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Only read if you wanna read something really stupid...

2007-03-21, 13:24

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Only read if you wanna read something really stupid...

There in the pantry
My pink dress
Covered in poopoo
Sniff sniff sniff

I am a donkey
I wet your bed
I lick your bum
I smell bread

Stinky bum
full of poopoo
Smack it hard
Back unto thy anus !!!

Smack smack smack
What a bad satan
he shagged your carpet
And robbed your nan

I am a renegade
I don't pay my council tax
I am a renegade
I take the last sheet of toilet paper and don't replace it !!!

I do not replace it
I do not replace it
Your bog roll
I will NEVER REPLACE IT !!!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH !!!!!!!

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2007-03-21, 17:57

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HAHAHA!

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Also, check out Autopsy, the vocalist sounds like hes about to eat your grandmother while fucking you in the eye. Brutal.

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I coated the end of a toothpick with Satan's blood and simply wiped it across the top of an omelet. PERFECT!

2007-03-21, 21:31

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I liked it until the end. Then you just started yelling.

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2007-03-22, 00:47

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loved this

2007-03-22, 01:43

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LOL

2007-03-22, 02:04

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LAWLZ

2007-03-23, 05:02

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Thank you for this.

2007-03-23, 23:08

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Loved the line about not replacing the tp. I don't know know what else to say about really, ya goofus.

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