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Fuck yea. I saw him a few months back. He is definately in my top 3.
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Louis CK - His standup special on HBO titled "Shameless" might be the best recorded routine in the history of standup comedy. Seriously. Brilliant from start to finish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMUvrOZCk7s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMy6wVNdllI
Patton Oswalt - Both "Feelin kinda' Patton" and "Werewolves and Lollipops" are fantastic.
Mitch Hedberg, of course.
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It's funny how different comedians have different niches. For example, Bill Maher is a dreadful standup comedian and his sketches are a hit or miss but I'll be damned if he isn't one of the best interviewers. Real Time might be my favorite show on the air right now.
In the case of Demitri Martin, he is rather unoriginal. Although he does remind me of a wanna be Mitch Hedberg, the person he more blatantly ripped off was Zach Galifinakis (sp?)
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WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT!?
Are we talking about the same motherfucking Mitch Hedberg? Did you watch the thing with your sound turned off?
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Yes, I like him a lot.
... I like his shows a lot. There's a clip where he gets onto the stage, the crowd tries to boo him off, and he ends up verbally winning the whole thing.
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
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Wow man. To me he literally is the king of one-liners. That's actually what his shows were. Loose continuation of one-liners.
His look on things was noticably very drug-influenced, but actually really accurate. Like with the fire-exit in the casino.
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Aosoth - New album III out now on Agonia Recs
Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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And a comment summed my thoughts up quite nicely:
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Sorry if I think the bitterness is a sign of immaturity and an inability to cope with his current relevance."
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-01-28, 18:57
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Tru dat! If you're interested I just found a recent podcast interview with him, discussing his upcoming film Four Lions:
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I've never heard of him but I'm cracking up at some of these clips!
Have any of you guys in the UK heard or seen The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret? Its David Cross' new show and I think it'll be airing soon. It also has Bob Odenkirk, Will Arnett, and a lot of writers from the holy Arrested Development. When I saw Cross do stand-up a few months back he played maybe 10-15 minutes of the pilot and it was fucking great. I envy you for being able to see it.
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"Imagination is more important than intelligence" - Einstein
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2010-02-01, 14:27
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Stanhope has a new cd out called From Across the Street which is pretty damn good.
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2010-02-06, 06:44
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I would honestly consider going gay for Stephen Fry. I want to be his friend, and if that's to involve a certain degree of manhandling then so be it. And I wouldn't mind at all if Hugh Laurie wanted to watch from the shadows of the corner of the bedroom, occasionally giving mumbled instructions and perhaps even applauding if he likes what he sees, and trust me - he would like what he sees. All over my back in thick gobs of jellied-milk.
I just ordered a book from Amazon; The Naked Jape, by Jimmy Carr. I quite like Jimmy Carr's standup shows, which surprised me given that I previously thought he was a talentless cunt. I also read Frankie Boyle's book a couple of months ago, which was consistently funny, despite reading like it had been produced by a recovering coma victim (that is, it wasn't very well-written, which probably made it funnier).
Speaking of books, I read Rik Mayall's book "Bigger Than Hitler, Better Than Christ" a few years ago and it was fucking hilarious. It's intentionally written badly, with spelling mistakes and bad punctuation throughout. The highlight of the book is the "letters" he wrote when he was at school; some proper comedy gold in there. If you're a fan of Rik you have to read it; if you're not familiar with him or don't like his work you might not get much from it, and you're also a cunt. |
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2010-02-25, 22:58
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I recently discovered, and subsequently fell in love with, Doug Stanhope. I mean, where has this cunt been all my life?? He's like an even more jaded, cynical, hateful version of Bill Hicks, and he gives my own waning cynicism a new and much needed lease of life. You almost had me, establishment! FUCK YOU!
I first saw him on Charlie Brooker's Newswipe (if you don't know it, download it). Charlie Brooker isn't a standup, but he's a most welcome voice of reason among the frothing puddle of spunk-scum that is the mass media. See also Screenwipe and Gameswipe.
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2010-02-26, 02:11
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I would honestly consider going gay for Stephen Fry. I want to be his friend, and if that's to involve a certain degree of manhandling then so be it. And I wouldn't mind at all if Hugh Laurie wanted to watch from the shadows of the corner of the bedroom, occasionally giving mumbled instructions and perhaps even applauding if he likes what he sees, and trust me - he would like what he sees. All over my back in thick gobs of jellied-milk.
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Haha holy shit... Let it all out, Paddy... I haven't read anything that graphic since my last creative writing class.
Not much of a comedian nerd or anything but you can never go wrong with Carlin. And, I hate to admit this, but Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket routine makes me giggle. And then I feel dirty afterwards. |
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2010-02-26, 02:43
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Haha holy shit... Let it all out, Paddy... I haven't read anything that graphic since my last creative writing class.
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 I got plenty more where that came from!
I don't think this needs a punchline, so I'll move on.
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Not much of a comedian nerd or anything but you can never go wrong with Carlin. And, I hate to admit this, but Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket routine makes me giggle. And then I feel dirty afterwards.
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I miss Carlin. Why do the good always die...well, not young, but...well, yeah, fair enough, he had a good innings.
Not many people have the talent and the innovation to change the landscape of comedy by simply taking part in it but Carlin is definitely up there alongside Pryor, Bruce, Hicks and Will Smith.
Hahaha I, too, have had a secret soft-spot for Jim Gaffigan ever since I saw that bit on YouTube. That stupid wispy voice he does had me in stitches the first time I heard it despite how much the snob in me wanted to resist it. There, I'm out of the closet. Now somebody fuck my mouth already!
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2010-02-26, 02:45
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And, I hate to admit this, but Jim Gaffigan's hot pocket routine makes me giggle. And then I feel dirty afterwards.
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yea, same here.
And speaking of hot pockets those sound really good right now. see my roommate and i are planning on making a giant feast when he gets back from class at 10... but we all got stoned before he left and like, those hot pockets sound fucking great.
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2010-02-26, 04:11
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Not many people have the talent and the innovation to change the landscape of comedy by simply taking part in it but Carlin is definitely up there alongside Pryor, Bruce, Hicks and Will Smith.
Hahaha I, too, have had a secret soft-spot for Jim Gaffigan ever since I saw that bit on YouTube. That stupid wispy voice he does had me in stitches the first time I heard it despite how much the snob in me wanted to resist it. There, I'm out of the closet. Now somebody fuck my mouth already!
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Wait, Will Smith? I mean the Fresh Prince theme song is catchy and all but good god damn. Actually I'm just sick of seeing his big ol' dumb face in every post-apocalyptic sci fi movie that has had potential in the last 10 years.
And yeah I guess it is the voice. Shit, am I that much of a sucker?
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yea, same here.
And speaking of hot pockets those sound really good right now. see my roommate and i are planning on making a giant feast when he gets back from class at 10... but we all got stoned before he left and like, those hot pockets sound fucking great. |
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2010-02-26, 04:43
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Wait, Will Smith?
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Will Smith is a genius!  If it weren't for him I'd never have discovered that I can simultaneously vomit, shit and bleed from my cock.
In all seriousness, the guy's a talentless, Scientology-peddling cunt and I'd gladly watch him melt in a giant fire whilst naked ginger midgets dance around it chanting "WIKI WIKI WHA!", shaking their little piggly cocks and watching as their spit sizzles on Will's crackling, all the while Will - in 30 second intervals - screams "aww HELL naw!", as is his custom. CLICK!
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2010-02-26, 13:20
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Your drawing gave me a supreme lol
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2010-02-26, 14:18
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BAHAHAHAHAHA, as if the mental image provided weren't enough. That was fucking brilliant.
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2010-02-27, 13:04
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^^ I know two people who are dangerously close to getting oral sex. I could probably do you both together if you do an ass-to-ass and I just dump my tongue down the middle and wiggle it around. Ginger midgets may or may not be present.
*hovers mouse over MS Paint button* ...nah, I owe it to myself.
Doug Stanhope is probably the bleakest, sickest and most downright hateful comedian I've heard to date, and I fucking need more. Is there anyone worse (by which I of course mean better) than Doug in these respects? I quite enjoy the feeling of inconsolable despair he leaves me with.
Here are some of his appearances on Newswipe, which is where I first heard of him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2o7y_b04YE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wIomeEqCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcKMghDXSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1AqwzRkeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycwYRcm3Lc
The guy's been going for nearly 20 years and I only hear about him in 2010. Fucking tragic.
Fuck me, 2010...what happened to all of those bullshit predications that were made in the 80s about what we'd be doing now? Where's my fucking robot butler? Where are my bastarding hover boots?? Where's the giant escalator to the Moon's red light district? CUNTS! |
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I really need to check out Stanhope, everybody always tells me I'd love him.
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2010-02-28, 19:13
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If anyone's interested in Doug's audio releases PM me and I'll hook ya up.
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2010-03-19, 03:12
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^^ I know two people who are dangerously close to getting oral sex. I could probably do you both together if you do an ass-to-ass and I just dump my tongue down the middle and wiggle it around. Ginger midgets may or may not be present.
*hovers mouse over MS Paint button* ...nah, I owe it to myself.
Doug Stanhope is probably the bleakest, sickest and most downright hateful comedian I've heard to date, and I fucking need more. Is there anyone worse (by which I of course mean better) than Doug in these respects? I quite enjoy the feeling of inconsolable despair he leaves me with.
Here are some of his appearances on Newswipe, which is where I first heard of him:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2o7y_b04YE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7wIomeEqCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEcKMghDXSA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1AqwzRkeE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RycwYRcm3Lc
The guy's been going for nearly 20 years and I only hear about him in 2010. Fucking tragic.
Fuck me, 2010...what happened to all of those bullshit predications that were made in the 80s about what we'd be doing now? Where's my fucking robot butler? Where are my bastarding hover boots?? Where's the giant escalator to the Moon's red light district? CUNTS! |
That's really weird man. I saw him on TV the other night for the first time ever and was going to come to this thread to post some footage of him haha. I love comedians that speak the truth with humour.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-03-19, 20:54
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Isn't Alex Jones Nomad's real name?
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Hey Paddy! How've you been lately?
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Isn't Alex Jones Nomad's real name?
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I think our Alex's last name is Kojevnikov, at least that's the name they used at the inquiry.
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Hey Paddy! How've you been lately?
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2010-03-22, 09:56
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Haha. Yeah I haven't been so fantastic the past few months, but have been a little better lately. It's surprising how a sense of humour and music can keep one sane through shit times.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2010-03-22, 16:35
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