showing how much you payed is kvlt bitch

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Paddy, you are cordially invited to attend an OC Women Hatez rap battle:
www.myspace.com/ocwomenhatez. Its all free-style and I think you should join our misogynist mission. Seriously. Get a webcam or something.

Wipped out my dick
and she pulled off my trousers
then your momma went down
like the motherfuckin' Twin Towers!

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Haha

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I feel so painfully ignored.

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Aww, whatsa matter, Pookie Britches?

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I think yours was sick, Wolf

but...

Like an elastic plastic,
Wrapped in tragedy and pain,
You bust rhymes like a muthafuckin' puss' wit' no name!

Sick and twisted in yo' head,
Your tongue is blistered and blood red,
My lyrics are smooth as butter,
But yours just crash and wind up dead!

Gettin' tough and tossin' wurdz,
These raps I hear just sound like turdz,
My beats come from an education,
Yours just come from masturbation!

Infected wit' the talent to vocalize my thoughts,
I don't waste my time with smokin' crack or gettin' shot,
My white-ass cracka' nature gives my vocabulary finesse,
Arrest yo' mindless exhibits of 'dis shit 'cause I'm da best!





(i just realized that I have a metering problem)

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Knowing you have a problem is half the battle.

This has been a pubic service announcement.

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Fuck you guys are way to +*~$GanGsta$~*+ for me

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So a challenger appears to the scene? The green screen's dramaqueen?
Obviously missing genes did your father wear tight jeans?
Bringing ODB's flow to the table, to get you out of your 'I'm cool'-fable
My pace got you droolin', shit son you disabled?

OOOOOOH HOLD UP HOLD UP

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ALRIGHT SIMMA DOUWN NA! Back to pictures. Start a rap challenge thread if you please.

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That's for true.

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Haha nice man. Someone caption that screen

Some caps of our latest show:
1
2
3 - l'Oreal power!
4 - We have such dramatic powerstances
5 - apres gig, fucking up their pokerfaces

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campin
more campin
after some shitty deathcore party

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Here is some bird porn for Chris..two bluejays in my backyard on a plum tree. The quality is a little compromised due to maximum zoom from my kitchen window.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0126.jpg
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My 'new' 1997 Honda Accord LX..all paid off.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0122.jpg
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0120.jpg

and for Honda fanboys..
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0123.jpg

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Nice pictures. Jays are interesting birds to listen to as well as watch. Very vocal and they love peanuts.

Nice ride, too. Just don't flip it over and slice a telephone pole in half like my neighbor's son did with his Accord a couple weeks ago. He's fine, but still has some bumps and bruises. Totalled the car though.

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From the reflection in the big H it appears that you took that picture by undressing, and then holding the camera in front of your cock. Compare:

Your Pic:
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...th/DSCN0123.jpg

Proof of Your Debauchery:
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/...rooooooooof.jpg

Notice how I drew you without hair. You see? I pay attention! I also gave you a bitchin' 6-pack, because that's how I want to imagine you. For no reason.

CAUGHT YA!

You made him look like a monkey!!!!

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I finally found a picture of Paddy! http://media.photobucket.com/image/...ugly_people.jpg

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OMG! He's a Beanie Baby!!!

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Hey, I'm just glad someone notices me enough that they'll go to the trouble of Googling "ugly Irish" just to take the piss out of me

Hehe. Didn't dress up in a suit or anything for the banquet. Just wore "nice" clothes.

My photos are too large so if you wanna see check em out here:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...mageID=10184504

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...0662&i=10184523

Holy shit, you actually look...normal! And purty, too!

Sorry BB, you missed the boat - I'm with Requiem now.

That's funny cuz I was thinking now we know where BB's hair went!
Aw, I was hoping to see at least a dress shirt, but okay. And you look nothing like I expected. Glad you had fun.

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lol

Need I suggest a Metal Tab's beauty pageant. :P

haha. Yeah, I had to pass the torch to the young'n,

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Shoulda donated me some.

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You already have long hair. The only reason my hair looks good is that my girlfriend makes me take care of it. We use expensive conditioner, leave-in conditioner and anti frizz products.

I want to sex you so hard. Your girlfriend's a doll by the way, congratiulations on that.

On topic:
Pic from my thrashband in our new and cool rehearsalroom look at us shreddin' away
Yeah, some sort of house party
Trying to make myspace-pic at said party with me bitch don't tell her I called her that
Gay

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I know you heard this many times, but I can't help pointing out that you look like a chick. Well it works for you I guess.

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Cripe, that looks like my house 10 years ago only most of the hair was shorter.

BB', was your hair long enough that you could donate it to Locks of Love or anything like that?

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He sent it to Paddy so he could keep knitting cool stuff for us

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lol^

i donated mine once, I'm well on my way to doing it again

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My hair was long, probably 6 inches past my nipples. I didn't donate it though..

I still have my ponytail though if some places accept them.

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Keep it man! You could find so many uses for that... a duster, paintbrush, shaving brush, mop, pin the tail on the donkey, you name it!

You could even use it to tickle Paddy's scrotum if you ever went to Ireland. He'd love it!

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A man can dream...

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7599/bbticklemea.png

^^ Haha

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Your pics on MySpace with the dog look so goddamn gay....Wtf`?!

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Here's a question why are you taking the time to look through his MySpace album when he only intended for us to see two of his photos?

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Of course, I had to see the pup. Those are cute pictures. Memories. I love that backsplash in the kitchen. I'm leaning toward black and white if I ever redo mine since I've got early 1950's decor. Is the grout black or just dark charcoal colored?

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I got 6 free days...Answered?

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It's black lol.

Gomli, what's gay about having a cute dog?

nothing gay about the dog, the sweater on the other hand...

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Req, am I right in assuming that this is your girlfriend??? This is the greatest injustice since slavery! She's beautiful! Look at those eyes! I want to lick them! I want to take her home to meet my mother, and I don't know why!

And just what the fuck were you thinking telling this angelic creature to fuck off to bed so that you could play Quake? And they say I'M the one with mental problems! BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...ahhhhhhh...

Unless of course she's just your sister, in which case: can you put in a good word for me? Just don't tell her about me having a page to myself in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the "most heavily registered sex offender below the age of 30 outside of the priesthood" Just imagine it, Req - you and I, brothers!! The things we could do together when my wife is at work!

P.S. Doggies don't need sweaters! They make their own sweaters! Silly!

Little dogs need sweaters if they have short hair or are chihuahuas, doofus. All Irish people have are those horses you call Wolfhounds and they're hairy as hell. They probably bred a normal sized dog with a Connemara pony and that's what they got.

I don't know why he'd have his sister on there, but it could be. The eyes look a little bit alike. When I read what you said about violating them when you thought it was his girlfriend all I could think of was "you sick freak" and what a compliment you'd take that as you sick freak.

Req'- Thanks for the info!

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i dont think they NEED sweaters. I mean it doesn't seem right for an animal to not be born with all the necessities of life already equipped. It's not like they're capable of knitting one themselves. But i'm no dog expert, i just rely heavily on logic when pondering such things.

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w00t

I don't condone the use of sweaters on dogasaurus rex.

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That`s it

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Nope, due to some genetic engineering both manmade and naturally selected some dogs aren't capable of having the proper coats or even length of nose to be a plain ole dog. Cavalier King Charles pups were bred for awhile to have shorter noses, but they started having all sorts of breathing trouble from that. People started reversing them back to having the longer nose. A chihuahua or short haired breed kept in a hot climate might be okay yet still prone to sunburn, but in a chillier area or air conditioning they'd get cold. Some dogs coats are trimmed and that keeps them from being insulated naturally. I'd hate to see a never been trimmed poodle. That would be disastrous. I don't mean the bobble type or lion cuts, but just a couple inches long. They'd be a matted mess for sure.

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wow yeah that makes sense. I heard of people breeding those 'hot dog' dogs, i dont know the actual name of them, to be longer and longer and eventually they started having back problems. So what you said does make perfect sense

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those miniature-designer dogs are retarded and annoying, end of story

I don't see why these people cant spend money on something else like a lab or german shepard

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Humans take such animals away from their natural habitats. I don't think Chihuahuas belong in cold environments, therefore actions should be taken to facilitate their lack of hair. Plus most people know where those dogs originate from.

I think you're talking about Dachshunds referring to hotdog dogs.

Well, some people live in an apartment and a bigger dog would be harder to keep happy depending on the animal and a small dog might not be well suited for a farm type setting.I know my great aunt was going to give us a miniature collie pup until she found out we had the horses and she was worried it might get hurt. I can understand that even though it probably would have been inside more than out.

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also a good point. I guess i wasn't thinking too much when i made that post.

I agree with Drawn. I hate small dogs. If you want a small dog, then just get a fucking cat.

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Thats not very fair to compare small dogs to cats, cats don't wake anyone up from excessive yapping or shit/piss all over

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Wolfsherz: "You gonna get raped."

Kitten: "Bah Iz dunt wanna be rapeded."

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If you spoil your cats to 2 cans of soft food a day they will wake you up by biting your toes...We feed our cats at about 6am and 9pm and he will wake us up to get his food.

Yeah, well that kind of embraces my point even more. If you're looking for a small pet, why would you get a small dog when you could get a cat instead?

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I say that all the time thanks to that picture.

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Haha

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/...a-get-raped.jpg
http://moronland.net/media/pictures/duntoldrape.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ivpn7lWFN...nnaGetLoved.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2404...f8a95a2.jpg?v=0
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That last one is probably the most disturbing.

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its all about training, cats arnt born know what a litter box is. that said my dogs never walked across the piano in the middle of the night

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Oh, they both lower your blood pressure, but make you want to kill 'em some times. Bob's cat didn't like him working 12 hour shifts when he first got a job back here and she'd pee in the very middle of his bed. I tried keeping her in the bathroom, in his room, and the run of those house. As soon as she got the opportunity she'd do it. I found out that cats mark her territory where her Bob was most. Right in the ass dip on his bad. After about a week of that she finally quit.
She walks around the house yowling in the middle of the night and scratches on my bedroom door, but she knows the rattle of the squirt bottle means get away from me. She still has her claws, but as soon as I get the money they're going. Don't lecture me that it's cruel because it's not cruel it's expensive to replace stuff that really is pointless getting replaced. Bob finally realized that.

The miniature poodle was more a dancer than a yapper although she had her moments and the beagle/terrier mutt we had hardly barked at all and he was not much bigger than the poodle.
My neighbor has a rescued Jack Russell terrier. Don't get me started on that yapping little thing. Nose to the air, around in circles, and constant.

If you want a friend get a dog if you want to be a slave then get a cat. They own you. You never own them.

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Sounds like that cat just needs to be neutered. Then they stop the territorial pissing and midnight yowling.

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Or just skip the middle man and cut off your balls. Seriously. What's the point?

Real dogs > Cats
Cats > Turtles
Turtles > Gerbils
Gerbils > Parakeets
Parakeets > Slugs
Slugs > Tapeworms
Tapeworms > Mini dogs or Lap dogs

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Hard to argue with that

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No, they don't. She was neutered before she ever got here. She just yowls because she wants company. The territorial marking is an anxiety thing. She missed her Bob and her routine was disrupted. Neither had anything to do with mating.

Chris, you forgot one of the best pets. Cockatiels. I've had 3 and if I didn't have a cat I'd have another one. They aren't messy, but they're clowns and lovable and the males will talk. The females have their own personalities even though for some reason they won't talk. They just have different whistles and noises. All my birds were great around kids, too.

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Don't you mean spayed?

My cat does the same thing. As soon as I go to bed she'll start walking all over the house yowling because she's bored.

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Well, she can't reproduce whatever ya wanna call it! We all sleep with our bedroom doors shut so she's stuck with just the dog. Bob said she'd sniff his face while he was trying to sleep or get on his chest and start kneading. I don't like being startled from sleep so I nipped that in the bud immediately.

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Some of my pretties. Peonies.http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...eflowers001.jpgAnd my rhodie from the front of the house and close up. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...eflowers002.jpg http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...eflowers003.jpg

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I'm still partly dead today, but managed to run downstairs and grab the cameras and get back upstairs before it wandered too far. A rare site for me and time to keep a camera upstairs, too. I hope the ones with that 35mm come out better. And no, I'm not going to shoot it. Only with a camera.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...photos/DEER.jpg

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I saw a deer strolling along by a hillside near the freeway two days ago. I couldn't tell if that meant it had crossed it or not

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My boss hit a deer going 35 mph and it totalled her car. Her wife had to come out and shoot the deer because the impact of the crash didn't kill it.

Her wife?

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She's gay, obviously. Think they used to live in Cali or something.

Depending on the situation here if it's roadkill or close like that you can get a tag for it and claim it. The sheriff's dept. used to have a list you could sign up for for roadkill and they'd call you, but sometimes the deer aren't hit right and the meat can be contaminated so that's iffy. I don't know if they still do that or not.

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That explains it. I knew gay marriage was illegal in Texas.

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I have a Great Dane and a Chihuahua.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos...738789_7652.jpg

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You mean you HAD a Chihuahua
The Dane looks cute

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Is the Chihuahua the alpha dog? What a pair! lol It wouldn't surprise me. When I had my big dog and my cockatiel the bird was the alpha dog, I think when Ginger was a pup that beak on the nose and all that squawking set it straight.

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After a looooong time I decided to bring you some of my pictures I took in Finland (Finntroll and Kivimetsän Druidi ya know...?). We were there for an exchange trip. I must say that my guest family was so damn nice I creamed myself all the time...but after a while I stoppped changing me pants
Between, the trip was this year February. And I must say I`m definately not happy about shooting wild animals. But it`s a tradition there and you can`t do anything.
So yeah please take time and have a look at it. Was a pretty good time up in the grym north! :

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That pic was taken in their living room :
http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/1149/bild014o.jpg

Susi the bear [shot by the dad] :
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/491/bild015.jpg

Also living-room:
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/2846/bild016s.jpg

A coyote shot in !southafrica!:
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/6156/bild017z.jpg

Main entrance:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/9501/bild019h.jpg
http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/4544/bild020c.jpg
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It was really fun to ride that both guys
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5554/bild024.jpg
http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/8786/bild025r.jpg

Niice landscape!
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Immortal recorded 2 albums here(2nd is an autograph by !DEMONAZ!):
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http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7645/bild031c.jpg
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Who can read my name :P
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/5482/bild036h.jpg

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/580/bild037.jpg

Look at this cross!:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9977/bild039.jpg

This rock looks a bit like Godzilla It is fuckin scary when you walk in the dark all alone in a snowy forest I can only tell!
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/4145/bild041w.jpg

My guest-family...I miss them like hell Hails to them
http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1634/bild064.jpg

And finally three pics of ME!!
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6462/p2170137.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6354/p2180143.jpg
http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2719/bild051b.jpg [Yep that`s RATM]

Have fun!

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Cool pictures! They look like a nice normal family. They let you in? haha Nice place, too. I'm lusting after that desk! That's beautiful. They must have some money to have all those mounted animals. It was nice of them to let you stay with them. Are you going back sometime? I'd have loved to hopped on a horse and wandered down some of those roads. It's pretty there.

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I will probably visit them one time again in my life...actually it`s one of my bigger dreams to see Suomi in summertime.
Glad you enjoyed the photos

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nice, I love seeing pictures of places like Finland, Iceland, etc... any place far away from the US

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Here's a few shots of my housing estate and the surrounding landscape. 10 years ago the estate resembled 1940s Dresden, owing to the saturation of the place with 5 or 6 separate drug families vying for control of the entire area. They were ousted (thanks violent paramilitaries!) and the place gradually got a facelift. The wide open green fields you see were mostly peppered with council houses, 90% of which were burnt out and left rotting for decades. Great fun to play in, but they looked like they had slid out of a leper's punctured colon. One of the things that reminds me of my childhood is the smell of burning homes and the sensation of being burnt with melted plastic as I crawled through a freshly torched attic. I'm an explorer at heart, plus I liked having a shit in other people's houses without their knowledge, and a burnt out dwelling is pretty much fair game - a victimless crime! Except for the actual burning, of course.

The shots were taken on a mobile phone, so they're not great, and some look a little on the dark side (believe it or not, the sun was shining like a muthafucka that day!).

01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07 | 08 | 09 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28

It wasn't until I started compiling these pics that I realised just how "Irishy" this fucking place looks hahaha.

Notes:

04: This is one of the fields I mention which used to be packed with houses. One of the drug lords owned this place and like a cancer he and his cunting family gradually drove everyone out of the street with violence and intimidation and burnt the houses after they left so no one else could move in.

07: The white building here is the community centre; every council estate has one, and 99% of them are seldom used.

08: This is "The Fairy Hill". I'm not sure if it was named that before or after the drugs started flowing. It's actually the remnants of a mott-and-bailey castle, many of which can be found around the town and indeed the entire island.

11: This is the overgrown top of the fairy hill, in which I inadvertently crawled inside a wasp's nest when I was a kid during a game of "guns" with a few other lads, and got stung fuck-knows how many times haha.

14: This is the road I stomped every morning and afternoon on my way to/from school. Fucking depressing sight.

15: Some cows in the fields adjacent to the aforementioned road. It's not unusual for these fuckers to escape and run through the streets haha.

18: This gate always seems to be open, which probably explains why I'm smellin' cow shit in my street every other month. Incidentally, a group of Satan worshippers would use this field and others to have their little get togethers during the 80s. Assholes.

19 And here it is, this is where it all went wrong. This pic shows what remains of my old school (it was demolished several years back, thus killing off any chance I had of pullin' a Columbine). Every brick is now burning in brick-hell.

24: This is a shot of the bottom-end of the predominately Protestant estate right next to mine (a predominately Catholic estate). Oh, the fun we've had over the years! It was when I was over there meeting a friend that I received my first bona fide beating about 15 years ago *wipes away nostalgic tear*

28: This is the path I'd sometimes take in order to get to the back road [see 14] on my way to school. Manys the time I just sat under a tree in there for 6 hours in the pissing rain rather than going to class, such was the level of my distaste with Thursday morning mathematics.

I'M HOPES YOU'S LIKED MY PICATURES.

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I'm increasingly disturbed by the fact that the sickest cunts on this forum actually look quite normal!

Really? I still don't know what you look like... besides your MS paintings which don't count.

my friend Whitney and I at a party taken sometime around Christmas

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LOLz. Cool pictures man, looks like a fun, cold, place!

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Show yer face Gomii

I can't help but think paddy looks like the guy from taxi driver or whatever it is in his avatar.

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Haha yeah that's what I always picture because I'm so used to seeing the avatar.

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Here are some photos of where I was born (and still live)

Fort George area

Swampy area in the woods

Mountains (And plenty of trees)

Nechako River:
This is about a 15 minute walk from where I live, and where my friends and I used to do our underage drinking on summer nights

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02
03

Rainbow park:

01 (I used to pee off that bridge when I was a kid!)
02
03

My neighbor
My other neighbor

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The second Nechako pic is amazing, my clear fav

Do you get much bear activity in your area? That is, outside of the zoos/national parks haha.

Paddy & Blitz... did you go on a fucking journey to reach these locations??? Because SoCal is fucking SHIT compared to those photos you posted

But anyways, aside from that topic, I think the new "1,2,3" photo labeling is actually a good idea... let's keep it up!

I'll post photos from my road trip soon... teehee...

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Yeah I used to spend alot of time at the Nechako river when I was younger. My friends & I had so many drunken bonfires there. But nowadays I usually just walk around there to relax On a quiet day you can't hear anything but the river flowing and the birds chirping.

Haha, yes. A few times a year we'll get grizzly bears or black bears going through garbage cans looking for food. Sometimes even moose, but that's quite rare.

Haha nope, I just happened to be born here. Luckily I live in one of the nicer residential areas of the city. The industrial end of the city is a polluted wasteland, and downtown is a fucking crime jungle.

Winters here can drop as low as 40 or 50 below, spring/fall are constant rain, but the summers are usually extremely sunny and quite warm.

Your pics were awesome Paddy, I always enjoy seeing photos taken anywhere in the United Kingdom.

Now get your ass over to Blarney Castle and take some cool photos for me... NOW!!

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Haha my pics were all taken during a 10 minute walk around my neighbourhood. Do you live in the city or some sort of built-up area? The place I live is like the transitional section between a proper town and rural farmland, so there's plenty of scenery (and backward imbeciles).

I find it easier on the eye, and it takes up less space

Where'd ya go? Looking forward to the pics!

Are there many bear attacks that you know of? Or do they more or less just keep themselves to themselves?

There are quite a few pics floating around the net of the main part of my town (i.e. where the shops and such are located). I'll have a browse and see if there's anything worth sharing.

Hey now I`m a bit sad actually You hurt me



Gomii? I`ll remeber that

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