Easy drunk wenches who are jailbait and supposedly have boyfriends.
Not that I couldn't take on a 15 year old guy, but meh.. goes against my principles, and too much hassle for just nookie.

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principles, puh.

damn.....I invited some friends over for beer pong and it lead to a questionable night. Two dudes stayed on the same team and won every game all night long. Either I'm a sore loser and didn't want to play anymore, or they were being sore winners and not switching up the teams so others might have a slight chance of winning. Besides....I could have done without one of 'em distracting the opposing side with his chest hair and unbuckling his belt and pants instead of petty insults and waving hands over the cups.

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^ I do that all the time if girls are on the opposing team.

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Does anyone else fucking hate it when you can't hear the vocals in a song properly? I've been listening to a few poorly mixed Motorhead songs, and they sound like absolute shit when compared to Motorhead songs where the vocals aren't a garbled quiet mess.

^ Yea but its even worse when you can barely hear the guitar.

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and its even worse when you can barely hear anything like grindcore with ''wtf'' clean guitar and voices like a blocked toilet

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Drunk 15 year olds who have all the aspects of adult sexuality but mental awareness are pretty bad. In general it's just a bad idea to fuck a 15 year old unless you're 16 or 17 or younger. I was at a party around a month back with a friend of mine, and the thing was filled with flirty 14 and 15 year-old Puerto Rican girls. We got uncomfortable and left, talking about how good a time we might have been able to have if we just didn't have those damn principles.

Since most beer pong games have a 'play until you lose' policy, there's really no reason they should have switched up if nobody could beat them. And all those insults and distractions are part of the game. You really shouldn't have been playing drunken 'sports' if you can't take losing and being taunted.

To Pst

I've had the same issue take place at a party i went too. Right time i walked in i saw a lot of old dudes and real young chicks. Ones i heard one of the flirty young girls exclaim "I had to tell my mom i was staying to night with her so i could come", i bailed out. Needless to say most of the other males in the area don't care about age, when there spending time in DCDC I'm sure they will care then. However the age of consent in South Carolina is 14.

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That's pretty fucking sick.

HAHA! how did i know...

God help me, it's my grandad's 60th, I'm so fucking drunk!

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Same deal in Canada...although they are trying to raise it 16. Not sure if the bill passed or not.

Hell, I'm 21 and would never have sex with a 14 or even 16 year old for that matter.

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They wont put the age at 16, we are too much openminded here!

Until 20, i think its not SO bad to flirt with 15+ years old, 14...i will be very picky, shu must be mature enough...i'm still picky even if she is mature.

I just can't believe how we are openminded here lolll...cheap drugs, night life. gay/lesbians rights, divorce anyways

If you are busted by cops with drugs or alcohol (-18 years old), they only give you a little ticket or you have to throw up in the garbage

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The cops make you throw up in the garbage?

Believe me, as soon as you're nearing 23 flirtatious 15 year olds creep you out.

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Their trying to do the same here, but for reasons unknown to me it seems to get ignored, makes me wonder what our representatives in SC are up too .

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I'm considering getting a bass. They're so goddamn fun to play.

yay. good choice.

what the hell are you doing on at 4.30am?

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Shows what you know. It's 12:28 am.

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What the hell? I thought it was 3:58 a.m.

its 7.20 pm, get it right.

no its 8:26pm

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I'm pretty sure it's 12:47

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I'm certain that it is 5:31 a.m. No more, I'm correct!

ITS 8.09 PM!!!

10:05pm you mean

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Hey! All posts were actually made at the time you read them! They don't exist without your eyes to bring them into existence!

You know what's better than fucking a 14 year old? Half a 28 year old. At least if you get to choose which half.

We know, grandpa. We're just having fun! Huh yuh!

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Someday I'll have to learn to temper my sense of humor so that idiots making jokes won't, just because they're the butt of mine, think I'm being serious, or taking them seriously.

Ur Jokes rn't fuhn-ee!!!

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I'm spending the day doing bullshit busy work for a remedial biology class. At 8 pm THE FUCKIN SOPRANOS!!! Only 2 episodes left and they should be awesome. Then Entourage. Then, I DJ from midnight to 2 am.

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Holy fuckin' shit! Cannibal Corpse at their best:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGI...related&search=

thanks a lot! now i've got cannibal corpse stuck in my head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1MO...related&search=

I hate Cannibal Corpse now!

WOW, Back to the Future!!!!!!

one of my favorite movies!

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big trouble in little china owns it

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lol is soulinsane going to make a bday thread for his wife

Blizzard beast, grafcore.... you two r stoopid. That wasn't Cannibal Corpse!

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maybe it was for attracted people to clik on the link!

Because i didnt see any cannibal corpse and there was no matter between those links!!

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CC are gonna have a difficult enough time marking down new territory without you ungrateful cocksuckers dragging them down with your negativity. I guess you just want their minds to remain as narrow as yours for all eternity, rather than to allow them to explore beyond the known limits of musicality and bring back a sound uniquely their own. Well, I for one won't stand for your negative vibes bringing down the band or our board. So watch out.

By the way, has everybody heard that the most famous (as far as I know) son of Saratoga Springs (David Hyde Pierce) has just, finally, come out of the closet? Any bets on how long before Saratoga's second most famous son (Tranny) follows suit, to as little surprise? I'd set the over-under at 48, because of DHP's age, but that might be a little unfair, since he was never so flaming as Tranny.

Yes

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About fucking time.

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another fan of FBS

http://metaltabs.com/forum/member.php?u=13108

HAHAHA....he has been banned without post anything!!

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Some body is whoring up the forums tonight :P

are you talking about me?!?

Yeah whoring a forum can be nice!

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Haha, the gooch returns! Did we ever find out who this guy was?

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I wan't mah custom user title! D:<

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Damn straight... I'm sure if we all have a more positive attitude they will undoubtedly explore the near infinite possibilities that the gods of music have given us.


AND When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires will come to you!

Maybe George will learn how to do high pitched singing and they can create a new genre; POWER DEATH METAL! In there case, it would be BRUTAL POWER DEATH METAL!!!!

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yeah, because that's new...

not.

I demand proof.

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I think it was that icebreed guy. FBS closed his thread and left him a "negative" message that offeneded. I love when FBS shuts down a thread.

I'm so proud of myself.

For Sodomy Conquest;

"Highest charts position: # 176 ( 54,281 songs currently listed in Metal)

Highest charts position in subgenre: # 34 ( 12,575 songs currently listed in Metal > Death/Black Metal) "

Until I added it to my sound click, the highest I've ever gotten with any of my songs was 44 in Death/Black metal.

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Where is this from? And congratulation.

soundclick.com

and here's my band page.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pag...m?bandID=702409

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HOLY SHIT CTL??!!!?? some of that is actually enjoyable. i didnt really like the parts with just guitar chords, but then, suddenly, something cool would happen.

...and then, the clone wars!!?? do you play keyboard, or a friend/member? interesting sounds, man.

Well, firstly, none of those are actual recordings. They're all Guitar Pro Files I've exported to Wav and then converted to MP3 so I could post them on Sound Click; the dicks there are apparently too good for WAVE files .

My primary instrument is drums, though, but I may end up doing some of the rhythm guitar parts when we start recording since our actual rhythm guitarist is too fucking lazy to practice, and can't even play.

We either will just use the keyboard tracks off of Guitar pro, or I'll learn to play keyboard and just play them during recording. We will, however, need to find a keyboardist. We knew one person who could have played for us, but our stupid rhythm, guitarist (who was the only one who knew her) was too lazy to arrange a meeting with her. God, he pisses me off.

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ah, ok man. the drums sounded nice, and i knew something was terrible about the recordings, there is something like static, going on. i knew it wasnt a real bands recording. in fact, i thought it was you, all on your own, other than my question about the keys. i mean, i say "band page" for mine, and its only me. anyway, slap lazy members

CTL: It sounds like RSE on guitarpro, isn't it?

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Man i was about to say the drums are pretty fucking good. I forgot you played drums. I'm not gonna lie, although a bunch of it didn't drive me oh so crazy, the music is overall pretty damn good.

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Yes it is, Bobby.




I've only memorized the drum part for two songs; "Seduction of the Dark Side" and "My Inner Thirst for Justice(Revenge) is Quenched." Once we fix the lights in the garage (where my drum set is set up in), I'm gonna learn some other songs. I can mostly play all the rhythm guitar parts in the songs, or at least my songs. I'm still working on the drum parts for my friend's songs.

Pretty much what we do; I start a song, write it all out, or until I'm really stuck, and then send it to him and see what he thinks. He critiques it, makes some changes if he thinks there needs to be, and send it back to me, and I see if I agree with the changes or not.

OR; He writes a song, and it's the same process in reverse. DUH. Except he's still learning how to write drum parts, and mostly just gives me the idea of where he wants the drums to lay back, dominate, etc.

it's only been between us because we're the only two, it seems, that are committed to it. Our "rhythm guitarist" contributes nothing; doesn't practice, doesn't say anything about the songs, except "THAT SUCKS" or "THAT'S OK." Plus his range of musical influence is mostly in the nu-metal area. He'll listen to stuff like Dimmu and Old Man's Child and some thrash, but honestly we, or at least I, think he's just fronting.

Our bassist..... he's a character. He owns a 5 string, so that's kind of given me more room to make better bass grooves. But I've never seen him play, except on guitar (which he's decent at). He's been in a band before, so we know he's had experience. Problem is he's like LOYAL to this one kid.... this short-ass wigger who I can only tolerate.... If omething were to happen between us and the wigger, our bassist would be like "FUCK YOU!" So his allegiance or whatever is a little shakey.



not bad for music about Star Wars, eh?

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I'm seein' my ex this friday. I'm kinda nervous but actually really happy because she is a person I still care about...... /end sentimental statement

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Wanna pink skirt to go with that?


WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE GUITAR PRO CONTESTS???!!! FAGS!

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Be careful of such things. I said the same thing about my last ex, and now i could really careless about her because she seems to think "best friends" only talk once in a blue moon and that just because she has a boyfriend she no longer has time to communicate at all with me.

Fuck that shit.

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bitches get stitches, my g/f of almost a year broke up with me last wed, i had a date for today by last friday : )
its good to know that i dont have problems getting girls, just keeping 'em.
oh yeah, hows everyone doing, havent been around for a while, popped back on to talk to the metaltabs mom, and the green screen has been haunting my dreams for about a week now.

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Who'd wanna keep them, eh? EH? EH?!....... man, it's just not as funny when I never have a girlfriend.



BTW, did anyone have any problems with metal tabs last night? I kept trying to get on at, like 1 in the morning (I couldn't sleep), and it kept saying it couldn't connect.

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I've had quite a few girlfriends (some crazy bitches). This one, I called recently to meet at a coffee house and straight up asked her if she wanted to have sex. LAWL. But out of all the women I've had relationships with, this girl was definately the best. Plus, we ended our thang really abruptly without much closure. It's been about 2 years and all the communication I've had is through a couple AIM messages.

It'll be fun. We're gonna go on a hike in the forest somewhere.

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And then it'll get really hot and sweaty. You'll have to take your clothes off to avoid the heat stroke, and then you look at each others bodies and she says, "Is that your cock or are you happy to see me." and then you say "I"M COMING!!!" Then it gets really raunchy.

then I come in with a drum solo and totally mess up the mood. Nothing like crappy double bass rolls to kill a hard-on.

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^ lawl.

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haha! funny enough, i came here to share that MT actually was in my dream last night. i was looking at the bands front, and i saw a band, posted by a non-existant member, and the band name was so stupid: H3|0|0|0|.

loz.

Been there done that. Me and my ex girlfriend went out for about a total of 3 years. (we broke up twice in that time) But now.. i just really don't want to talk to her.

We used to be good friends, now i just consider her a fairweather friend. Fuck that.


Btw i've heard this new darkest hour song they put out on their myspace page its pretty sick. Especially the fucking solo. You can definitely hear the heavy heavy melo death influence from Kris Norris in the compositions nowadays.

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These last two days have been crazy. I've been drinking and smoking and hanging out with some cool guys.

Wow. Drinking and smoking and hanging out with dudes and finding time to post about it on the internet. Fucking insane.

lol

Bro thats thats the most intense shit I've ever heard. Requiem is just shredin' to the gnar nowadays.

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Tonight is going to be intresting.
The band I used to play in is having their first concert, and it kinda feels I'm performing too, since they're going to use a few songs I wrote myself while I was playing with them.

Kinda a weird feeling I anticipate, being part of the audience of your own songs

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get some kind of written or recorded agreement with them incase they ever make any money off of those songs.

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everybody, go to the unsettling/weird artwork, and look at my post (#51), to see something KILLER!!!!

I bet that could be weird. But i guess look at many of the bands out there that, that happens to at a much larger level. Although most of the people that "write" the music generally stay in, while the others leave. (this is just purely an observation)

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Nah, I'm totaly cool with it. We agreed this when I left the band.

Although most of the people that "write" the music generally stay in, while the others leave. (this is just purely an observation)[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that usualy happends.
Though, I left because I moved towns.

Heh, they didn't get to playing my songs, they got cut out of time halvway trough their setlist. Altough they get their second gig tomorrow, so its all good

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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to
my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and WashingtonDC.

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BWHAHAHAH

Nice one, do you make these up or do you obtain them from another source?

Nein, I get at least 3-5 jokes or video emails from my mother every fucking day. She's the district clerk for the Houston county courthouse hahaha.

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Oh that explains it, most of the teachers that i'm "cool" with show me these wierd jokes that they e-mail around to each other. Some of them are funny even hysterical but others are down right horrible.

Ja, she forwards me everything that comes her way. Here's another one....


Some people have been a bit offended that the actor, Lee Marvin, is buried in a grave alongside 3 and 4 star generals at Arlington National Cemetery . His marker gives his name, rank (PVT) and service (USMC). Nothing else. Here's a guy who was only a famous movie star who served his time, why the heck does he rate burial with these guys? Well, following is the amazing answer:

I always liked Lee Marvin, but didn't know the extent of his Corps experiences.


In a time when many Hollywood stars served their country in the armed forces often in rear echelon posts where they were carefully protected, only to be trotted out to perform for the cameras in war bond promotions,

Lee Marvin was a genuine hero. He won the Navy Cross at Iwo Jima There is only one higher Naval award... the Medal Of Honor

If that is a surprising comment on the true character of the man, he credits his sergeant with an even greater show of bravery.

Dialog from "The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson": His guest was Lee Marvin Johnny said, "Lee, I'll bet a lot of people are unaware that you were a Marine in the initial landing at Iwo Jima .and that during the course of that action you earned the Navy Cross and were severely wounded."

"Yeah, yeah... I got shot square in the bottom and they gave me the Cross for securing a hot spot about halfway up Suribachi. Bad thing about getting shot up on a mountain is guys getting' shot hauling you down. But,Johnny, at Iwo I served under the bravest man I ever knew... We both got the cross the same day, but what he did for his Cross made mine look cheap in comparison. That dumb guy actually stood up on Red beach and directed his troops to move forward and get the hell off the beach. Bullets flying by, with mortar rounds landing everywhere and he stood there as the main target of gunfire so that he could get his men to safety. He did this on more than one occasion because his men's safety was more important than his own life.
That Sergeant and I have been lifelong friends. When they brought me off Suribachi we passed the Sergeant and he lit a smoke and passed it to me, lying on my belly on the litter and said, where'd they get you Lee?' Well Bob... if you make it home be fore me, tell Mom to sell the outhouse!"
Johnny, I'm not lying, Sergeant Keeshan was the bravest man I ever knew.
The Sergeant's name is Bob Keeshan. You and the world know him as Captain Kangaroo."

On another note, there was this wimpy little man (who just passed away) on PBS, gentle and quiet. Mr. Rogers is another of those you would least suspect of being anything but what he now portrays to our youth. But Mr. Rogers was a U.S. Navy Seal, combat-proven in Vietnam with over twenty-five confirmed kills to his name. He wore a long-sleeved sweater on TV, to cover the many tattoos on his forearm and biceps. He was a master in small arms and hand-to-hand combat, able to disarm or kill in a heartbeat

After the war Mr. Rogers became an ordained Presbyterian minister and therefore a pacifist. Vowing to never harm another human and also dedicating the rest of his life to trying to help lead children on the right path in life. He hid away the tattoos and his past life and won our hearts with his quiet wit and charm.

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My mom sends me shit. I almost never read it.

I tell her to stop everytime i see her. She says she only sends me "the good ones." Usually these good ones are a waste of my time.

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haha, lucky me then, cause my mom has never been online, in her life.

wow, i just realized i am working on my forth year of being a member here, jesus christ thats a bit scary....

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Thank god they left out the Carolina's....

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Wait till she does. THen she'll ask how to attach files to emails and shit.

My family has been computer savy since the beginning. My mom is probably the least knowledeable just because she has never attempted to learn anything outside of microsoft office. She knows enough database and spreadsheet shit to make your head spin.

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HIJACKED MAH FUCKA!

IM TAKIN' OVER BassB's COMP!

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Mr. Frost I presume?

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Mine either, she just pays for the connection.

yeah, I think most american families are like that, mine included.
she sure does bitch about not using it though.

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EITHER/OR, FUCKER! nothing can be both new and improved! If it's new, it has never existed until now. If it's improved, then it has existed before and this is just a better version of it. GAWD!

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I'll have to check it out.

On the contrary, I just got the vBulletin 1 month or so ago.

It has been improved in the last few days.

Jewass...

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