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I've been with a few women who prefer women and a couple of them have played with my nips. I didn't record a creepy video of it like that guy did, but I actually dig it. I mean, I don't think a dude can finish from that, but I get hard pretty quick when a girl starts playing with them.
Coincidentally, one of those women (at least, when we first started fucking) could have orgasms just from having her nipples manipulated properly. Man, I miss that.
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I don't think I've ever had a girl just play with my nipples... I think I'd just start laughing like I am right now thinking about it. I also dated a girl that could orgasm from me sucking/playing with her boobs and nipples, though she came pretty easily from anything. It was awesome.
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Strange thing is, then there's also vids like this one which shows much higher than expected level of self-humour etc. And to be honest I kind of like the tune.
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My 19 year old grandson had an ICP shirt on when we went to visit his family. His mom told him to go give me a hug and I said it had been years since I hugged a juggalo. Grandma got brownie points for that.  Grandpa and I proceeded to talk about hatchet men, the Gathering, etc. His mom said it was pretty bad we knew about them and she didn't!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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So yeah, I really hope there is no such thing as karma... because I totally laughed at this.
Edit: lol @ the top comment.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I was really expecting her to turn into a demon or something.
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Oh my god... I literally got chills of embarrassment from watching that. I didn't get more than 2 minutes in before I had to close that browser page and destroy hard drive.
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You mean you didn't hear the guitar solo complete with whammy vibrato and wha-wha?? Awwww DUDE!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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 I sent it to him! A friend in Texas showed it to me and I sent it to Paddy. I played it for my husband and when he came in from 2 hours of mowing he asked me if I knew what song was running through his head the whole time! I was thinking it would be my new mowing song so I guess it's a goodie.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
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Some rad riffs in that song. However I kept smiling because the singer looks and sounds like Mike Myer's father character in So I Married an Axe Murderer.
Check this shit out, Gommers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2RlDlF0CrA
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I always wanted to buy some stuff of Pig Destroyer but never could choose which album I should get to start with them. Any recommendations?
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Terrifyer! Don't hesitate!
JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T CRAWL INSIDE YOU DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT YOUR PARASITE!
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Only imagine this would happen to you. No seriously imagine all the adrenaline rushing through you and how every instinct takes control. Thaaaaat's right It's AWESOME
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Yea, I mean seriously what a friggin rush. Though, if past experience is anything to go by, I'm afraid I'd spoil it all by savagely attacking the apparitions with a chair.
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or beat the shit out of the bitches who came out of the wall
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"This client got hemorrhoids level 3 or 4. A quick look to the clock gets you to know how long this surgery will need. The incision is made with a spinal or general anaesthesia...."
fuck you
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Wow I just realized that that video wasn't a real porno... I was just so horny I didn't even bother thinking about it until after my wank... now I feel gross 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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Gaping anus porn is fine, but gaping anus porn in an operating theatre isn't? RACISTS.
This was one of the few prank calls I actually enjoyed:
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BECAUSE I NEED YOU MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF!!!
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BECAUSE I NEED YOU MORE THAN I HATE MYSELF!!!
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Jesus christ, what is going on there?
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2011-09-30, 20:51
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wtf that doesn't look like a fun game to me lol.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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BUT IT IS!!!
These guys meet up in quiet places mostly after football games, beat the fuck out of each other (of course with certain rules) then hug and give handshakes and go home. It's totally awesome how much sense this makes
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2011-10-01, 13:08
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I probably would participate in that event after a certain amount of alcohol consumption.
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2011-10-01, 13:18
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I was definitely WATCH it after alcohol consumption.
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Thank you.
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MEANWHILE, IN RUSSIA.
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
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2011-10-09, 07:30
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Brilliant lads.
Paddy: I DIDN'T click on your link!! HA!
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Yeah fuck that link, Pads.
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2011-10-09, 16:29
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Actually, that link wasn't all that bad, really. Mainly it's just an opportunity to become a little slack jawed at the dazzling heights humans reach in their never ending quest to out-stupid each other.
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Not sure if anyone outside the UK is familiar with Ian Huntley or the two 10-year-old girls he murdered in 2002, but I just came across this news piece from that time in which Huntley himself is interviewed about the missing girls and what might have happened to them before anyone even suspected him of the crime:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY5cfaSuuX8
It's a rare treat to see a psychopathic cunt giving such a performance on the national news, expressing concern for the well-being of the two kids be brutally murdered a day or two earlier, all from the garden of the same house in which the murders took place. What fuckin' balls this guy has 
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Man, that's fucking chilling.
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Only because he made the same face you make when you've just fucked your Downs syndrome sister and have to make up yet another story about how she came to have a split cervix and how you coincidentally have a fist which smells like a dead dyke convention in the desert.
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I told you! Bertha fell onto a door knob that was lying on the ground and I had to stop cutting rotten anchovies for dinner to take her to the hospital!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAKpyw-R-po
http://www.mooncup.com/
What happens if she does a handstand?
Reading the Q&A on the website is like watching a snuff movie:
Is using a MOON CUP messy?
No, not once you get comfortable with it. In the beginning, you need to become accustomed to removing and emptying your MOON CUP. If the suction seal is not properly released before you remove the cup, it can sometimes be messy. Once you learn to release the cup properly, there should not be any problem. Pulling THE MOON CUP out too fast or by tipping it at too steep an angle could cause some messiness. Again, once you get some practice removing and emptying THE MOON CUP, things should be fine. Just remove the cup slowly and as close to straight down (with minimal tipping) as possible.
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Why an asshole? And maybe its just me, but I'm not into the xanax zombie personality.
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I was actually talking about her playing, but I also happen to think she's pretty sexy. Plus she seems to be a depressive, which is good news for me.
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haha He's got some sweet rhythm already. That was great.
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Probably Dimebag reincarnated.
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I was actually talking about her playing, but I also happen to think she's pretty sexy. Plus she seems to be a depressive, which is good news for me.
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Oh god what in the fuck?! I so hope that's real.
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The guy's entire channel is devoted to rolling around in mud and shit:
http://www.youtube.com/user/lykrak
I'd love to see this fella's house. He probably has to keep a decaying dog in the kitchen just to keep the flies off his cornflakes.
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I'm pretty sure it is some weird fetish. Looking at the videos you see comments like:
" Excellent!! love it - did the cameraman get muddy too? Where did you go to do this?"
" This is great. Beautifully black and shiny. Love the head dunk. Wish I could join you."
" thats actually pretty deep,.. great video,.. i love it deep,.. im in east mids are ,.. any ideas how i can find something like that,.. ive been looking for ages lo"
And then we see the video description: " This video may interest those who are interested messy fetish, lycra fetish". The term "lycra fetish" appears to be a spandex fetish, though having nothing to do with shit and mud. I wouldn't call this straight coprophagia, its something more, something... beautiful.
And then we have the videos of them using cow shit in their boots which leads me to beleive that the mud is just a substitute for actual shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBjj...8YHPlDG_kGLd8JG
And it seems these guys go big lengths to find mud and shit. Some is in Britain, one is in Germany, another some Eastern Block country... unless they're all different people he is uploading.
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