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"Forgive us our sins but oh my...I`m getting hard AGAIN!"
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2009-10-05, 09:11
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Priest 1: So I says to the guy, I says 40 points on the vig? You gotta be fuckin' kidding me! Tommy never used to shake me down like dis! I mean, what's goin' on ova hee? What am I, half a fag or some-tin?"
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2009-11-25, 12:26
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Nike: Wear these and you might actually stand a chance of outrunning the Grim Reaper, ya old fuck! |
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I had a heck of a time getting the parachute back in the pack, but at least I made it to choir practice. Too bad Lyle has to wear that collar from whiplash trying to look up my skirt when I was landing!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2009-11-25, 14:36
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I had a heck of a time getting the parachute back in the pack, but at least I made it to choir practice. Too bad Lyle has to wear that collar from whiplash trying to look up my skirt when I was landing!
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See for a moment I thought this was the RTT, and found this to be a pretty normal post coming from you.
What the fuck?
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
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2009-11-25, 15:42
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That's not me! I'd never buy shoes like that. 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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Like a glove!
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2010-03-23, 21:55
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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lmao. just when i thought this line had used all of its lives
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
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2010-04-14, 09:10
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ComeOutYeBlackAndTans!
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Like a glove!
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What? I don`t get this
"AUTO-erection"
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2010-04-14, 12:30
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"AUTO-erection"
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2010-04-14, 21:44
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That is good!!! 
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-04-17, 02:45
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2010-04-17, 17:26
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Okay, can't make a crude tripod kitty remark. He's too cute.
"Paddy, I promise I won't get into the flowers again! I'm not pulling your finger! That's too cruel a punishment to do again!"
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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2010-05-24, 17:30
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2010-05-24, 17:41
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I can't believe it. An image link on metaltabs that doesn't make you vomit outright and doesn't make more than the most tenuous insinuation of hardcore animal mutilation/abuse. What the fuck is going on?
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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2010-05-24, 18:01
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The next shot shows the kitty ripping shreds of bloody skin as it chops the arm to the bone while it's claws are sticking into it.
That better?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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Yea, that's got to be it. None of my browsers will even open it.
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The next shot shows the kitty ripping shreds of bloody skin as it chops the arm to the bone while it's claws are sticking into it.
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... and all the while those soulful eyes give their cute, sad look to the camera. Yea. Yea, that's more like it.
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Listening to Cannibal Corpse and cutting trees with a chainsaw, now that's metal
"He preferred the hard truth over his dearest illusion. That, is the heart of science."
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Hahaha that's gotta be a record - ImageShack blocked the image before anyone could even reply. All I did was replace the finger with a drawing of a cock! Fucking suppressing my free speeches, man!
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2010-05-25, 04:38
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I`ve seen the pic! I just can`t think of any good caption
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C'est le chant des vieux arbres entonné pour toi,
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2010-05-25, 11:17
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Chris
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I think you aced it, Gommers!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I can't tell if he's doing it on purpose or if that's just him. Either way, he's wrong. He's wrong and he shouldn't do that anymore.
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He has shaved pits. He's authentic.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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OHLETDOOOET!!
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He's totally my style. mmmmmmmmm 
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
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6 lvl 80's sucka.
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'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
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