I can barely endure my huge man-poohs, never mind passing a fat headed mini-me.

Christ, imagine shagging her... would be like throwing a pencil down a mineshaft.

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These are from Saturday..

Drunk dialing a cab at some obscure hour in the early morning.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...15_2101560_.jpg

This one is especially for Paddy..

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...465_6529828.jpg

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You look like Johnny Depp! Man, I'd fuck your brains out if I wasn't such a raging homophobe.

Haha are you sucking up midgets with a vacuum cleaner?

Johnny Depp? I don't see the slightest resemblance

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You really don't see it?? Compare:

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8039/proofe.jpg

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2049/furtherproof.jpg

Haha

But nope, still not seeing it.

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Well I'd still fuck him rotten.

haha. Johnny Depp?? That's a first.

And yes, I was sucking up a dwarf with a vacuum cleaner. Typical Saturday night.

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the only resembalance I see is the facial expression, but yeah I see it

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Bunny, do you have any pics of your boyfriend? I'm thinking that the reason you haven't posted any so far is because you don't want to reveal the truth. The truth being that there's only one man on the planet who could possibly handle you. BEHOLD!

http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/74...ysboyfriend.png

rofl!!! chuck norris is not my boyfriend!!

i did copy & paste your message & sent it to my boyfriend lol

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but if it was the guy in the attachment!! oh my!!!

*girlie swoon*

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Kerry King?? That guy wouldn't last five minutes with you! He'd find Jesus and start praying in no time

yes kerry king!!!

*girlie swoon*

& rofl!! na he wouldn't!!!

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Christ Paddy, someone took a photo of you the morning after St. Patrick's day.

Learn to hold your liquor you ugly bastard

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Haha that's not me, that's that guy I beat to death and then fucked mercilessly in a field! He said he was into that sort of thing, or at least that's what I thought he was saying as I stoved his skull in with my heel. It was hard to tell what with the wailing of his family n'all. Fuck me, that's one St. Pat's Day barbecue they won't be forgetting in a hurry! You should have seen the size of the burgers!

Speaking of burger meat, the guy in the pic had to be identified by both his dental records and an impromptu séance, even though his family watched his metamorphosis from "son, brother, friend" into "shirt-laden barbecue ingredients". The mind boggles! Well, his sure did after three or four thumps with a steel toe-cap boot.

I don't know where I'm going with this, so I'm just gonna bail out here. See you later chief!

paddy lol you stopped mid-flow!!!

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My various doctors say I'm getting better

PUSSIES!

Ahh fuck...that'll set me back 2 weeks

bunny, that's called menopause.

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i didn't get to post a pic yet of my tattoo all healed after being soaked in iodine and put in a hard cast 3 days after it was done. Actually it seemed to heal real well. I thought it was going to be all faded and shit but it turned out real well..

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/...d/tathealed.jpg

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looking good mate!

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wow that's a really sick tattoo. I'm usually against tattoos, but I'd get that print rocks.

thanks guys. $250 and it took about 4.5 hours.

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It looks pretty good Truth! My tattoo guy drew this up for me..I'm getting it on my leg, back calf and wrapping around I think. There will be more detail to the smaller vines/cones in the near future.

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...89_1547392_.jpg

Hop vine.

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I like tattoos that wrap around and/or fit to the shape of the body, rather than a picture just slapped on somewhere.

and a hop vine is the perfect tatt for you, BB!

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Hahaha *ba dam, tish*

Bitchin'! When you say "hard cast" do you mean your whole leg was in a cast like you'd get if you broke a bone?

Why, thank you bunny! I knew you couldn't hold back your feelings much longer

Hahaha cut to the chase and get the tat you really want:

http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/...051733-pix1.jpg

The vine will look splendid though, will it be the same colour?

Haha

Haha, that's ridiculous. I mean I love Guinness, but fuck... why would anybody pay to advertise under their skin?

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Probably for the same reasons people pay to advertise on their clothes!

Haha, good point! But a tattoo is for life... at least you aren't stuck wearing the same shirt or hat for life.


Unless you're financially challenged...

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Actually tattoo's are not for life if you're not financially challenged

I know a girl that just had her slutstamp removed, it was pretty pricey!!

I actually meant that people who are stuck wearing the same shirt or hat for life are financially challenged

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Pics from the latest Manky Nuts show:

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/ind...albumId=1098472

fuck yeah, we dressed up like Pantera indeed. The show was wild, hardcore kids kicking the shit out eachother

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"Invalid Album ID for this user "

Did you ever find out if the rest of that gig was recorded? The one that gave me a mild erection a few weeks ago?

changed the link. Should be working fine now.

Oh and the rest of that previous gig wasn't recorded, unfortunately. We did however tape the dressed-up show, hand held from the pit, so that should provide some cool shots

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HAHAHA!

I'm looking forward to hearing/seeing the gig!! You're a fine bunch o' musicians, if a little strangely dressed

Hahahahahaha!

In the words of HeavyDevin Townsend:

"Nice Sombrero man, full fuckin metal baby!"


You should come to Germany indeed

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yeah except it was my arm, from my hand to the very top of my arm, almost at the shoulder, with my elbow stuck at 90 degrees. Had that for 6 weeks.

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I can break a bone out there, and I'm talking any part of a bone. Choke on that, bitches.

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yeah, I'm actually still looking for a devin-style oversized cowboy hat!

And I subscribed to that link you sent a while back with Stigma, but no reply yet Could you post that link again so that I can sign up with The Manky Nuts too?

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Ahh t'was the arm, it looked like a leg haha, you must work out!

6 weeks in a cast with your arm stuck at 90 degrees? That's commitment, my friend. Commitment with a capital COMMITMEN!

I have 2 questions:

1. Is it rare for a cast to be required after getting a tattoo? (Or did I completely miss a page of discussion in which you talked about breaking your arm?? haha)
2. What was it about the process that left you in need of a cast?

paddy you missed the plot lol

injuries thread:

http://metaltabs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43700

explains everything

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Hahaha thank fuck for that.

I just found some pics this other dude took, high quality, for sure!

http://members.chello.nl/f.vugts/ke...s/IMG_5556.html

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Fuck dude. Those are professional photos... nice.

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Really HQ!
Great pics

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MTM forced me to look through my pictures and I ran across this one from the early 80's. This was our arsenal and stereo system. The cabinet was custom built by my husband's dad. It had plexiglas in the door that's stood up to numerous moves and kids beating toy cars on it over it's 30 year lifespan.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...09-04-19007.jpg

And one of the songstress back in the 70's. I made the shirt. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...ingatBrents.jpg

And here's a lingerie picture of me back in the 70's.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...09-04-19005.jpg

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A rare peek inside David Koresh's Waco compound

That pic is kinda like a metaphor for everything that's gone wrong with your mind, no? From pretty, carefree hippy-esque cowboy grunger to "you'll never take me alive, pigs! Shit, someone stole my monkey particle accelerator! Release the ferrets!"

Or some such nonsensicalisations

Not to mention my 5 o'clock shadow.
The riot gun I never shot. I saw the bruises on shoulders that didn't have it tight against. And I saw a guy sitting on the ground to shoot almost hit the ground behind him from the kick. The little .22 on the right was a blast to pop cans with though. Although I did miscount the clip and almost shot myself in the foot.

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I have a .22 myself, I raised hell going around when I was a kid popping off rounds at everything that moved It's a fun little user friendly gun.


GD should really get a good laugh out of this

Bleeeaaarrghhh the car I bought and am currently doing a complete resto on:

You can see several holes in the floor and butchered floor pans / seat mount brackets:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0183.jpg

Stripped floor:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0184.jpg

Holes in firewall pass side:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0185.jpg

More holes in floor:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0186.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0187.jpg

Nice bondo job... asshole

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0191.jpg

Headlight housing and park light panel removed:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0190.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0189.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0188.jpg

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When you have holes like that in the firewall you can't replace that with bondo since it's a safety measure, can you? If the upper parts are that bad how is the undercarriage? Are you replacing the bad spots with steel or bondo?
More power to you if you can restore it. I had a vehicle I'd have loved to do that with. My neighbor has a bright blue Ghia he and his brother did. And a friend of my husband has to sell his self-restored early 1970's Barracuda. It's purple and he's gotten hundreds of trophies for it. He did a dumb thing and is looking at prison for awhile.

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These are from today

Stuff I ripped out today:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0208.jpg

Nice paint job(s) ehh?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0213.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0211.jpg

Nice glob of bondo hanging out... LOOL
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0212.jpg

Yes... thats a pait of vise-grips holding up the tired hatch
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...0Z/IMG_0207.jpg

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I'm taking everything off the car and replacing as much metal as I can, but there will be a decent amount of bondo in the car to hide the welds when I weld patches in. I suppose messing with the firewall would be a safety hazard, but the metal on this thing is as thick as a soup can and there's no bumpers to speak of The undercarriage is scary bad But it is always fixable. Yeah a 'Cuda in original form is definitely worth more than my Datsun, sorry to hear he had to be a putz so now he can't enjoy it

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I know how to fix the lift gate! Aren't ya proud of me? I watched a mechanic do it.
That's going to be a sharp little ride when it's done. 280z's were the thing back in the day.
There's nothing wrong with the A frame or anything like that? I hope not.

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Hey if you need a motor for that thing i got one...its been sitting in the shop since around 1995, it worked when we took it out...The motor is the biggest one they would put in the things...

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hah nice pics mtm cant wait to see how it ends up. sometimes you really hate people though huh, your working on a car and come across something retarded and your like WHAT THE FUCK?! hah owell thats pretty much par for the course

theres a wicked nice blue 280z about 1/2 mile from here

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I found out it was the guy's wife that had the restored 'Cuda. The guy's show car is a purple Road Runner which I should have remembered since he's got Wile E. Coyote painted inside the hood. My husband knows a car collector and he's going to see if the guy's interested in it. My husband said if we had the money he'd buy it so he could sell it back to him. If we had the money I'd say go for it. No can do though.

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Pics from today:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...ad/IMG_0327.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...ad/IMG_0328.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...ad/IMG_0329.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...ad/IMG_0334.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y3...ad/IMG_0339.jpg

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Can't wait to see that thing when it's all finished. I'll probably tell my friend to check out your pics..he loves those Zs.

"When I'm holdin' your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive"

from "I'm in Love With My Car" by Queen. Great song if you've not heard it.

This is a really fun project to watch in progress, but I like the smell of gasoline and grease.

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looking good man

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Do you have any daughters?

Just pulled two 80 hour weeks at work (7 to 7 EVERY day with a little variation), with another one following this week. I should have plenty enough money to finish the whole damn car. LOL.

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Holy fuck. You getting paid extra for OT?

He has to. It's da law.

I have 2 step daughters, but they could kick your ass. Bob looks pretty hot in a wig though.

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http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...67_2550761_.jpg


Dead baby seal washed up on the beach..

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...67_2550757_.jpg

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...67_2550760_.jpg

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l...67_2550759_.jpg

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i clubbed that fucker!

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Dinner?

Nah that's sad though

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Canadians back on tour?

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Man fuck those guys.
Bastards

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Yeah I hate to say it, but seeing that made me ashamed to be Canadian.

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It's not only Canadians doing it. During the late 1800s there was a huge dispute over fishing the seas and those seal pelts. I think the UK and USA also have permission to club x amount of baby seals. They don't just club all of 'em. From what I've heard the clubing helps keep seals from over populating too.

I know it's not just Canada doing it... but the fact that we participate in it pisses me off. I always thought we were a humane and civilized country... at least that's what I was told growing up by patriotic citizens and schools. I think we are for the most part, but that shit is just barbaric.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b24rGJpjMoY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft1w...re=channel_page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmL-...feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qrt...re=channel_page

Danny Williams FTW.

Do some research.

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i am 10000000000000% for "the hunt"

my dads family & friends do it.

fishing villages that ran off the cod industries suffer a great deal from the ban on cod fish. reasons for this ban is A) over fishing MAINLY by european fisheries, and some can debate native fishing rights. b) seals. I have been to the town/villages and have seen some sad shit. kids use to drop out and start fishing at the age or 15/16, just like the oil sands in alberta. and because they never finnished school, they can't work because theres nothing left in these towns. so people either leach off the gov't or get in the scallop fishing, durring the summer (witch is a low end industry compaired to cod). and in the winter seal hunt. REAL seal hunters go for adults, and by LAW you are not allowed to hunt baby seals. but, people will hunt baby seals for a fur company and get a better pay out.

these people use almost all of the seal, they eat the meat. make coats for their family because they dont have the $ for winter coats, their oils for products ect... UNLIKE the beef/pork/chicken industries, this is ran and regulated ALOT better. at least with beef can make a coat. but look up a slaughter house killings, that will make you ill.

so long story short:
population control seals = more cod and one day the hunt death numbers will lower.

or let the seals be and cod will be gone, and soon after seals. THEY WILL STARVE.

plus seals are a very nasty animal. they are territorial as FUCK.

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oh yeah, and for the record. people SHOOT seals. and when they go to get them, and they are still alive they give them a little wack to kill them.

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I don't agree with clubbing seals, but my neighbor's daughter had a coat made from baby seal and it was the softest thing I've ever felt. Once she got older she couldn't wear it anymore because of it's probable history. One reason they club animals instead of shooting them is so there's no holes in the pelts. My husband's dad used to raise mink for coats and my husband and his brother's used to run trot lines for muskrats and such. I don't know how the mink was killed, but I've heard talk about hitting the animals on the head to get more from the pelts.
One unfortuneate, but slightly amusing thing happened when their step brother from the city went with them. He was ignorant about the lines and hit a little owl that had gotten trapped. Hubby and brothers would have kept it as a pet for awhile, but he smacked it and all they saw were feathers floating down the river. Not funny, but it is.

Whoever was talking about the brutality animals suffered around 1900, there were few laws that protected animals or children. Between Canada and the US they helped create protection for both. Animal rights came first and then children's. It was really hard for me to comprehend either country being like that.

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I don't see how clubbing is any more brutal or cruel than most other methods of killing animals. The animals in slaughterhouses have a much harder time, I reckon; besides the fact that they're kept in captivity for extended periods of time, if not their entire lives - usually being treated with the bare minimum of required consideration - being zapped and having their bodies dismantled while they're still more or less alive can't be a fun way to die (most tools of the trade are only as effective in their jobs as the person using them). Granted, if the person doing the clubbing is weak or doesn't connect correctly it'll take a few more whacks, which isn't good. But shooting them could pose the same problem, and this is something we just have to accept if we want meat and clothes and whatever other products are on offer. Killing an animal requires violence, and it's never going to be pretty or clinical.

All of that aside, the guys who club the seals and begin skinning them when they're still alive/squirming are just cunts, plain and simple. There's no reason for that shit.

Seal cubs are adorable, and watching any animal receive blunt force trauma to the face is gonna be upsetting, but if I had to choose between a whack on the back of the head or a bullet in the back or the guts (I doubt these guys are marksmen who can get off a head-shot every time) I'd prefer a swift whack.

What if the animal refuses to die? I caught a blue gill once which is a small pan fish for those that don't know. It's a tasty fish and the really small ones I release. One I'd caught would not die. Usually when you cut something's head off unless it's a turkey or chicken they'll expire. This darn thing kept breathing after I'd severed it in two. I felt sorry for the darn thing. I had both sides filleted and I had no choice but to let it just set until it died. I'll never forget that fish.
And I always buried whatever carasses were left in my garden because it's great fertilizer.

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There's a video online showing a pig being beheaded with a chainsaw by a handful of farmers. The beheading takes literally 1 second, if even, but the pig's body kicks and wriggles around violently for about 5 minutes. It looks as if it's trying to run. It's pretty bizarre. I've seen men having their heads sawn off with short knives, and they still move their arms and legs and look as if their throats are still gasping for air (and in one case, the headless body continued the vomiting which started when the guy was still alive!). The reactions of the body itself, even if it lives on for a while, isn't really a big deal because it's the brain that processes and experiences the pain/suffering, and if the brain is out of the equation via beheading or the like the limbs and torso don't "feel" anything. It's just a mess of electrical impulses and shock and involuntary spasms, which is why it's best to behead a chicken after you've jammed it onto the end of your seal-clubber.

Yeah, I've heard many tales of the old farmers around here beheading their fowl and it's run around the kitchen. AHHA! Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. I GET IT NOW!!! It only took 50 years.

And now for something completely different..... Pictures taken in my yard. A tree out back with a ton of suckers that the trunk has grown around. Man, I bet that wood will be pretty someday after I'm dead.
One of my shade garden. It looks like there should be hobbits or something there. I just love the moss growing there. My perennials that are there are pretty much hidden. And an apple blossom on a Rome apple tree. The last is a well pipe by the side of the house that numerous things have been dropped down just because it sounds so cool. If you holler in it it echos. I figured out by dropping a sinker on a line down it that it's about 15 feet deep. There's sumac, clematis, perennial geraniums, chives, and cranesbill growing in there plus some yard stuff.
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...009-5-07006.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...009-5-07030.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...009-5-07037.jpg
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...009-5-07044.jpg

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That's an awesome garden... I wish I had one of those to escape to and read books.

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Thank you. I'm pretty happy with it. I've got stuff growing all over the place.

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Such a big garden? Woow not bad.
What is growing there? Cannabis?

I`m so happy that my fig-tree already got some fruits growing

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....Mhehehehehehe

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No, but several years ago one of the kids friends must have tossed their seeds off the front porch because while I was weeding I found myself weeding. Nice bushy plants about a foot tall.
No, I don't grow cannabis. I'm no longer a cannabinoid.

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Shit man steeling my joke.


This asks for a RAP BATTLE
Jus like dat

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Gee, thanks guys.



why, oh, why, oh why..........

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Back off, son, I'll make you hurt
I'll rub one off until I spurt
All over your mum's tits and face
I'll make her da true white race!

Don't diss my rhymes and my sweet skills
My underwear has lots of frills
I'll bust a nut and punch a midget
These fucking crabs are making me fidget.

You wank to gay porn every night
While I dip your girlfriend's face in shite
Then I go and fly my kite
Listen, this is how to do it right:

Paddy's great and not fat all,
He has more manly meat in just one ball
Than you have in your entire body
The workmanship on this desk is rather shoddy.

Oozing, bubbling lumps of cum
Tumbling down upon your mum
From my vantage point on the roof of her house
I have a Logitech optical mouse.

Sorry for stealing your joke, chief

Wow, did I detect an ADHD moment there about the shoddy desk. *snickers*

"Ooo, a lighthouse."
Go do that on the lyric forum before it disappears.

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I think that'd probably be for the best.

I can't even make cannabis grow if I plant it with all my love and then talk to it afterwards

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Well, just throw 'em and forget 'em. That seemed to work for them.

I hate kids.

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FUck yeah!
http://i42.tinypic.com/2s9aiqr.jpg

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haha nice

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Was it a good concert?

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Ya it my my bands last . We have decided to get back together soon and start all new songs. I started sweating balls first thing i stepped on stage.

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Haha that guitar still has the price tag on it

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How long did it take you to write that?

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OKAY IT'S OOOOOON

Nigga you keep tryin', therefo' I keep sighin'
Shaking mah head over the silly rhymes you applyin'
You from South Central? We all know you is lyin'
Now listen up cracka, when I'm done you'll be cryin:
Get yo act togetha, and flee
Runnin' home to ya safe bourgeouisie (OOH)
Yo only experience with da hood is watchin' Yo! MTV raps!
That's why yo busted attacks don't have the least im-pact
Check this shit mang, I'm all ova this place
While you're back there tryin' to hide yo face
But I'ma keep on spittin' with ma murderous pace
While ma deckmasta skills give you mo' bass, to embrace
BOOM

Now let's set this shit straight, so listen to da masta
You Reverend Ron? Shit son, you barely a pastor
I got this situation concluded: you a hundred procent deluded
Now leave me in peace while I hit ma bitches - yours included

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