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Old 2009-08-18, 18:39
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lol

the drumming is pretty boring IMO
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Old 2009-08-19, 00:24
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Hahahaha! You bastard!

That's the second time this week I've been RickRoll'd
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-19, 07:23
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RickRolling is cool but after the 15th time it´s getting boring...Especially when you try to watch porn and suddenly this guy appears while you sit there with your dingdong in your hand
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Old 2009-08-19, 09:16
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RickRolling is cool but after the 15th time it´s getting boring...Especially when you try to watch porn and suddenly this guy appears while you sit there with your dingdong in your hand

HAHAHA!!

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-24, 22:03
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I have few remaining memories of my 80s childhood. One such memory is this man, and a lyric which sounds suspiciously like "hey farmer, I'll lick your bum-bum now":

Snow: Informer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D39Lm_HRfOs

Jim Carrey: Imposter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
 
Old 2009-08-25, 08:24
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Old 2009-08-25, 09:52
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LOL!

Did this actually happen?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-25, 10:27
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-25, 15:54
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Total fake
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Old 2009-08-25, 21:23
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its pretty damn funny, though haha
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Old 2009-08-27, 19:15
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Total fake

Yeah, you gotta watch their other videos.

"Is my room mate gay?"
"Unbelievable meal"
"Drunk 8th graders"

Just to name a few... and they are the only few... that I remember.

EXCEPT FOR ONE!!!!1 And only one, that I do not remember; that I CHOOSE not to remember, excluding the 4 forementioned...

ACTUALLY I do remember, it was about this grown man, pretending to be a child, bitching at his mom for only spending $120 on him for Christmas.
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Old 2009-08-28, 11:39
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Somehow all his/her vids aren`t that funny
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Old 2009-08-28, 14:53
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-06, 18:25
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtqeiR4NaeE

post-jam messing around on guitar with my buddy
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Old 2009-09-08, 22:29
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Please keep this man in office for another term. Consider it a favor to the rest of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D0A...feature=related
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Old 2009-09-08, 23:36
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Please keep this man in office for another term. Consider it a favor to the rest of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D0A...feature=related

That's good.

But what's he going to turn it into then... a Muslim nation?
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-09, 07:17
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Old 2009-09-09, 18:05
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haha thanks man. much appreciated. Though it'd be cool if my girlfriend didn't take the camera off me whenever i tried to do something cool haha
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Old 2009-09-09, 18:32
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That isn`t funny anymore
Gawd jesus fucking christ
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Old 2009-09-10, 01:30
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That isn`t funny anymore
Gawd jesus fucking christ

Haha! That thing is fucking HUGE!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-10, 03:23
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Old 2009-09-10, 12:45
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Booooooooooooooooooooring!
And the last one sucked. I think she should just learn to play better before go on stage and kill this songs
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Old 2009-09-10, 12:59
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I want her for my wife/daughter/niece! Either way she's gettin' tanked.

/jokings! LOLL!!"!!1!!1!11

Seriously though, fair play to her. We should invite her to join the forum when she hits 13.

What? No, the rules are that you can't join the forum unless you're 13 or over. And she's obviously into metal and therefore metal tabs! Ahhh fuck me, I can't say anything to you guyses!
 
Old 2009-09-10, 13:09
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The vid was posted in 2007 so if I`m right she`s now about 15!!!! (perfect age )
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Old 2009-09-10, 13:16
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The vid was posted in 2007 so if I`m right she`s now about 15!!!! (perfect age )
Fuck! Then what the fuck am I resisting this erection for?? Go free, Willy. FREE! Swim and dive and spit sticky droplets of barely (il)legal yumminess!

By which I of course mean "let's invite her to join in our discussions of tabs and such".
 
Old 2009-09-10, 14:02
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I`m totally with ya man!
But you mean intellectual discussion
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Old 2009-09-10, 16:16
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I`m totally with ya man!
But you mean intellectual discussion
But of course
 
Old 2009-09-10, 17:43
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I`ll take the butt of course


It`s fun to fix your posts

...and also to suck my father's cum out of mother's shitty asshole.

P.S. Paddy's great and not fat at all.
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Old 2009-09-10, 17:45
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No shit ^^

KNEEL BEFORE MY AWESOME POWER!
 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:11
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Make a vid of your awesome power and I will bow down before you!
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:18
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you bow down to him everytime you suck his dick on your evening after-dinner routine. Then you proceed to dress up in giant animal costumes and.... actually, i'll just stop there.
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:22
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Make a vid of your awesome power and I will bow down before you!
I'd much prefer to offer a live performance

I keep forgetting this is the YouTube thread. I'm one topic-dodging muthafucka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9yEcXWxz34
 
Old 2009-09-10, 18:31
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you bow down to him everytime you suck his dick on your evening after-dinner routine. Then you proceed to dress up in giant animal costumes and.... actually, i'll just stop there.



Believe me this what you`ve described is only the intro too a big trumpet-concert!

I actually understand this guy without the subtitles. Fuck YEAH!
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Old 2009-09-10, 18:51
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Believe me this what you`ve described is only the intro too a big trumpet-concert!
Hahahaha trumpet concert...as soon as I read that I just thought of harmonised farts at an orgy caused by sudden, simultaneous anal "pull-outs".

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I actually understand this guy without the subtitles. Fuck YEAH!
Fuck, nice one! Incidentally, my accent isn't like his. He's from the south, I'm from the north. This is closer to my accent:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN18lJ_uE7Q

After watching that I suddenly feel incredibly self-concious. But then I imagine how everyone else in this country must feel when bunny and I are their only representatives on this forum. Ahhh that feels nice.

I think I posted this before somewhere, but this was a Northern Irish anti-terror propaganda ad which ran several times a day for what felt like 5 years, even during pre-watershed times (i.e. when little kiddies like me were watching). Makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up every time I see it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0wLCNvX5w4

Do you remember that shit, bunny?
 
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This is too good to be true lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_BpyLd11ss
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Old 2009-09-11, 12:04
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I'd much prefer to offer a live performance

I keep forgetting this is the YouTube thread. I'm one topic-dodging muthafucka!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9yEcXWxz34

Haha! Dylan Moran is great They show him on TV here all the time. He always sounds like he's pissed out of his mind though
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-11, 13:34
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Hahahaha trumpet concert...as soon as I read that I just thought of harmonised farts at an orgy caused by sudden, simultaneous anal "pull-outs".


Haha Jesus christ man
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Old 2009-09-14, 03:29
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who knows, we need paddy here
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Old 2009-09-14, 03:47
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damn I have no idea what he just said either haha
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Old 2009-09-14, 05:47
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Hahahaha trumpet concert...as soon as I read that I just thought of harmonised farts at an orgy caused by sudden, simultaneous anal "pull-outs".

Haha. I think they should try THAT on MythBusters!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-09-14, 06:35
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A guy dies at a bar, is kept lying on the floor, some broad gets upset and says that they should put him on a table. Or that the easter bunny should get his act together, the eagle hatchlings in the nest are missing the light and it is his firm belief that a hovercraft is sticking out of the left ear. Could go either way at this point.


Edit - Also spelled "victory". Can't help getting the image of a sport jock holding some little nerd under one arm and giving him a good knuckle rub on the head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCo3zDX137s
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Old 2009-09-14, 10:43
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The guy who's telling the joke is Scottish but the joke takes place in Ireland, so his accent is a little tricky for me too haha. I'll excise the mumbling:

This guy called Murphy dies, and all his friends are having a wake in Ireland. The priest comes up to see Murphy. Everybody's drunk, and the priests sees that Murphy's body is lying on the floor. The priests says "What's this?? Have you no respect for the dead? Get him up off the floor, put him on the table". The householder says to him "we haven't got a table." The priests says "Ahh for God's sake, get three chairs and put 'em up against that wall, that'll do fine." The householder says OK and turns to the crowd, and says "the Father here is looking for three chairs for Murphy." Then everybody stands up and says "hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray"! Hip hip, hooray!"

I think I prefer Amadeus' interpretation.
 
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yea I got the punchline on the joke, but that was pretty much it. I think that's all you need for the joke.

I love those damn Scots.
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Old 2009-09-14, 17:38
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I love those damn Scots.

Especially the kilt guys, don`t you? With their long and hairy legs *rawrr*
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Old 2009-09-14, 18:58
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Haven't listened to this one in forever. Almost forgot how amazing it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4
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Old 2009-09-14, 20:53
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Haven't listened to this one in forever. Almost forgot how amazing it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4


I felt like crawling under the table and cry a bit after watching that. Sure, I can do tapping, and mark out a rhythm hitting the body of the guitar, but that was pure awesomeness. Thanks for the tip.


If you haven't seen this before you should... I don't even think you have to know anything about HL to enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J80...9C3B7EDD1624C55
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Especially the kilt guys, don`t you? With their long and hairy legs *rawrr*

This one is the sexiest of them all
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I felt like crawling under the table and cry a bit after watching that. Sure, I can do tapping, and mark out a rhythm hitting the body of the guitar, but that was pure awesomeness. Thanks for the tip.


If you haven't seen this before you should... I don't even think you have to know anything about HL to enjoy this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J80...9C3B7EDD1624C55


I'm quite familiar with HL but i don't have time to watch it right now. I'll definitely check it out later though. It looks promising.
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Haha those are awesome. I love the Civil Protection videos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ey8EnVSiA

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I didn't find that Scottish guy's accent too difficult to understand. I had to listen closely but I got 90% of it.

Speaking of accents, I dig this video of some chick named Amy Walker doing 21 accents in 2ish minutes. Pretty impressive. Her Los Angeles one is spot on. EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UgpfSp2t6k

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Haven't listened to this one in forever. Almost forgot how amazing it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddn4MGaS3N4


Pfff, that guy is trying so hard to be Kaki King its embarrassing. He's very clean, though.. definitely has the skill but if I didn't see who was playing it I would have put money on it that it was an older Kaki track.
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Speaking of accents, I dig this video of some chick named Amy Walker doing 21 accents in 2ish minutes. Pretty impressive. Her Los Angeles one is spot on.

You didn't post the link lol
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Haha wow, most of those are pretty damn good.
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Niiiice even if I haven`t understood the 3rd or 4th accent
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Because it was FUCKING BORING!!!!
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Some things are just right, in every way.

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haha but for some reason she pisses me off with every accent she does.

yeah, and the czech accent does not really sound czech. I stopped watching shortly after that, shes just over doing it or something.
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yes, i think she loves herself.

and GO BUZZ!
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Uuuuuuuuuuuuh... knock you out and rape you!

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I`ve seen them together with Tyr, Adorned Brood and Helheim
God that was one of the greates Nights I had in my whole life and when they played Keelhauled

Swashbuckle are also cool pirate-thrash-metal!
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Great band!

They're from Scotland, aren't they?
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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A long ass time ago there was this little bitch who went to high school with me and she tried to get her boyfriend to beat me up because she thought I was a "satanist" Anyways I found her little brothers youtube stuff, and I figured you guys would get a kick out of this. Apparently his name is thundah mayne....go figure...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIBJ...player_embedded

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Zv...player_embedded

He's like seven and white. He needs to quit referring to himself as nigga. I'm kinda glad all the wigger kids were replaced by scene kids. There chicks are fuckable.

My favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crJn...feature=channel
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He's like seven and white.

Another proof that white people should just listen to rap and don`t make some rap crap...
FUCK THE WHITE!
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Another proof that white people should just listen to rap and don`t make some rap crap...
FUCK THE WHITE!


Haha, ouch, I'd call you out on the floor any day for saying that!

Then again, speaking specifically about rap, I can recall one hell of a lot more embarrassing examples including whites... damn...
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I'll see your sickly paler than a vampire's breakfast rapper and I'll raise you:

KERSAL MASSIVE!!!1!1!

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Haha, ouch, I'd call you out on the floor any day for saying that!

Then again, speaking specifically about rap, I can recall one hell of a lot more embarrassing examples including whites... damn...


Hey man we all know it`s the truth that black people were born for blues, congobongo and rap! We only can make shit like Metal
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KERSAL MASSIVE!!!1!1!

Widely acknowledged as being the first rappers to tackle the controversial subject of day saver bus tickets, these street-wise gangsta thugs are rippin' up down town Manchester more effectively than an IRA bomb.


Yo paddy, those nigs be crunker and pailer. Fuck the po-lice!
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Hey man we all know it`s the truth that black people were born for blues, congobongo and rap! We only can make shit like Metal

Don't forget classical, Celtic, and any other European folk music. Whites have made some damn good music in the past, as have black people: funk, ska, reggae, blues, jazz. It's just a shame that they're putting out so much rubbish these days
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...Putting out shit these days is absolutely not race-bound.
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...Putting out shit these days is absolutely not race-bound.

Oh I know dude. I certainly wasn't saying that it's exclusively black people making rubbish music. What I was trying to say is that it's a shame they are making shit like rap now when they used to make such amazing music.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-10-02, 21:17
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Let's bring back some quality entertainment in this thread, including two girls easy on the eye and...

...gay marriage and sex with ducks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXPcBI4CJc8
...one night stands...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHBu...feature=channel
...and, well, call it the modern tragedy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDCP...feature=channel
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Old 2009-10-04, 07:32
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Haha I still fucking love this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2pVsKRNX8

and...

Angry drunk Israeli kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ek5...feature=related

Not sure if either have ever been posted here before. Either way, they're both amusing
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-10-04, 11:28
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I really want to comment this vid but that would only underline what for a fucking "rascist or nazi" I am
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Old 2009-10-04, 11:51
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I really want to comment this vid but that would only underline what for a fucking "rascist or nazi" I am

Haha I don't see how it would make you a racist. That guy is clearly a fucking prick, and saying so doesn't make me a racist, because I know that there are fucking pricks all over the world, and not all Semitic people are like this.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-10-04, 13:23
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Ya I know but I`m from Germany so we are not allowed to say that any kind of people wherever they`re from are dumb.
BUT FUCK IT!

That guy totally is a dumbass
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Old 2009-10-04, 14:36
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Ya I know but I`m from Germany so we are not allowed to say that any kind of people wherever they`re from are dumb.
BUT FUCK IT!

That guy totally is a dumbass


Oh come on, knock off with the hereditary sin stuff.

And I'll second that.
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Old 2009-10-04, 15:15
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Oh come on, knock off with the hereditary sin stuff.

Yeah Gomli, you shouldn't worry about it man. It is possible to call out someones idiotic behavior without people assuming you're racist
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2009-10-04, 17:56
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Haha I still fucking love this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-2pVsKRNX8
Now THAT was worth watching. Great fucking glasses, too.
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