I had a mogwai, but I won't say into how that turned out...
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2009-01-25, 07:28
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I know it's unrelated... but I like the band Mogwai...
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
2009-01-25, 07:39
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As do I.
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2009-01-25, 19:55
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I didn't think this turned out too bad since it was taken with my phone while we were driving. It's the most talked about possibly haunted area in town. We had a railroad collapse here back in the 1800's and the mausoleum is where the designer is buried. There's videos on youtube about it and lots of other stuff on the net. If the fence wasn't there it would make a descent album cover. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...tos/Collins.jpg
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
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I didn't think this turned out too bad since it was taken with my phone while we were driving. It's the most talked about possibly haunted area in town. We had a railroad collapse here back in the 1800's and the mausoleum is where the designer is buried. There's videos on youtube about it and lots of other stuff on the net. If the fence wasn't there it would make a descent album cover. http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/...tos/Collins.jpg
When you say RR collapse, do you mean like a trestle collapsing, an embankment caving in, or more like a financial collapse?
you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2009-01-30, 21:53
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nice death sweater i think im wearing an emperor shirt in my passport pic
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2009-01-30, 22:33
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haha thanks. I was going to take it off for the picture, but didn't want my hair all over my shoulders.
I also hate how that sweatshirt and several others of mine rip at the neck!
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2009-01-31, 11:07
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I was wearing a SFU-Hoodie
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Tetianblood? ... Well, 'Necrosemen' to you too. Twat.
2009-01-31, 15:30
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I still have short hair on my passport pic.
haha. My last one I had it shaved completely bald..not very good as an id when you grow your hair long as I'm sure you can now relate.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2009-01-31, 16:58
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nice death sweater i think im wearing an emperor shirt in my passport pic
heh. I wore a Behemoth shirt for mine and had long hair down to my man tits. Pretty much the same deal with my drivers license
nice shirt man, looks like a pretty old one. btw your bass player looks like he walked out of a pearl jam video
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no one can tell you to turn down your amp unless they're of higher skill or in your band Why not make shit up as we go-fox
Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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"you suck the cat-avatar-guy doesnt"-The Doc Now My Legacy Shall Live Forever!!
he actually does not look like that, haha. He just likes to dress up like Rex for a gig . check out his other band: www.myspace.com/noturningbackhardcore
oh and that shirt is pretty old yeah, it's a german fake i got from ebay
When you say RR collapse, do you mean like a trestle collapsing, an embankment caving in, or more like a financial collapse?
Sorry it took so long to get back. It was a trestle collapse due to bad design. Collins wanted it changed, but the rest of the builders wouldn't do it. I believe it happened around 29 Dec 1876 or close to that. A man named P.D.Bliss was one of the passengers and he tried to shelter his wife to save her, but they both died. He was one of the most famous hymn writers. My old choir director had a warped albeit cool sense of humor. If it came up in conversation he'd recite-
Twas right after Christmas
And all through the gulf (Gulf is how everyone here refers to the Ashtabula River)
Not a creature was stirring
They were crushed into pulf
The coroner was handling his litter with care
With a leg over here and an arm over there.
On another note, I was taking a picture of Bob's goofy cat on the banister here and she jumped down a level. I could never have caught this shot if I tried. Pretty talented, eh? http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/.../0206091201.jpg
BassB'-You're getting a passport? Does that mean I should roll out the red carpet and warn Bob?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
He did very well at looking like Rex, but I think a little more scruff on his face would have helped. He does totally look early 90's MTV though, which isn't really a bad thing.
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
haha..took me a few seconds to get that..i had to click the link.
lol same here.
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
2009-03-02, 05:21
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thanks, bro. They're 15.8 cold and 16.2 flexed
Not bad at all. Keep it up.
I'm expecting a tub of Controlled Labs Green Magnitude creatine this week in the mail..I've been lifting for 6 years and I am only now starting creatine.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2009-03-02, 05:28
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Got a new bouncing job, 100 bucks a night 1-2 times a month...I too must start working out hard again. Do some Patrick Swayze on those niggas! That creatine shit makes me sick to my stomach, I don't see how the fuck you drink it B.
Pic to keep the thread up! http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/...az/80517635.jpg
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You think getting a terminal illness will benefit your job?
I'm sorry, I know it was a terrible thing to say, but I couldn't resist
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
2009-03-02, 13:14
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You think getting a terminal illness will benefit your job?
I'm sorry, I know it was a terrible thing to say, but I couldn't resist
haha, Yeah I was about to post a more recent picture of him.
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
A lot of smoking and drinking that night. Damn I was sooooo stoned.
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2009-03-04, 10:45
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The last picture is fuckin cool!
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"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able, and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus
“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
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2009-03-12, 02:22
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Please excuse me for I currently have a terminal erection, and the only cure is midget-cunny.
2009-03-12, 02:29
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“I'm as firm as red clay and as constant as... drinkin'. I'm constantly drinkin'.” - Early Cuyler
2009-03-12, 06:23
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I really like the beach. That looks like it was fun (I mixed some red bull and liquor tonight, as well)
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
R.I.P Paddy. My dear and loving father will never be forgotten.
2009-03-17, 21:20
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I've been called a buzzard before so I thought I'd share some family reunion pictures when the cousins were flying back to Hinckley near Cleveland, Ohio. (The Home of the Buzzard!!! WMMS ROCKS!!!!) There's festivals every year in Hinckley, Ohio because they always come back March 15.
Eat yer hearts out. I was walking around, beside, and under them in my mom's back yard this morning.
My eldest son's bipolar website: www.bipolarmanifesto.com
-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
I've been called a buzzard before so I thought I'd share some family reunion pictures when the cousins were flying back to Hinckley near Cleveland, Ohio. (The Home of the Buzzard!!! WMMS ROCKS!!!!) There's festivals every year in Hinckley, Ohio because they always come back March 15.
Eat yer hearts out. I was walking around, beside, and under them in my mom's back yard this morning.
Aren't buzzards fairly common above the heads of anyone over 30? OH I WENT THERE!
Great pics, I see some album booklet material there
2009-03-17, 21:42
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Gimme credit, a free cd, and a portion of the profits. D0od. I thought that first one would be a good album cover. Bob gets first dibs though.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2009-03-17, 21:51
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Gimme credit, a free cd, and a portion of the profits. D0od. I thought that first one would be a good album cover. Bob gets first dibs though.
Ohio..that place sucks.
Guys are named what now 3rd worst place to live in America?
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2009-03-17, 22:21
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Oh, didn't your mama tell ya if you can't be nice then just shut up? Buckeyes have balls that's why we stay here. It's beautiful and we're sturdy stock just like our fish. I'm teasing, but economy sucks everywhere. The scenery, history, and the fact that it's home make me want to stay here til I die.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2009-03-17, 22:24
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I have cousins who live outside of Taledo...they say its not too bad, just kidding around. But that state is in the top 3...too damn cold for me how you guys put up with it I'll never know.
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You guys are amateurs, I live in what was once known as the drugs capital of Northern Ireland. And that prestigious title was awarded just to counsel estate I live in, not the town or even the county. That's how it's done, muthafuckas!
2009-03-17, 22:43
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You haven't been on Station Avenue!! lol They have one store there and it's called "We Be Crack Ho's-N-Shee-it." And how many grocery stores sell guns and ammo, too? We have one of those, too.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
2009-03-17, 23:21
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I have cousins who live outside of Taledo...they say its not too bad, just kidding around. But that state is in the top 3...too damn cold for me how you guys put up with it I'll never know.
Ohio is supposed to be cold?
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you done told me lots of thangs bout beer n shit and canada. have a grand ol cunt of a good time.
RIP moe.
2009-03-17, 23:25
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Coldern a welldigger's ankles! Or my husband's exwives' hearts.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
You guys are amateurs, I live in what was once known as the drugs capital of Northern Ireland. And that prestigious title was awarded just to counsel estate I live in, not the town or even the county. That's how it's done, muthafuckas!
Oh you're one of those protty-stints eh? I know a guy from west cork that says you're all a bunch of langers
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
2009-03-17, 23:30
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I'm a protty-stint! But wth is a langer?
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Oh you're one of those protty-stints eh? I know a guy from west cork that says you're all a bunch of langers
A guy named Paddy from either end of Ireland is almost always gonna be kaflick I'm not sure what I said that made you even think about religion, though haha.
Is it just me or is the forum incredibly slow at the moment?
I just thought the northern end were typically protestant. Yeah the forums been slow-stop speed recently.
Ahhh yes, you're right. But yeah, I think the only Protestant people named "Paddy" in Ireland would be converts or the offspring of malicious parents! haha
2009-03-20, 18:53
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hey all,
yes i know i've said about me & pics before but am going over to see b/f next week & will get him to take pics of all my inkwork (you may even be unlucky to get pic of me) & you'll be able to see them.
but if you don't want to...
...tough!!!
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2009-03-20, 20:49
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as long as its good ink work
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Ok. You're literate, intelligent and funny-FBS
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2009-03-20, 20:57
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lol
i think so & so does b/f & anyone else who has seen it but
*shrug* you can decide for yourself when you see it
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2009-04-04, 17:48
bunny
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okay pic of me!! was taken just over a year ago now & have lost a bit of weight since then
if you're with digust all i can say is i did warn you!!
bunny xxx
p.s. pic was "posed" lol
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
if you're with digust all i can say is i did warn you!!
Haha there's that classic Irish self-loathing! I don't know what you're worried about, you look dead on
I'm not sure about your taste in furniture, though
Is that one of your tats on your leg? I can't really make it out, it could be a bruise you sustained whilst trying to mount that giant's clog haha.
Got any more?
2009-04-04, 18:16
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thanks paddy
& yeah it is, it's a baby dragon curled up sleeping & yeah it was taken by a freind outside of belfast somewhere a forest place he's a semi-professional photographer took me ages to refuse to pose for him, he kept offereing to buy me my drug of choice (caffeine) & chocolate if i posed though lol
got any more?? lol you taking the piss mate or you for real?? *confused look* besides i think one pic of me is enough for anyone! lol
how about seeing a pic of you then paddy??
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2009-04-04, 18:26
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Cool pic, like the tattoo....
Yea paddy how about some pics....
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“Remember to live, eat, sleep and breathe music for the mind, play from your heart and never be swayed by the current trends.” ~Rusty Cooley
& yeah it is, it's a baby dragon curled up sleeping & yeah it was taken by a freind outside of belfast somewhere a forest place he's a semi-professional photographer took me ages to refuse to pose for him, he kept offereing to buy me my drug of choice (caffeine) & chocolate if i posed though lol
Everyone needs a vice! The pic didn't look "posed" though...well, except for the fact that you're sitting barefoot on a curly dragon haha. But you look quite casual, if you know what I mean.
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got any more?? lol you taking the piss mate or you for real?? *confused look* besides i think one pic of me is enough for anyone! lol
Haha I'm serious Why's that so weird? The weird part is what I'm currently doing in front of my screen, but that's not for you to worry about.
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how about seeing a pic of you then paddy??
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Yea paddy how about some pics....
One of two things would have to happen before I would even think about uploading a pic here. First, I would have to die in some kind of hilariously tragic sex accident involving pineapples, on Mars, which was photographed by Michael Jackson whilst using one of his kiddie friends as a tripod, who then inexplicably decided to register with this forum and post my pic in this thread. Second, everyone else on the entire internet would have to upload a pic of themselves first, naked, being fisted by a midget.
However, what I can do is offer an artist's impression of me instead:
FUCK! I knew that blind date with a midget was a bad idea, I could have sworn I heard a strange whirring, camera-like sound coming from his massive novelty hat all fuckin' night.
Thank god he left it at the bar, because I fucked him rotten in the cab on the way home. God knows what images of unspeakable debauchery might have been captured...
FUCK! I knew that blind date with a midget was a bad idea, I could have sworn I heard a strange whirring, camera-like sound coming from his massive novelty hat all fuckin' night.
Thank god he left it at the bar, because I fucked him rotten in the cab on the way home. God knows what images of unspeakable debauchery might have been captured...
Haha, another terrific post, Paddy. You never cease to make me laugh
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Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
2009-04-05, 16:50
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Haha, another terrific post, Paddy. You never cease to make me laugh
You're still not gettin' my tayties.
Haha cheers chief, I think this brings the grand total of people who find me funny up to a dizzying three, and one of those is my shrink. She always laughs uncontrollably when I ask her a simple question, such as "do you think girls will ever like me?" or "I feel like I'm progressing! What do you think?" ahh it's nice to bring laughter into the lives of others. I actually think I'm in with a chance with this chick, because girls like a sense of humour and she was crying tears of blood from laughing so much at my cock when I got it out during one of our sessions. However, she didn't laugh so much when she noticed I had walked across the room and began patting her on the forehead with it while she had her eyes shut...but as soon as I'm allowed back into the clinic again I'll be working my magic on her
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thanks paddy the h r giger tatts usually get the most "oooohs" & "aahhhs" & "fuck how long that take??" lol
Haha good question - how long did they take?
2009-04-05, 20:53
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Haha good question - how long did they take?
lol the big ones on my legs & right side took anything from a couple hours to 6 hours, the ones on my arms took anything from 20mins to 1 hour.
the ones on my feet, one of them took a couple of hours but wasn't happy the way those pics came out so gonna get bf to take them again when see him in may
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so gonna get bf to take them again when see him in may
Hopefully you'll still be attached to them at the time! haha
My philosophy is, if anything takes more than 5 minutes I'm not interested. I don't care if it's eating, sex, attempting to resuscitate a drowned child, or digging broken glass out of my sphincter.
You have great commitment to your art, I'll give you that!
2009-04-05, 21:14
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thanks paddy!
when the tattooist was doing this giger one: http://pics.livejournal.com/purplyb...ic/00022zc8/g14 that took 6 hours to do (not counting breaks), he was well impressed with me! he said to me i must have a v high pain threshold 'cause most blokes their legs would be shaking up & down with the pain, he said "you wouldn't even know i was tattooing you" i replied "yeah it's relaxing" he laughed and said "yeah i had noticed you nearly falling asleep a couple of times"
& that point he done a bit more, stopped & us both a coffee & gave me a doughnut!
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"I can see why the name 'bernie' suits you....I mean you're black, smell dead and are completely inane" as he looked at me with wary eyes.
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"Bunny is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside a clump of smegma" one of the other inmates describing me.
6 hours of having a needle stab you a billion times...fuck that. If I'm not pretty enough without a tattoo then at least I can take comfort in the fact that I haven't been tortured with inky metal for 6 hours straight haha.
Are you planning to get any more done? And do you have any more pictures of yourself?
2009-04-05, 22:03
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I just got a tattoo on the inner-lining of my asshole. Its a picture of the Target logo, divided in half, so that when you spread my cheeks it opens up to show the full bulls-eye.
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The bottom of that 'Don't Click' picture is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. 'No, I really DO have a vagina! It's right here!'
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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Originally Posted by CompelledToLacerate
God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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Originally Posted by Gomli
The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
Chances are there have been Irish in every corner of the world, no matter how remote. Our semen is listed in the World Health Organisation's Big Book of Pestilential Materials.
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God, the Japanese are so weird. This HAS to be the long term effects of the atom bombs. No one is that weird on purpose.
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The slams in that song always kill me. First time I heard that song I was like "Too much heaviness - brain collapse" but now I could murder my family to that one
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I had to google that before I got the joke
Don't feel stupid, friend. It's just that we people who are privileged to live in the good part of the world don't keep up with soccer pseudo-celebs. We have far more important things to worry about, like A-Rod-Madonna and the Octomom. Fuck soccer. Except, of course, for MUFC! GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLL!
"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
2009-04-06, 18:21
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That woman is a lunatic and I'll bet she's preggers again within a couple years. That whole situation is irksome.
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Good GOD, it looks like she has a mutant third tit hangin' from her guts. Is it really octuplets or has Chris been firing his giant sperms into needy women again?
I think they were artificially inseminated or some bullshit like that. With Chris it usually blows a hole right out the other side
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"Ja mein little poodle, I will hang you by your nipples in my garage,
2009-04-06, 20:12
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Yes, she had 6 live eggs in the lab and the doctor -who should be disbarred and dismembered- implanted all of them at her request. She was unemployed and living in a separate house from her parents although partly because of her they had to file bankruptcy. She knew there was a possibility of twins, but didn't thing she'd have 8. Now she has 14 kids total. Some are handicapped. Angels of Mercy stepped in to help her, but she's given them problems at times. She has an extremely expensive house now, too. She won't disclose who the father of all the kids is, but my theory is it's the doctor. She claims to have never had plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, but pictures now and then show she doesn't look the same. Plus her face hardly moves and that's a sign of botox. Hmm, $200 for a damn pair of shoes to go on Dr. Phil's doesn't show me that she's being thrifty towards her kids or spending all that donated money towards the kids.
Personally I think they should put the recently borns into foster care with a radius limit and mandatory visitations together with all the siblings as well as her. She can take care of the ones she has already and all the children should get better one on one care than the situation now. If her situation changes and she does prove to be able to care for all the kids even with help at home then so be it, but don't put it all on the taxpayers like she's doing now.
(Jumps off soapbox.)
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
Yes, she had 6 live eggs in the lab and the doctor -who should be disbarred and dismembered- implanted all of them at her request. She was unemployed and living in a separate house from her parents although partly because of her they had to file bankruptcy. She knew there was a possibility of twins, but didn't thing she'd have 8. Now she has 14 kids total. Some are handicapped. Angels of Mercy stepped in to help her, but she's given them problems at times. She has an extremely expensive house now, too. She won't disclose who the father of all the kids is, but my theory is it's the doctor. She claims to have never had plastic surgery to look like Angelina Jolie, but pictures now and then show she doesn't look the same. Plus her face hardly moves and that's a sign of botox. Hmm, $200 for a damn pair of shoes to go on Dr. Phil's doesn't show me that she's being thrifty towards her kids or spending all that donated money towards the kids.
Personally I think they should put the recently borns into foster care with a radius limit and mandatory visitations together with all the siblings as well as her. She can take care of the ones she has already and all the children should get better one on one care than the situation now. If her situation changes and she does prove to be able to care for all the kids even with help at home then so be it, but don't put it all on the taxpayers like she's doing now.
(Jumps off soapbox.)
She should convert to Catholicism and move to Ireland, she'd fit right in over here with her inexhaustible, bottomless uterus.
In all seriousness, all of these births can't be good for her (how shall I say it) "elasticity"? Is it safe, medically speaking, to have fourteen, count 'em, FOURTEEN sprogs? It wasn't that long ago in our history when childbirth was a fairly lethal undertaking, and this dizzy bitch doesn't appear to show any signs of giving up her hobby any time soon.
Did she breast feed all of them, too? She must have nipples like half-chewed boxer's knuckles.
2009-04-06, 20:45
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She said that due to her beliefs she wouldn't let the eggs be destroyed. I'm assuming that she's catholic already. And no, she couldn't breast feed them anyways. Below weight babies can't nurse properly so that wasn't even an option. Having 2 kids was hard on my body! I can't imagine that many. <<shudders>> I can't imagine helping with all their homework!!! lol
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-wally: Mom, you shouldn't play after me because it makes you sound even worse than you already do. -wally:*grumbles and whispers quietly* I guess it's cuz I love you or something, but you're still a TURD
Grimm:I could read your mind but its in font size .5
Amadeus:Oh, and was there a cesserole (never mind spelling) involved?
Paddy:the fact that you didn't end up on a kids show makes me question my atheism
Dyldo: You evil strumpet!
. check out his other band: 
with digust all i can say is i did warn you!!
besides i think one pic of me is enough for anyone! lol
