"The possum can use many forms of stealth to hide from red necks."

Good one.

I would have went said. "Dig up Heath Ledger, there's gonna be a sequel!"

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haha.

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haha thats a good one too, couldnt really think of anything for the batman in the background

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LOOOL. Ding ding ding!!

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This one ftw.

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New one:

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/...up-world-01.jpg

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Medical Report: Mr. Smith's "I fell on my shopping" explanation for how he came to have a bottle inserted in his anus would be a little more believable if Coca Cola started selling their soft drinks with condoms attached.

"Got a Yoo-Hoo lodged up his YOO-HOO"

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"One man one jar: The early days."

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Gay pleasures, undeniable mistake.

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drunk marketing student finds out the true meaning of 'bottleneck'.

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Hahaha genius

The final meeting of the Novelty Bottle-opener's Consortium ends in tragedy.

lol A nurse told me about one with a quart Mason jar. This must be the younger sibling in the family portrait?

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I'll take this one.

Someone post a new one up.

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"No more of that pesky foot odor ruining your socializing! The new Gel-Rub Foot Coating keeps your smells under control for a full 12 hours! Easy application and removal!"

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"pissing outside with no socks on after drinking a case of milwaukees best ice"

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"not fully commited to Cannibalism, jerry decides to throw in just a little human spice to his beef stew to see if he likes it"

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It doesn't look like anyone else's is gonna have a stab at this one, so I declare this to be the winner:



Here's another:

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5292/carrotsqt2.jpg

"What's up, doc?" - Pretty weak, but I had an overwhelming urge to type that, which has now been satisfied. Man do I feel dirty.

"this a new trend among vegans who dont want any meat in their bodies"

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im assuming you meant "new trend". in which case, bwahahahaah!

oops yea haha edited and fixed

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Hahaha

caption this one kids. should be fun

http://www.moid.org/ed/nick%20chode.jpg

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"Hi, my name is Requiem."

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hahah

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Okay haha that one wins.

Caption THIS

And THIS is just awesome (penis & vagina involved).

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Rosie raised her hands in confusion, wondering why anyone would take a picture of her.

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The new American "Size Zero" turns out to be a little less chauvinistic than we all thought.

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Winner

Another winner

Try this one.

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"When out of lubricant, simply lower the newly patented Choke-A-Bitch to produce a nice substitute for that slimy and greasy lotion you always use."

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"PUKAKKE!!!"

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HAHA! Good one

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Have fun with this one fella's... when I saw this, all I could think was "wtf..."

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/...tthefuckat6.jpg

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Dont wast the milk! I need it for my honeycombs!

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"Freakish Chimp-like Half-Human, Half-Primate Abominations go Wild!"

It doesn't look like anyone else is gonna have a shot at this, so I think it's only fair that I declare myself the awesomest winner with the nicest man-boobs who's far better than everyone else in this thread

Here's another:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/1..._69ef37e05a.jpg

I just wish PETA would realise that no one but themselves gives half a rotten fuck about any of their wanky beliefs, and that's not gonna change regardless of the number of times they get their tits out and douse them with red paint.

And what the fuck is the significance of having "HUMAN MEAT" printed on it? Who the fuck is eating humans?? Is this supposed to be the next step in our out of control, meat-munching evolution or something? Who the fuck am I talking to??

Cow holocaust, I fuckin' ask ya!

i dunno Paddy, but she looks delicious

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Haha indeed, she looks perfectly edible but you know the whole time you're makin' bacon with her she'd just be thinking about bleeding chickens and monkeys wearing lipstick. Fuck...that's actually quite hot...I bet the dirty fucker would gladly agree to chucking a few hamsters and a llama into the mix.

Do you think PETA are fans of Wesley Willis?

Ah, I fuckin' love Wesley Willis

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SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH HOISEN SAUCE!

I think I know what it was that pissed me off the most about that PETA image; the stupid "outta my way, I'm an artist on a mission!" expression on the cunt's face and her stupid fucking first year drama school pose. FUCK I can't stand that pretentious wankage.

She should spend less time in bags and more time knocking together a huge wooden cross that she can nail herself to every time someone has an omelet.

...And the fact that she's still wearing undies. WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






PS Paddy I think I'm developping strong homosexual feelings towards you.

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My friend, we have much to discuss. Preferably over a candlelit dinner for three (I'm a big eater) and with a nice bottle of rohypnol-laced plonk from the corner shop. As long as you supply your own sexual lubricants and poppers you can pretty much destroy my ass and mouth. I have very few STDs and only one upheld conviction for man-fisting. My star sign is Sagittarius - half man, half horse. Read that last sentence again, but ignore this sentence the second time, otherwise you'll be stuck in an infinite loop and you won't get to hear about the following:

I'll gargle on your thick, custard-like yellow lumpy spunk and blow salty love-bubbles with my nostrils. I'll chew it all down and swallow it because I'm a dirty fucking slut, then regurgitate it back into your ass, at which point I'll try to climb in after it fist-first. Then I'll tickle your balls, and while you're laughing I'll drop a nugget of shit into your open mouth then we can frenchy that bitter lump of hole-gravy to oblivion - we don't stop until the taste stops.

If my sphincter isn't twitching and having violent spasms every single night owing to the unrelenting punishment of your thick, stiff, bulbous, pulsating, purple-veined love mallet as it opens me up like a some sort of rusty meat-train, you'd best start looking for a divorce lawyer the following morning. Take it or leave it.

I also like playing guitar, watching movies and rainy days (that's so cliché! ).

OMFG hahahaha I just laughed so hard reading that, that I actually had a wet fart. Epic post Paddy, fucking epic




But now I have to go jump in the shower quickly

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You're too kind, good sir


...WAY too kind - I'm onto you, mothercocker! You're trying to win my trust with flattery so you can steal my potatoes. Well FUCK YOU!

No one gets Paddy's p'tayties but Paddy. Unless you want them in your ass, in which case I'm sure I can clear some room in my schedule for an afternoon of Spud Bums™.

"It's Spud Bums™! The game they tried to ban in 999 countries!"

"Now, all new Spud Bum™ Junior: Mashed Edition!" Hey kids, are full sized elephant-ball spuds too wide for your tight virgin orifices? Now with the new patented MashPump you can join in with the rest of your deviant family! No more bleeds, no more embarrassing bowel evacuations in class, no more weird smells emanating from your pooh-glands and thighs, no more trickling gravy stains down the backs of your legs!

Just listen to these testimonials from satisfied customers:

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Of all the anal-based board games I've played, this is the most anally. -- Superman

My ass has never been so starchy! -- P. McMullan

My grandmother's prolapsed rectum gives her a distinct advantage. -- blitz906

Ten tayties into my first game I knew this was the best thing to happen to my ass since I was impaled in the movie Cannibal Holocaust. -- Anon

I prefer monopoly. -- Twaty Cunt-faced Pisser

I was expecting Risk for Christmas, and what I got instead was a perforated colon. Thanks Spud Bums™! -- Your cunt of a mother

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It's Spud Bums, Spud Bums, jam a fistful of spud in your hole!

You posts are definitely organized and thought out, Paddy... for better and for worse

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haha, oh man. Someone arrest this man!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Christ Paddy... You should be writing for a satire TV show or magazine or something. I don't think I've laughed this much in at least a year.


But seriously... if I laugh too much and get an inguinal hernia, I'm suing you

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Paddy wins all fields in this years tabbies.

..except for the ones tranny and I will win.

I would be ashamed of myself if I actually planned these posts out. Much like my various sex offences, they start out as straight-forward posts which then escalate into two-handed fisting and midget sandwiches with me as the filling.

All four of my limbs are already cuffed to four midgets, so good luck with that.

Disclaimer: Padatron Industries Ltd., cannot be held responsible for death or injury caused by the reading of these posts. By reading said posts you agree not to sue and not to resist my sexual advances. You also agree, by reading these posts, to swallow whatever the fuck I give you to swallow, Shawshank style.

Is there some kind of cash prize involved? I could do with a little cash injection to get my midget farm up and running again.

So is anyone gonna caption that fucking photo or what?

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Haha! Given that the previous two films already covered "torturing men" and "torturing women", respectively, there's not much else for them to do except "potatoes and jars in the asses of men" and then "potatoes and jars in the asses of women". I wonder what Hostel 5 will be. A remake of Hostel 1, but with midgets?

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/4512/hostel5.png

How Freudian!

the texas dicksaw massacre

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Did you draw that?....If so can you actually draw good without using mspaint?

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Yes to the first question, and "used to" to the second haha. I used to be pretty handy with a pencil, but that came to an abrupt end when I discovered porn and Grand Theft Auto. I've never really attempted proper drawing with a PC, just occasional masterpieces such as the one in my last post.

Do you do much drawing yourself?

"Memories of my childhood"

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I think PETA sucks a polar bear's booty hole with Heinz Tomato Ketchup.

Powerade- it's the official sports drink of the Olympic games!

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"A potential cannibal corpse album cover"

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Rock on Chicago! Rock over London! Blockbuster Video! Wow, what a difference!

EDIT: In honour of my favourite Willis song:

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/9080/chickencow.png

No more Hellrides for you, chief. R.I.P.

Getting into it, been drawing GUI's on the pc for years...getting into the whole pencil drawing thing now....If i were you i would really try to pick the pencil back up, even from that drawing(might be a bit shitty no offense) you had some decent skill at one point or still do.

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Haha no offence taken, it was a 5-minute job! I'm not sure what you saw in that pic that made you think I had any skill...you either have very low standards or I'm some sort of artistic genius who doesn't even realise that he's been creating meisterwerks!

I've thought about getting back into pencil drawing, just to have something to do with my time besides punching old women in the fanny and running away.

Do you have any work you can share here?

I'll share some stuff in the next comming weeks, actually have to see what i have laying around on the old disks.

What i saw was someone playing around for 5 mins and actually making something with a little depth in it, kind of looked cool...I got a buddy of mine who can draw really well and he'll make shit up like that for fun in a few minutes.

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Shit, cheers! I might start putting more effort into my MS Paint projects now

I'm looking forward to seeing your work!

http://the5thdimension.files.wordpr...mp-ass-tard.jpg

Go for it.

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I'm genuinely having a hard time saying anything even remotely derogatory about that chap. He just looks so innocent and friendly.

LEAVE HIM ALONE!

alright fuckers go for this one

here

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Requiem's attempt at being sEcKsy

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Spud Bums™!

I'm sorry I thought about what you said for a long time, and now I realize that I was being quite cruel when I posted that photo of him. I should stick to taking the piss out of midgets Thanks for setting me straight Paddy

FUCK! You put a patent on it I was totally going to use the concept, except with corn cobs.

Would give a whole new meaning to cornhole

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Midgets are capable of defending themselves Well, not physically of course, which is good news for me and my Midget Crusher.

CornHoles™ & Spud Bums™! A family bumper pack of funtimes!!!

Don't forget RumBum™

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Hahaha what in the name of fuck? I can't wait to see these guys when they're in their 80s.

For anyone else trying to view that pic, you have to copy and paste the link into the browser manually, because if you click it from within the post you'll get a "Forbidden" error

Oh Christ I know... you think old people now have trouble keeping brownies in the fridge? Just wait until these people get old... it'll be fucking rolling out!

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HAHAHA!

http://meaney.us/wp-content/weirdguy.jpg

Do it.

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"just say no"

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"give me your money before i shoot you lolz"

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One eye's looking at you and the other eye's looking for you! haha

"I bet you'll never guess where my finger's been."

Haha

I declare that one the winner, hands down.

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I don't remember eating corn!?

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David Attenborough: And now, for the first time on the BBC, our expedition team is about to enter...

*drum roll*

...POOH VILLAGE! What wondrous treasures await us beyond this gravy stained U-bend of dreams? What can we learn from the Turd People, with their strange and, frankly, unhygienic ways? Only time (and our beef stew detector) will tell.

BEHOLD! Holiday snaps from the great Pooh Village Expedition of 2009!

http://i42.tinypic.com/2emk8rl.png

Haha, Paddy's was awesome But MTM's was good too... I love a good Fat Bastard quote.

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"finally the christian faith openly admits their allegiance to the dark side"

"lord vader leading his prisoners to be killed after finding their "lack of faith disturbing" "

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haha those were both good.

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The Vatican's new measures for protecting the identities of its paedophiles take a drastic turn.

I keep trying to tell you guys I'm not the man in the iron mask!

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"How do I compete with these guys?" thought Lord Vader, the most evil man in the universe.

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Haha those ones were the best

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have at it

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images...tendo-queen.jpg

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Herman learned a valuable lesson today. He could dress as a homosexual storm trooper with a 14" pink rubber dildo sticking out of his ass, but not even that would draw attention away from his crap haircut.

My mother made me wear this.

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Famicon's finest.

The modern-end-of-term-prom-suit!
Welcome to 21th century


(god i suck so hard on captioning)

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You'll fit in just fine around here then!

Yeah give me another try on the next pic....!

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