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2002-12-03, 23:31
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hey sane do ya still think your a fat cunt ? hehe i feel like shit because i havent been able to work out for the bas week and a half because of my knee injury.
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You gamma-minus fucktards
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I'm a thin cunt now 
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Hwo'd you manage that so quick?
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yeah, i want to know too
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2002-12-05, 01:29
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glad your nice and trim sane...regardless youll always be a cunt in my book, of course i mean that in the nicest way possible 
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2002-12-05, 03:45
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Keto diet.
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2002-12-05, 03:52
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is that the carb diet?
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2002-12-06, 00:26
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NO-carb diet, you retarded retard.
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2002-12-06, 02:32
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thats what i meant
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Talking about fat, I'm the opposite. I'm a skinny bastard, I am 15 and am only like 78 pounds, so if you have any tips for gaining weight let me know. Lol. I eat more than all my other friends and they are amazed that I dont gain weight, and cake doesnt help either. So yeah man to encourage sane..... Fat Ass Loose Weight. I dont mean that in a bad way but u wanted people to cal you something to want to loose weight. Just think, if you were as skinny as me and small (same thing) then you can do lots of stuff, I dont know if it would help you in your kick boxing though. But....... I'll finish this later. Hail!!!
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eat like 2 big meals a day, sleep alot, watch tv, dont do sports. dont sweat. eat raw lard. skin a pig and eat it raw. grow fat.
seriously, i got the same problem but i'm like 79 KG, so i'm more than twice as heavy as you hehe. but i still dont gain wieght ad i;m not fat. maybe i'm just lucky
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Ok man thanks for the tip, but the only problem that I will have is sitting on my ass, because I have to go out and bike or dirtbike everyday or I get in a bad mood I cant stay in the house, but what I can do is stay in and play guitar all day and eat liek cake and all this steak and... well nevermind I eat chicken every damn day, but all well I'll try what you said for one day. Thanks for the tip man. Hail!
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2002-12-08, 02:03
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Shit man, haha I guess I'll try that if the cake thing doesnt work. Today I found this chocolate milk shit thats really thick and someone told me it will make me gain weight. haha.
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i am 145lbs now, and a couple of months ago, if any one remembers, i said
i weighed 125lbs. yep, in a matter of about 5 or 6 months, i gained around
20lbs. ya wanna know what i did: worked out a little, ran some on a tredmill,
and eat a lot of hamburgers, pizza, and pop tarts.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-12-08, 04:07
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i'm 180lbs. still havent gained weight
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Dude, 180 pounds? Do you WANT to gain weight or somehting or lose?
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i'm trying to GAIN weight. since i burn most of it off when i work out and run. i've been constantly losing weight
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2002-12-09, 22:23
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Thats cool man I know what you mean, I'm skinny as hell and all i liek to do is dirtbike or biek or skate and I eat like a bitch and I guess since right after I'm done eating I go outside and bike or something and burn it off. I am just going to try and stya in alot and just play guitar and eat. Hope fully that will work and shit. If nothing works then all well. My biology teacher told me today that in college she was about 69 pounds and thats it!!!!! her mom was liek that too and now she said she is 350 pounds and huge as shit lol. I kind of like being small thouhgt becaue I'm pretty short thouhg but people sya its an advantage and all and I'm skinny also but I just say that I am good at paintball and can hide behind a tiny ass tree. If people say shit then all well screw them!!  Hail!!!
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weijia is full of shit so here comes the usual "shut the fuck up"
if you wanna gain fat do what he said but if you wanna gain muscle weight eat alot of protien and for you you need alot of carbs also. they best food probably for you in the carb area is probably yams. yes i know they suck but hey it all depends on how bad you want it. if your serious about this i could go into more detail for you.
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Just make sure you watch exactly how much protein you do take in...it can be bad...and it might be affecting me, but I won't say how, and I don't know if that is the problem yet. Just be careful if you load up on it, is all I'm saying.
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What could happen if i do take in too much protien? And what should I do if i want to take some protien but not all what else can I do where i would take in protien and other things?
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if you take in too much protein, it will convert to fat, the unsaturated fats,
the fat that takes years to get rid of...
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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Ok thanks man.
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if you take in too much protein, it will convert to fat, the unsaturated fats,
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Fucking bullshit garbage. Protein converting to unsaturated fat (which, incidentally, are the ones that are good for you) is impossible. Not unlikely, but impossible.
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and dont eat too much fibre unless you like having diharea
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Like what kind of fibers do you mean?
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like bran and vegetable fiber, becuase your body doesnt digest it, it just helps the waste and food pass along more easily. thats why carnivores get constipated alot. i learnt this all 2 years ago on science
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Ok cool man thanks for the tips.
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Fucking bullshit garbage. Protein converting to unsaturated fat (which, incidentally, are the ones that are good for you) is impossible. Not unlikely, but impossible.
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then why not correct me, rather than say, "Fucking bullshit garbage."
i guessed on the "unsaturated fat" part, but i always thought
that if you took in protien and didn't work out, you get fat...
so excuse "fucking bullshit garbage" me, dude.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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2002-12-16, 02:22
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No chance.
On a keto diet I ate 50 grams of fibre in a day (I basically ate flax meal with a spoon out of a tin), and it didn't do shit. Anyway, there isn't really any other way to over-eat fibre, so eat as much fibre as you want. Things that give you the shits are the ones that change the way your shit actually is. Without getting graphic, don't eat too much sennapod or liquorice or you'll end up shitting green paste all day.
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then why not correct me, rather than say, "Fucking bullshit garbage."
i guessed on the "unsaturated fat" part, but i always thought
that if you took in protien and didn't work out, you get fat...
so excuse "fucking bullshit garbage" me, dude.
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I was running off to work, so I didn't have to say that total calorie intake is the only thing that matters if you're not working out, and if you eat too much of anything without increasing your calorie utilisation you'll get fat. Don't guess giving people training advice.
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No chance.
On a keto diet I ate 50 grams of fibre in a day (I basically ate flax meal with a spoon out of a tin), and it didn't do shit. Anyway, there isn't really any other way to over-eat fibre, so eat as much fibre as you want. Things that give you the shits are the ones that change the way your shit actually is. Without getting graphic, don't eat too much sennapod or liquorice or you'll end up shitting green paste all day.
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i say you should go graphic, why the hell not... 
just post you skinny ass.
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Man, I get real sweaty after I wack my dong. Yeah, cause I headbang while I do, and I can't really "Jump" (haha ) like VanHalen in a dorm room, so I just walk back and forth....haha a couple days ago I was jumping up and down on my bed, with my pants down and my roommate came in when I wasn't looking, hahaha.
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THREAD RECYCLE!
Why thread recycle?
Because I'm doing something fun. Well, more STUPIDY RETARDED than fun, but I think it's fun.
I'm entering one of those 'lose weight and win money' competitions, usually entered by ugly people who have no clue about how to lose weight.
However, I have the edge. First of all, I've been lifting and eating for ages and now I'm big but also actively FAT. Secondly, I have a very punishing and effective weight losing regime. It's a combination of programs designed for professional athletes.
I estimate I can go from about 95 kilos to about 80 kilos, which is basically from fat cunt to CK model. Throw in a haircut and a suntan, and I'll look a million bucks. Yay for me.
First prize is $2000 worth of supplements, $25000 and a fricken car.
However, to win it would require three months of strict, continuous and brutal exercise on a very constrained diet which I'd have to log in a book at all times. And no beer. Not a single one.
It sounds fucking stupid. I think I'll do it.
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I'd eat less bread or so, than to do without beer.
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