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Old 2007-03-25, 00:52
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Mortician

do they always have weird intros in their songs where they have stories?
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Old 2007-03-25, 01:01
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I dled hacked up for barbecue a while ago, I just skipped through the tracks and it doesn't have intros on every song. I don't listen to it, I think its a pretty shit album to be honest.
 
Old 2007-03-25, 01:15
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mortician tends to be more about stuff like that more than substance in music
 
Old 2007-03-25, 02:15
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Mortician tends to suck big time.
 
Old 2007-03-25, 02:58
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Mortician tends to suck big time.


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Old 2007-03-25, 03:22
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do they always have weird intros in their songs where they have stories?

noobie.
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Old 2007-03-25, 06:51
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Mortician tends to suck big time.

I disagree, most songs sound the same; but, they're so fucking heavy.
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Old 2007-03-25, 11:24
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alot of songs do sound similar and hell sometimes the intros are the most interetaining part, but loving horror and gore films its easy to overlook that
morticians one of those love em or hate em bands i guess
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Old 2007-03-25, 12:36
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Old 2007-03-25, 13:19
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noobie.


how does that prove that i am a noob
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Old 2007-03-25, 14:04
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since that's one of the things everybody loves/hates about mortician
 
Old 2007-03-25, 18:23
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The intro's are the best thing about Mortician, the "riffs" are very dull and yeah basically always the same. If you would listened once to a Mortician record you'll probably would knew this.
 
Old 2007-03-25, 19:12
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MORTICIAN OWNS-both of those guys are very talented, definitely check out Prosthetic Cunt's Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuckstick-sounds laughable but it's very entertaining(it's Roger's side project)
 
Old 2007-03-25, 19:21
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MORTICIAN OWNS-both of those guys are very talented, definitely check out Prosthetic Cunt's Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuckstick-sounds laughable but it's very entertaining(it's Roger's side project)

talented!!?? hahahahaha.

i had a cd of theirs once, but i smashed it on the corner of my dresser.
 
Old 2007-03-26, 14:32
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I like the songs with intros, then it goes into a boring repetitive easy to play riff.
 
Old 2007-03-26, 16:22
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I'm sure Mortician could play more difficult stuff than they do, but that's not the point of their music. I don't listen to them all the time, but sometimes it's cool to crank the stereo and get blasted by that bass. A-standard, bitches!
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Old 2007-03-26, 17:12
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Old 2007-03-26, 19:35
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I'm sure Mortician could play more difficult stuff than they do, but that's not the point of their music. I don't listen to them all the time, but sometimes it's cool to crank the stereo and get blasted by that bass. A-standard, bitches!


And now it's G Standard! FUCKING RIGHT! MORTICIAN RULES!
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Old 2007-03-26, 20:14
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I like the songs with intros, then it goes into a boring repetitive easy to play riff.

What does it matter if something is easy to play? Technicality is gay.
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Old 2007-03-27, 00:23
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What does it matter if something is easy to play? Technicality is gay.


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Old 2007-03-27, 11:07
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What does it matter if something is easy to play? Technicality is gay.


Thats just because you fucking fail at guitar. ?go blink 182 concert
 
Old 2007-03-27, 11:57
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oh great, its started again
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Old 2007-03-27, 19:27
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Thats just because you fucking fail at guitar. ?go blink 182 concert

Hahahahaha.
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Old 2007-03-27, 20:32
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Thats just because you fucking fail at guitar. ?go blink 182 concert

Wrong. Technicality sucks.
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Old 2007-03-27, 21:58
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Old 2007-03-27, 22:54
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Thats just because you fucking fail at guitar. ?go blink 182 concert


Buddy I can play Vital Remains and Necrophagist on guitar. And I say Technicality is gay. I hate those bands. I only learn them to better myself as a guitar player. People who write for the sake of being technical fail at being song writters.
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Old 2007-03-27, 23:12
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Saying technicality as a whole is gay is really a huge overstatement-technicality is awesome as long as you use it to better your songs, not just to show off. I can appreciate bands like Righteous Pigs all the way to Necrophagist. Where i draw the line is stuff like Vai and Malmsteen. That stuff is nothing but show.
 
Old 2007-03-27, 23:24
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If you don't like tech bands you can go and listen to your way over saturated clone genre where the next band on the list is practically the same anytime you like.

I however like listening to bands that are different and being a guitarist i love listening to obscure writing skills and timings, in my rather UN-saturated genre.

Tech exists because boring normal death metal has already been done, old school done, melodic blah blah. Tech is something for people looking for something more.
 
Old 2007-03-27, 23:34
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If you don't like tech bands you can go and listen to your way over saturated clone genre where the next band on the list is practically the same anytime you like.

I however like listening to bands that are different and being a guitarist i love listening to obscure writing skills and timings, in my rather UN-saturated genre.

Tech exists because boring normal death metal has already been done, old school done, melodic blah blah. Tech is something for people looking for something more.


the irony in this is practically breaking my screen in half.
the reason i dislike the tech is because it is the safe way
boring everyone does it and thinks its' all that
people who play the old school stuff aren't playing it
to show off their shit but just to make music. to make good music
it's all good if you have tech and good music. but tech for the sake
of tech pisses me off and puts me to sleep
 
Old 2007-03-28, 00:23
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Thats why you listen to bands like Martyr , sleep terror and Beneath the massacre.

Try sleeping through btm- Nevermore i dare you
 
Old 2007-03-28, 00:26
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BTM is Boring Totally Man
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Old 2007-03-28, 01:05
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Playing the guitar in the technical way doesn't really impress me, mainly because most guitarist can reach that level with only a couple years of practice (or less even). I see kids at Guitar Center constantly playing technical riffs and it's simply boring. The only thing separating Vai from Necrophagist is the drumming and vocals.
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Old 2007-03-28, 04:41
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Technical, not technical, who fucking cares. The term 'technical' shouldn't even be applied to music in the first place. We're talking about notes and feeling, not fucking rebuilding a small block engine. Just write some fucking good tunes and that's all you need!
 
Old 2007-03-28, 11:41
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BTM is Boring Totally Man


Cringes, say you hate the style, say you hate the monotonous blast beats or triggered drums or the samey vocals.

But btm is NOT boring. Btm is fucking insane.
 
Old 2007-03-28, 12:14
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yeah, they are im afraid.
 
Old 2007-03-28, 14:35
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No, BTM is BORING.
" " is TEDIOUS.
" " is DULL.


Dig that Wiktionary synonym action!
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Old 2007-03-28, 16:38
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haha, it's a damn fact!

anyway, lets keep this about Mortician or some will get it
 
Old 2007-03-28, 22:10
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how does that prove that i am a noob

because you are.... now go away....
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Old 2007-03-28, 22:22
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because you are.... now go away....

whatever asshole
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Old 2007-03-28, 23:25
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Youngest dude to make a rtt...

Im very angry at this signature and I dont know the words to describe why.

But Mortician is boring.
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Old 2007-03-28, 23:28
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But Mortician is boring.

Agreed, if it wasn't for the weird intros i wouldn't even bother.
 
Old 2007-03-29, 02:28
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Weird intros being...movie samples? BIZARRE!!!
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