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Haha I like it!
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Wasn't that funny.
Clever though. Well, considering that it's just Potty humor, clever.
Punn intended.
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Fuck, I feel like a conservative wimp watching this. I mean, watch kittens being crushed to death by women in high heels for sexual thrill, I don't know if I could produce so perverted fantasies even if I tried. And I've played Postal 2.
Of course, the real question here isn't wether American law is flawed. The question, to anyone involved, is what the fuck is wrong with you people?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vum1m0Pg4Aw&feature=sub
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Absoluetly. I mean what could make you a boner watching little animals getting smashed by a high heel???? The blood probably but for that : www.ogrish.com
I`m a little bit puzzeled now but HOW DA HELL COULD SOMEONE BE SOOOOOOOO SICK IN THE HEAD?!
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Fuck, I feel like a conservative wimp watching this. I mean, watch kittens being crushed to death by women in high heels for sexual thrill, I don't know if I could produce so perverted fantasies even if I tried. And I've played Postal 2.
Of course, the real question here isn't wether American law is flawed. The question, to anyone involved, is what the fuck is wrong with you people?
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I'm pretty sure the kitten stomping video was produced in Japan.
I'm not sure how this matters what country it is from anyway. Well it is cool for Europeans to jump on the "I hate Americuh" bandwagon when most of them don't even know what they are talking about.
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That reminds me, I wonder when Puss in Boots II is coming out.
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I'm pretty sure the kitten stomping video was produced in Japan.
I'm not sure how this matters what country it is from anyway. Well it is cool for Europeans to jump on the "I hate Americuh" bandwagon when most of them don't even know what they are talking about.
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Haha, not quite sure how you found the connection with America bashing there, but sure, of course it doesn't matter what country it is. We have something similar going on here - we're a pretty fucking agitated little group trying to ban halal slaughter in Sweden, which currently falls under the protection of religious freedom. Religious freedom my ass, we don't need to force animals to lie for eternity painfully bleeding to death, and I'll happily stuff the holy book of any koran waving beard monkey down his throat to prove my point.
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Guess you'll just have to dig out old Charles Perrault and ask him.
No Paddy. No. It's been three hundred years, there's nothing, nothing, you can do to someone after three hundred years.
...is there?
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Guess you'll just have to dig out old Charles Perrault and ask him.
No Paddy. No. It's been three hundred years, there's nothing, nothing, you can do to someone after three hundred years.
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Archaeologists often find dinosaur bones which are millions of years old, and a skeleton provides ample sexitimes raw materials as the curator of the Belfast Natural History Museum discovered, so I have high hopes  If nothing else I can insert ribs and the ball part of ball and socket joints about my person, all while a half-dead cat claws at my perineum to the sweet, sombre tones of my Hannibal Corpse A-Team tribute band's debut tribute album "I Cum Semen, Fool!". |
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Of course I already have this on my own shelf, but now I found it on youtube and so must watch again.
So, anyone here old and ugly enough to have been caught somewhere in this? Some of my favorite scenes must be when Spheeris asks what they want to say to young people who want to be rock stars, and everyone goes "Yea sure, go ahead" and talk a lot about it, and finally Mustaine's "Don't".
And of course Chris Holmes in the pool. Though it might be true that it was water in the bottles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqSPYcYnHs0
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I just want to know how this guy`s feeling after the surgery. I mean you wake up and  wtf where`s mah leg? 
Whoaaa just imagine how this must be in the medival times. You get a piece of wood between your teeth and they just starting to saw it off So much pain you can`t even throw up!
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Finally I have seen your face, and I must say : !!LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
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You're pretty cute for an Irishman.
Yea. Yea, so I watched it. Hey, you're one of the types who've been indoctrinating people to click every single link put up on MT, I know this because you HAVE to be indoctrinated to actually do it, and I do it, and, and, you know what, guess what, here's what - IT BACKFIRED ON YOU!
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You're not the first (I believe first place was awarded to the midwife).
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IT BACKFIRED ON YOU!
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An elastic band around the base of the penis - and taking extra care to ensure that the receiver's asshole isn't already packed tight with mince 'n' onions - usually helps prevent such unpleasantness.
D&Q's post made me wonder if you actually do believe that's me in the video - it's not haha. You seem to be forgetting than I'm all man and don't in fact look like a 6 month premature foetus which survived into puberty. I'll probably post a pic at some point, most likely after any hope of forming real friendships/relationships finally slips away and I'm left an empty husk of a man who doesn't give too much of a fuck about the ridicule his pictures would undoubtedly provoke. In other words: within the next few months. |
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Of course he isn`t it.
Paddys body is seperated in only two things :
1.Hands for writing on here (the brain is inside the fingers)
2.A monster-cock
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D&Q's post made me wonder if you actually do believe that's me in the video - it's not haha. You seem to be forgetting than I'm all man and don't in fact look like a 6 month premature foetus which survived into puberty.
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You are? You aren't?
They're catching up on us. Soon, Skynet will come knocking at, or preferably down, your door. Sorry Paddy, I don't think they'll even stop to do an anal probing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjW-v0IPT_M&feature=sub
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Alright, which MT member is this?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzY5...feature=related
I give him an A fucking plus for the effort and attempt to remain composure as if he were not completely wasted. His drunken will power is admirable, along with his hilariously composed "I'm totally not drunk" walk. I love the part when the clerk in the red asks him something and you can see Mr. Beer anwser. I just imagine him saying, like, nonchalantly: "Wha? Na mans I'm totally fines no need to bananas the polees - huh? Nah I'm this."
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haha that's when being drunk becomes the most incredible challenge of your life! I applaud this gentleman for not even getting hostile. He just simply could barely function.
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That would not be surprising. I'd vote for all 3!
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No way in hell is he on "just" alcohol.
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I'm going for mostly alcohol simply because he decided to go get more alcohol. I've never been on anything except booze and decided I should get more booze. Beer leads to more beer. I definitely wouldn't be surprised if he had more in the mix, though.
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Yea actually everyone in that video was saying its fake or that he was on something hardcore... but I'm the guy who said that all it takes is a well sized bottle to get that point. Hell, I've been there before and I didn't need any other ingredients in the mix.
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Of course he`s just on alcohol. I mean otherwise he`d decide to buy some food or somethingelse but no alcohol!
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Yea actually everyone in that video was saying its fake or that he was on something hardcore... but I'm the guy who said that all it takes is a well sized bottle to get that point. Hell, I've been there before and I didn't need any other ingredients in the mix.
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I don't know man. I've puked for hours on end and all that shit, but jerking? Haven't gotten to that point yet.
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wait he started jerking off?! I'm sorry I skimmed through that part apparently haha.
Or I'm stupid and you meant the type of dance that all those fucking girls like.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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That actually angered me, and I don't even watch wrestling. It wouldn't have done if it were actually funny; I think it's just the sheer humourlessness and the transparent attempt to troll that made me dislike the video poster severely, which I know means the trolling cunt has succeeded but if a troll's objective is to be hated I'll gladly oblige.
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Haha not bad
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I know you posted that for humor. I actually like old school rap and R&B. Thanks for the song!
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I quite like that song myself! haha
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My mum can`t eat 22 burritos
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Well, she's certainly got the room for it, what with her being fat n'all.
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Well, she's certainly got the room for it, what with her being fat n'all.
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That`s for sure. but she can`t at all. Believe me I tried to make her eat a dozen of burritios but she`s worried about the beans in there. And before I forget: MY MUM KICKS YOU MUMS ASS! 
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That`s for sure. but she can`t at all. Believe me I tried to make her eat a dozen of burritios but she`s worried about the beans in there. And before I forget: MY MUM KICKS YOU MUMS ASS! |
Not difficult; she's dead.
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Not difficult; she's dead.
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Hahahaha I've met English people, they generally don't speak with heavy Asian accents.
I fucking can't stand this Manga/Anime bollocks. Fucking pisses me RIGHT off.
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looks like asians are the new niggers
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Definately. Let`s hang some of this disgusting fucked up psychopathic-anime gayz.
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Hahaha hilarious SHUT UP AND GET ME `LECTRONICS....BITCH! AHHHH LECTORNICS BITCH LECTROOOOOONICS
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Ahaha, the last 2 octaves are just the same note with different faces.
Anyone seen this Dave Elsewhere guy dance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcUF3vGgwNc
He comes on around 35 seconds, the guy in the orange. The 'stop-animation' thing at around 1:12 is fucking AWESOME.
I WISH I COULD DANCE.
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I discovered that guy a LONG time ago, Dyldo 
But yea he's freaking awesome. I wish I could look like I was in a strobe light
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Yeah, I first saw him some year or two back but I had totally forgot about him until last night while desperately trying to fall asleep, he just randomly popped into my head.
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haha, the joys of random thoughts.
Does that ever happen to anybody where you suddenly remember something... but you can't remember where you saw it or pretty much anything about it, so you spend an hour or more searching desperately to find it again.
This doesn't happen often, but when it does I become the most determined human being on earth.
EXAMPLESZ: I had this theme song stuck in my head from this random show, and the title was similar to "This American Life". So that kept getting in the fucking way the whole time I was searching for this weird reality TV show that I stumbled across randomly, but I eventually found it. 
It was called... GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT AGAIN.
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Ah yeah man. I always keep putting that shit on repeat, and everytime an extra second before or after the clip I was "repeating" pops up and it forms a cohesive, recognizable whole.
When I'm lucky.
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Wow that was embarrassing. I give them an B for effort. I expecially like the tambourine player.
For the talent show my senior year there was a couple of guys that covered November Rain. At the time, pre-pubescent Painkiller would have been a pleasure.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Aaaaaaaaaaah a bit of Fry and Laurie, good times, got about all of their DVD's lying around here I think.
Strange, cause I don't own a lot of DVD's.
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I rediscovered A Bit of Fry & Laurie last year, and fucking loved it. I hadn't watched it since I was a kid, and didn't realise how close to genius it really was.
More awesomeness:
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BAAA! Gervais is the comedian equivalent of Bruce Willis' character in The Sixth Sense - he just doesn't know he's dead yet. And I'm the sex offender equivalent of the little fat-faced child with the "cum in my mouth" eyes who sees him for what he is - a husk, a spectre, a contagiously-deluded hack who shares a tailor with a certain emperor.
The Office: a wondrous piece of work, we've all got one in us
Extras: monotonous except for the scenes featuring his co-director/co-writer Stephen Merchant. He should have axed Extras and just made "When the Whistle Blows", which was apparently his vehicle for spunking his comedic snobbishness into our faces, not realising that it was infinitely less irritating than the main show
Standup shows: bottom-rung mediocrity masquerading as anti-establishment Pryoresque groundbreaking comedy. It was during his first standup show that the penny dropped for me, where he said something like "I wanna do something more than just a bit of standup" and actually waved his hand dismissively as he said it. Three problems with that - first, it turned out that it WAS "just a bit of standup", and not very good standup at that. Second, standup isn't "just" anything, it's a legitimate art-form which takes real comedians decades to master. Third, evolving standup into something better is always possible and is the mark of true innovators like Pryor, Hicks, Carlin, Bruce...Gervais? Fuck off.
Podcasts/radio shows: pretty funny at times, but I imagine I'd find them just as enjoyable if not more so if they consisted only of Merchant and Pilkington. My main gripe with Gervais in these shows, besides his incessant pedantry and arrogance, is when he goes into "intellectual mode" and starts talking in a manner which seems to indicate that he thinks Richard Dawkins or Stephen Hawking might be listening and he starts rhyming off what sound like premeditated sound-bites which might score him some peer-points.
Movies: tawdry, predictable romantic comedies which don't so much raise the bar of the genre as nail it firmly into its rightful place - shitsville. His cameos in films by the likes of Christopher Guest are excruciating.
When he's interviewed or gives a "comedy" speech at an awards ceremony I cringe, and not because he touches upon difficult subject matter but because he's a bag of shit. He's an arrogant, self-aggrandizing hack who constantly plugs his wares "ironically", not taking into account the fact that ironic plugs generate just as much commerce as serious ones (if not more, given that most people would recoil if they took him seriously). He's constantly being patted on the back for being friends with American celebrities and reminds me of the kid in school who'd befriend the new American student because he sounds like John Wayne. Not to criticise said Americans, in fact it's a compliment! You're inherently cool to the likes of us 
I wouldn't normally give a fuck about comedians like Gervais if it weren't for the fact that every review and interview I've heard/read involving him is invariably sandwiched between the words "comic genius". Making a mediocre sitcom without a laughter track or opening credits doesn't qualify as genius where I come from, nor does said lack of canned laughter dampen said mediocrity by hiding it behind the sentiment of "if it doesn't provoke belly-laughs that means it's intellectual and should be respected and enjoyed without guilt".
Fuck Ricky Gervais and the horse he rode in on and will hopefully be driven out of town on. Steve Merchant should shake him off and go it alone, I think he's a genuinely funny bloke and hate the fact that he'll probably be in Gervais' shadow for the rest of his career.
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I've never been a fan of him really although I haven't had much exposure to his work besides The Office and The Invention of Lying (which I coincidentally saw last night.. which sucked. While it had some funny parts and the idea was pretty interesting it was a big bowl of 'meh'). I wish I had more exposure to him because, by the way you describe him, he sounds like someone I would really, really hate.
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Sheit Paddy. Just... just... no... I... but then again, it's obvious that you Irish have quite a high standard in this field; and then I'm not only referring to turning a corner and running into a speckled walking carrot looking at you with his teeth singing a whiskey tune and all the other merriments of central Dublin on a Wednesday afternoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk
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I've never been a fan of him really although I haven't had much exposure to his work besides The Office and The Invention of Lying (which I coincidentally saw last night.. which sucked. While it had some funny parts and the idea was pretty interesting it was a big bowl of 'meh'). I wish I had more exposure to him because, by the way you describe him, he sounds like someone I would really, really hate.
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The Invention of Lying is a good example of what I mean; he comes up with what was potentially a good idea and completely fucks it up at every turn. I'm an atheist, and I've posted stuff here before about what I think of religion, but even I felt like I was being treated like an imbecile by the blunt force trauma of his "religion can only exist in a world which is capable of lying". Again, he thinks Richard Dawkins is watching and taking notes. I will give Gervais this much: he's a damn good serious actor. The scene by his mother's bedside was pretty moving, and there was a moment in the Extras Christmas special where he showed similar strengths. Maybe he should try some proper dramatic roles for a change.
He recently hosted the Golden Globes (it's probably on YouTube) and he was so bad that even the newspapers and reviewers who've been sucking his cock for the past 10 years said so, and I can only hope this is the beginning of the unravelling of the myth that Gervais is something other than a shit-muncher. WHO-AHH! (see: Al Pacino)
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Sheit Paddy. Just... just... no... I... but then again, it's obvious that you Irish have quite a high standard in this field; and then I'm not only referring to turning a corner and running into a speckled walking carrot looking at you with his teeth singing a whiskey tune and all the other merriments of central Dublin on a Wednesday afternoon:
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"He's three in one, do you understand?"
"I'm 4 years old, why wouldn't I?"
Hahahaha!
This thing about how the Irish have a great sense of humour is an illusion; there's just more to laugh at when you're taking the piss out of an Irishman.
That reminds me, if anyone's interested in the Northern Irish "troubles" you should find this pretty enlightening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTx7q0pa-SY
Hopefully his accent isn't too thick for ya! Incidentally, this is closer to how I sound, I don't have the southern leprechaun accent people generally think of when you tell them you're Irish haha. However, I AM a potato-faced woman-hating paedophile - swings and roundabouts! |
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Sheit Paddy. Just... just... no... I... but then again, it's obvious that you Irish have quite a high standard in this field; and then I'm not only referring to turning a corner and running into a speckled walking carrot looking at you with his teeth singing a whiskey tune and all the other merriments of central Dublin on a Wednesday afternoon:
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haha this is good.
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The Invention of Lying is a good example of what I mean; he comes up with what was potentially a good idea and completely fucks it up at every turn. I'm an atheist, and I've posted stuff here before about what I think of religion, but even I felt like I was being treated like an imbecile by the blunt force trauma of his "religion can only exist in a world which is capable of lying". Again, he thinks Richard Dawkins is watching and taking notes. I will give Gervais this much: he's a damn good serious actor. The scene by his mother's bedside was pretty moving, and there was a moment in the Extras Christmas special where he showed similar strengths. Maybe he should try some proper dramatic roles for a change.
He recently hosted the Golden Globes (it's probably on YouTube) and he was so bad that even the newspapers and reviewers who've been sucking his cock for the past 10 years said so, and I can only hope this is the beginning of the unravelling of the myth that Gervais is something other than a shit-muncher. WHO-AHH! (see: Al Pacino)
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Too be honest I was totally not impressed by his bed-side scene. His crying butterball face was too funny looking. I never saw Extras.
Yeah, I didn't catch most of the golden globes. I only saw him give the mic to Mel Gibson after the drinking joke. And was too busy throwing things against the wall watching Avatar take everything Inglorious Basterds deserved. It was expected though. Pretty colors and explosions are much more entertaining than great acting (save Mr. Pitt, he was sub-par), writing, dialogue, and story telling.
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Big budget explosion-filled films are going to top almost everything, unfortunately.
Not to say I didn't enjoy Avatar, but from the second I walked out of the theater I knew people were going to be anally penetrating James Cameron into multiple Golden Globe spots.
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I generally dislike anyone who has two first names instead of a proper surname, so I haven't even looked into Avatar, although I have seen the blue-faced creatures on certain websites, but that might have just been an autoerotic asphyxiation ezine I frequent...fuck you, Firefox tabs!
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A comment on that Cannibal Corpse Baby vid is really true:
"Cannibal Corpse is good. Death metal is good. The only problem is it gives people pseudoballs. The description and the words on the screen tell what I mean. Metal gives some people a reason to think they're tough and call someone else a pussy. He's only a kid so I'll cut some slack, and I'm glad he's not taping himself attacking innocent people to prove he's tough and impress an audience. Nobody cares how tough you are, you look lame trying to show off. Posing only gets respect in junior high."
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what the fuck? haha.
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haha Baby Cakes is great. So fucking weird. I've only seen a few of them, though. And I don't feel like clicking all of Paddy's links.
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Hahaha, that's got to be fake. If not, that dude has surely mastered his F-F-HK (although if I was him, I'd just hold HP+LP for 3 seconds).
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