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Me, too. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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woooow. nice introduction. made me smile a little too.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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That was the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen, hands down. I'm going to go watch some MST3K to wash my brain and get the funnies back.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
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The comments sure added a whole dimension of entertainment to it.
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realconor1978: "Typical boggers :P"
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If anybody here can watch this for 60 seconds without having a stroke, you are a god.
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Oh for Christ's sake lol 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Forgot the linkage.
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Nah, that shits for real. Arc Music Factory pumps out these teeny videos out all the time and this one was so over-the-top retarded it took off.
http://i53.tinypic.com/28bw67m.jpg
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I shall await the unanimous decision of the senate, Claudius.
Though, to be fair, I too took it for a satire for quite a bit of it.
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I think that song would be "normal grade" pop if it wasn't for the horrible lyrics and forced acting. Actually, who am I kidding, nothing can save this.
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UNPLUGGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtVtSTr070
I'm still none the wiser about whether or not this is a piss-take. The behaviour of the other musicians in this clip is a little bit too cheesy to be real. I hope it IS a parody; she's way too hot to deserve my Hinckley Special™, which is what she'll be getting if it turns out she's genuinely this much of a soppy cunt. |
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What's the dealwith that bitch anyway? Wooow another dumbass pop musician who writes nonsense lyrics omgfzZ!!1
I mean how many flat and boring artist do exist in modern music business? About a few thousand per country?
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Rebecca Black is recording her new song at a studio where my friend's mother works. Apparently she lives 15 minutes away from me.
Fun, fun, pipe bomb.
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You need to tap that. Maybe when she gets some dicking from someone other than her dad/manager she'll snap out this Brady Bunch nonsense.
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You need to tap that. Maybe when she gets some dicking from someone other than her dad/manager she'll snap out this Brady Bunch nonsense.
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Yeah, he knew that. His statement still stands lol.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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She needs to learn about gaping anuses eventually, it's best to get it out of the way early, like chickenpox or incest.
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You do know that we've labored in the shackles of christianity for centuries right? Like most of Europe, hm? As anyone born in a country with at least a modicum of decent education could tell you, yes? But a few years ago there was a church-state separation, allowing all of us who so wished to officially announce our belonging to the pagan tradition. Not that I'm active, but I do hold the honor of being one of the few able to read runes.
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Is reading runes like reading tea leaves? If so, double-check yours; I'm confident that you'll find a prediction that your future is to be one of lonely blonde bastardishness.
And for your informationals, I've been thoroughly educated by dipping my toe repeatedly into the vast golden ocean of knowledge that is the internet, and more specifically, the Wikipedia talk pages.
Abandoning Christianity in favour of paganism is like abandoning Pepsi in favour of Coca-Cola. Christianity IS paganism, ya uneducated Swedish golf enthusiast fart observer. Someone simply came along and repackaged the fucking thing, denouncing the original incarnation of the exact same nonsense as heathenistic. It's all sun god worship, and you're a gay homosexual for actually welcoming the change. "Ohhhh, I'm an atheist, but I'm a PAGAN atheist!" YOU SICKEN ME, YOU SAGAN-SUCKING, BALL-BREATHING, NOVELTY LICENSE PLATE MANUFACTURER.
When you've stopped weeping over the thorough and unrelenting intellectual savaging you just endured come back and we'll have make-up sex.
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Frankly, I don't give a damn.
One thing I like about rehearsing old math courses is that it doesn't take all that much concentration, so you can let fun videos and stuff run in the background. This has now resulted in me partaking in the official exploding of a fully grown sperm whale. Yep. This guys does a pretty good job of presenting it too.
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...our-fault-again
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What?? No...NO, you can't do that! You have to respond with ginger/paedo Irish shit! Otherwise it just looks like I'm a dick picking on someone who doesn't wanna fi...oh yeah, you're a Swede, nevermind.
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One thing I like about rehearsing old math courses is that it doesn't take all that much concentration, so you can let fun videos and stuff run in the background. This has now resulted in me partaking in the official exploding of a fully grown sperm whale. Yep. This guys does a pretty good job of presenting it too.
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This is why Allah blessed us with the ability to create explosives. What the fuck else are they good for if not blowing up the corpses of marine animals? If we use them on humans people get upset, if you use them for mining people start complaining about draining the planet's natural resources, so let's just use them as a cleaning material and completely bypass all of the manual labour and costly winching gear a proper whale burial involves. We could start doing it with humans and use their mush as fertiliser for meat trees™! |
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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Here is the best version of that video! As a film music geek I love this so much haha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pguOygoo7pY
wait for the climax with "Gingers have souls!" and the beautifully moving monologue that follows...
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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You got to say this for Japanese porn - while being a complete turnoff, it has an amazing capability of maintaining a sort of fascinated interest.
OK, while the Japs do get a lot of credit for... yea, well, you know... here's a fairly decent contribution from me own homelands. The song in the beginning is simply asking the question "Are you here?" and listing off names.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7vv...feature=related
Oh, and there at the end - he says "Electricity-fin-leg" = "El-fen-ben" and Swedish for ivory is elfenben. Yea.
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Anyone ever seen that crazy video of a guy killing himself in a police station interrogation room? It's not on YouTube, because they censor shit like that, but I did find it on ebaum's world. This still doesn't break Budd Dwyer's record for most epic suicide, though it does come quite close.
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Ricardo Alfonso Cerna committed suicide by shooting himself in the side of his head by a .45-caliber handgun while he was in the interrogation room of the San Bernardino County Sheriff in Muscoy, California. The video is unique in its own way as Ricardo Alfonso Cerna was at police station because he shot a cop twice in the abdomen (non life threatening shots) following the car chase yet the cops who apprehended him failed to do a thorough search so he was left in the interrogation room with a loaded gun. The Sheriff's Department showed the security camera footage to the media the next day. To avoid sensationalism, only a handful of reporters were permitted to see it. Although the police tried to control access, the footage was leaked.
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Yeah I seen't it. Pretty surreal and its impressive the cops managed to miss a fucking gun. I actually live about an hour from San Bernardino. That's all I have to say about that.
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I lol'd at the cops reaction. He seemed totally distraught most likely due to the realization that he has a mountain of paperwork ahead of him 
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Cops aren't allowed to clean up blood and other biological matter. At least not in North America anyways. That's what properly trained licensed biohazard cleaners do.
Link related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ1scfEbrKE
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I didn't watch it, but just wanted to comment that, yeah, only certain people are allowed to clean up biohazards like that. An old boyfriend of mine worked for a company that was licensed to do it and it was the only one in the area.
On a random note, I got stuck cleaning up the blood mess from a 12 year old crack baby's tantrum involving picking his nose until it bled and he flung it all over the dining room at the Home. Personally I think the kid just needed a whooping.
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Are there different degrees or severities of 'crack baby'? I don't think it affects them all mentally. I'm pretty good friends with a guy who grew up as a foster kid due to his mom being a crack user during pregnancy. It didn't affect him mentally though. He's emotionally balanced and quite intelligent, but he's very short and slim. I suppose it only affects some people physically.
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Ha! Seriously.
I'd rather work in that clean up service than clean up dog vomit or shit all day. I find that much more disgusting.
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Are there different degrees or severities of 'crack baby'? I don't think it affects them all mentally. I'm pretty good friends with a guy who grew up as a foster kid due to his mom being a crack user during pregnancy. It didn't affect him mentally though. He's emotionally balanced and quite intelligent, but he's very short and slim. I suppose it only affects some people physically. |
He was very unstable and came back into the system because of his bizarre behavior at his foster home. I don't know how much was just for attention which caused him to be a brat and how much was really from being a crack baby. All the kids were okay with me, but they played the ones with authority like crazy sometimes, and sometimes it was in the area I was responsible for cleaning. That sucked.
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So am I the only one to find this rather soothing and pleasant to watch?
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I swear, the next time one of my friends does acid or mushrooms, I will make him/her watch this, and maybe record the reaction.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV2vSC4yVf0
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Considering the fact that the man once very nearly swallowed a harmonica it's always wise to withhold judgment until you actually see the pigeon flapping again.
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You guys like guts and gorey stuff, I think this is the same surgery my husband had 2 years ago on his spine. I wish I could hear the doc better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzT0PWN4Q7o
I can't emphasize it enough. If anyone experiences partial paralysis of any type or symptoms similar to MS, especially if you've had back trauma, get to a neurologist and have MRI with contrast and an angioscope. It may keep you from being in a wheelchair. My husband was fortunate it was caught in time though he still has nerve damage. He can at least walk and work. His doctor said most can barely move the joystick on their wheelchair.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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When you guys post your midi recordings this is what I'm hearing. Mom still has the one we got back in the 1960s. It just cracks me up when I put metal and this together. It had no drums. What you hear is what you get. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sHC...feature=related
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
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I can't emphasize it enough. If anyone experiences partial paralysis of any type or symptoms similar to MS, especially if you've had back trauma, get to a neurologist and have MRI with contrast and an angioscope. It may keep you from being in a wheelchair. My husband was fortunate it was caught in time though he still has nerve damage. He can at least walk and work. His doctor said most can barely move the joystick on their wheelchair. |
does partial paralysis include the face muscles?
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2011-05-31, 08:55
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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2011-05-31, 09:35
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That looks soooooo much like a Tim & Eric Show sketch.
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2011-05-31, 10:07
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Hm? Oh. Yea. What was it now? Right. I hate you. There's plenty hatin' going around here, believe you me. Fucking sensitive man nipple...
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2011-05-31, 12:22
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That looks soooooo much like a Tim & Eric Show sketch.
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That youtube link died, but judging from what I just saw on Cracked before I came here, I'm assuming its this: http://www.cracked.com/video_18235_...te-lunatic.html. The only reason I watched the whole thing is because Katy Stol is fucking hot.
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2011-05-31, 12:42
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Too _____, wouldn't fuck
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2011-06-01, 01:57
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This was probably one of the most annoying "songs" I've ever listened to. Beside NyanCat of course.
Wallawallawallawallawallawallaworld 
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2011-06-01, 02:44
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For those who didn't arrive in time to see what that blocked video was all about, here's a recap:
Apparently, for some men the nipples are a hot line to the genitalia and some sensual caressing on said man nipples will do wonders for ya. This was relayed by an almost naked old fart with flibby flabby on his belly and liver spots on his hands, along with a ring of white hair around exhibits A and B. Yeah, there's still plenty hatin' to go around from this here corner of the room.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2011-06-01, 04:55
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Fucking LOL. I can't believe YouTube actually took that down. It was just some old goof rubbing his nipples... he wasn't even naked for Christ's sake. Not only that, but it was in the adult category, so who gives a shit what he was doing if it's only people 18+ that are going to see it?
The fact that this particular video was removed doesn't really bother me, because it was actually a little nauseating, but the fact that they do this with so many other awesome videos pisses me off.
I used to enjoy YouTube years ago, before Google bought it and turned it into ChristianTube.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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