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Old 2009-01-18, 01:32
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Old 2009-01-18, 09:26
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Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"
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Old 2009-01-18, 13:35
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Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"


haha.
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Old 2009-01-18, 14:02
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Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"

haha thats a good one too, couldnt really think of anything for the batman in the background
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Old 2009-01-18, 14:17
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Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"

LOOOL. Ding ding ding!!
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Old 2009-01-21, 11:37
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Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"

This one ftw.


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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-01-21, 22:06
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Old 2009-01-21, 22:23
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Medical Report: Mr. Smith's "I fell on my shopping" explanation for how he came to have a bottle inserted in his anus would be a little more believable if Coca Cola started selling their soft drinks with condoms attached.
 
Old 2009-01-22, 00:00
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2009-01-22, 00:09
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Old 2009-01-22, 01:57
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Old 2009-01-22, 09:15
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Old 2009-01-22, 12:59
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drunk marketing student finds out the true meaning of 'bottleneck'.

Hahaha genius

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The final meeting of the Novelty Bottle-opener's Consortium ends in tragedy.
 
Old 2009-01-23, 21:14
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lol A nurse told me about one with a quart Mason jar. This must be the younger sibling in the family portrait?
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Old 2009-01-23, 21:42
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"One man one jar: The early days."

I'll take this one.

Someone post a new one up.
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Old 2009-01-23, 23:20
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Old 2009-01-24, 19:15
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"No more of that pesky foot odor ruining your socializing! The new Gel-Rub Foot Coating keeps your smells under control for a full 12 hours! Easy application and removal!"
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-01-24, 19:49
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"pissing outside with no socks on after drinking a case of milwaukees best ice"
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Old 2009-01-24, 20:59
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Old 2009-01-24, 21:41
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Old 2009-02-05, 15:40
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It doesn't look like anyone else's is gonna have a stab at this one, so I declare this to be the winner:

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"pissing outside with no socks on after drinking a case of milwaukees best ice"


Here's another:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5292/carrotsqt2.jpg

"What's up, doc?" - Pretty weak, but I had an overwhelming urge to type that, which has now been satisfied. Man do I feel dirty.
 
Old 2009-02-05, 16:41
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"this a new trend among vegans who dont want any meat in their bodies"
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Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!

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Old 2009-02-05, 17:21
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"this a no trend among vegans who dont want any meat in their bodies"

im assuming you meant "new trend". in which case, bwahahahaah!
 
Old 2009-02-05, 17:38
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im assuming you meant "new trend". in which case, bwahahahaah!

oops yea haha edited and fixed
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Old 2009-02-05, 17:44
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"this a new trend among vegans who dont want any meat in their bodies"

Hahaha
 
Old 2009-02-05, 18:32
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caption this one kids. should be fun

http://www.moid.org/ed/nick%20chode.jpg
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Old 2009-02-05, 18:53
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the song serial cocksucker changed my life


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Are you going to snort cheap pharmaceutical drugs with your lizard as well?
 
Old 2009-02-05, 20:01
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hahah
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"Calm down, Edgar back in your cage"-far beyond sane
"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
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Old 2009-02-05, 21:05
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Okay haha that one wins.

Caption THIS

And THIS is just awesome (penis & vagina involved).
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-02-05, 21:13
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Okay haha that one wins.

Caption THIS



Rosie raised her hands in confusion, wondering why anyone would take a picture of her.
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Old 2009-02-05, 21:39
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Caption THIS
The new American "Size Zero" turns out to be a little less chauvinistic than we all thought.
 
Old 2009-02-05, 23:42
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2009-02-08, 14:02
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Winner
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The new American "Size Zero" turns out to be a little less chauvinistic than we all thought.

Another winner

Try this one.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-02-08, 20:30
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"When out of lubricant, simply lower the newly patented Choke-A-Bitch to produce a nice substitute for that slimy and greasy lotion you always use."
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-02-09, 06:33
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"PUKAKKE!!!"
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Sex is free if you don't mind spending most of your night in the bushes with both a balaclava and an overblown sense of entitlement.
 
Old 2009-02-09, 09:09
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"PUKAKKE!!!"

HAHA! Good one
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-02, 10:19
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Have fun with this one fella's... when I saw this, all I could think was "wtf..."

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/...tthefuckat6.jpg
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-02, 11:26
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Old 2009-03-02, 11:38
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Have fun with this one fella's... when I saw this, all I could think was "wtf..."

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/...tthefuckat6.jpg
"Freakish Chimp-like Half-Human, Half-Primate Abominations go Wild!"
 
Old 2009-03-30, 15:19
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It doesn't look like anyone else is gonna have a shot at this, so I think it's only fair that I declare myself the awesomest winner with the nicest man-boobs who's far better than everyone else in this thread

Here's another:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/1..._69ef37e05a.jpg

I just wish PETA would realise that no one but themselves gives half a rotten fuck about any of their wanky beliefs, and that's not gonna change regardless of the number of times they get their tits out and douse them with red paint.

And what the fuck is the significance of having "HUMAN MEAT" printed on it? Who the fuck is eating humans?? Is this supposed to be the next step in our out of control, meat-munching evolution or something? Who the fuck am I talking to??

Cow holocaust, I fuckin' ask ya!
 
Old 2009-03-30, 16:38
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i dunno Paddy, but she looks delicious
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Old 2009-03-31, 05:35
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i dunno Paddy, but she looks delicious
Haha indeed, she looks perfectly edible but you know the whole time you're makin' bacon with her she'd just be thinking about bleeding chickens and monkeys wearing lipstick. Fuck...that's actually quite hot...I bet the dirty fucker would gladly agree to chucking a few hamsters and a llama into the mix.

Do you think PETA are fans of Wesley Willis?
 
Old 2009-03-31, 08:52
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Ah, I fuckin' love Wesley Willis
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2009-03-31, 09:00
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Ah, I fuckin' love Wesley Willis
SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH HOISEN SAUCE!

I think I know what it was that pissed me off the most about that PETA image; the stupid "outta my way, I'm an artist on a mission!" expression on the cunt's face and her stupid fucking first year drama school pose. FUCK I can't stand that pretentious wankage.

She should spend less time in bags and more time knocking together a huge wooden cross that she can nail herself to every time someone has an omelet.

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Old 2009-03-31, 09:45
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...And the fact that she's still wearing undies. WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






PS Paddy I think I'm developping strong homosexual feelings towards you.
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Old 2009-03-31, 10:33
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PS Paddy I think I'm developping strong homosexual feelings towards you.
My friend, we have much to discuss. Preferably over a candlelit dinner for three (I'm a big eater) and with a nice bottle of rohypnol-laced plonk from the corner shop. As long as you supply your own sexual lubricants and poppers you can pretty much destroy my ass and mouth. I have very few STDs and only one upheld conviction for man-fisting. My star sign is Sagittarius - half man, half horse. Read that last sentence again, but ignore this sentence the second time, otherwise you'll be stuck in an infinite loop and you won't get to hear about the following:

I'll gargle on your thick, custard-like yellow lumpy spunk and blow salty love-bubbles with my nostrils. I'll chew it all down and swallow it because I'm a dirty fucking slut, then regurgitate it back into your ass, at which point I'll try to climb in after it fist-first. Then I'll tickle your balls, and while you're laughing I'll drop a nugget of shit into your open mouth then we can frenchy that bitter lump of hole-gravy to oblivion - we don't stop until the taste stops.

If my sphincter isn't twitching and having violent spasms every single night owing to the unrelenting punishment of your thick, stiff, bulbous, pulsating, purple-veined love mallet as it opens me up like a some sort of rusty meat-train, you'd best start looking for a divorce lawyer the following morning. Take it or leave it.

I also like playing guitar, watching movies and rainy days (that's so cliché! ).

 
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OMFG hahahaha I just laughed so hard reading that, that I actually had a wet fart. Epic post Paddy, fucking epic




But now I have to go jump in the shower quickly
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-03-31, 15:57
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OMFG hahahaha I just laughed so hard reading that, that I actually had a wet fart. Epic post Paddy, fucking epic

But now I have to go jump in the shower quickly
You're too kind, good sir


...WAY too kind - I'm onto you, mothercocker! You're trying to win my trust with flattery so you can steal my potatoes. Well FUCK YOU!

No one gets Paddy's p'tayties but Paddy. Unless you want them in your ass, in which case I'm sure I can clear some room in my schedule for an afternoon of Spud Bums™.

"It's Spud Bums™! The game they tried to ban in 999 countries!"

"Now, all new Spud Bum™ Junior: Mashed Edition!" Hey kids, are full sized elephant-ball spuds too wide for your tight virgin orifices? Now with the new patented MashPump you can join in with the rest of your deviant family! No more bleeds, no more embarrassing bowel evacuations in class, no more weird smells emanating from your pooh-glands and thighs, no more trickling gravy stains down the backs of your legs!

Just listen to these testimonials from satisfied customers:

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My ass has never been so starchy! -- P. McMullan

My grandmother's prolapsed rectum gives her a distinct advantage. -- blitz906

Ten tayties into my first game I knew this was the best thing to happen to my ass since I was impaled in the movie Cannibal Holocaust. -- Anon

I prefer monopoly. -- Twaty Cunt-faced Pisser

I was expecting Risk for Christmas, and what I got instead was a perforated colon. Thanks Spud Bums™! -- Your cunt of a mother

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Christ Paddy... You should be writing for a satire TV show or magazine or something. I don't think I've laughed this much in at least a year.


But seriously... if I laugh too much and get an inguinal hernia, I'm suing you
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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You posts are definitely organized and thought out, Paddy... for better and for worse
I would be ashamed of myself if I actually planned these posts out. Much like my various sex offences, they start out as straight-forward posts which then escalate into two-handed fisting and midget sandwiches with me as the filling.

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haha, oh man. Someone arrest this man!
All four of my limbs are already cuffed to four midgets, so good luck with that.

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But seriously... if I laugh too much and get an inguinal hernia, I'm suing you
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Paddy wins all fields in this years tabbies.

..except for the ones tranny and I will win.
Is there some kind of cash prize involved? I could do with a little cash injection to get my midget farm up and running again.

So is anyone gonna caption that fucking photo or what?
 
Old 2009-04-01, 07:45
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Haha! Given that the previous two films already covered "torturing men" and "torturing women", respectively, there's not much else for them to do except "potatoes and jars in the asses of men" and then "potatoes and jars in the asses of women". I wonder what Hostel 5 will be. A remake of Hostel 1, but with midgets?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4512/hostel5.png

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Old 2009-04-01, 11:37
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Haha! Given that the previous two films already covered "torturing men" and "torturing women", respectively, there's not much else for them to do except "potatoes and jars in the asses of men" and then "potatoes and jars in the asses of women". I wonder what Hostel 5 will be. A remake of Hostel 1, but with midgets?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4512/hostel5.png

How Freudian!


Did you draw that?....If so can you actually draw good without using mspaint?
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Yes to the first question, and "used to" to the second haha. I used to be pretty handy with a pencil, but that came to an abrupt end when I discovered porn and Grand Theft Auto. I've never really attempted proper drawing with a PC, just occasional masterpieces such as the one in my last post.

Do you do much drawing yourself?
 
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Haha! Given that the previous two films already covered "torturing men" and "torturing women", respectively, there's not much else for them to do except "potatoes and jars in the asses of men" and then "potatoes and jars in the asses of women". I wonder what Hostel 5 will be. A remake of Hostel 1, but with midgets?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4512/hostel5.png

How Freudian!



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I think PETA sucks a polar bear's booty hole with Heinz Tomato Ketchup.

Powerade- it's the official sports drink of the Olympic games!
Rock on Chicago! Rock over London! Blockbuster Video! Wow, what a difference!

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Getting into it, been drawing GUI's on the pc for years...getting into the whole pencil drawing thing now....If i were you i would really try to pick the pencil back up, even from that drawing(might be a bit shitty no offense) you had some decent skill at one point or still do.
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Old 2009-04-01, 20:07
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Getting into it, been drawing GUI's on the pc for years...getting into the whole pencil drawing thing now....If i were you i would really try to pick the pencil back up, even from that drawing(might be a bit shitty no offense) you had some decent skill at one point or still do.
Haha no offence taken, it was a 5-minute job! I'm not sure what you saw in that pic that made you think I had any skill...you either have very low standards or I'm some sort of artistic genius who doesn't even realise that he's been creating meisterwerks!

I've thought about getting back into pencil drawing, just to have something to do with my time besides punching old women in the fanny and running away.

Do you have any work you can share here?
 
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I'll share some stuff in the next comming weeks, actually have to see what i have laying around on the old disks.

What i saw was someone playing around for 5 mins and actually making something with a little depth in it, kind of looked cool...I got a buddy of mine who can draw really well and he'll make shit up like that for fun in a few minutes.
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I'll share some stuff in the next comming weeks, actually have to see what i have laying around on the old disks.

What i saw was someone playing around for 5 mins and actually making something with a little depth in it, kind of looked cool...I got a buddy of mine who can draw really well and he'll make shit up like that for fun in a few minutes.
Shit, cheers! I might start putting more effort into my MS Paint projects now

I'm looking forward to seeing your work!
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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here
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I'm genuinely having a hard time saying anything even remotely derogatory about that chap. He just looks so innocent and friendly.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

I'm sorry I thought about what you said for a long time, and now I realize that I was being quite cruel when I posted that photo of him. I should stick to taking the piss out of midgets Thanks for setting me straight Paddy
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FUCK! You put a patent on it I was totally going to use the concept, except with corn cobs.

Would give a whole new meaning to cornhole
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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I'm sorry I thought about what you said for a long time, and now I realize that I was being quite cruel when I posted that photo of him. I should stick to taking the piss out of midgets Thanks for setting me straight Paddy

FUCK! You put a patent on it I was totally going to use the concept, except with corn cobs.

Would give a whole new meaning to cornhole
Midgets are capable of defending themselves Well, not physically of course, which is good news for me and my Midget Crusher.

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Midgets are capable of defending themselves Well, not physically of course, which is good news for me and my Midget Crusher.

CornHoles™ & Spud Bums™! A family bumper pack of funtimes!!!

Don't forget RumBum™
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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Hahaha what in the name of fuck? I can't wait to see these guys when they're in their 80s.

For anyone else trying to view that pic, you have to copy and paste the link into the browser manually, because if you click it from within the post you'll get a "Forbidden" error
 
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Hahaha what in the name of fuck? I can't wait to see these guys when they're in their 80s.

Oh Christ I know... you think old people now have trouble keeping brownies in the fridge? Just wait until these people get old... it'll be fucking rolling out!
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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One eye's looking at you and the other eye's looking for you! haha

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Haha

I declare that one the winner, hands down.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
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"How do I compete with these guys?" thought Lord Vader, the most evil man in the universe.
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Red Sparowes - At the Soundless Dawn
 
Old 2009-05-31, 09:06
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"finally the christian faith openly admits their allegiance to the dark side"

"lord vader leading his prisoners to be killed after finding their "lack of faith disturbing" "

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Originally Posted by Paddy
The Vatican's new measures for protecting the identities of its paedophiles take a drastic turn.

Haha those ones were the best
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
 
Old 2009-05-31, 13:53
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POW MIA NEVER FORGOTTEN
no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band
Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS

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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc
Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
 
Old 2009-05-31, 14:27
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Herman learned a valuable lesson today. He could dress as a homosexual storm trooper with a 14" pink rubber dildo sticking out of his ass, but not even that would draw attention away from his crap haircut.
 
Old 2009-05-31, 15:23
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My mother made me wear this.
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My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com

-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2009-05-31, 15:59
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Famicon's finest.
 
Old 2009-05-31, 17:19
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The modern-end-of-term-prom-suit!
Welcome to 21th century


(god i suck so hard on captioning)
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Old 2009-05-31, 17:48
Paddy
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god i suck so hard on captioning
You'll fit in just fine around here then!
 
Old 2009-05-31, 17:57
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Yeah give me another try on the next pic....!
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