I wouldn't wear it. Frame it or hang it on the wall but don't use anything that will puncture it. Make a shrine of some sort.

If you like Theater of Tragedy check out Dismal Euphony.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, tonight was gay.

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What happened, doll face?

I hate working on Monday nights. There's nothing to do except condition the department. I was just gonna take a long break also, but what makes my breaks so great is teh big cheese bagels the bakery sells, and they were out of them.

Then I had to do a couple things for my mom; pick up some stuff, take it to her.

Some good did come out of this; I rented out "Star Wars; The Clone Wars" game for X-box.


Also, I got TICKETS FOR NECROPHAGIST! BRUTAL!

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Those problems don't sound to bad. Plus you have got a lot more good out of it than bad. You got Nercophagist tickets and you're bitching about a fucking bagel.

YOU DO NOT KNOW THE GREATNESS OF THESE CHEESE BAGELS!

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I could.

What is the name of the show that you're going to? By the way, when will Necrophagist stop touring. They have been touring since 2004.

Summer Slaughter.

I wish I was Necrophagist; I wouldn't mind touring for 3 years. I love playing!

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of coarse not. i was thinking of pressing it between two sheets of plastic, and hanging it that way. sounds like a plan.

That is going to be a great show. So many good bands. I may go, but it all depends if my friends want to and they are bigger Necophagist fans that me. So it is looking good.



Yeah go for it. Why aren't you on MSN?

youre welcome

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.p..._human_face.wmv

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samz rulez. you sure you dont want a pic, of me, wearing NOTHING but the shirt?

i know! the shirt, and some high, black socks!

I would like to see that. Don't be a tease. You already got my hopes up.

hahaha nah its my pleasure, i only hope someone returns the favor and finds me a rare shirt. not that i dont look high and low for em anyway (how do you think i found that one anyway)

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you should've just edited his posts to say some funny shit instead.

Wear the shirt Trey! SHOW YOUR GAY PRIDE. LOL I KID.


A big thanks to CTL for fucking up the page...CUNT!

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Awwww Are you feeling better Nick?

haha, no not really..I'm still contemplating going to the hospital. My sense of humour is still there though...well, either that or I have brain damage and can't fully grasp an all-too-serious reality.

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You should go man. I would go to the doctor every time I got sick if I lived in Canada. I have to pay over $100 just for them to tell me what I have and way more for the medicine to cure it. Brain damage is definitely a factor in your sense of humor.

Masticate my scrotum!

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How have those sweaty balls of yours been?

Buy my preamp

Don't tell me how to do my job. I couldn't have edited his posts to make him out to be more pathetic than they already did.

don't like challenges?

yes ma'am!

Sleepytime was really whacky. The highlights were the chick's voice and the background percussionist who played 20 million instruments. He had a weird haircut that I can't even begin to describe.

Also, the putrid smell of the band members body odor can only be described as "authentic." They weren't as good as Estradasphere as far as live performances go, but still very entertaining to say the least.

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im at school, and this assignment is to make a label for a wine bottle. i dont have any wine bottles, so i brought a rum bottle. i put it on my desk, cause im about to take of the real label. i didnt notice, but there was a small tour passing buy, and this room has two walls of windows. LOZZLE.

:come, young students. enroll in this coarse, and we will drink in class!:

holy crap man...pollen season, im gonna kill someone.

I saw gayer than Pr0az......if you wanna know, tell me, it's hilarous

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I've seen a guy anally fisted, so I've definitely seen gayer than Pr0az. But, without departing from the premise of 'I'm a drunken douchebag who spends all night trying to get laid unsuccessfully, complains about it in random and unrelated threads on the internet, and gets outraged at the lack of sympathy' it's hard to top what he had. It's even harder to tell people to get back on topic when I've edited a whole series of posts to be humorously off-topic. So, yes, I'm a pussy.

LOLL


hahahah...I think I should quote this in my sig!

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sounds fair to me.



In anycase, does anyone know if the processor of a laptop can be upgraded?

hum I think yes.

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Generally, not really, as the motherboards are designed around the specs of specific processors due to the space limitations. At any rate, it's pretty unlikely to be user-upgradeable because they're not too friendly to get into either. I'd suggest looking at the manufacturers website and perhaps contact they're tech support

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thankyou very much

Dell doesn't upgrade laptops nor does Gateway. I've already talked to them on Customer Support and they told me that they can't upgrade hardware. I'm sure you could open it up and very likely screw it up.

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with a sign that read, "$10,000 per minute." Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price, he can talk directly to God. The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more such phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor.

Finally, the man arrived in the great state of Texas. Upon entering a church, behold: he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 25 cents"!? Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor. "Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God.... But in 20 other churches, the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call. ....Why is that?

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in Texas now, and it's a local call."

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What's your mother's email address?

Texas is full of redneck...so it's not cool!

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not when you live MEXAS!!!!

Texas is the shit. We have some of the best schools, biggest towns, and hottest females. FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CANADIAN. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FREE HEALTH CARE.

EDIT: Be careful Powers, BB is trying to hit on your mother.

Well, they've stopped being sweaty since I've discovered I could walk around my room naked. with the window blinds open.

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Canada > Texas

I would enjoy to see that. Well I wouldn't enjoy to see it but if some one I knew saw it I would laugh at them for seeing it.

I'm off to play some Maple Story. Be on later(like any one cares).

Everything > Canada. Especially Texas. I do wonder why it's so goddamn hot in the supposedly Godly parts of the world, though.

I only wrote that out for somebody to quote parts of it out of context, so no worries, Bob.

I'm glad I don't know you in person, lest I'll have a horrible mental image.

Aren't you afraid your whole room will smell like sweaty balls?

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PST: haha it's okay, i dont any offense!

Requiem: well, indeed, we never pay for health hahaha thats why we are hot!!!

Texas is the redneck head quarter!

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Bob when will you stop being such a biased cunt?

Bob, stop embarrassing Canada. haha, christ.

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I'm proud of my heritage. But actually, are state is being over-run by spics....*goes off on racist rant. (god bless 'em for their food, though. There is no cuisine better than tex-mex.)

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I just took the time to notice that almost half of the people who post in this thread are from Texas. Moeblunts, powers, timedragon and I. But then again we have a huge population and have a good amount of the top 10 populated cities under our belt.

I'm pretty nerd looking, but I think I pull it off with my cute boyish charm and my sexy physique. Puls, if we were to meet, I would be wearing pants..... most likely.

I have an air purifier, also, so I don't have to worry about my room smelling.

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Slayme lives in Texas...jsut a few hours from me I think in San Antonio.

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We are actually closer. Only 45 minutes. So what are you doing tonight.

Just outside San Antonio. But he won't post in this thread.

lol...you need a lady friend in your life, and should perhaps lay off the Star Wars a tad.

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He doesn't post at all, does he?

Yeah. He's not literate.

I bent my Wookie

Oh nooeezz

How the hell did that happen?

No. On earth, we call them "Beavers."

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If someone wants to get a sneakpeek at what a guitar tablature site should look like...AIM this: philkilla666

(no offense to MT...but this is much sicker.)

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Either way you look at it, trying to relate those two hairy ass creatures to a pussy, is quite disgusting.

For the $2 questions.......

How the fuck do you bend a wookie? (Sounds like it would require heavy machinery) How the fuck did you obtain such powerful machinery? And For the biggest question, how the fuck did you manage to obtain such a non existent creature in our earthly realms?

If every post I see from you is promoting another site I'm going to have to treat you like a troll.

Wookies bend at all the regular joints.

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I do wish the tabs here were all up, same for mysongbook. I get tired of having to look at other places. I also wish there was a guitar pro tab for "Condemned to Nothingness".


Bending a wookie would make it shorter thus cutting it's effectiveness as a tool of intimidation.

Cut a Wookie en halve and you two Ewoks. And Ewok is almost a halve anagram of Wookie

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That's deep, man.

YEah, u shuld put dat on yo MySpace, nigga!

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i really hate it when people bid on items on ebay that have plenty of days left to go. what is the point? the ending is all that really matters, unless you won't be ablt to bid at any point later than now.

because sometimes, the item isn't seeking by many people, so they bid or autobid until they see what happens the last day, if other people bid during the bid period, they will bid again until they win.

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if i really want something..i wait till its about to end..then decide what is the max i'd pay and hope nobody out bids me in the last second. if it gets higher than that..fuck it..didn't want to pay that much anyway.

trying to buy this bottle of beer that was 15 bucks..now is 26..not sure how high i'd go..but the other bottle is going for 89.99 as a buy it now! don't want to go that high for sure. it's just very rare beer that you can only buy one day a year, and you to buy it from the brewery. they even limit it to something like 6 bottles per person!

So you're going to spend over $25 on a single beer. That is outrageous but it is your hobby. Are you going to drink it if you do win the auction?

lol, so many BA'ers are against guys on ebay selling "rare" beers. Sam Adam's Utopia is in the $100-$200plus range per bottle.

Personally, I most likely wouldn't buy any beer off ebay..it's just too much money.

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imagine it brokes during the shipping!!!.....for a damned beer, no way, fuck that!!

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hell yes i'd drink it! i would save the bottle for sure though.

yea...its not the best nor most economical way to get rare beer...a trade would be better..but either way its going to be steep. this one looked tempting because originally it was 10 or 15 bucks. not crazy expensive.. its not a 12 oz bottle either.

even if i found someone willing to trade this shit..it's like gold..i'd have to trade them a bunch of shit since most other states carry any beer i can get here..and i don't know of any really good florida bottled beer. so the amount i'd have to spend to get enough beer worth the trade would be similar to if i just bought it outright on ebay.

judging by the other bottles buy it now price, i'll get out bid no problem.

edit...i never would've checked ebay in the first place, but someone mentioned i would have to find a trade or i could buy one on ebay..but he said it would be about 70 bucks!!! not gonna pay that. rather take a road trip one day and buy as many as i could in person.

I started playing Maple Story again. Right now I'm a level 8 beginner with intentions of becoming an archer then classing up to a hunter. Man this game is childish but addictive. If any one is interesting in playing it here is a link to the site to download and there are plenty of videos on youtube.

http://maplestory.nexon.net/

Daytime television is fucking insipid.

Isn't all television stupid? Well I do like the Science Channel, Discovery Channel, National Geographic Channel and Military Channel, Comedy Central, and HBO Comedy.

It all depends on what you catch, Discovery channel tends to have some nice stuff on occasion, but really my standards can go lower than that. Pretty much as long as whatever I'm watching can help keep my brain from melting while doing hours of tedious exercises on guitar, then I'm satisfied.

Stanley Clark is the man on double bass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmI_BsVfuCg

Damn.....

Here are some cool avatars.

http://www.animationlibrary.com/sc/183/Pokemon/?page=1

why has nobody discussed the series finale of the sopranos?

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i don't watch the show...i've seen a few episodes though.

I heard that Vince Mcmahon died last night.

i was so pissed about the ending i seriosuly ended up yelling at mom about it at dinner. hahahaha

then i read about it online

SPOILERS




it didnt occur to me the last frame was from tony's pov. that makes sense, and all the quotes about dying being sudden and the music just stopping

they couldnt have ended it better i dont think, im sure id be bitching about something. in hindsight that was an awesome ending. also the last five minutes of it were so goddamn stressful, it was like a horror movie. unbelieveable. ive seen every episode, so it was like waiting to see if HOURS of character development would be abruptly ended...

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Bastard..I didn't read the spoilers...I've been watching the A&E edited reruns since they started.


I didn't like/watch the show when it was actually on here unedited on CTV(I don't have hbo..)...they sure saying "freakn" a lot on the A&E version..

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rent the seasons dude, the A and E must be AWFUL...a lot of important scenes happen at the bing. i cant imagine how the show would hold together...

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heh, Soprano can't beat X-Files!!

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Neither of those shows can beat Trailer Park Boys. Fuck you Canadians.....

They blank out the tits....

Yeah, once I get a job I'll eventually buy the seasons..although they are very expensive.

TPB is done to my knowledge(the site is filled with boarded up, abandoned trailers)...the last episode of this season just ended Sunday. All in all, I think it was their worst season.

edit - In speaking of TPB, I forgot to upload my pictures I took while driving by the park location. Bah, I'll have to get those this weekend finally.

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Messaging from Australia. We got here earlier today. It felt like i was officially living on an airplane.

We flew from cleveland Ohio to Anchorage Alaska. (Which btw was a pretty fucking amazing scene) Then we flew to hawaii this morning. Then we got into australia. Took for fucking ever to get through customs, obviously because there was like 120 marines and like 160 Army soldiers.

But this will probably be my last message for a few weeks. I don't see internet access in my near future. Also i will probably be too busy.

So i get a break from Metaltabs.

later bitches.

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Have fun, you're a big boy now.

what the fuck

I'll miss you.


:sad: :slitswrist:

Shoot. I would have waved when you flew by here. Or flipped you off. haha

Goldurn it! I tried to send him a pm before his mailbox filled up and it's full already. Oh well, IM away!!!!!

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yea..that last episode seemed like a final episode with the way they seemed to bring closure to everyones situation. i loved laheys part.."i wa born to be a drunken trailer park supervisor."

yea upload those pics already damnit! ha if its open you should go in and take pictures next to that big tree that had all the piss jugs in it.

Well, they had a summary at the last season too, probably just in case the show was canceled.


You can go up there(probably trespassing), well, at least I have friends that did so and took a bunch of pictures.

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fostahs! fostahs! fostahs! fostahs!



bass - well i hope they do make more...not sure. i know one of these seasons is going to be it..could be this one..but who knows..

Ron Jarzombek's new band.

http://www.ronjarzombek.com/Laserstream.html

today, in class, we drew numbers for a group project. somehow i ended up in a group with the only two other metalheads, in the class. of which, i didnt even know were metalheads... untill today. loz. better yet, the project is to make a name, album name, 2 page article, 3 pieces of merchandise, and a concert poster for a make-believe band. one thing is for sure, we all agreed, ITZ A METAL BAND!!! lozlozle