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Defragging Anal Custard

2007-04-16, 15:28

I <3 SANDWICH

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Defragging Anal Custard

Custard it pours from your anus
Splashing like whales in the sea
Splish splosh, splish splish splosh
Slap your toilet until defeat

There is hazelnut within
Take it and learn from it
It is the mighty oracle
It will bless your gonads

Trousers are tight
Custard peeps out a little light
You slap it over your cheeks
Twisting nipples, scrunchy face

There isn't a bath for miles
Miles and miles and miles
Eat a coconut for benjamin
He likes your purple tie

Defragging anal custard
Constant babbling slapping
About your chubby chops
Slapping botty cheeks

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2007-04-16, 17:12

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2007-04-16, 18:17

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About your chubby chops
Slapping botty cheeks

Nice

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2007-04-17, 04:01

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2007-04-17, 08:31

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2007-04-18, 13:12

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"Slap your toilet until defeat"?
What??!!

2007-04-18, 14:22

I <3 SANDWICH

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Quote:

Originally Posted by \m/Eat At Joe's\m/

"Slap your toilet until defeat"?
What??!!

Nothing better than anal discharge exploding into an innocent toilet and smashing it to pieces !

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2007-04-25, 15:29

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Wth is botty? As in fly botts? bthoom! lol I kept seeing Cartman. I watch too much SP. The whale bit cracked me up.

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