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Old 2009-05-31, 22:56
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Yeah give me another try on the next pic....!
Go for it!

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Old 2009-05-31, 23:22
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Paddy, please, come home! You can have your room back.


1000 apologies to your mum. I'm sure she's wonderful.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:32
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Paddy, please, come home! You can have your room back.

1000 apologies to your mum. I'm sure she's wonderful.
You're just jealous because she only has 10% facial hair coverage and, unlike you, she doesn't have to soak her face in a bowl of gasoline before her hedge trimmers can have a hope of cutting through her twig-like bristles.
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:34
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I don't use hedge trimmers! I use a weed wacker!!! I can't help my 5 o'clock shadow.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:41
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I don't use hedge trimmers! I use a weed wacker!!! I can't help my 5 o'clock shadow.
If only it were just a shadow, then maybe you wouldn't have to bring a written note from your doctor with you everywhere you go confirming your gender in case you want to use the lady's room or try on dresses in a clothes shop or have your chewy meat-salad prodded by a gynaecologist.
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:44
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That's for you. And you spelled groinocologist wrong!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:57
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That's for you. And you spelled groinocologist wrong!
That already happened to me once in Thailand. I went to see a show, involving ping-pong balls and what I can only describe as a shaved, toothless rodent (the lighting was very bad). Ping-pong balls were flying at me at high velocity, with some sticking to me and leaving a stinking, slimy, shiny blotch of my face and neck. Then suddenly I felt a warm, wet, splattery thud against my forehead. It smelled like a can of freshly opened tuna, and tasted like a not-so-freshly opened can of baked beans. It wasn't until 3 years later when I was watching "The Top 100 Worst Variety Acts in the World" that I realised that the performer in question - who turned out not to have a shaved, toothless rodent between her legs after all - was pregnant, and CCTV footage of the ordeal was played back showing me sniffing myself and patting my forehead to see what was dripping off of it. What happened was, she squeezed a little too hard and ended up miscarrying chunks of the foetus all over my face, and the souvenir doll I brought home for my niece turned out to be the woman's premature daughter, Ling Ping Sking Sling Ping Ping Wing Sing.

True story.
 
Old 2009-06-01, 00:59
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My husband said he saw a show like that almost when he was in the Phillipines or someplace like that. Well, at least the ping pong ball part.

Really true story.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-01, 01:01
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My husband said he saw a show like that almost when he was in the Phillipines or someplace like that. Well, at least the ping pong ball part.
Almost? Ahhhh, he must have had a front row seat and ended up getting eliminated in the first round with a smelly ping-pong ball between the eyes at 500M/ph.
 
Old 2009-06-01, 01:19
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Not quite like that. I guess she was pretty talented cuz she could catch, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-01, 02:26
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-04, 14:12
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Not quite like that. I guess she was pretty talented cuz she could catch, too.
I'm sure ping-pong balls weren't the only thing she'd caught over the course of her career.

Here's another one:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1227/chickenhead.jpg
 
Old 2009-06-04, 17:12
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"Chicken Little woke up with a bad case of bread head."
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-04, 18:05
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i can't think of a good caption, but i do find it funny that it's a black person holding the fried chicken head
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Old 2009-06-04, 18:12
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lol I hadn't noticed. Amusing observation.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-04, 20:44
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i can't think of a good caption, but i do find it funny that it's a black person holding the fried chicken head
How did that stereotype come about? Every white person I know - without exception - has fried chicken at least once a week. It's fuckin' yummy yumtimes!
 
Old 2009-06-04, 20:53
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How did that stereotype come about? Every white person I know - without exception - has fried chicken at least once a week. It's fuckin' yummy yumtimes!


you must be one of those "black irish"
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Old 2009-06-04, 20:55
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And now for your culture lesson. Chicken was a mainstay of southern cooking and it, like watermelon and greens, got to be stereotypical because a lot of black people made it there. The south is deep fried anything moreso than the north.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-04, 21:27
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And now for your culture lesson. Chicken was a mainstay of southern cooking and it, like watermelon and greens, got to be stereotypical because a lot of black people made it there. The south is deep fried anything moreso than the north.
But the implication of that is that the white people who lived there ate it just as much as the black people did. If not, what did the white people mainly eat?

Pretty much every chicken product we have here is "Southern Fried", meaning Southern American fried haha. I never get tired of eating that stuff, and it's heart-warming that businesses in the UK and Ireland are still catering their foods to their customer base on the notion that it has some link with America, the coolest country on earth. Not even illegal, unjust wars for empire and government-sanctioned torture could change that sentiment, it seems!

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Old 2009-06-04, 21:44
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Yes, but I'm just lovable anyway. I can't help it.

Everybody eats it, but they made the best.

Okay, damn it Paddy! I'll say it! That picture is really an ad for your restaurant. "Paddy's Deep Fried Cocks" There are you happy now?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!

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Old 2009-06-04, 22:15
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you must be one of those "black irish"
Haha! Nice

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Yes, but I'm just lovable anyway. I can't help it.
Tell that to Abdul while you're zapping his balls with a cattle prod

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Everybody eats it, but they made the best.
I've yet to try black man's chicken, I've only had sausage and meatballs so far.

You gotta try Irishman's spuds - rich in essential salts, starches, male chauvinism and obscurantism*!

* I don't know what this word means, and I have no desire to find out, thankyouverymuch.

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Okay, damn it Paddy! I'll say it! That picture is really an ad for your restaurant. "Paddy's Deep Fried Cocks" There are you happy now?
Hahaha I don't know what you were worried about! Besides everything else, any post you make immediately after mine will probably seem like prose by comparison.
 
Old 2009-06-04, 22:30
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Sausage and meatballs are traditionally Italian or Swedish around here.
You want something southern and sweet? Pecan pie or sweet potato pie. Heavenly. Pecan pie is good with a shot of bourbon.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-04, 23:42
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Pecan pie is good with a shot of bourbon.
It's even better with Ł50 and a handjob.
 
Old 2009-06-04, 23:50
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Hey, I'd take the food. I know those would be satisfying.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-07, 14:05
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http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6259/badtiming.jpg

My kangaroo costume must be more convincing than I thought.
 
Old 2009-06-07, 16:47
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Old 2009-06-07, 17:00
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-08, 03:07
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you must be one of those "black irish"

The first thing that came to mind when I read that was Phil Lynott

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-08, 05:39
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My kangaroo costume must be more convincing than I thought.

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Old 2009-06-08, 06:58
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My kangaroo costume must be more convincing than I thought.


"Semen?"
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Old 2009-06-08, 08:31
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My kangaroo costume must be more convincing than I thought.

HAHA!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Old 2009-06-08, 13:15
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How did that stereotype come about? Every white person I know - without exception - has fried chicken at least once a week. It's fuckin' yummy yumtimes!

Fuck fried chicken. Greasy fish & chips are t3h ultimate
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bourbon.

No

Bourbon has a sickly sweet syrupy taste. I remember my friend Andrew had me try a shot of Jack Daniels once, and within about two seconds of swallowing it, I vomited up my nose and all over my pants. He's never let me forget that one and still has a good piss about it to this day.

I do love Canadian and Scottish whiskey though. Especially the latter. A few ounces poured straight in a glass... mmmm, goes perfect with a cigar
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one

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Old 2009-06-08, 13:18
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good one
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-08, 15:14
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My kangaroo costume must be more convincing than I thought.


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Old 2009-06-09, 09:32
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Old 2009-06-09, 20:08
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-09, 21:06
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Old 2009-06-09, 21:41
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It's working okay for me. Hmm. See if anyone else has trouble.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-09, 21:51
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It's working okay for me. Hmm. See if anyone else has trouble.

not working. images are not hosted there for too long and they eventually get deleted, depending on the board. but then again i was banned from 4chan about 2 years ago
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Old 2009-06-10, 01:53
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not working. images are not hosted there for too long and they eventually get deleted, depending on the board. but then again i was banned from 4chan about 2 years ago

I'm willing to bet Paddy has been banned from there like 15 times
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 03:26
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I'm willing to bet Paddy has been banned from there like 15 times

for uploading midget porn
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Old 2009-06-10, 04:10
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Old 2009-06-10, 08:56
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midget child porn

Haha yes, that's the one. It HAD to have been more than just midget porn... I'm sure there were at least a few animals thrown in there too.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 11:14
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I don't get it. I can click on it and the Star Wars looking guy sitting on the squirrel with a pile of nuts in front of it still shows up now. Oh well. It was cute. I thought you guys might like it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-10, 12:05
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I don't get it. I can click on it and the Star Wars looking guy sitting on the squirrel with a pile of nuts in front of it still shows up now. Oh well. It was cute. I thought you guys might like it.

Haha I've seen that one somewhere else a long time ago. Pretty weird
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 13:12
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Haha I've seen that one somewhere else a long time ago...
In a galaxy far, far away?

HA!
 
Old 2009-06-10, 14:15
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Haha, you cheesy bastard
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 14:34
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Old 2009-06-10, 17:06
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Oh dear, were you cheesing again? Poor cats.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-10, 17:50
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Old 2009-06-10, 18:32
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You don't watch South Park, do you?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-10, 21:16
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Not anymore! Thanks, penicillin!

Haha

http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick...megma22_jpg.jpg

Did you know there are actually fetish sites for dick cheese?!?!? I didn't until I just looked it up. Weird.

Warning : People with a sensitive stomach should NOT click on that link. You have been warned.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 21:27
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You looked up dickcheese.
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Old 2009-06-10, 21:47
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Dude?

You looked up dickcheese.

It takes alot to make my stomach turn man. I have a pretty high tolerance for disgust
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-10, 22:22
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SON!!!!!!!!!
I think CLR will take that off. It looks like the same stuff that gets on my water faucets from calcium.

YES I LOOKED. Not for long, but I did.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-10, 23:29
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I think CLR will take that off. It looks like the same stuff that gets on my water faucets from calcium.

HAHA!

CLR... ouch!!! That would burn like mad!
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-11, 01:26
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Haha

http://onlybigdicks.com/fetish/dick...megma22_jpg.jpg

Did you know there are actually fetish sites for dick cheese?!?!? I didn't until I just looked it up. Weird.

Warning : People with a sensitive stomach should NOT click on that link. You have been warned.
Fuck me, I can nearly smell that from here. Oh wait, my flies are undone

Is all of this an elaborate attempt to create "plausible deniability" should you ever be discovered to have browsed through OnlyBigDicks.com?

That's quite an old pic, anyway. Like I say, the penicillin worked a treat, and I no longer look like I've recently made savoury love to a butter churn. And the guy licking my salty love-cheddar has since died of an unrelated lip-disease of the lips and face, so if you guys don't mind I'd like to honour his memory by holding a minute's penis.

And for the record, smegma is rich in essential salts and cheesiness, and you're doing your children a great disservice by keeping such naturally cultured and healthy yummies from their tight virgin mouths and/or anuses. Plus if they use their choppers to scrape it off my patented cock-cheese delivery tool it helps fight tooth decay and gives their breath a warm, musky freshness that'll linger for weeks. With all of this in mind, by NOT letting me work your kids over you're actually committing child abuse. I'll leave you with that thought while I browse through the rest of Blitz's favourite website - onlybigdicks.com.
 
Old 2009-06-11, 02:14
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Old 2009-06-11, 10:26
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I used to have an unsophisticated palette like yours, but once you go cock you never go...ba'ock.
 
Old 2009-06-11, 10:47
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Fuck me, I can nearly smell that from here. Oh wait, my flies are undone

Haha. Flies? How many fucking zippers do you have on your pants?
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Is all of this an elaborate attempt to create "plausible deniability" should you ever be discovered to have browsed through OnlyBigDicks.com? .

NO! Why the fuck would you say that? I came across that site purely by accident when I was looking up a brand of Gouda made by a company called "Dick's". I swear
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And for the record, smegma is rich in essential salts and cheesiness, and you're doing your children a great disservice by keeping such naturally cultured and healthy yummies from their tight virgin mouths and/or anuses. Plus if they use their choppers to scrape it off my patented cock-cheese delivery tool it helps fight tooth decay and gives their breath a warm, musky freshness that'll linger for weeks. With all of this in mind, by NOT letting me work your kids over you're actually committing child abuse.

Haha wow... you have just outdone every other disgusting post you made since you joined Congratulations. That one will be difficult to surpass haha
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palette

Palate*

A "palette" is what a painter uses
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-11, 11:31
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Haha. Flies? How many fucking zippers do you have on your pants?

...

Palate*

A "palette" is what a painter uses
Are you finished? Are you done? Oh...as long as you're done picking apart my posts like the pedantic, sadistic boarding school teacher that you are we can get back to talking about smegma and the soiling of children with said cheddarification

LEAVE ME BE'S! MWAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahh you're not a bad lad
 
Old 2009-06-11, 11:56
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Are you finished? Are you done? Oh...as long as you're done picking apart my posts like the pedantic, sadistic boarding school teacher that you are we can get back to talking about smegma and the soiling of children with said cheddarification

LEAVE ME BE'S! MWAAAAAAAAAA!

Ahh you're not a bad lad

Haha. We'll get back on topic once you're ready to type and spell properly, young man.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-11, 12:13
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Haha. We'll get back on topic once you're ready to type and spell properly, young man.
I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C, UNLESS PRONOUNCED "EH" AS IN "NEIGHBOUR" AND "WEIGH"!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU turkey fucker!

Fuckfuckfuck fuckOFFFFFFF! FuckOFFFFFFFFFF! Fuckfuckfuck fuckOFFFFFF!
 
Old 2009-06-11, 12:24
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Nobody is really interested in your Christmas morning traditions Paddy
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-11, 12:34
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Tell me about it, my "Yule Log Digger" videos are selling worse than Heath Ledger's new signature aftershave.
 
Old 2009-06-11, 12:46
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"Hangin' the Mistletoe" in technicolor was not what I expected at all.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-11, 12:58
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"Hangin' the Mistletoe" in technicolor was not what I expected at all.
Hahahaha.

The director's cut is coming out on Blu-ray this month, so reserve judgement until you see it! My commentary is especially interesting - the entire commentary track consists of a wet, rapid, rhythmic rubbing sound produced by me and my penis. Every 2:30mins you'll hear a groan, some weeping and the rustling of Kleenex.
 
Old 2009-06-11, 13:07
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Tell me about it, my "Yule Log Digger" videos are selling worse than Heath Ledger's new signature aftershave.

Haha
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-11, 13:25
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My commentary is especially interesting - the entire commentary track consists of a wet, rapid, rhythmic rubbing sound produced by me and my penis. Every 2:30mins you'll hear a groan, some weeping and the rustling of Kleenex.


You can't fool this kid. I know you just recorded the dog drinking out of it's waterdish and then your dismay as you had to clean it up when it spilled.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-11, 13:34
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You can't fool this kid. I know you just recorded the dog drinking out of it's waterdish and then your dismay as you had to clean it up when it spilled.
A freshly-fisted dog is a little unsteady on its feet, so it's understandable that it'd be a little clumsy with its water dish. But my rubber carpet needs to be talcum powdered every time there's a spill, and I'm not made of fuckin' talcum powder! I'm made from gurgling frog spawn and bits of old cloth. At least, that's what my home-made robot doctor told me.
 
Old 2009-06-13, 16:30
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-06-13, 16:37
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OR

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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-22, 11:25
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Old 2009-06-22, 12:52
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Old 2009-06-22, 13:08
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Old 2009-06-22, 14:51
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Haha!

I'll have to show that photo to my parents. The kid looks so much like my sister it's unbelievable.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-06-22, 15:59
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...can you put in a good word for me?
 
Old 2009-06-22, 17:28
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...can you put in a good word for me?

Haha...

No.

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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-04, 14:01
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-04, 18:32
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Old 2009-08-05, 02:58
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Hahaha! Good one
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-05, 03:33
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Old 2009-08-05, 08:27
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Haha another good one!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-09, 08:50
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-08-09, 11:08
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Old 2009-09-08, 03:49
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Old 2009-09-08, 03:52
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ok I'm not gonna attempt this, but she seriously looks like my lunch lady from high school and I'm really disturbed
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Old 2009-09-08, 13:40
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Haha that`d be badass! Print it and show it to her
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Old 2009-09-08, 16:42
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Haha that`d be badass! Print it and show it to her
Hahaha yeah, and say "I'll be making 1,000 copies of this and pasting them all over the school unless you start giving me extra pudding (definitely not a euphemism in this case)".
 
Old 2009-09-08, 19:15
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Even those guys from Deliverance wouldn't fuck this hog.

Haha!
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-10-04, 23:35
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