Nah man, it's a confirmation of your sick nature - you can win people's trust with your lovely face and then before they know it you've fisted them half to death. It's like when a serial killer is caught and everyone thinks they look lovely; Ted Bundy is a good example

Actually I don`t understand how you can say I`m a sick nature. I was always nice here!!!
And Fritz Haarmann is another example (OK not...he looks like a german )
Another question...I`m not going to stick my fist in this abdominal areas. I would laugh too hard to concentrate

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This is considered a fairly large city (population 77,000) with two colleges and a pretty big university, 12 sawmills, 3 pulp mills (paper manufacturing), two chemical plants, an oil refinery, and a brewery, all of which are the main industry here. I live in a residential neighborhood (mainly houses and condominiums) surrounded by wooded areas and 15 minutes walking distance to the Nechako river. Where I live isn't really considered rural, but it isn't inner city either, I'd say it's more suburban. It's a big neighborhood with a few small businesses basically in the middle. There is a pub, a liquor shop, a convenience shop, a video shop, a Chinese restaurant, and a small Greek restaurant just across the street from me which all share the same parking lot So I don't have to go far when I need anything haha. Everything else is far from where I live.

Anything else you want to know is probably here
http://www.city.pg.bc.ca/pages/ourcity/

When they come snooping through peoples rubbish bins, they usually leave people alone. They only seem to attack people when the people are in their territory. There have been quite a few hunters and hikers killed or severely injured by grizzly bears that I can remember. There was a guy here l who was walking in in the woods last summer and got attacked by a grizzly bear. He lived, but all the skin on his arms and back got ripped off

But most people here know that you don't go deep into the woods without a shotgun or a powerful rifle, and if you don't own firearms, you don't go deep into the woods haha. My fathers best friend/bandmate was deep in the woods hunting deer one time in the early 80's, and when he was walking around he would hear the crunching of twigs and leaves behind him, but every time he turned around there was nothing there. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got really creeped out and hid behind a big fallen tree laying flat on his stomach. When he peeked his head over there was a massive fucking cougar looking around (about 20 feet away) and once it spotted him, it started running towards him. Lucky for him he already had his rifle aimed by the time it started running and nailed it in the head. He ended up getting it stuffed and sold it for a very large sum of money to a collector

We also get quite a few red foxes in the neighborhood that come from the surrounding wooded areas, but they aren't vicious. Sometimes if I leave my window open on a summer night I can hear them howling. Last summer I was sitting out on my front porch at night having a whiskey and a cigarette when I smelled a wild animal. I can't really describe the smell, it's just very musky and wild. Upon looking around the yard I noticed a fox near the corner of the fence, and he noticed me, but didn't run, he just stood there staring at my face. I stooped down and put my hand out and very slowly walked towards it, and he seemed very curious to smell me, but once I got within about 5 feet of him he made a strange whining sound and hopped the fence. I guess I would have had more luck seeing it up close if I had some raw meat to give him haha, oh well. We also have plenty of squirrels and chipmunks around. There are squirrels living in my fucking attic right now... I don't know how many there are, or how they got in there, all I do know is they make alot of damn noise.

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Paddy, you sent me some pretty neat pictures of where you live. Dig up some of those or I can resend you what you sent me if that will help. I'm still fascinated with the stairs to nowhere. If I had a hill in my yard I'd build one.

Paddy's just as cute as the rest of you heatherns and he looks just like that character he came up with. But so do I.

Joe', where the heck do you live in SoCal? We used to find awesome places from San Diego to up in the Angeles Crest and out into the desert from both areas. I've still got a Thomas Brothers street guide that we used going off roading to target shoot or just party. There was one place called Kitchen Creek up on Mount Laguna and from a certain spot you could see out to Catalina. It was awesome.

I love seeing all your pictures, folks.

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Here's a series of pics of my town, not taken by me:

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 |
06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 |
11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 |
16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
26 | 27 | 28 | 29 |

Notes:

01: This is a bird's eye view of part of the town. Yes, it's as soul-crushingly depressing as it looks.

03 & 04: The Barbican Gates are the gates to the castle grounds, in which some ruins of an old castle are located. When the gates are open, and you walk through, you get a thick, heavy, musky stench of piss right in the face. The local drunks congregate there and break into the little towers on either side of the gate.

07: I fell into this when I was a kid. True story.

08: This is the Northern Irish attempt at a shopping mall.

09: This is pretty much all that remains of the aforementioned castle.

10: I don't know what this was originally, but it's currently an arts centre, and has a practise room for bands. You gotta jump through hoops before you can make use of it, though. Fuckin' Nazi cunts.

11: Do you like burgers? Do you like burgers with dying insects melded to them with spider webs? Fuckin' shithole.

12: This was a torpedo testing platform during WW2, and is now a landing strip for seagulls.

13: I used to swim in that.

14: This is one of the 8 or 9 bars my town has. Seriously, the entire town is barely half a mile in diameter and you can't take a piss without splashing one of 'em. Most of the bars are all grouped together. There's actually one a few doors down to the right haha. Stereotypes are 100% valid.

15 & 16: This is the old courthouse. In the second pic you can see that the windows are covered with paintings (which depict the Battle of Antrim). These were done by me and a few other guys from my school, together with a handful of guys from a neighbouring school. The pic I did is actually out of shot, but rest assured that it was fuckin' awesome.

17: This is one of the dozens of Norman-built bridges which are still used today.

18: This is where people are taken for bi-weekly dental treatment via jackboots, aka the police station.

19 & 20: Your only means of escape - ticket or suicide.

22: This is yet another mott-and-bailey castle, and this one is referred to as "The Cake" because apparently it looks like a cake and the trees presumably represent the candles.

23: The Round Tower; one of hundreds which dot the country, built by monks. To this day no one is 100% sure what they were used for, and I don't give enough of a fuck to go into my "God dildo" theories.

24 & 25: Ever had a shit? Chances are it's floating around here somewhere. This is the Six Mile Water/River, and it cuts the town in two.

26, 27, 28 & 29: The first pic is a modern one, and it's taken from the bus stop I use when I'm heading home after an awesome day in my sweet town. The second is the same street (the first pic was taken from the right-hand side facing the left-hand side) but about 10 or 15 years earlier. The third is the same street again but in the 80s, and the last is the same street in 1920.

Fuck me that's tiring.

Short hair!!

At my place last weekend/this week/Canada Day.

With Girlfriend.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...467_2922157.jpg

TAKE ME BACK...I MUST HAVE THE BIBLE BLACK!
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...4467_2922-1.jpg

Stevefrost and I..I'm wearing my ponytail haha.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...467_2922166.jpg

My friend wearing said ponytail.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...467_2922168.jpg

Looking like I'm on welfare at my dad's cottage/trailer.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...4467_2922-2.jpg

Friend doing crazy ass shit at girlfriend's aunt's pool.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0222.jpg

Me caressing Steve in pool.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0219.jpg

Late night rye and ginger on Canada Day, after everyone left my friend's place.
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...467_2922274.jpg

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you look like a frat fag with short hair, no offense

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hahahaha. Don't listen to Drawn, it's better to take advice from people who actually do get laid. no offense, drawn.

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I'm not giving advice, I'm just putting in my worthless virgin opinion...but no offense taken anyway

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lololol.

OMGZ TEH SHORT HAIR DOODZ ARE TEH FAGZ. If I'm not mistaken, don't you look like this?

Edit -

I'll give you a little advice because saying things like this will keep you a virgin.

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ahaha no I don't have scene hair, your thinking req. My hair is almost military short.

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Then what's the frat shit about? The fact I can wear a red/white polo shirt on Canada to show the colours of the Canadian flag while I get intoxicated? You are a goof.

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wow, I'm sorry you are so sensitive over this. I thought it would be a good joke.

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haha. Hey man, I'm just defending myself for something I'm not. Because I cut my long, luscious locks does not imply I'm not TEH METUL. It was a bad joke.

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you're all a bunch of bad jokes *ba dum tish*

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And you are a walking punch line

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haha good one

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As much as I hate to say it (still think you're a traitor! ), BB looks better with short hair.

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I posted this in the wrong thread. Please forgive my foolishness

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haha. Thanks, and I agree. My girlfriend's mother practically cried a sound of joy when she first saw it.

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lol, Oh, you're a cutie either way, BB. So are you gonna donate part of that ponytail to a good cause or did your boyfriend steal it?

Did they take the mane for the chick's tail or the tail for the chick's mane? It's the same picture. If a horse was built like that they'd shoot it and put it out of it's misery. Swayback and no girth at all. Shallow chest and SIX DAMN LEGS???? haha sheeit

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A couple things I made. The dish is a wok lid with the screw on handle removed for drainage. I didn't realize it until a few minutes ago, but there's cockscomb and hens and chickens in it so it's a chicken themed planter. The purple is lobelia. The whole thing is sitting on flower pot. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...ckedpots014.jpg

The other one is a stack of 5 -5 inch pots on an old arrow without the point. The fletch is in the ground. I think it turned out really cool looking. It was pretty easy to make once I got the hang of it.http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...edpots009-1.jpg

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so here's some pics from my birthday party last night. It's hard to get a feel for the size of the party by the pics, but there was probably a good 50 people there at one time. 2 kegs, and a ridiculous amount of liquor. It was a great time and I wish you guys were there.. well at least some of you haha

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?a...25&l=c39983faa3

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Looks like you had a great time man
Oh, and your tats look fucking killer

Haha yeah, careful what you say. Next year you might wake up to a phone call from Paddy at the airport asking you to pick him up. I don't even want to think about what would be in his suitcase

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Fuck me hard, but I don`t know what a keg is

Looks like a cool b-day party

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And you call yourself a German?

http://dopplerguild.files.wordpress...ggy_the_keg.jpg


..most common size is 50l.

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i think the german word is fässchen or fass or something?

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Fass
exactly

I feel so dumb right now

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This will make you feel less dumb!

I got asked to participate in a birthday scavenger hunt for a neighbor kid. I was the crazy lady next door with clue number 2. They had to submit to my torture before I'd give them the next clue. I had to hit them with water balloons. I only caught one on team 2, but it was still fun. There were about 6 boys around 12 years old plus the mom with her camera. The green bug is my cicada I called my dog and when it misbehaved and didn't attack on command I'd smack it with my fly swatter and say "Bad dog!" which had them in fits.
I look like a tank in the pictures, but what the heck. I felt about 12 again, too.

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/.../ontheporch.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...gontheporch.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...birthdayboy.jpg

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Glad to see your wedding dress is still getting some use.

Bam!

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I had to be careful when I stuck the paint brush in the colander since I was still wearing it. I had a vision of impaling myself, but it still didn't stop me. I was all for the challenge.

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haha, You two are silly

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h0t

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might as well post this because this place is slow as shit
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/p...1&id=1068368132

about to piss off of the mountain

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Content not found = fail.

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It was probably a frontal shot and is already banned for nudity by facebook, nice try d&q.

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haha

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aww, fuck.

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Here's a bunch of stuff to look at.

My awesome pipe
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/...15c64b905e7.jpg

My awesome bongs
http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/...d66dfd601f3.jpg

My "zombie 16th note" tattoo
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...0d0&id=20803725

a close up of the zombie head
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...dc5&id=20803725

'Double' Bass Clef Tat
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...cb8&id=20803725

and again, my hellhound tat, just because i love it so much
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...85a&id=20803725

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The right bong looks quite nice.
And that tat is fuckin`killer man

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Me on stage with AOSOTH

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Was an insane night, oh and Gomli: it was at Trier so I guess you would have had to travel 8 hours to get there

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nice pics

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Thanks man, was the best gig I've had so far, by far.

Venue also provided us with rooms after the gig, so BOOYA NO RESPONSIBILITY TONIGHT. Good night, good night.

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Fuck, OK you`re right.
Between: Bass bangin`

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cool tattoes

Here's me from a show I played last tuesday night

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It was my 21st birthday last friday, we celebrated this groundbreaking occasion at a dirty Los Angeles beach. here are some of the pics from it

Me and my drummer

another

My bandmates and I

Apparently, I'm not really 21 until I have vomited all the beer and food that I had ingested that night



My drummer upstaged me on being the drunken fool of the night hahaThey smashed a PERFECTLY GOOD Oreo cheescake in my face, and in turn, it fell in the sand....going to waste

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haha nice pictures. Your group of friends remind me of a miniature Sepultura are you Brazilian?

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no dude, he's a young Tom Araya

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cool pics

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As long as you weren't passed out with a mastiff licking it off your face I suppose it's okay. Did you get the crumbs at least?

You guys aren't quite the Jackson 5 and not quite the Osmond Brothers. Pretty funny.

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My new security job..

Sexified Paul Blart.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...614_8937518.jpg

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...614_8937520.jpg

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...614_8937521.jpg

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haha When i worked security I had a very similar uniform, except we had long sleeve shirts. And when it was cold, we had to wear a sweater over it haha

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There is a sweater option..but you gotta pay for it. I'm pretty equipped right now though. lol. That winter jacket seems Canada-approved. They also gave me a spring/wind jacket.

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you look pretty awesome in those clothes... gotta say man...

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Joe seems to be attracted to a man in uniform

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oh man you don't EVEN KNOW MAN.

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Upon finding out about your preference, I just bought this.

I can be there at 5:00 PM next Tuesday... sound good?

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Thank you.(no homo)

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Haha man I nearly puked

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Stop playing hard to get Gomli... you know you want some too

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How soon can you get to Manhattan?

I'll ban anybody who keeps me from fireman blitz!







Not really.

well, like its cute but you have to slut it up a lot more guy. maybe cut 3 feet off the pants.

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Next Tuesday I don't have class, so that sounds like great timing. And yea, slut up that costume a little bit. (no homo)

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Pointing and laughing at dog poop on someone's floor
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...c3f&id=20803725

A decent shot of my scar
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...3ba&id=20803725

Fuckin around at the Bloomsburg Fair with my buddies
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...4e0&id=20803725
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...25a&id=20803725
Look at all the "spirit orbs" on this one
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?p...c95&id=20803725

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha kurwa

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I was up for this until I scrolled down and saw his puny little normal-person's shoes. Firemen don't wear normal-person shoes - THEY'RE IMPRACTICAL

hahahhahahaha

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You are THE MSPaint wizard.

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Yea I must say that Paddy wins that title.

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Oh, you guyses

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HAHA! Fucking awesome

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I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY! I'M NOT GAY!

BassBehemoth, you're no longer the object of my confused masturbations.

I can actually see a fair bit of native American in you. I think the eyes are the give-away. That, and the tomahawk hanging on the wall

It kinda looks like you're not sure if you were taking the picture.

Confused masturbations? Just wait until I post a picture of my black, gay, retarded, quadriplegic midget friend...

EDIT: sorry for the bad quality and size, I haven't seen him in a while: Friend

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srsly?

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Holy hell, you look exactly like a guy I used to go to high school with. They say everybody has a doppelganger. I hope I never see someone that looks like me, that would creep me the fuck out.

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Hahaha I never laughed harder about a photo
You only need to oil your body to look like any dude of :
!!MANOWAR!!


Actually I`ve found my "doppelgänger"(I hate to use german words on here but when you use them too:P). He lives about 800km away from here in the south.

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Haha. It's a word we use here quite often. I don't think we have a word in English with the same meaning

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Clone?

Whoa look what I cooked!


Fuck I`m too good for this world

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Nah, clone wouldn't work as I beleive "doppelganger" refers to a double that haunts or means harm to the original person.

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what is that meal man? Shit looks tasty yet healthy...

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Can you say "by the power of Greyskull!!!"

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I have no idea what that is. But whatever that is on the left looks like it has already been eaten...

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Fuck you you ignorant piece of poop

Right in the left corner we have a "cordon bleu" (In a weird way this sentence reminds me of Kersal Massive right in tha corna ma friend Ginga Joe!)
On the right side is paprika and I really hope you know what that funny stuff on the top of the plate is!

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Hmm cordon bleu, I'm vegetarian but I used to LOVE those. Those potatoes look nicely done too. But it's not that much is it? Or is it a giant plate?
Whenever I cook it barely ever fits on a single plate.

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Ehm .____. No it wasn`t that much but it was enough for me

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You just don't do it for me anymore since you cut your lush, flowing locks That Zoolanderesque scowl is starting to win me over, though.

Those are some tasty looking peppers.

Haha, sorry Gomli. I didn't mean any offense, I was just kidding
I eat alot of Indian food. Most of it looks like it has been eaten, partially digested, vomited on the floor, eaten again, completely digested, then shit on a plate... but it tastes fantastic

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Looks good I think
Really wanna see something disgusting? Nah not my weeny but this meal here looks really like vomit but it tastes so fucking good that you completely forget about the look:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...0b/Labskaus.jpg

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It looks like a flat brain lol.

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With a green weinie! Must be the metaltabs mascot. It's even got stuff growing on it.

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Ight who cut paddy's wing off and put it on a platter?

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I had been having problems with my rancid, festering foreskin and helmet for months, and I didn't want to melt the enamel off of my doctor's teeth with my corrosive penis stench, so I had to apply a little homemade penicillin to the affected area myself. See? Always thinking of others, that's me in a nutshell. Granted, those thoughts of others tend to revolve around perforation of the internal tubings. And for that I am not ashamed.

On a serious note Pr0az, you don't look anything like I imagined. It's weird how you form a mental image of the people you talk to online based on nothing but the way they type and the things they say, and how wrong that mental image tends to be. I think pretty much everyone on this forum has surprised me when I finally saw a pic of them, usually because they actually look pretty normal!