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Old 2010-05-21, 01:05
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Me and MTM. Couldn't help but share the metaltabs lurrrrrve

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Old 2010-05-21, 01:20
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Were they for me or for Dame?
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Old 2010-05-21, 01:47
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


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Old 2010-05-21, 05:24
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Were they for me or for Dame?


You, of course.

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Old 2010-05-21, 05:48
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MT... though we've known each other for 6 years over here (even joined on the same day... spooky huh?), we only met in January at a DRI concert. I think it's all terribly romantic, albeit slightly nerdy ^_^
 
Old 2010-05-21, 06:01
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Let's face it Dylan, we're stuck with each other. So, who's turn is it to be Dame tonight? I'm not usually one to complain about typecasting, but my rectal tubings simply can't handle another 3/4" of Farmer Dylan's Finest Jerked Beef™ Besides, I've been eager to try out our new Bobbi & Bunny costumes.
 
Old 2010-05-21, 09:53
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And tharr she blows, another piece of happily childish innocence, floating forlornly away on the wind...
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Old 2010-05-21, 12:00
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That's pretty neat. I've seen a few net romances bloom over the years.

Paddy, if you have a Bobbi costume it must be a real hawty flannel one. Hey! Hawt Flannel sounds like a great clothing line! Thanks!
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Old 2010-05-21, 12:50
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That's pretty neat. I've seen a few net romances bloom over the years.
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Paddy, if you have a Bobbi costume it must be a real hawty flannel one.
I just stitched together a bunch of buffalo hides and dunked the whole thing in gasoline.
 
Old 2010-05-21, 13:33
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Me and MTM. Couldn't help but share the metaltabs lurrrrrve

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1...pg?t=1274398812


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Old 2010-05-21, 14:28
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Now I see why MTM started attacking me. I said something mean to his luvvey friend.
 
Old 2010-05-21, 16:11
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MTM looks like Mickey Mouse.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-05-21, 16:26
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Now I see why MTM started attacking me. I said something mean to his luvvey friend.



Yeah that probably was it.
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Old 2010-05-21, 16:41
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Don't get ahead of yourself, woman.

I just stitched together a bunch of buffalo hides and dunked the whole thing in gasoline.


Oh, pssh. You? Don't make me laugh.

Well, that's better than the burlap and bungee cords you were talking about. At least I'd be warm in winter.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-05-21, 17:20
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MTM looks like Mickey Mouse.


HAHA

That comment is going to be stuck in my head all day.
 
Old 2010-05-21, 18:49
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Yeah that probably was it.


Ahahaha.

Why haven't any of my e-encounters turned into romances? Rich? Ian? Am I that bad?
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Old 2010-05-21, 19:09
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I'm really shocked with a name like yours you aren't getting at least a few desperate ones.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-05-22, 02:15
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Oh so you're just ignoring those times in the car, Dylan?!! I thought we had something going!
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Old 2010-05-22, 02:34
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He told me he thought that was the stick shift. That 8-ball was killer though. Needed a little Pennzoil.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-06-03, 04:05
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I haven't been on this site for a long time haha. I went to MDF 2010. I ran into MTM. I was friggin wasted. Do i still look like Tom Araya?

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Old 2010-06-03, 04:40
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You are Tom Araya bro. How's your back?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-06-03, 13:33
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I haven't been on this site for a long time haha. I went to MDF 2010. I ran into MTM. I was friggin wasted. Do i still look like Tom Araya?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...67d679ace36.jpg


Fuck, you must be the lost twin.
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Old 2010-06-04, 03:00
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You are Tom Araya bro. How's your back?



Nothing that 5 Heines and a few sips of a Long Island Iced Tear could cure


Supposedly Tranny was mingling as well but fuck if I'm going to recognize him. Did anyone else here go?


Further evidence that I am NOT Tom Araya



my gf, Martin Van Drunen (Asphyx) and I

Drunken Danny Corrales (Autopsy/Abscess) and I



and then me back at the motel we stayed at being a drunken idiot wearing my friend's vest


So how has everyone else been?
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Old 2010-06-04, 05:22
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Supposedly Tranny was mingling as well but fuck if I'm going to recognize him.


You probably didn't see him because he was hanging out around the wheelchair-accessible ramps.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-06-04, 06:24
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Old 2010-06-04, 11:20
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I thought MTM carried him around in a backpack. I'm pretty sure that's how he gets around these days.
 
Old 2010-06-04, 12:54
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Man Martin is a fuckin cool guy. I remember that one night whe he and I drank a few beers together and talked about Autopsy
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Old 2010-06-04, 16:17
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I haven't been on this site for a long time haha. I went to MDF 2010. I ran into MTM. I was friggin wasted. Do i still look like Tom Araya?

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/...67d679ace36.jpg



woooo i took that picture! nice meeting you even if you didn't remember who i was
 
Old 2010-06-04, 18:44
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I thought MTM carried him around in a backpack. I'm pretty sure that's how he gets around these days.

I prefer a wheelbarrow nowadays. That way I can charge around the mosh pit and not inflict any bodily injury unto myself
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Old 2010-06-04, 19:17
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YOU TWO ARE SOOOO CUTE!!

Ahahaing at the picture of Tranny being wheeled around trying to sell people Crowned demos.
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Old 2010-06-14, 00:53
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Hawaiian Metal Party. What you don't see is my grass skirt..

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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-06-14, 11:58
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Brutal man!
You listened to Surf Nicaragua all night long?
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Old 2010-06-14, 18:45
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Me 'n the girl @ some supermarket in Holland.
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So this Georgian Olympian runs into a bar

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Epoch - bass, guitars, drums, MetaStasizing out asap
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
 
Old 2010-06-14, 20:48
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BassB', were ya having a costume malfunction? lol

Wolf', that's a cute random shot.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-01, 05:07
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New band lineup shot with Amalgama, i'm all the way on the right
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
 
Old 2010-07-01, 05:22
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That's why your profile picture is Snake; you look just like him!

Looks awesome.
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Old 2010-07-01, 05:27
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hahaha, never thought of that. i should rock out in the snake style headband at our show on friday
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Old 2010-07-01, 06:59
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I guarantee it'll raise crowd enthusiasm.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2010-07-01, 16:01
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New band lineup shot with Amalgama, i'm all the way on the right


I just can`t get your records over here. I want to have one!
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Old 2010-07-04, 18:58
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you look ready to go hiking, but your surroundings do not quite look appropriate.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2010-07-05, 18:59
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All you need is some safety glasses and a weed eater and we could be twins! lol No, you look pretty normal compared to my get up.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-08, 16:34
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Don't worry, we'd never think of you as normal.

M'kay, am I happy with myself? Oh yes. Oh yes.

Oh yes.
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Old 2010-07-08, 17:01
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You listen to CC while this is going on?
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R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
 
Old 2010-07-08, 18:40
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Don't worry, we'd never think of you as normal.

M'kay, am I happy with myself? Oh yes. Oh yes.

Oh yes.

I might be doing work similar to that soon. I know a dude that does tree work so I'm going to ask him if he needs any help, and hopefully get some money. I usually haul around logs and stuff for my dad anyway, haven't done much chainsaw work at all though.
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Old 2010-07-08, 20:02
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Don't worry, we'd never think of you as normal.

M'kay, am I happy with myself? Oh yes. Oh yes.

Oh yes.
Your name's Patrik, you use a chainsaw, you have a killer beard and you spend quite a lot of your time in the bushes. Were we separated at birth?

I know that doesn't make sense, because our mother wouldn't have given us the same name, but maybe that's just her way of covering up the truth, the truth being that she shipped you off to Antwerp and kept the healthy one for herself.

I think your line of work would suit me - no public/customers to deal with, no soul-crushing office cubicle, the constant threat of violent dismemberment to keep me focused, a nice thick, coarse pair of gloves to...well, you know. It's all too perfect. What exactly is your job title? Tree surgeon? I hope it's tree surgeon, because then when I tell the women strapped to my pillar in the basement "don't worry, I'm a surgeon" I won't feel bad for telling lies which make the baby Jesus cry.

P.S. You're handsome
 
Old 2010-07-08, 22:40
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I couldn't believe you were both forms of Patrick. lol
Amadeus, that last picture is so you. - and so nothing like the other Patrick. (zing!)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-08, 23:00
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What I'm really happy about is the ten thousand square meters of cleared ground, but yea, I guess the picture didn't get completely spoiled.

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Your name's Patrik, you use a chainsaw, you have a killer beard and you spend quite a lot of your time in the bushes. Were we separated at birth?

I know that doesn't make sense, because our mother wouldn't have given us the same name, but maybe that's just her way of covering up the truth, the truth being that she shipped you off to Antwerp and kept the healthy one for herself.

I think your line of work would suit me - no public/customers to deal with, no soul-crushing office cubicle, the constant threat of violent dismemberment to keep me focused, a nice thick, coarse pair of gloves to...well, you know. It's all too perfect. What exactly is your job title? Tree surgeon? I hope it's tree surgeon, because then when I tell the women strapped to my pillar in the basement "don't worry, I'm a surgeon" I won't feel bad for telling lies which make the baby Jesus cry.

P.S. You're handsome


Shit, I've figured it out now! Thought you were smart there, didn't you, but I got you! It's like that fight club thing, we're really the same person only different depending upon situation and location. "Lost brother", ha! Just had to the old tapdance around the hot porridge, didn't you? The villain always return to the scene, isn't it? But I know now! I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Shit.


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Tonight at 9pm on channel 22 - "Dances with Chainsaws" In this episode the accents collide when Patrik meets the brother he never knew he had - Patrick.


Okay, now I'm getting an image of you 2 side by side dancing an Irish jig with chainsaws. I'm gonna have nightmares for sure.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-09, 01:12
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What I'm really happy about is the ten thousand square meters of cleared ground, but yea, I guess the picture didn't get completely spoiled.

Shit, I've figured it out now! Thought you were smart there, didn't you, but I got you! It's like that fight club thing, we're really the same person only different depending upon situation and location. "Lost brother", ha! Just had to the old tapdance around the hot porridge, didn't you? The villain always return to the scene, isn't it? But I know now! I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Shit.

Job title? This is my hobby.
I AM KEYSER SÖZE! No, shit...wrong movie. I am Jack's sense of shame...

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Tonight at 9pm on channel 22 - "Dances with Chainsaws" In this episode the accents collide when Patrik meets the brother he never knew he had - Patrick.

Okay, now I'm getting an image of you 2 side by side dancing an Irish jig with chainsaws. I'm gonna have nightmares for sure.
Haha that sounds like a cross between Saló and the Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
 
Old 2010-07-09, 15:21
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Gotta be in his protective clothing though, but yup!
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-10, 00:18
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-10, 00:27
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Alright, the first two pics are just normal pics of a leprechaun ejaculating, but how did you find a pic of Leatherface without his mask??

http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/leather-face.gif
 
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He's not wearing a tie.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-10, 00:59
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Old 2010-07-12, 12:07
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He's getting to be a pretty good cook. He had steaks, foot long weinies, burgers, and bratwurst all cooking on there. Good stuff. And his girlfriend had a ton of food in the house, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-12, 16:19
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He's getting to be a pretty good cock. He had steaks, foot long weinies, burgers, and bratwurst all on there.


Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
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lol Gom... good one... just so witty

I've attached a file of a painting I did on my wall right above my bed. I am absolutely delighted by it. And there are two other crazy painting done by my roommate/some asian chick.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'


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Old 2010-07-12, 20:23
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Gommers, that's my son so I wouldn't say something like that. His brother might, but I wouldn't.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-13, 00:57
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lol Gom... good one... just so witty

I've attached a file of a painting I did on my wall right above my bed. I am absolutely delighted by it. And there are two other crazy painting done by my roommate/some asian chick.


Your roomate is an Asian chick? Why the hell are you on the computer?
 
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Your roomate is an Asian chick? Why the hell are you on the computer?
He never forgave them for what the Viet Cong did to his grandpappy; passed over for promotion time and time again.

Go for it Joe, I hear Asian pussy sucks you in.
 
Old 2010-07-13, 02:45
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Damnit, I never said my roommate was Asian. Asian pussy is also a complete trap (have you ever put your dick in a chinese finger trap?).

Not too long ago I had a hot stripper roommate. There is this one roommate slot that just keeps changing, but I think its finally over.
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Old 2010-07-13, 10:10
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I've attached a file of a painting I did on my wall right above my bed. I am absolutely delighted by it. And there are two other crazy painting done by my roommate/some asian chick.


That means your room is as weird as yourself? Sick man, I want to visit you
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I don't know if its as weird as I am yet. However, it is pretty crazy looking.
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I don't know if its as weird as I am yet. However, it is pretty crazy looking.

Actually I really dig this cloud painting.
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Hell yea. Please tell me you know what its from? Its actually a fish-stick, as you will discover in this video by Don Hertzfeldt.

Funny as shit. If you haven't seen his stuff then allow me to post a series of links in the Funny Internet Crap thread for your viewing pleasure.
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Joe, if I draw you something awesome in MS Paint will you replicate it on your wall? Even just a little 4x4 doodle in the corner somewhere? COME ON JOE, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! LEMME DRAW ON YOUR WALLS!
 
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It better not be a cock! Midgets are fine, though. I promise I'll do it as long as it is possible to draw and its something I'd want on my wall.
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It better not be a cock! Midgets are fine, though. I promise I'll do it as long as it is possible to draw and its something I'd want on my wall.
Holy fuck this is gonna be awesome. I'll have to think of something half-decent. In other words, let's just forget the whole thing.
 
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Draw him Super Midget.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-14, 02:26
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Paddy you CANNOT back down now. Draw me a fucking picture, ya goddamn cunt, or NO SEX FOR A MONTH!
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I taught someone to fish today and got to fish myself. I caught about 6 bluegill in a pond down the street. It was fun and she had a good time, too. She caught a large mouth bass which was basically her first fish bigger than a bait fish. The kids had fun, too. This is just me in all my glory.

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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-16, 15:41
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I taught someone to fish today and got to fish myself. I caught about 6 bluegill in a pond down the street. It was fun and she had a good time, too. She caught a large mouth bass which was basically her first fish bigger than a bait fish. The kids had fun, too. This is just me in all my glory.

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Water snakes!
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Old 2010-07-16, 18:54
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Nah, that was a few years ago with one of my kids. A real pretty copper one slid into the water and dove in a big squiggly S shape. It was pretty. The rest were assorted colors and a garter snake came home with us. It liked worms.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
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Yeah, that's just my reaction whenever I see a picture like that. First I go, "ooh, water snakes!" then I go , I don't get to catch any of them because I'm not there.
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Well, if I see any of the critters when I'm there I'll be sure and get a picture for ya to ID. The pond beside this one has a lot more green gunk in it and there were tons of frogs around it. There's a couple snapping turtles, but we didn't see them.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
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All the tea that I have at my apartment. There's more at my house.



Theres a fuckload of Genmai-Cha on the left.
A little bit of Hoji-Cha.
A lot of Bancha all the way to the right.
Tons of English Breakfast tea but I don't drink that.
Lots and lots of Gunpowder tea, ones Chinese and one is something else.
Also random herbal shit, which is good.
In one of the glass containers there is Yerba Mate.
Something cool for summer is the tea that brews in cold water in that Celestial box.
And I fucking forgot to include the small tin of Dacong Aria Oolong.
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No Darjeeling? pft... I had some killer jasmine tea when I lived in Cali, but never could remember what kind. It was awesome. I'm planning on making my own blackberry leaf tea this year since I can make about a ton from my plants.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
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You harvest tea?! My God, you are truly a wonderful person.
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Don't get snippy. If you want some straight organic wild blackberry leaves I'll send you some. Pm me your address. That goes across the boards to anyone in the states I've talked to on here that I know is a valid forumer. If you've only got 2 posts forget it.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
 
Old 2010-07-29, 04:37
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Interesting fact list...
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The third fact is erroneous. I didn't read on.
 
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Shut up, Paddy. We all know you're lying. You're drawing perversely on that thumb.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-07-29, 14:58
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Old 2010-07-29, 15:00
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You guys have got me giggling this morning. What a bunch of nuts.
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Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-07-30, 02:35
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woooo i took that picture! nice meeting you even if you didn't remember who i was


Its not that I didn't remember you, I was just couldn't understand a word you said. So, like every other hispanic you meet, its always nodding and, "Si...si..."


heheh
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Old 2010-08-14, 17:22
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Old 2010-08-14, 19:16
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Dude I totally love you for the Maiden shirt. I think I have a massive addiction for bandshirts. My newest are a Watain shirt for $18, The Butchered at Birth shirt with the skeleton Fetus on the front for 6 bucks(!!) and a Nile shirt.
I have such a huge collection of shirts in my closet, I`d be a rich bitch if I`d sell all of them
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Old 2010-08-14, 20:30
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haha thanks man. It's...how old..probably close to 10 years.

Yeah, I have quite a collection of band shirts as well. No idea how many..I've had to throw out a few over the years too(armpit holes too huge lol).
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-08-15, 13:44
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Old 2010-08-15, 14:38
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Sweet hair and survivor beard Soul!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.


RIP moe.
 
Old 2010-08-15, 15:00
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The hair is longer than the pic displays. I haven't cut it since I got out of the Navy, about 4 years ago. The beard I'm growning out for holloween. It should look great soaked in blood.
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Old 2010-08-15, 15:22
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Dude, I'm so sorry but it looks like you just left the Shire.
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Old 2010-08-15, 16:35
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Now I remember where I've seen you before!

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Old 2010-08-15, 17:33
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So how long is your hair, Souli? When you cut it eventually are you donating it? I can almost sit on mine, but not quite. It never seems to get quite that long. Not a big deal though.
Cute kittie cat. Keep it away from Paddy. He uses them for target practice.
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Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
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Old 2010-08-15, 19:06
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Now I remember where I've seen you before!

http://www.womenwithmustaches.com/


This whole page reminds me of a fucking psychopath called Frida Kahlo . . .
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Yikes!
 
Old 2010-08-18, 12:17
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I feel so awesome and rad for having this as a poster

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