'll stop looking at women as sex objects the day women stop looking at men as sex objects.
Yes, it's true. Women are just as obsessed with sex as men are. They are just sneakier with it.

I was just reminiscing, and for some freaky reason every girlfriend or woman I had sex with or made out with is blonde.
And I don't even have hair colour preferences

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Heh, PowerSOFTerror.


Yeah I find that genuinely funny.

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did you survive?

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not just "some". id bet its around 1/3-1/4
that dude's little fag rant was ridiculous. and im a little inclined to say that he probably just says bullshit, like that, to get girls. whips up some shit, even he doesnt believe, whores it on myspace, so all these guys... ahem, GIRLS, see, and then waits for the "OMGZ U R S0 S\/\/33+!!!111" replies.


i didnt get the chance to find it funny, because i thought it was power-soft-error, when i joined. haha. i didnt realize, otherwise, untill about a year after.

haha i never saw that power soft error until just now.

Not only is it not just guys faults but look at women. Women are FAR FAR more vicious about other girls looks than guys. Guys don't care nearly as much as the media and women rights activists would like to portray. To sit here and say that guys are the main and only reason society deems certain things attractive is bullshit.

Also alot of attributes that people find attractive are very consistent with being HEALTHY vice over weight or malnutrition.

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thats a good point. and you said girls care way more about other girls' looks than guys do about other guys' looks. that was an understatement, because guys dont give a FUCK about how other guys look. at all. except for fags, but they are irrelevant, in this discussion. anyway, im not sure why chior boys, like this myspace guy, cant realize that women put pressure on themselves, and are to blame, for all this shit they are saying is a result of guys being expectant, of them.

whens the last time you saw a normal guy check out another guys ass? who knows. whens the last time you saw a normal girl check out a girls ass? i did this week.

For those who care too much to their image, for sure.

No.

pussy

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yes, please?

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Nee.

Goedemiggad.

Started learning Dutch again. This time I have a book on it rather than a friend.

miggad? don't you mean middag?

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I thought everybody knew that power structures = male sex drives, and so even interpersonal, social power structures consisting entirely of females such as bitchy girl backchatting are really the expression of men's sexual urges, i.e. the evil of the world in the form of an apocalyptic-in-magnitude frothy tidal wave of ejaculate.

THERE IS NOTHING BAD IN THIS WORLD, AND THERE AIN'T NO WORLD BUT THIS ONE, THAT IS NOT THE MAN'S FAULT, AND YOU'RE THE FUCKING MAN UNLESS YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO REPOST!

Check my lyrics out.

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=37854


Suck my hog, def.

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What the fuck are you on about?

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what the fuck is that supposed to be?

Yes, it is true. Males have the power to rule the universe.

Females will never be able to reach these extraorbitant goals.

Sad but true.

Whoops

Just a typo. Was in bit of a rush.

Now should I say, Goedenahkt.