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Old 2007-04-02, 16:15
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Very stupid lyrics.

Oh fudgecakes you are a stinky bastard !
Why do you reek so badly of toilet ?
Why do you spend so much time smelling ?
Of Timmy Mallet's corpse shagging Tim Curry. (type names in google if your )

Sit on my lap and you'll melt my legs.
I thought you were covered in earwax.
But that's actually just a solidified layer of stench.
My mouth after King Kong farted in it would still smell better.

I would like a rice cake now...
Maybe if I ram it into your scrotum ?!?
This nuke will politely bumsex your stench in the face.
I keep imagining dog turd spraying out of your mouth.

Because of the stench, I cannot eat chips.
Why do you remind me of 1950's car mold ?
I go to museums and the restoration is great.
Where did you go wrong, why ?!? YOU STINKY !

YOU = STINKY !!!
STINKY STINKY STINKY !!!
EWWWWWWWWWWW STINKY !!!
Please for the love of Paul Walker's bad acting !

Jump into a ocean full of bath salts and frothy soap !!!
Yeah just hijack the giant rubber ducky and sail away !
Take Paul Walker with you like in Brokeback Mountain !
Well okay not that friendly but maybe give him a little soapy beard and a mint or two...
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Old 2007-04-02, 16:18
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA

love retarded lyrics.
 
Old 2007-04-02, 16:42
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Boring.
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Old 2007-04-05, 09:16
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Stupid lyrics cont'd

Hot summer and I'm driving
Cock stuck to my thigh
My balls stuck to the other
Wave to the midget rapist

I kept frozen brandy for your mum
She sniffed and penetrated my bum
Now we are laughing watching tv
She rides me and I'm decapitated ?

Durrr your thick you are you are !
You still smell, fixation on smell
But let's push this grief aside
And hollow out the carcass

Stop shouting you bum rapist
Angry rambling from that guy
She hired him to pull my head off
Oh shite he's gobbling my insides

Yay stitch me together again
Fuck I feel great thanks !
I'll help you guys clean up
Wow how soapy we've become !
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