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2007-03-06, 23:28
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Fuck The Fat Bitches - NFL
Desperate, this urge keeps bothering me
I must fuck a woman but the hot ones are hard to get
looking through craigslist I see fat bitches
100 dollars for 15 minutes to suck my dick?!
FUCK THAT SHIT
FUCK THAT BITCH
FUCK FAT BITCHES!
Why pay a fat bitch to suck your dick when you can buy her a; CHEESEBURGER!
FUCK THAT SHIT
FUCK THAT BITCH
FUCK FAT BITCHES
I'm sick of these obese women with self esteem
You are fucking fat, admit it
stop covering your ass with your sweater tied to your waist
Shut your fucking mouth or I will smother mayonaise on your face
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2007-03-07, 00:26
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AWESOME.
Quoting the last line too.
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2007-03-07, 00:53
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THIS FUCKING SUCKS
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2007-03-07, 15:50
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^=wrong
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are you telling us that you have 4 boobs...2 small and 2 bigs
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2007-03-07, 17:46
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this is a pretty childish attempt of copying seth's lyric style
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2007-03-07, 17:49
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Could be much funnier. Pretty lame right now.
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2007-03-07, 18:25
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this is a pretty childish attempt of copying seth's lyric style
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who's seth? I dont know man, but my lyric content has always been like this for 2 years or so when I first started the project.
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2007-03-07, 18:28
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He means Seth Putnam. If you've been doing this for two years you should be better at it.
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2007-03-08, 02:41
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dont know about you guys but it sounds far more brujeria than ac.
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2007-03-08, 16:48
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He means Seth Putnam. If you've been doing this for two years you should be better at it.
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its not even supposed to be good. its for a comedy goregrind band for christ sake. hahahahaha.
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2007-03-08, 17:29
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Good=funny in this case. I'm not asking for a nicely turned bit of poetry, just a better treatment of your idea; this is flaccid.
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2007-03-09, 00:59
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cmon that last line rocks
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2007-03-09, 01:23
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lol thanx for the compliments Infinity. lol.
But I have read alot of lyrics from the other guys here in metaltabs, you guys are fucking good.
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2007-03-09, 07:26
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The last line's pretty funny. But, with improved context, it could be much funnier.
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